Oh my god. Ladies and gentlemen, we've done it. I absolutely cannot believe we got confetti cannons. We got...
That was so lame. Guys, you are watching the 100th episode of Impulsive, our first live show. Hopefully we don't say anything. That can be a detriment to our careers.
Our PR team warned us and it's prepped us. So we're good to go. I'm worried about you. I'm not.
I'm feeling sober. That's good. Not for long, I think. I think this show is definitely going to be crazy.
Guys, we have a lot of fun stuff planned for us today. We have a special musical performance by Machine Gun Kelly, at the tail end of the episode. Machine Gun Kelly, who would have guessed? We got a special guest because...
I don't know if I should say it. Abigail Ratched. Hold on a second. We ready to say this?
Dylan, producer? Hey look, Abigail Ratched for cancelled. What's going to Abigail Ratched for? It's okay.
It's okay. Because we got a dope guest coming very soon about 30 minutes. Theo Vonn, who is a podcast king, the king of randomness, which kind of is sort of your thing. I'm a putt of petty pawn compared to Theo Vonn.
You guys are going to be really good. I'm excited. I also invited more Instagram models with Big Ole broads. Big Ole broads.
They're coming to replace Abigail Ratched for your fucks. Mel, you can't say that about her brushes. We got it. No, we can't.
We can't. This is really, truly live. I can't cut that. There's like 50 lives.
Also, I found out... I'm so sorry it's live. I put my phone on Airplay Mode. Can we show the audience?
It's no caller ID which makes me nervous because they're probably going to call again. It was probably like a test. It was my number. Please don't call again.
Just let us do the show. But I found out, even if we say something controversial, there's a 10 second delay, right? We can yank the plot. Not quite because it still shows that 10 second.
So we can yank the plot and leave the country. And it'll still show, but at least we'll be on our way out. That's exactly. Yeah.
This episode is actually, we have a sponsor. Our first real sponsor. Yeah, that's right. Episode 100.
It's actually the Challenger games. Here in July, 27th. In Long Beach, California. Let's pass this entertainers on the planet.
We'll be racing to see who... I fucking told you, bro. Can you just mutate? Yeah, I can.
Just put it on silent, bro. What's wrong with this? Fats. It is on silent.
Wow, we're off to a sloppy start here. Let me tell you guys a quick story. I forget it. I was going to say it's live.
We knew some. So the Challenger games. Thank you for putting me on live by the way. Oh yeah, you're welcome.
Especially when it's the 16-hundred-one. I think something that he can throw. Like a shot putter. Or a javelin.
Or is that two dangers? I think Mike doing anything involving any sort of physical... Anything is not the move. That's kind of...
Michael, were you ever athletic in your career? I was. I played T-ball for seven years when I was twelve. Nice.
T-ball. I was a weird kid. I was a weird kid. I was 19 playing T-ball in four years.
It was strange. I'm not going to lie to you, dude. But you're a weird adult, too. I also played intramurals basketball.
Shout out Rob's deli, our sponsor. When I was twelve years old. I was the dishwasher there. I'd talk him into Rob's sponsor.
Shout out Rob. You're speaking about athletics, though, and the Challenger Games. We went to a charity basketball game yesterday. Yesterday, a bunch of celebrities.
Who's their Snoop Dogg? Wai-ji, Quavo? James? Quavo?
Quavo? Yeah, yeah. Who else? Do you say Diplo?
There, yeah. Just a lot of... We made weather. Yes, that's right.
It's on the town. I was guarding... This is horrible news. I was guarding Snoop Dogg.
Snoop Dogg. Did you get high? Hot-tock. Hot-tock.
Hot-tock. Hot-tock. Hot-tock. Hot-tock.
You're more than welcome to join us. Bradley Martin, we're looking at you, brother. But, yo, I was going to guard Snoop Dogg, and by the way, he's long as fuck. Snoop Dogg's arms are like eight feet long.
Yeah, he's right. This is Snoop Dogg. So, we've called him the Slender Man of South Central. He's like a wacky and flatable arm man.
Yes, he's at the car dealership. And I pull the fucking... My hamstring, bro. I pull my hamstring.
Really? Yeah, man. And they said it's going to take two to four weeks to recover and the Challenger Games are in 11 days. It's my event, bro.
I have a hundred candle line. Now, this comes less than a week after we told the whole world that Jake Paul faked his ankle injury. Okay, now we've got major pie on our face, dude. I know.
Have you faked this injury? No. No, no, no, man. We were doing a lie detector.
No, I saw his thigh was taken. Yeah, we can talk about it. By the way, guys, we're doing a small hair hanging from... We're doing a lie detector test with Logan Paul later.
And I'm asking the questions. Can you imagine? Ask me if I fake my injury. Like, that's what I'm saying.
I see you're holding a scientist Mike's fan question or question. Because my top... How many people are in here? I'm hot, bro.
Can we show the audience? We have an audience camera today? Yeah. We do have an audience camera today.
Guys, we really went all in for this episode. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. If I'm being honest, I'm slightly nervous.
I just want to bring in someone to alleviate. One more thing on the basketball game. Should we talk about what just occurred on Shade Room? Oh, yeah.
Okay, we've got one more massive news story. Just moments ago on a social media site called Shade Room, this video now has close to 1 million views in 30 minutes. Live footage of Tiana Taylor flipping out verbally and physically assaulting someone. Everyone in the comments is like, somebody messed up, somebody messed up and went viral.
That someone was our German videoographer. David. David. Are you okay, David?
He's going to be alright, bro. I think we're going to talk about that a little later. I don't think it was Tiana. I think it was her friend.
I have a role on my show. I won't plug it right now, but it's called the Night Shift and it'll come out the next day. Good thing you didn't plug it. That was good.
Sorry, Pam. I'll pay your son some money. I apologize. I got 20% of it, Mom.
That's true. That's not true. The Night Shift is also a business colleague partner. You have the T and H of the Night Shift.
You owe me that. It's about that, bro. Like I said, I started off a little nervous. I feel like I'm about 20 minutes and we're going to catch our flow.
You guys know also I've been in Sweden, which I want to talk about. But first, thanks for the fan. You like it? It's nice.
Oh, God. I'm going to try to get him. He lives right above us. His name is Dorff Mama.
Dorff Mama is going to do something for us. What are you doing? Yeah! Come on, get in here.
Mom, mom, mom, mom. I'm on the table. I'm on the table, huh? Mama, hold on, I'm really quick before we do this.
We recently had in the past episode you've told us about the five steps you're going to take for a better life. Now show us what you want to show us. You want to hold it? Alright, what are you about to show us?
Please don't spill on my laptop. It seems like you got a Bud Light can. It does look like that. Evan.
Evan. Evan. That's what you got to do this. Yes!
Yes! That's incredible! Wow! This man went to college!
Two years! Two years in college! Then he dropped out! Hey, good shit!
Evan, wow! Wanna pick up the mic? How are you feeling, darling? Are you excited for us this episode?
Yeah. After all, we have the number one podcast in the world. Hit that subscribe button. Hey, caller, daddy, you got a great show.
But do you have an alcoholic dwarf? I didn't think so. Fuck outta here. I didn't think so!
Call her daddy! More like, caller... I got nothing. Sorry.
It's okay. Yeah, how are ya? Good. I didn't plan on what you ended up here.
It's all good. I'm gonna talk about Sweden a little bit. I have a lot of fun adventure stories. We usually do a guy's only little talk for the first 30 minutes, which we're gonna do.
Guys, I have a lot to say. Oh, we got to say. I have a lot to say. First off, it's my boxing coach, Milton, who accompanied me my whole time in Sweden.
Milton, you are the best wingman I've ever had in my life. Have you guys ever had a wingman whose only objective is to get you laid? Literally! That is the...
Bro! Because he's got no agenda, like sure. You're my friend. Yeah.
And you can be my wingman sometimes. Not even close. But let's be honest, mine is on a level, unbeknownst to man. It only does two things.
He's not trying to do magic tricks. He does this and they love it. They go where's the end of your finger? That's what they say.
And he figured out the DM. Yo! That's dangerous. I have a picture here.
I want to try to bring it up. Milton DM the few of the hottest Swedish models. And they showed up. No, Milton!
For me. For me. Not for him. No.
Milton didn't DM the hottest? I can't hear you because my headphones are still on. What? Oh, no, no, no.
Milton, I made it very clear it's for me. I mean, unless it was for you. No, it's okay. No, Milton was the number one wing man I've ever had.
He's also not collected. He's found that out too. The dude will be half conversational. Go like this.
You guys like coffee because we just want a coffee. I don't like coffee. He's sleeping. No, dude just falls asleep straight.
He can sleep standing up. He's like a horse. He's like a boxing training horse. It was incredible.
I've gotten requests that you teach people how to nap. Napping ceremonies where you tell them. You can nap standing up sleeping with your eyes open. $100 an hour.
$100 an hour. He's always trying to make money. Can we zoom into this picture? I have, and I'm so sorry this girl.
But like, bro, this girl. Is that Corinacoff? No, here's a picture of Milton and sleeping. No, he's not sleeping.
He's awake. But like, I don't know if you can see the girl. She's a beautiful girl. And so I was wondering like if you guys could give me that type of sentiment when you're my wingman.
Yeah, I have no agenda. I have a girlfriend. She's actually here. But can you do magic tricks?
No. Are you able to remove your thumb without any instruments? Okay. Well, looks like we've got someone else that can do the same trick.
See, that's quite significant. I don't quite think so. And also when I was in Sweden, you guys hear about Acef Rocky? Yeah.
I did Acef Rocky, bro. They got a 600,000 signatures on a petition to get him out. I did a swipe up on that. Question for you.
600,000 signatures. Where is he right now? Oh, I was informed it does nothing. I was informed it does nothing.
You think after a certain amount of signatures, it would turn into a key to unlock the cell. Yeah, I think the signatures have to be like in the US. You don't know what else we got? We do have nothing to do.
We've not said nothing to do. No, I mean, I mean, can you believe if you want it? I don't want you to. I don't want you to.
I don't know. Are you drunk? Would you like to be a buns? Would you like to take a shot?
I don't know. It's not like we got sponsors on this. Oh, wait. Yes, we do.
In fact, in fact, look at my chain. What a sick transition. This chain, the impulsive chain, actually was made by my friend, SUNY, the jeweler. Guys, first actual legitimate sponsor.
I think we should take a moment. On the 100th episode of impulsive, SUNY the jeweler. He made this impulsive chain for me. He made my maverick chain.
Actually, if you've seen some of my previous blogs, he made your Rolex. He put the diamonds in your Rolex. Yeah, SUNY the jeweler. He catered to all the NFL and NBA clientele.
They do giveaways for Diamond Jewelry often, so whoever following them on Instagram has a chance to win. It's at SUNY the jeweler. Follow SUNY the jeweler. It's S-U-N-Y on Instagram for a chance to win free Diamond Jewelry.
I like diamonds. In jewelry? Yeah. They'll be at girls, too.
Quick question about that plug. Interesting. I've never done it before. Shout out to you Logan Paul for the plug.
Great. Now, you get 20% of my revenue, right? I'm just curious. Does that work?
Yeah, I'll just sit by. Oh, shit. We've been talking about this. My cons are kind of the impulsive rev share.
Write in the comments below if you think I deserve it. I mean, come on. By the way, I'll listen to your feedback. No, I know.
No, no. I'm basing our business partnership in here solely on your feedback. And by the way, it's just for Mike. Please, hello, hello.
Right here. Okay, so yeah, we got a lot of cool stuff coming up in the episode. I've been told to tease the whole time. Andy from Fire Festival is going to be FaceTiming.
And I don't know how we got that. Wow. By the way, what's this claim to fan? He's the one who said he was fully prepared to quote unquote suck a dick to make sure the water's got delivered to the Fire Festival.
That's incredible. Has there ever been a moment in your life that you've been prepared to do that to advance something? We always thought about this. We always thought about this.
I'll just ask you like this. If for some reason we're live, if for some reason your boy is about to die and someone's like, yo, if you don't suck my dick right now, your boy dies. Some hypothetical world. Do you do it?
Is that for me, Spencer? Oh, I think someone was boys. You don't have to. Sure, you would.
Sure. I don't want to show. I don't want to show. I want to get through the Aztecs.
I don't want to get through the Aztecs. Double-block luck. Yes. I can't do it.
We want to do it. There's a lot of stuff going on guys. You hear about the aliens? Aliens in Air 51?
Yeah, I did. There's bad news. The aliens, some of them I heard actually escaped. There's like a reverse revolution.
We're all supposed to show up there. Right. We're supposed to raid air. That's a great idea.
Bob was our who made the UFO documentary didn't think it was good. You guys been seeing the memes quickly? They're the best names I've seen. They're the best names I've seen.
They never happened to be in the history of the internet. Whoo! Just the audience is supposed to go woo. But yeah, I've thought about going and then I know people are going to get mowed down with a 50K.
The United States Air Force said they're fully prepared to do whatever it takes to attack US assets. Yeah, Air Force said that. They're willing to do whatever it takes. Can you imagine?
Well, you know why they would. All these people actually do show up. They want. There are 1.6 million.
First of all, how would you get that kind of air-fair cooking? Let that clear out the whole airspace to get 1.6 million. It's dangerous, bro. Why are you from the Soviet Union?
Take off your head! Oh, the aliens are from Russia. That makes sense. Who is creating aliens?
I mean, I understand. What happened in Russia? We probably stopped at the lights, I think. Maybe guys didn't know what an anorism would be good about it.
What do you want from me? Yo, Russian guy, take the shit off. Take the shit off. I'm fine.
Take the hat off. We know you're not an alien dude. Especially not you. You're way too hot to be an alien.
Wow. Isn't this the girl we're supposed to win if you beat the Russian? I'm tired of this thing. Okay.
Oh my God, it's the man of the Russian guy that showed up to fight Logan. How are you? Thanks for coming, Andy. By the way, he showed up outside our house again.
Oh, this wasn't planned at all. He literally showed up. By the way, one, one, one. James, I'm mind about winning your girlfriend.
Okay. You changed your mind. Yes. Only girls can change their mind.
Oh, yeah, you didn't know that. That makes sense. Yeah. Okay.
Thank you. That makes sense. I kind of knew only men can change their mind. Wait, I hope I never make the wrong selection off a menu at the restaurant.
Hey, is this something locked in? Nope, no mind changing there. Is it true that you're getting a tattoo later in this episode? Yeah, yeah.
You're arguing a tattoo. Yeah. Okay, cool. Totally.
Impulse in the number one podcast in the world of course. I'm actually getting part of my body pierced. Really? There we go again.
That was not me. That was not me. That's Mack. Who is it this time?
I'm getting a part of my body pierced. If you guys want to tweet at us, please do. We'll be answering some live fan questions later. Once we catch a good flow, because this live thing is interesting.
You know what I'm saying? It is. It is. I'll tell you why it's interesting.
It's just so many formats. He's got a sign. Also, also by Evan. Oh, by Evan.
Also. Oh, by Evan. The sign says, by Evan. We love you.
We love you. But yeah, it's interesting because we're doing stuff that's really crazy, funny outrageous, such as me later in the show, getting a part of my body, you're getting a tattoo, the light detector test, a normal podcast. It's not quite like that. We talk about this.
Should we talk about things, guys? We have anything of value to add to the audience? I got one. I got one.
This happened in Sweden. Talk about it on Jake and Logan. Okay. I was asleep and I've always been afraid of this happening, but I witnessed it for the first time in my life.
I was sleeping next to a girl. Post-coidus. What was the word? Quidus.
I'm sorry. Quidus. I'm trying to be talking about this. Post-coidus.
And it was like 3 AM and for some reason I woke up. I snapped open and as soon as I snapped open, this girl's, her flash went off in my face. Her flash for her phone is right here. It's not 6 inches from my face.
And I look at her and I'm like, explain yourself. I grabbed her phone obviously. She's like, no, no, no. I meant to take a selfie.
Is there a music plane? Why would you take a selfie at 3 AM? Is this what I'm using? This is a shit show.
This is a goddamn train wreck. Oh, it's Spencer? Alright, so what happens? So she flashes in your face?
I want to ask some fans later. What I do in this situation is this situation. So she flashes in my face and it struck me to a core. As much as it sucks, bro, I just can't trust people anymore.
I believe in people, bro. You can trust people. You shouldn't trust a foreign woman in your bed and you don't know. That makes sense.
But I believed in her, bro. I believed in her. And the only thing that came across my mind was like, this is why I said, this is why I said, I said, take your phones before going to the party. This is the same thing.
You're creepy pervert girl. I said, you can't take pictures with people when they're sleeping. This same thing happened with Julian Edelman. Do you guys remember this?
Yes. Yes. The girl he was talking up with took a picture of herself with him sleeping in the background and posted it. Just fought Julian Edelman.
I think that was the caption on it. Wow. She really sent it. Like this girl just took an accidental selfie.
That could, no, it wasn't accidental. I mean, bro, you're going to take your word over this beautiful, sweet Russian that you found? Sweet. Is this your fault?
Yes. Mine? Yes. Why?
Why? I mean, you got yourself in that situation. What's the situation, bro? I mean, connected to another human being, quite literally.
I mean, all right. Post-ietous. I don't know what that word meant. It's one of the words.
It's not just French. You know what? You used a word. In Sweden actually.
You said, my only goal in life at all times is quite egress. Egress. I like egress. I'm no idea what that means.
It means the ability to find an ex. I always know where all the exes are. It's a military training for a non-militant. I've never been trained to do anything except for NAP and as you guys know, masturbate.
And drink so far. And find the exes. To find the exes. He's the fourth me.
Egress. He sit on the end of the table him and Milton went back and forth for and you had like you got your anxiety and you were had your Fan and you were sweating I think you're ever going to take a break from the ladies just for a little bit. You can find the one I thought about this because you did that right I did you went on a two-year vendor to your Bender of I went so crazy dude I asked you ever masturbated and you were like a couple times and and then you said you cried after you I always think I never I always think about you masturbating, but I do think of you crying after master I don't know why I think it's like something you would do like or even after sex every time Like I would expect you an angel after done. You're just like this Just like small tears like Just create art bro admit your little spoon just admit it.
Oh five percent of the time, okay That's nice for example age says Honest angel still on down to come on like yo we talk about please no no no No, I know I think it was a pure soul But one of the purest yeah, and I feel so bad every time you walk in these doors of this house angel because a little piece You're so ripped from your heart. I can see that I just put your hair now a little But yeah, I don't know I Myself what you thought about doing it Bro like I thought it might things have a sex edition I mean do you do you think like we almost got a fight because of it? He told me I mentioned it to him in front of one of one of the 14 girls that he was in 14 It's something like that in the two weeks man of just heinous amounts of intercourse in Sweden and by number 12 to 14 Whatever one was I said Logan. I'm quite worried about you as a human I think you may have a sex addiction now I did say in front of said woman which was not the best From a bro standpoint.
Yeah, I've had this topic them before keep my like relationships separate You know don't combing everything and we went into the we went into this the sauna room and he told me following him And I'm just letting you know nice like a friend if you say something like that again in front of a girl I'm going to punch you in the fucking face. I said knock you out Besides what do you do besides punching a punch in our pit? Difference if you punch on the face there's a chance nothing happens you knock them out like you're yeah You also could like kick them to which would you could really get pissed if you woke up You got mad at me because I just said what's not do this like no you said you said don't threaten me and I go Or what Mike oh, and you know my answer was this is the this is the most non-bro Because of course my answer should have been like cuz I'm a fuck you up But you know what I said and said you're gonna wait a second I said Who says no? Loser and then I said you're gonna lose a friend like you lose a But also like we should be like if we got enough physical altercations.
I'm sure you did you guys think you'll ever get in a fight We tried I'm always here's the deal If he was my friend we would have already scrapped day fucking one. He's my friend my boss my co-host my room Maker or whatever I've a non-licensed agreement to live in his house Also, I don't know what if we get in a fight which will obviously result in me absolutely pouncing his ass and putting him in the ground I will have no job no house no best friend. That's not true. No, that's not that's not true like y'all know I'm stubborn So if y'all want to test me go for it Give me a little test and it by the way if you win, you know what kind of street cred and respect for me you'd get here I'll put this out there.
Here's here's the difference. He is better train fighter and more powerful the guarantee those two things a big Old brawler cumin with true bro. It's true boxing credentials. Here's what he doesn't have a history of severe street fighting I will not stop.
I will use anything in my power to make sure I win the fight I've used my head I have used chairs I have used bottles when was the last fight when was last Street fight? I was in a minute. Yeah I told me said whatever Mike says anything funny I write it down I've always wanted to get in a street fight well but with you because it'd be fun like striking by the black See you funny you fighting Logan would be like trying to plug it like even though you're really good at n64 It's like trying to put a n64 game into like a ps4 ah if you blow on it like this it could work It's all good Mike, you know someone made a website called hey big Mike. Hey big Mike.
I'm actually you didn't secure that well That's what the entire website about actually if you can cut to the screen here. Oh, hey I'm Mike Mal look off and I didn't register my domain name even though I fantasize about being an influencer with $3.00 And there's top left pictures the top left picture like Mike you Marked you $100 Riley not 99 I didn't register my domain name look at the price of the What one of the what there's four shirts? I think I'm gonna buy one if you all comment up by a big Mike t-shirt why don't you register me? I love Mike calm.
That's an amazing website. Do you think they'll sell it? I didn't and it's kind of hard to bring back up especially You know speaking of fighting I saw a video of Dana White seems like the tides are turning in your favor I mean who knows bro. He seems open did you see that video?
He did he still is Confident I'll get my ass kicked. Yeah, I go up against a UFC fighter. There's a improvement. He might be right I don't know we'll see yeah, we'll see like I might fight in the OC one day.
I think that'd be incredible. I think that would be awesome Yeah, I depend depending on fighting. I don't want to see a punk I Believe I believe we are very close to securing a major bag. I think we do we're close to securing a bag and a big bet Contract this week a multi million dollar bag is not always the easiest to secure a lot of people involved in that It's sure last fight We just relied solely on the YouTube sales there was no guarantee and this time since we have a track record of like quite literally being One of the biggest events in history of that year.
I don't see why we couldn't get like a Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean you're getting pushed left and right by the UK squad like they're they're they're all over Twitter They're talking shit dude. They they I'm sorry. Yeah, it's always turban Like you all good that bro. Hey, is that true?
Hey, does that true? No, bro? Yes, you know, I know I'm hitting a flog reason in Hayden our editor Andy's bachelor party. No, this one.
I mean Andy's bachelor party. You were there right you were there right? Yeah, yeah I was there Hayden fought an ex and a bell player. Yeah, yeah, you were turban Bro, you were you were it would have been a fan fighting what you made you know that I'm pretty sure he was literally fresh off the 49ers roster Didn't tell him to punch him it like punch him in the face.
He didn't just broke his whole face off Man that was brutal. They go hard I don't know why but rice gun is in the audience right now is that rice gun in the freaking audience? Okay, they're sitting Danny rocker Danny rocker. Oh, there we go.
Oh I got a drink in I feel it. Do we have bottles to pass? Hey, why don't you watch it back on watch you watch pick up a bottle and if you're a baby 21 plus take a shot right now with us if you're under 21 have some cheese it's there some shit Yeah, it's great to pop tart. You know what my favorite is no for brando here, but hi.
How are you hi? I be catey good abby abby route, which is rice gums girlfriend I take a shot for the radio like a meatball shop and titty bell of course Abby rails Instagram got hacked today The hackers are getting smarter don't don't give your information to anyone via email if you get a fake message from like Facebook or something Don't do it Really I can tell you how I'm deep in a hack. I've been hacked I've been hacked six times and it always sucks. Did they steal any personal information like should we are any news gonna come out?
Should we be prepared? Oh? Want to know how you want a situation out fixed rice got He said yeah, right talking to Mike by the way, right rice hit them up And they were like oh no, honestly, we're actually just huge rice gun You run the 400 meter in the challenge or games He says he is I'm from crazy. All right for the first shot of the boss of 100 live appreciate you I'm so sorry Who chose the German rate music Why don't we pass around the audience Everything I was so far said we can't do because That's why I also I'm excited to bring out our first guys.
It's happening I think we're really gonna get nitty and gritty with this one better. I reached out to him a while ago. Is he not here? Bro Dylan your sign said Theo is here You said you see her in 15 I know this is actually good cuz I have some more stuff.
I want to talk about like What else is good by the way this is live. I think the audience back home is just chillin watch and I was like We're no rush. I think you guys have some time out there right to kill or not kill because it's 2019 killing back killing That was always bad. Okay There's a quick we get kind of deep for a second down for that Dylan's really I don't know anything Dylan's not down for his most emphatic person I've ever met my own everything you guys know with the golden rule.
You know the golden rule Yeah, what you give you get sort of it's actually treat others You grow up in Michigan, so it's fine You get how you treat others is how they treat you know It seems a little weird if I give someone a gift is it probably actually slim chance. I'll get that I give some more Christmas mom. I got you socks. No way.
I actually give it suit Why is it possible it doesn't happen? What if you give her socks it makes you happy and then she gives you happiness brother What kind of weird shit are you talking about? You must you're a vegan stuff isn't it dude? No, I think it's communism You know how many people we have watching show Mjk performs later, it's gonna be 100k cuz that shit's gonna be late It's true, and we have a first guess on the oven.
It's gonna be okay So we're saying so when I lie detector test belly button peers maybe ear peers maybe no It's not too, but here's what I was saying the golden rule girl is we're talking about this We're talking about this. Yeah, my my the way I give feedback often and being like the leader of an organization and an influencer and whatever You want to label me as the way I give feedback sometimes the way I treat people is is Genuinely me treating them the way I would want to be treated I I function best when people give it to me straight like Dylan. You're really good at this It's a thing David. You're really good at this which is why I actually love having you on the team.
It's like there is no Buttering me up there's no sugar coating It's it's straight up feedback and what could be perceived as a harsh way So often I give feedback in that manner and often it backfires because it hurts people's feelings It isn't the right way and I have a lot of people and you guys have probably both been on the receiving end of this actually I live on that you do live there. It's my home. I literally have a street address on the receiving end of that feedback But I also feel like you're an outlier because I know you can handle it or also from a part of you can't quite handle it Which is why I'm it's not it's not that I can't we had a discussion about this in sweet net dinner at Lavonshire Which is amazing a town where I can't something about a spicy and I told Logan the way he delivers feedback is is harsh Which is fine. It's fine, but it's not the most efficient way to get feedback And I schooled him from a corporate marketing standpoint how to give proper feedback was incredible actually lead with some sort of Approval and positive feedback.
I like where you're going with this then just a it opens the person up to the feedback Okay, like if a creative team brings you a piece of work and they show it to you start with something Positive I like where you're going with this and then you start to give critical feedback You never want to turn someone off by saying like you sound like an asshole when you say that as soon as you say that It turns the person off whether they're good ever see that I get that I Employed that strategy the one that threw me for a loop and I think like I'll take with me It's actually it's yeah specific verbiage you used it's you know I like what you did there and then me currently or as of like a week ago This is what I would have said if you like if you spent some present me with an edit of a picture that I didn't quite like And by the way, I'm going to an extreme right now because often on picture edits something very simple It's like hey, can you write? If it's like a fifth edit I'll put this in context if it's like a fifth of a documentary and I've given the notes over and over again I like what you did there, but please for the love of God's I don't fucking understand what I'm not being clear about like I kind of sometimes you got to give it a little more gas Exactly and the verbatim or the verbiage Mike used was hey Spencer I like what you did there, but I see an opportunity for you to improve by cutting out the last 10 seconds of that is that is pretty good premium corporate Speak and there's never a problem. There's always an opportunity So it's not I have a problem with what you're doing here It's where I see an opportunity for you to do better now. Here's the deal as you both know I don't sugarcoat shit either.
I don't give a fuck and that's what we get along But but some many many people do many people do and so how you deliver feedback is very indicative of what the return will be on that feedback If you tell someone hey, you're an asshole We've went over this a thousand times and you still can't get it right They're just gonna produce more shit cuz they're not incentivized and they feel defeated and battled and so if you're watching I don't know how we got into this business, but if you're watching this just give good feedback Here's what I'm doing to improve here's why this conversation is important actually It's probably gonna be the most valuable thing thing we say today It's like I'm 24 years old and I'm just now gonna apply this in my life if you can get this at like 16 1718 You're gonna have so much practice by the time you're actually doing real business. You're gonna be a billionaire I'll say right now. You're gonna be a billionaire. Oh, yeah, so Leave with positive and I see an opportunity for you and by the way for everyone working at team Maverick I can't emphasize how often you're gonna hear I see an opportunity for you better like I'm a broken record absolutely Okay, we got a thing we got a lot of fun things today one of them is Spencer agreed to get a tattoo alive You only have one tattoo right yeah, and A plant or a blanket source actually does really cool.
It's a Spartan. I just folded my back. Yeah, you think that Spartan was vegan Yeah, there's a chance. Yeah, actually do you know gladiators?
Yes, that's right. Oh, I know But when you lie to me can you try not to that's all so you're talking about a glad year who fights a goddamn lion Yeah, and you're telling me he's a fucking omnivore a herbivore Yeah, it does seem a bit So this is Daniel Silva correct It is the number of pockets in the world I've no motivation Hey really quick before you do that who's your favorite host on the show? Oh, that's true. I was not expecting Since he's not doing you know why it's fine.
It's cool So should we show the tattoo you're getting to explain it actually because okay, it says why but with a why it's crazy Yep stands for visualize yourself better every day He chose a spelling why do you say I do not think it's good oh? No, no, no, no, that's what I say it's an app for an M. Yeah, it's right visualize yourself better every day So it's a rice bone. We're good.
We're good. Hey, you got one thing I have a robot. I've got a tattoo in a while I do I know here show my I don't regret it, but I should oh The worst yeah, what do you as a tattoo artist? What do you think about that?
There is Exactly why the day that he walked into the screen we're all like Wait, man, please Right, so it's better good luck if it hurts. Thank you. Just stay quiet cuz you're ruining our audio. Okay.
I'll try Attach How can we be better? Maybe we answer some I'm just by the way do you mind that I read whatever the sign says do you think it's I think it's gonna be smooth Where do we have an opportunity to do better guys like how can we better service your needs? Okay, I got a tweet. I'm sorry guys I hate to do this in a pulse of that was not a pulse of that without a dicks talk Thank you guys for all your work on a pulse of the podcast is fucking special Thank you Christian appreciate you brother.
Do you want to dive into that? Of course, what do we got? What's been going on? Why yeah, why are you intentionally diving in?
Well cuz yeah, I'm a bad we don't have to I'm just anything like crazy I think I'm gonna ask you a person question. You don't have to do Spencer But like I do this sometimes do you ever do the helicopter bro in front of your girl? Okay? Yeah?
I really do the helicopter do I? Decide decide that was fun. It's easier. That's a cop out.
Yeah. Yeah. Can you do the hell? Are you sure harder?
It's like cool when you're being it. Yeah, but yeah, no I can't easy side is definitely much easier Yeah, like that's the simple go to but often man. I'm be honest I'm myself doing the hell got there. Yeah, George Jankos favorite because well George has got it quite a girthy With being and when he doesn't he takes off the fly Do you actually get air the first time I actually the first time I saw George Jankos penis was when I've met you Mike really?
I remember when we were oh we were at parks. Yeah, and George ran up I was with you Logan. We were talking in the kitchen and George ran up the stairs and I have King Kong Don't oh my god. Oh my god.
He goes I have King Kong Don't get down. Yeah, he's probably does Yeah, it was I did want to see it unfortunately I did and Like you said normally we'll normally talk about his penis that much is like they actually got anything to work with We were talking about accidental boners recently didn't we have a conversation about my problem on flights? That's why am I always hard is why altitude thing? It's an air pressure thing and air pressure like the air pressure in the You're the worst party the worst part is when you you get the erection like right when you land to Oh, that's bad because I gotta go get it back.
It's worse and this has happened to me twice no I'm sleeping bro. I'm not gonna lie. I get first class business class. I lay down flat.
Okay, and sometimes I end up on my back I can't fall asleep on my back when I end up there and I wake up fully wrecked Well, you're like like fully right ten pitch head pitch. I can't help but think how many people saw this Yeah, and people have it in the minute. No, no, it's kind of like angled Don't you always when that happens don't you always have those like those thoughts about like the really like that really hot flight Sort of such walks out of the bathroom like they're all hot. They're all hot.