EPISODE · Dec 16, 2019 · 1H 46M
042 - Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)
from Clamshell Case Files · host Zero Science
Everyone knows the story of Santa Claus. The kind, old toymaker who dies and is resurrected by a band of all-male, sensual elves, who enslave the old man and force him to work unceasingly for centuries. Well, that’s what we thought Santa Claus: The Movie was about, anyway. That’s without getting into a homeless street scamp, the evil toymaker under congressional pressure to clean up his act and the North Pole drug trade. You will believe Nannies can fly...on dust.
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Everyone knows the story of Santa Claus. The kind, old toymaker who dies and is resurrected by a band of all-male, sensual elves, who enslave the old man and force him to work unceasingly for centuries. Well, that’s what we thought Santa Claus: The Movie was about, anyway. That’s without getting into a homeless street scamp, the evil toymaker under congressional pressure to clean up his act and the North Pole drug trade. You will believe Nannies can fly...on dust.
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042 - Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)
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