Hello everybody and welcome to the H3 Podcast Live! Welcome and happy Friday everybody, we're so glad to have you. You know, we had originally scheduled for furries to join us today to try to understand their mystical and wild and interesting culture. That didn't work out, but what we do have is thousands of dollars worth of furry suits with no purpose or use for them.
So, here I present to you, me, Ethan Klein, in a furry suit. I've got a lot to say about it. It's very uncomfortable, and this looks like the beginning of a snuff film, I would imagine. But it's real hot, so with that being said, let's get ready to the show.
Eva, do you have anything you want to add to this? No. Eva, step in here. Say hello to everybody.
This is my kawaii. She's a real... Oh, her mask is coming off. Mask off!
It's all falling apart here, ladies and gentlemen. Eva, tell the people about... Eva doesn't talk, she's too kawaii, but she's got the moves, she's into it, she's ready for a cuddle. She's ready to...
She's ready to get in that cuddle, uh, mound. Right, Eva? Nope. Oh, no, she said.
Well, guys, enough of all that. Let's go ahead and get started today. On the H3 Podcast Live! Do we have an intro or anything to cut to?
No, we don't. Okay. Alright, well, let's go ahead and, uh, mosey on in there. Oh, my God.
So, guys, we can schedule a furry episode, and all that we have left is thousands of dollars and a story. Dude, so the suit is actually... The mask is so brutally miserable inside. And it smells like chemicals.
I said, you know, don't breathe inside the mask, you're going to have a miscarriage. Seriously. I mean, the ship was made in China. We got this shit on budget, I think it was a thousand...
Was it a thousand for both, Dan? I think it was a thousand for both suits. Something like that, yeah. Because usually these suits, I didn't know, they cost upwards of $3,000 for the whole suit.
Faley D said I'm around. Oh, Faley's around. I don't think... They weren't quite a thousand.
They were... We aired on the cheaper side. Yeah, we went cheap, so that means that you know there's cancer-causing chemicals. Yeah, the most of the most.
But it's so tight inside. You know, they sent fans. Apparently, you're supposed to wear the fan inside because it is so warm. Oh, my God.
It's just miserable. I don't know how you could spend a day in this thing. You know what? I want to...
Okay, well, at any rate, that's... Let me get out of this fucking nightmare. I gotta say, it's really choking. Like, that takes dedication.
Do they wear it, like, all day? Someone come and zip me? No, I got it. I got it.
You keep carrying the show. You're covering my camera. Yeah, carrying the show. What does that mean?
I don't know. Just talking. I'm back. I'm drinking coffee.
Wow. So, I wanted to... Originally, we were scheduled to have furries on today. And I was super excited about that because I just find the whole culture so mystifying, so confusing, so truly bizarre and strange.
And so, we had a prominent furry. The prominent furry. Who's the guy? He was the guy scheduled to come out today.
We had booked the hotel and the flight. You know, we had bought the suits. We were invested. But apparently, the furry community is not without his drama because a lot...
He was getting a lot of pressure. He was being harassed to cancel it because apparently, I think I'm a... I'm transphobic. I don't know.
I don't know how that started. Well, the transphobic thing started from... I made a joke about cutting my penis. What was it I made a joke about cutting my penis off?
Your penis touched the toilet bowl. Oh, right. It's one of your tweets. It's a serious...
It's like a comedy book, really. My tweets are a comedy book? Yeah, if you have, like, a coffee table with, like, little comedy... Yo, I just got a book idea.
I had tweeted out something that, like, my penis had touched the toilet bowl seat. And now I'm going to have to change my gender or something, you know, something like that. And so, they got angry because they're like, gender has nothing to do with your penis. Gender...
See, I was transphobic because just because you cut your penis off doesn't make you a woman. To which I respond, I made the decision that my new identity was going to be as a female. Oh, I said I was going to change my name to, like, Eleanor or something. I cut my dick off and I want someone to fuck me in my empty dick cavity.
Slot. Slot. Whoa. Dan, you up for it?
Let me sleep on it. I'll watch my head tomorrow. So, they said I'm transphobic because I made a cutting my penis joke off. And, you know, I guess...
And there's just so much to ask about the furry thing. But, uh... It didn't work out. Especially after putting one on.
I have a lot more questions now. Yeah. The truth is that I was coming with open arms and an open heart. I really wanted to understand them on a human level.
But now that they've cancelled me last minute... It was just going to be light-hearted. Pulled eye on the furry. I'm kidding.
It's really not that serious. I'm not mad. We just wanted to have them here and just talk about it. I was fascinated by them.
Much like Joe Rogan has scientists on... Exactly. ...industry professionals. Furry, you know, fursuit.
But they cancelled about a couple days out because he had got... I guess the guy was getting so much criticism and backlash, it was too much for him to handle from the furry community. So, on one hand, I don't... You know, I totally understand his decision.
That's his whole life. That's his whole thing. It's just a shame that there was so much outrage that he had to cancel. And we should say there were a lot of furries on Twitter and also that emailed us that were like, not all of us feel this way.
We're all bummed. It's not happening. So, it wasn't a universal outcry. That's true.
Yes, that's a good point. I did receive a lot of emails of people wanting to fill in for him. But when that happened, I was like, you know what? Maybe...
It just seemed like, wait, this is way too serious. Yeah, you know, this is too much for... This guy's getting harassed just for coming on the podcast. So, there you go.
That was a $1,000 gag. I hope you guys enjoyed it. But I do wonder if... I'm sure we'll find a good use for those.
I mean, my goodness. If not, when Theodore grows up, he's got two costumes already. Dude, he's going to fucking die cancer if we make him wear that thing. Shit.
So, welcome, everybody, to the H3 Podcast Experience. Happy Friday, everybody. And top of the morning to you. I'm Ethan Clyde.
I'm Ethan Clyde, your host, and with the beautiful, lovely Eel Clyde. Round of applause. Round of applause. Now, before we get started today with our main topic, which is that.
It's so funny. So, you guys probably heard about the Adpocalypse 2.0, which I'll explain later. But I came across this article of somebody was cutting Filthy Frank into a kid's app, videos on the kid's app for YouTube, of him giving instructions, or him making a joke of saying, cut it, remember kids. How's that?
Remember, remember, remember, remember kids. Sideways for attention, long way for results. Results or something like that. Dang it.
So, some wise guy was editing that into actual kid's app videos, which is so stupid. It's the same thing to do. But some articles wrote, or some people wrote articles about it, and it's hilarious. So, we've got a whole scoop there that you guys will enjoy along with us.
But before that, Eel, I'd like to show you something. Okay. So, you are a fan of good pizza, right? You have a strong feeling about pizza.
You like good pizza. You do not fuck with bad pizza. That's true. So, here, I found a video of Mastrate de Pizza, the master of pizza, okay?
Okay. This is a Brazilian pizza shop, as I understand it. Love it already. So, if this doesn't make you hungry, I don't know what does.
Let's move on, Dan. So far, so good. Yeah. You're eating that dough pretty well.
Thank you, Dan. So, yeah, all starts good. I mean, there you have it. A little bit of a tear, but we can pass that up.
That's all right. Yeah, we can pass that up. Not to worry. Minor issue.
So, this is the master of pizza we're talking about, so. Ah, man, that's like the bottom of that. That's not a lot of sauce on a hole with the rice. Oh, my God.
I don't know what that is. Is that cheese or is it rice? It looks like rice. Okay, so rice.
More rice. What? And now, Hila, get excited. What?
Get excited, my dude. This is really cute. Is that Alfredo sauce, by the way? Or is it chee?
I guess it's some sort of cheesy... It looks like mayonnaise. Is that organic? I think that's organic.
And then some corn out of a can on the raw hand. And then let's go on over to the pizza oven. Not good at spreading stuff. The corn was on one side.
He's the pizza master, not you. Now, here, we've popped it in the pizza oven. Whoa, there's a hole. Now, we've got to throw a log in the pizza oven and get it going.
And next up, let's get some garbage in there, some cardboard to get the flame going. Oh, my God. Yes. Wow.
That's the pizza master. This guy knows what he's doing. What's fascinating... So, that's garbage burning in the pizza oven.
You're going to have a little smoky flavor. He's pretty good at spinning that thing on his finger, too, by the way. Not the bad. I mean, he's like...
Yeah, he's kind of good at it. So, the fascinating thing about this is that this guy is completely earnest. This is the pizza master. Yeah.
Now, let's get some more unspecified garbage in there. Not a lot, either. There cannot be a lot of heat going on. It has literally just unspecified garbage.
He scooped it in with the pizza... The pizza tool. Yeah, the pizza tool, and then he touches the pizza with it. True art history, really.
I love... I mean, my goodness. You know? And I was thinking as he was scooping the garbage and then lifting the pizza with the same tool and turning the pizza around so frequently...
How long is the last time you think they cleaned that thing? It doesn't need to be clean. Right. It's already got garbage in it.
That's the vibe. What are you cleaning? So, I just... He's cleaning it, and he's playing with it a lot, and I really don't know that he's doing anything.
You gotta spin it to get the heat, even. Right, right, right. He's getting it closer to the garbage, too, I know, but he's burning garbage. So, this is the pizza master.
Oh, interesting. Yeah. Would you eat that? Wait till you see it before you decide.
Okay. Yeah, wait till you see it. I have a feeling I would probably have diarrhea for two weeks if I took a bite of that. You would eat it, though.
You know, I would eat a latte. I'm not sure I would. I think if you paid me $100,000, I would think about it. One little nibble.
He's just... He's scooping the garbage over to the flame. He's scraping the bottom of the pizza oven and throwing it into the flame. Pretty incredible.
Yeah. So, here we have it. Wow. The pizza master and salt.
Yeah, it looks kind of good until he starts cutting the pieces, and then he realizes that he's just... And then three little olives grown at it. He doesn't know how to spread, though. So, that's why he wouldn't eat it.
Yeah, I got it. My biggest problem was with the spreading. As long as it's organic, I'll eat it. Very cool.
Different cultures, you know? Yeah. Speaking of different cultures... We've eaten a lot of street food whenever we were in Mexico and stuff, and...
It has made me sick. What do you think that we were eating? Oh, man. You know, but it was so much simpler.
It was just... You saw some, like, Mexican lady, and she has, like, a dome that's super hot. I don't know what's going on under that dome or what's going on. And then there's just meat on it all day.
Yeah. I have meat as old as fuck, I'm sure. And it's hot. And it's just greasy and black.
It's a taste bomb. But I did have diarrhea. Yeah. All the time.
All the time. Like, every day. I'll stop. The food is so good, though.
Yeah. You gotta eat it. Especially the street food. It's, like, my favorite.
I'm like, how much is that taco? Two cents? I was like, I'll take five. When you eat that kind of food, you get negative calories.
Because you shit it all out. You're like, man, I had, like, 20 tacos today, but I'm at negative 200 calories. It's a good diet. Yeah, it's a great diet.
Speaking of cultures and different food, you guys know I'm a huge fan of Salt Bae. And I just saw this this morning. I really wanted to share it with you guys. You know, I have a problem with Salt Bae.
He's all flash. He's no substance. This guy is a shitty cook. It's freaking disgusting.
So here, I saw this video the other day. I'm like, here goes freaking Salt Bae again. So have a look. First of all, what is this meat?
Okay? That doesn't look like appetite. Let's just put this on a bun. All right?
Like, that thing goes on a bun. It's already so insane. Let's take a vat of melted cheese. Way too much.
Way, way, way, way, way too much. Just because you lift it doesn't make it fucking edible, dude. That's a meat to feed like a whole family. Now one egg on top because who fucking cares?
And now the bun on top. That's it. And now let's take this steak and drive it like it's a vampire through it. And a ton of salt.
That's apparently gourmet cooking worthy of Instagram. I mean, that's a nightmare. He's trying to crack the egg, I guess, but it doesn't happen. So he's just squeezing it.
My favorite part is how he drives the steak through it like it's a fucking Dracula. It was the bone, right? Yeah, it was the bone. Oh, it was the bone?
Yeah, it was the bone. Whoa. Like, dude, yeah, that's what I want in my sandwich, a huge bone. How do you even eat that?
You don't. You throw it out. I love cheese. I love meat.
I love egg. I don't find that to be very appetizing. It's like a new genre, the Instagram cooking. It's like, it's not even meant to be Ethan by anyone.
It's just for the video, probably. Yeah. But it doesn't even look appetizing. That's my problem here.
And, you know. But when do people follow him? This is a repo, so I haven't seen it at all. But usually when I see videos like this, it's like 20 million views, and everybody's going crazy about it.
Even the caption on that, though, seemed to be kind of getting down on him a little bit. You see that? Where? On the sidebar?
Yeah, the Instagram, like the caption. The problem with the world is people can't stand to see another person enjoying their life. Sad-ass haters. This guy's 40.
Jealous much? Why are you hating on Salt Bae? It's just everyone. He missed the black pepper.
This guy's criticizing this stuff for not putting black pepper on it. Good point. That's true. That's why I'm not going to eat it.
But my favorite part, too, is like, he clearly put, like, way too much salt on it. Yeah, it's like the big... It's kosher salt. So it's like, wait, I guess I call him Salt Bae.
You can start calling me Salt Bae, because I do ruin a lot of... None of these at all. All right, well, that's that. Just to build your appetite up...
Oh, there's one more video before we get into the main scoop here. Ian, this is something maybe you can comment on. This video by Kanye captivated the world. Where is this, Ian?
I thought he was, like, in Africa, but I think this might not... I think it was just L.A. Yeah, I think it's in Calabasas. Literally the opposite of Africa.
Because, first of all, I want everyone to know that's not a racist statement. He was recently in Africa. He was, no. Oh, you see a bunch of black people, you just assume it's Africa, Ethan?
Ian, was it racist of me to assume they're in Africa? Well, no, we covered that he was in Uganda. Thank you. So tell me what's going on here before we watch Ian.
Set this up. He's been hosting this Kanye church every Sunday for the last... Oh, we heard about that. This is the first outdoors one.
All the other ones were inside. Now, is this improvised? Is that what's going on? They're just having a jam sesh?
I think a part of it, yeah. I mean, they have a set list that they've been running through of about, like, 15 songs. And this is a choir that performs with him, and there's people in the audience, I assume, who are recording it. Yeah, there's a crowd right behind the camera.
Okay, that makes sense. So, here, without further ado, this is the... Oh, yeah, oh, wait! This is going to be stuck in your head all day.
All day, all day, all day. This looks so happy. I love this video. He's got power stance on him, you know what I mean?
The power stance, though. He's just playing, like, one simple chord, right? He's just so power stance on him, and he's all smiling. That's how you get to break the god, thank you, you know?
Look how much fun to have it, dude. Exactly. Damn. So, there's the classic line.
Yeah, turn off your autoplay. Thank you, Ilo. God, why did I turn it off, like, decades ago? there's this classic um this classic line now that will be stuck we'll be living in infamy with poopy scoopy which is so ian i love ian told me he's like when i saw this i had to pull over because you know ian's our resident kanye super fan so he was like somebody sent him this video and he's like oh man why don't you tell us what happened well i was at a stoplight and then i got the video and i saw just like a second and i got so overcome with this emotional connection i had to get off the road and how many so you pulled over and how many times did you watch it probably at least 10 to 15 are you kidding or is that serious i watched it a lot i have to admit i've been watching it a lot i love this video where's the song i don't know uh hopefully it comes out you know there's this great i've heard this told by black comedians i don't know who but it's so true you can see that in here everyone's like what are you gonna say ethan no in church black people they like celebrate life you see they're like singing and like god hear that shit right but then white people in church are like sleep in the blood of christ or they awkwardly watch the uh i love you jesus dude for like 20 minutes right all right well that's that guy's showing real love to god and then the white people they don't have the balls to show that kind of real love and you want so they just watch lame love you god what was it i love you jesus i love you jesus so i find that interesting black people give it up they raise the roof for jesus but white people they're just buttoned up they just it looks so boring when white people go to church yeah yeah yeah is that racist of me to say i can't comment on you okay well that's a bad time that's a bad time ian's not giving me the pass shit i'm in trouble no what i'm trying to say is all right let's get into it enough of the uh daily darling it's almost time for a break in my case let's just watch one more video that went by fast there's another one i wanted to show you guys you might enjoy this one because i have a golfer so this i always wondered about this there's i feel like you gotta be kind of a psycho to stand this close to a golfer because i've been driving before and every time i hit the ball i i just how do you call that you slice it off slice and it's so it feels so dangerous and so scary like i'll be at the driving range i'm afraid i'm gonna slice the dude next to me like somehow it seems like a rare talent that you can actually slice it at a 90 degree angle sideways to you wait you think did that happen no but like i feel like every time i hit it it's so close to hitting somebody so i go well they're professionals so they don't slice you know these are real professionals so everyone's standing there so confidently as a small plastic ball is hitting like 200 miles per hour i mean this is not this is no joke so here's the answer to that question boom right into the at the shin level i mean that'll break your leg right so here's where this gets nuts same lady she doesn't apologize she doesn't acknowledge what happened yeah that's interesting um slice it right at the shin back to number two she's like lady i didn't ask you to stand there so number two same lady she hit the same lady's wife it's so loud it sounds so painful oh it's brutal and it's like a point break and now the lady gets hit she goes make her cut it out as if like she's doing a special did we say thank you to sponsors oh no we didn't oh my goodness thank you to me undies and ring ring ring ring ring ring me undies and ring thank you to eric in the chat who just typed me undies and that's why i thought about it oh oh thank you eric god thank you to our gracious sponsors me undies undies undies and ring ring ring i'm gonna give you that effect yeah we do so first aid on the way i think she's lost the will to live first aid on the way i'm assuming she's a professional otherwise why would so many people be 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video on on reddit videos of all time um it's called youtube is facilitating the sexual exploitation of children and being monetized um hundred is that eight or that's 181 000 now i'm not going to show the video i'll play it because the sound is all this important the guy honestly shows a lot of like nasty shit yeah i didn't watch it well it's hard because he's showing the content and it's like basically what i'll give you the breakdown um let's say you go to a video about gymnastics okay so eventually the sidebar will recommend one with the underage girl in the thumbnail so once you click that then youtube starts recommending more of these videos and then you click one more then it's like all underage girls but those videos are just kids uploading or family whatever like home videos have just regular right yeah but what's happening is that in the comments these creepy predators are time stamping parts like he showed one like where their legs are open or you can see up their pants i mean it's truly repulsive shit dude leaving really disgusting comments doing shit like trying to get them to do challenges where like it's just repulsive okay really nasty stuff so the guy did good work in exposing something that really does need to be addressed within um within youtube and let me just play a snippet of his video i won't put it on the screen like i said because it has like kitty porn well it's like upskirts on eight-year-old girls i don't want to show that yeah no i'm not saying you're stupid into a soft core pedophile ring on youtube here pedophiles are trading social media contacts they're providing links to actual child porn in youtube comments they're trading unlisted videos in secret and youtube's algorithm through some kind of glitch or error in its programming it's actually not a glitch or error that's where he gets that wrong the algorithm is almost a victim of its own success it's so smart it's so good at what it does that most of the time the people that make the algorithm don't even know what it's doing it has one prime objective which is to keep people on the website as long as possible so there may be a pattern it's discovered of people clicking through these videos and then clicking those ones and they watch them all and so the algorithm knows like hey when you click um it doesn't have a moral judgment it doesn't have a moral compass it just says hey when you click a video of a little girl doing gymnastics then the likelihood that you're going to watch this other video of little girls playing whatever um you're gonna watch that whole video too and so he's right when you click they changed it now but i did test it at the time and he's right they only took a couple clips and all of a sudden it was all real nasty shit distribute too like there was a lot of times that's just how it works like you said innocently it just recommends you what you're watching so it's just logical it is logical that the algorithm would do that and it and i do give youtube the credit of the doubt in that um i mean technically there's nothing wrong with the content that's right it's just home videos that families or kids are uploading the content itself is fine exactly it's these innocent sweet kids that don't know any better and so um this guy and a lot of people were calling for all these videos to be removed completely and it's like well you're punishing these sweet kids i mean you know but at any rate um um what was i talking about um um about the algorithm so the algorithm you were saying that you got it wrong that it's not an error right um it's definitely as working as intended and so it's it's so hard for you there's so people you know i see videos like this and the guy is hysteric you know he's just he's absolutely hysteric people just you got to understand the scope of youtube you know is it really youtube's responsibility to like the solution now is to um close the comments so that these dudes can't like time stamp and be creepy and share contacts and all this shit um which is fine but is it really youtube's job to kind of like police this this much i mean the parents need to bear some responsibility i if i had like an eight-year-old daughter i wouldn't let her have total immunity and i would see what the hell who like a lot of these videos have a lot of views as an adult wouldn't you have a look at the comments and uh yeah remove a couple or be like dude you're not posting videos here anymore this is fucking weird a lot of the videos have way more views than they would ever just finally have like two little girls doing a the gymnastics challenge there's nothing there's just two little girls having fun there's nothing inherently really entertaining there weren't these videos having hundreds of thousands of views yeah but so they did they had some of them had upwards millions of views it's like why what other purposes are watches i think a large responsibility is on these parents to just let their kids go upload whatever they want just think you know you gotta especially the internet i mean for christ's sake it's the internet we all know that you need some you need to protect your kids from the freaking internet so what was the guy suggesting well first no he suggested that we remove it all yeah that's not um well if you want to have a policy of like hey you can't post videos if you're under 12 but again it's like why are we doing this to appease just because there's some creepy dudes we're gonna like that's a complete extreme unnecessary so then they had a policy that they would disable comments already but it wasn't working that good because a lot of videos he showed the comments weren't disabled some of them were so now they're disabling comments on a lot of these videos um which is fine but again it's just like because he was i saw him also mentioning like sponsors and making it this whole thing but that's when he in my opinion um took it in a really bad direction yeah i really don't like i really don't like the direction i'm gonna play you a sound bite here here's a comment he left on that reddit thread he said i also have evidence that some of the videos are being monetized this is significant because youtube got into very deep water two years ago over exploited videos being monetized this event was dubbed the adpocalypse in my video i show several examples of adverts from big name brands like lysol and glad being played before videos where people are time stamped in the comment section i have the raw footage of these adverts being played on inappropriate videos as well as a separate evidence video i'm sending to all news outlets so he's he's almost saying first of all what is wrong with ads being on these little girls the guy commenting don't negate that that's my point too why shouldn't there be ads on those videos it's an innocent video there's nothing wrong with the video itself the fact that some creeps are taking the video and leaving gross comments on it that's something else so he's not explaining himself he's only saying it's significant because YouTube got into deep water before so now I'm sending it to all it's like you have no so now I'm starting shit again just because I can't really that's kind of the sentiment I'm getting just because I can't and it's not the same before they had ads generally across YouTube with very little very little curate they had ads on like ISIS recruiting videos and they had ads on all kinds of crazy shit so in that case there was a lot more merit but now it's like oh people are commenting on videos of little girls so it's Adpoplips 2.0 and sadly a lot of brands pulled out tons of brands pulled out but I just love this guy he's like okay I'm going to screenshot your video on this girl's video I'm going to screenshot your ad Disney on this girl's video and I'm going to send it to news outlets it's like bro he's doing exactly what the media companies did in the first Adpoplips to do as much damage to YouTube as possible except this time he doesn't even have a legitimate reason at all just because he can last time they somewhat had just because he can really and you brought attention to this problem and that's great but the whole brand angle was so unnecessary here I have a bunch of timestamps of him talking about it here let me play by the way he goes I'm going to find an ad right now he clicks through 20 videos there's nothing there's no ads YouTube is not monetizing this content and the only thing he finds here I'll show you guys so I don't want to show his video there you have it adverts what he shows is what where'd it go oh why is it doing that hang on literally why is it doing that there you see that comfy leather shoes 50% off it's not even a pre-roll it's some sidebar weird shit that's the only ad he found in like 20 clicks in his video oh just on the page yeah it's not even a name brand it's some weird shit on the sidebar literally above the recommended videos on the sidebar so again I find because he says he found ads on all these major brands he didn't show any evidence of that in the video all he showed was comfy leather shoes 50% off and he shows himself clicking through so so many videos I'm not going to show because it's really disgusting the content that he shows in his video now I got a question and I don't even think this but just to play devil's advocate for a second do you think maybe he did that because he felt that YouTube wouldn't actually do anything about or take action unless they're financially threatened by getting advertising people out maybe he just thought that was the one way that he could actually get them to act on this well it's possible he thought that but that's not a good reason to go on there his rationale is it's almost dishonest to take that route and that is the route he took because he's saying you are doing something inherently wrong by showing these ads on the videos and you should know better because who's making money from those ads the little girls who aren't doing anything wrong what does it matter the pedophiles are making money if the ads were there or not it wouldn't change anything the guys are in the comments let's say he didn't find any ads on any of the videos it wouldn't change the fact that these pedos are in the comments doing what they're doing it doesn't affect this story at all it's a dishonest way to get attention it's just not real I'm sure that is what he was thinking then but again before it was like oh ISIS is making video money ISIS is making money or these weird pedo freaking creepy content guys had ads and they were making money who's making money who's getting these ads these little girls these innocent sweet kids who are minding their own business so do you think do you think YouTube would have taken care of this without that they are constantly so it is something they're constantly working on clearly they weren't doing enough because this guy was able to find this but I think the story is big not because of the brands the story is big because of what you found the whole brand thing the thing to me is that you gotta understand how sad all these things are and like there's only so much you can expect of YouTube to be right on top of it immediately I'm sure they were doing a lot of this work already but maybe not enough but it takes time to notice something that it's a comment on a video it's a comment with a time stamp it could look completely innocent of millions of videos that are uploaded every day a million comments left on YouTube per second the thing is that YouTube the people up at YouTube that have influence over the company is a very small number of inner circle of people they have triage they address the critical things that they see as the most urgent so when this guy makes a video and then it becomes this whole media circus all of a sudden that becomes the top of the pile of triage because they have to address this issue that now is more urgent than it was before it doesn't mean it wasn't on their list or maybe they didn't know it was so severe but their resources are limited and they're always working towards something so he just moved it to the top of the pile which is fine but I think the story would have held on its own completely because people are people are not talking about oh there was ads on it that's not central to the story at all it's not material at all I mean he doesn't even bring it up until like six minutes in people are captivated by the fact that algorithm is recommending these videos one after the other that's the thrust of the story and to me it's interesting I didn't even imagine that that was going on with people commenting timestamps of weird moments and this whole yeah he did a great job reporting that and I think he did a good public service and I think YouTube would appreciate even the attention because now they know the problem and they're addressing it they're doing a lot now the thing is it's so funny people are so weird with YouTube they expect YouTube to be utterly perfect there's nothing like it in existence nothing a place that you can compost wherever you want get paid for it you don't have to pay anything you don't it's totally free and then they say these people get so outraged like dude do you know how complicated that is do you have any idea a lot of times there are legitimate reasons to be upset at YouTube it's just annoying when someone does it for the wrong reason it's like you're just delegitimizing everything else I love that he's trying simultaneously to be a YouTuber and to destroy YouTube at the same time it's just you can only expect do you have any idea that YouTube operates beyond country boundaries they have to deal with copyright law they have to deal with big media they have to deal with the legal issues of every different jurisdiction every different country that YouTube appears on on the internet they all have different laws and regulations they have to have policies that regulate so many different things that's why I always hear people talking about making YouTube competitors and in theory it sounds so simple and so great and so easy dude you have no freaking idea how insanely complicated it would take an Elon Musk to make something like that it would take like a really really unusual you need a genius and you need a genius team and tons of money tons and tons and tons of money so I do think that YouTube deserves a lot more slack than I guess because it's so hard to appreciate the magnitude of what they do and how much goes into making this ridiculous platform even possible where we all make a living for Christ's sake they give us 50% of the ads it's pretty crazy actually 55% yeah I always thought that was interesting 55% dude come on so let me play an excerpt again from this guy there you have it adverts comfy leather shoes now this video there are no timestamps and he kind of disproves himself when he finds the ad there's no timestamps there's only two comments on it so how is YouTube supposed to know that this video shouldn't be monetized there's no signal I still don't think that it shouldn't be monetized I disagree with that point completely but yeah sure exactly that even is debatable there could be it was only uploaded a little while ago but I have multiple examples of big name brands we're talking Dodge Ram Disney in one video a furniture company in another where their adverts are appearing on videos where people, users are timestamping the girls in compromised positions one of the other things I want to point out with these videos so we're now liable for the comments I mean that's the central point it's like a legal precedent us content creators are now liable for the comments in our videos and that will get us to monetize like come on now these kids now if you have and how do you do you really have to check each and every comment because a comment is just a timestamp just looking at it it looks like anything else so who's going to put so much time into checking each and every comment this guy assumes that because the algorithm has detected this pattern that a human has as well or that they even have a way because there's probably millions of these kinds of videos so just because the algorithm is kind of putting a thread between them doesn't mean that there's any way for them also to know which ones are the bad ones which ones need to be demonetized it doesn't mean that even humans have a way just because the algorithm has a common thread doesn't mean that a human can go in there and look at that stream it doesn't mean that at all they don't even necessarily speak to each other so right like you said it's not even really about the videos it's about the comments yes exactly and that's its own beast so you know I would understand if YouTube was like you know if you're under 12 or 13 we're not going to monetize your videos and then when you turn 13 you have to send your parents consent but again it's like how many regulations the regulations are mounting up and who's causing it?
YouTubers because they want to be outraged and get a bunch of you know what I'm saying? it's like a simultaneous being like YouTube is fucking creators and then being like YouTube we need more regulations so fuck creators so here I got more excerpts and if there weren't ads on those videos those groups would still be there that's my whole point the ads have literally nothing to do with the story if Disney pulls their ads their creeps are still there what does Disney have to do with someone commenting on a video? give me a freaking break I'm sending that report out to every news outlet that I possibly can and I'm hoping that people will do the same test this out yourself go try it yourself go open a private window one more thing I want to show is now that I've been looking at all this stuff once I go back to the main YouTube page you can now see how like look at how by the way just because it's showing a bunch of kids like here let me show he's like I went back on the homepage dude just because you're watching a bunch of videos of kids doesn't necessarily mean that anything's going on you know if you're a kid you might be watching other kids videos it's so over the top it's just so ridiculous so now YouTube's been forced to super overreact so now if there's inappropriate comments they're all going to demonetize your video and there's tons of good good channels that are now their whole channels their comments are being turned off and their videos are being demonetized like if you have parents and their kids and videos and this whole thing their channels are being destroyed that's a huge genre by the way huge of legitimate you know families making content together so it's a whole thing yeah and then there's tons of brands pulling out I just like to be like why? oh because there was inappropriate comments on a video my ad showed on what?
what? what are we going to turn off all comments across all the platform it's just so stupid the story is good the story is good you don't have to make it you know he got so hysterical about the brands it's like that was so so beside the point secondary yeah it wasn't even any dairy it was zero dairy you know what I mean? here's another thought though I mean and I'm just playing devil's advocate here but again the issue here is the commenters not the content creators and so is there anything YouTube can do to address that side of it? I mean they've created an environment where people feel safe just openly making creepy comments like nothing's going to happen to those commenters because they're anonymous and there's no real way to figure out look it's a comment thread it's the internet dude that's the biggest thing so basically the alternative is like scorch earth where now YouTube's been forced to disable ads and comments on a ton of video just so they can prevent the times when dudes look creepy comments on videos and advertisers get angry or I don't even know why because this guy's hysterical it's the internet dude there's all kinds of creepy shit YouTube is the internet that's what it is man you know let's just acknowledge that and then there's this whole hysteria over YouTube kids app so this stuff wasn't on the kids app I want to make that clear it wasn't yeah it was not but our next story is about the YouTube kids app and that's when we come to our dear beloved friend Filthy Frank I saw this I think Zach sent me this actually yeah I did I was like oh my god this is the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life someone on the kids app was taking Filthy Frank's green screen like he made a video where he just did a bunch of goofy shit in front of a green screen so one of these wise guys took a bunch of clips from that and was putting it in the middle of kids videos and one of these moms saw it and they just got totally hysterical and they made a video and they wrote a story and they sent it all to all the news agencies saying their secret message is encouraging my kids to kill themselves and she's like well here let me read this warning this article features disturbing content and mentions of suicide video promoting self-harm tips sliced between clips of a popular video game has surfaced at least twice on YouTube wow at least twice a billion videos and YouTube kids since July dude that's like a year according to a pediatrician and mom who discovered the video the suicide instructions are sandwiched between clips from the popular Nintendo game splantoon and delivered by a man speaking in front of what appears to be a green screen an apparent effort to have him blend in with the rest of the animated video how nefarious he said remember kids sideways for attention long ways for results the man says mimicking cutting motions on his forearm end it something sinister when you read it this man featured is filthy Frank who has over 6.2 million subscribers and calls himself the embodiment of everything a person should not be although there's no evidence that Frank whose real name is George Miller was involved in creating the doctor video he did not immediately respond to CBS News for a request for comment are you stupid obviously he wasn't in their mind like he made the video and it's a conspiracy to make my kids kill themselves like dude he did not immediately respond he didn't respond at all what does that mean immediately George Miller we have a media request are you splicing yourself in the middle of kids videos to encourage them to kill themselves answer immediately false oh nice when Freehass found the video on YouTube last week she posted it on her blog mom has a blog let's watch let's enjoy this reminds me of the mom who found the North North song yeah and here is yet another video with a suicide clip at 4 minutes and 44 seconds yeah he's really trying to get your kid to kill himself lady you know oh my god the guy who edited this is a fucking moron it's not funny yeah it's not funny and it's just really stupid but my god you have to be equally dumb to watch that and be like there's a conspiracy to have our kids kill themselves anyone want to argue that it's not happening oh I didn't want to argue I don't want to argue with you.
You're freaking Sherlock Holmes. This article on YouTube at 4 minutes 44 seconds shows a man slicing or sliced into showing children how to properly slit their wrists. Protect our children. This is not okay.
Parents demand action. Here, you lazy idiot. Just don't sit your fucking kids in front of YouTube and act like that's a babysitter. Or don't expect better.
Well, kids shouldn't have that stuff. I agree. But it's YouTube at the end of the day still. If you want to be safe, put on a Barney DVD.
You got to check what your kids are watching. They're going to end up in front of Mo and E.T. doing Spider-Man and Elsa pumping each other. Yes.
If you want it to be safe, put on a Barney DVD. Otherwise, expect that there's some weird shit on YouTube. I mean, for Christ's sake, lady, take some responsibility. You know, YouTube's doing the best it can.
There's a fucking trillion videos. I'm curious what's going to happen with our kid when they start. Yeah. The thing is that I hear is that kids just love that shit.
Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. It's like when they're in front of a screen, they're just hypnotized. Like, you can't even talk to them.
They don't hear you. It's crazy. I've seen my nephew. It's insane.
As a parent, I can imagine there's so many times when you're like, I just need this kid to be distracted and I need this. I don't know if you've seen it, but it's like scary. They're just hypnotized and you can talk to them and they don't even respond. Interesting.
So I'm sure that our kid will enjoy YouTube, but I don't expect YouTube to be a perfect place. It's like these people that love it and depend on it are also the ones trying to kill it. They're like, oh, yeah, my kid watches YouTube 10 hours a day, but I saw one thing that's inappropriate, so I'm going to message all their sponsors. Now, was this incident on the YouTube kids app?
This one was. This one was on the kids app. I mean, I feel like there's a little bit more leeway to be upset about that because YouTube's overtly saying, hey, this is safe for kids, you know? I agree, but Dan, how do you detect that?
Yeah, no, I mean, it's difficult, but... We've seen the Spider-Man and other videos. You can't hold them accountable a little bit on that one. I'm not denying that.
This one is obviously worse, but still. As the parent. Well, first of all, that's why I say the guy who edited that in is a fucking douchebag. For sure, yeah.
And he should have his account deleted. And the mom, too. I mean, she doesn't know. I mean, we're all super familiar with the Filthy Frank video.
We know what it is, but to her, like, if you had zero context, that would be creepy as fuck to see that show up on your kid's video, you know? I think it's a little hysterical to think that there's a conspiracy to have our kids. Yeah, it's probably a little bit of a real reaction. It's just that you've got to understand if you're going to put your kids in front of it and you come across one weird video, then you're like, oh, little kid, don't watch this one.
Let me put on something else for you. It's just you've got to be that curator. You don't have the control. You're trusting YouTube to curate content made by thousands of different people, thousands of different videos, shit that you don't know what's in it, that you don't know what's going to pop up.
YouTube says, yeah, we do our best to make sure it's all appropriate for our kids, but again, this is a platform that's run by algorithms. They don't watch these videos. It's literally impossible. There's millions of them.
So you are trusting YouTube to entertain your kid, which is fine, but you have to understand the machine, okay? It's not putting them in front of a barney DVD with a controlled environment where you know exactly what they're saying. There's millions of YouTube videos and millions of different people. This guy just has a shitty sense of humor, I would imagine, and he should have his account removed.
And I'm not saying that I don't get it, but again, I think the parents need to accept that, look, this is not a perfectly controlled environment. They try their best. But regardless, I thought it was just so funny that of all people to see in hot water, because George was always very upfront about what his content is. He's not trying to pretend to be anything he's not.
George has felt that apocalypse before anyone even knew what it was because he was always demonetized. That's right. Yeah, before anyone was, he was the original. He never made money from his videos.
One time he showed me his analytics, how much he earned on a ton of views and I was like, I took my breath away. I felt so bad for the guy because on the same amount of views, it hurt so bad for him. So, you know, yeah. So, in short, Filthy Frank is running a conspiracy to have our kids commit suicide.
False. By the way, our parents are assuming that kids just watch that and they're like, oh, I'm going to kill myself. I was thinking about that. Does the fire girl even understand what he's talking about?
Of course not. That's why, as the parent, you saw this, okay, close it and don't play this video again. They're like, oh, man, they're like, oh, shit, now this razor that I found, I'm going to know how to use it and I'm going to kill myself now. Ridiculous.
Come on. We all just need to chill out. Theodore needs to chill. Theodore needs to chill.
He's been kicking you. Kicking your ass. Theodore's been kicking a lot and he was a dummy. Every morning when I wake up, he's like, he's moving a lot.
I don't know if that's normal. I think probably. Or maybe he's just a super athlete. He's got the genetics.
Yeah, he is. Three months away from having that baby, by the way. Three months before that kid's going to be another one on the YouTube kid's app. Three months, man.
Wee, wee, wee. Crazy shit. So, there you have it, folks. I hope that was informative.
There you have it. So, make sure to let all the advertisers in the world know that YouTube is not a safe place for them. You think it's sustainable that we'll be able to continue being anonymous on the internet over the long term? Like, 50 years from now?
Is that going to stick around that element of it? I feel like so many of these problems are related to that. Like these commenters or the people posting these videos. Well, how do you even, you know...
I don't know how you would address it. I'm just curious what you think. I honestly have no idea. I have no idea.
I feel like these problems are not as big as they seem. It's over-exaggerated. Yeah. So, I mean, there are plenty of other places in this planet that it's much more difficult if not impossible to be anonymous on the internet.
That's not a crime. Yeah, but say, like, in South Korea, for example. I believe in South Korea to get an internet connection, it's like registered to your equivalent of your social security card, essentially. Very interesting.
And so, you know, your real ID kind of follows you around the internet. So if you say or do something, you know, it's pretty easy to track it back to you. I'm sure there's ways to circumvent it as there is for anything. Right.
But, you know, it's not like here where you just create an account and if you're using a VPN, I mean, you're, you know, 98% of the time covered. Like, nothing's going to happen to you. I think that's a very... I really, I need to think about that.
I have no idea. I really think it's just that with social media and everyone having, like, immediately the platform to create a crazy story just by tweeting it out or making a video, it's just that it can really over-exaggerate stuff and I think people are going to learn to put it in perspective and learn to trust your intuition when something is a problem and something is not. I don't know. It's like what we had.
We had to learn how to deal with criticism and, like, all the negative comments and you understand that it's really a loud minority. It really is. It's not representing of the majority. So, it's something like, I don't know.
It's just that, I mean, this is just one person and she's able to tweet it out and now there's an article about it on the news. I don't know anything about her. Well, this guy who started this whole thing with 200,000 likes on Reddit, he's a super small channel. He has like 1,000 subscribers.
Yeah. And he's just a dude talking to a webcam. I mean, anybody on earth could make that video. I don't know, Dan.
I really, I don't know. Would that change the behavior of people? Well, like, these guys in the comments in the gymnastic video or whatever, I mean, they obviously feel comfortable just kind of openly being a pedophile on YouTube which isn't even like an underground website and, you know, like we said, I mean, it's like, what do you do about that? They could be anywhere.
They could be anybody. You know, I have a feeling that people need to accept that there's just sometimes not things you can do. Yeah. We don't need to do something about everything.
Some things don't, you know what I'm saying? It's just that now you see everything. Before you wouldn't. Like, there's just...
The world is by far a much safer, nicer, more comfortable place than ever before. It's just that a lot more shit is visible. Yeah, totally. I mean, we can't fix every goddamn thing.
And it's not like this is human trafficking. This is just some nasty comments. It's disgusting. Anyway, so that's that.
That's my hot take. Guys, I'm going to give you an update. Last episode at the end, I said I was going to go buy some illegal marijuana and I did do that. I'm going to tell you the experience.
Yeah. It was awful. Let me tell you. I went to this place in Woodland Hills.
I got really good reviews. I rolled up to it. We went together right after the podcast. It looks like, you know, downtown when you're driving around downtown and there's like a huge parking lot and it's closed with like barbed wire and a gate.
So that's how I'm greeted. That's what it is. The gate is open and it's a big parking lot with barbed wire. And there's glass and this little receptacle.
So she goes, I need your IDs. First of all, she didn't say anything. I'm like, so I'm here to buy weed. You know, I don't know what the fuck's going on.
She goes, okay, I need both your IDs before you can go in. I didn't know there's anywhere to go in because I'm just saying this looks like the minimum lack entrance. And then some shady dudes walk out. Super weird dudes.
Some guy looks at me like, you got nice eyes. Oh my God. Some guy started hitting on Elon right away. He goes, what did he say to you?
You got nice eyes. No, he said something else that was really creepy. I don't remember. Anyway, so we gave her ID to this girl and then she buzzes open a door and we walk in and it looks like a super ghetto head shop.
There's just like mason jars of weed. The dude behind the counter reminds me of my drug dealer in high school. And for some reason... Wait, it was a dude behind the counter?
Yeah. There was two dudes behind the counter. You went to the wrong place. Wait, there's not a dude behind your counter?
How do you not have a dude? It's every weed shop I've ever been to. It's like hot chicks. What?
They were far from hot chicks. That would have been the first big red flag to me. It's like, oh, it's not like a tattooed hot chick with dreadlocks that might come to the wrong place. They look like two dudes that might mug me.
As soon as I saw the entrance I thought we were at the wrong place. When I heard that weed is legal and I've been hearing about it from our friends when they go and buy stuff I imagine like the Mac shop. Like when you go to the Apple shop. It's all white and beautiful and it's like, yeah, I got this thing.
Professionals with a belt on and shut. Yeah, I thought it was going to be like that. No, these guys look like they were going to meet me outside and rob me. They were going to sell me to weed and rob me when I walked outside.
So it felt still somehow like I was committing a crime. It did, it totally did. So I wanted to get one of these vape pens that had like 14 CBD to 1 THC. They didn't have any pens.
I was like, are you fucking losers? What do you got? Their inventory was very low. So I ended up getting this tincture which is like an oil dropper.
It has 14 CBD to 1 THC. It looks ghetto, man. It looks like someone just made this in their living room. I swear.
It's not like slick labeling. It's like, I don't know. Nope. Then I go, okay, here's my card.
Oh, we don't take cards. We don't take cash. It's like, all right, dude. We have an ATM over here.
I'm like, okay. It looks like an ATM did like. Still your identity. Yes.
So I get a hundred bucks out and I'm like, this guy's going to mug me if I don't buy weed. So I buy the tincture. I go home. I take one tincture hit.
Again, this is like one, I guess milligram. Is that right, Dan? That's like, I mean, that's as low as a dose as it gets. Yeah.
And so I feel a little bit, I'm like, all right, let's fucking go. And I take three big more tinctures and then I just hit it. I just had to stop at one. I had an awful time.
I felt like shit. But then I tried a couple more times and I took like one, you know, I don't like it. Is this not for you? I was like, I'll take one milligram.
I'm like, oh, come on. But it just gets me so anxious. I don't know if it's a placebo. I expect to get anxious so I make myself anxious, you know?
But I have a theory that CBD oil is like a total sugar pill. Oh, you think it's- The whole like CBD to THC, what about the separation? No, but like people say CBD by itself even without THC is like some miracle drug. I think that it's like, you'll get the same medicinal effect as eating a Tic Tac.
You know what I'm saying? I really, I'm not sure I buy it and I'm sure I'm pissing a lot of people off at home who are like, CBD cured my arthritis. People are so into it. They're like, dude, I got cancer, man.
They're like, oh, fuck, just rub some CBD oil. I mean, I don't think it cures cancer, but have you seen, there are videos of people, I forget what disease, but they have like severe tremors and stuff. Yeah, I've heard that it's good for that and it legitimately stops when they're shaking. So I mean, it does suck.
I've heard that it works for seizure disorders and I'm not in the place to, I guess, you know. We're not making any knowledgeable I can't make any claims about how it affects that, but apparently what I read is that it's good for like anxiety. Yeah, right. Not me.
Whenever I try it, it's like, I'm like, oh, this is anxiety. If CBD is good for anxiety, then I'm the fucking pope. So what did you feel like when you were on it? I feel really dumb.
I just feel, I feel like a fun, I feel a pathetic little version of myself and I'm just laying there and I feel like everything I say is stupid. I feel like everything I'm saying is uninteresting. I feel like everything I'm doing is something I wouldn't be doing if I was sober. And I get in my head, I'm like, that's what happens to me.
I would get, if we're with people, let's say, and I need to get up and pee, I wouldn't do it because I'm going to walk funny or like I just start to think about it for an hour. Right. Like, oh, it's so awkward I'm getting up to pee right now. Everyone's going to be noticing me and they're going to know that I'm high.
It's awful. I hate it. I'm probably going to take some tonight. It was nice before bed actually.
The thing is that, I would do it in the evening. Yeah. The thing is that I was anxious about a new video. By the way, our new video is out.
Go check it out. I put so much freaking work into that. You really did, guys. And I edited so much.
But we got to talk about that. I don't know if you're ready to move on. Well, I'm about to move on, but my point was that I was super anxious because I had a ton more work to do and so I think it amplifies that. But there was times on the weekend where I took it and it was kind of nice.