058 - Return to the Blue Lagoon (1991)

Danielle Brown (@thatdanibelle of World of Commotion) is back with the sequel nobody was asking for. Milla Jovovich and Brian Krause are doing their best Brooke Shields and Christopher Atkins impressions while learning about the birds, the bees, the cowrie shells, and getting rid of their trees (if you know what I mean, nudge nudge). But twist! A horned up young belle from San Francisco shows up with her father’s boat, threatening to destroy the islanders’ “natural love.” Also, there’s a generationally vindictive shark and criminal Australians lurking about.