106. I Think There Has To Be Juice Involved

We open with an official announcement about Sister's name, and then Brother begins updating the world on Licegate 2.0 when Patient Zero enters the room.  The Sibs put on their Scientist hats and theorize wildly about how lice operate and if they are getting worse. Squabble #1 comes when Jon doesn't feel Allison is listening. Jon then claims he is going to do extensive research and present his findings in the coming weeks; and reveals the shocking side effect he is experiencing as a result of dealing with an infestation.  Jon's struggles remind Allison of a story she heard recently about an outbreak of Super Chlamydia among billionaires, which sets off another round of Idiots Trying To Be Scientists. Jon is trying to break stigmas and chastises Allison for what he perceives as upholding them. And of course you can't talk about Chlamydia without talking about koalas.  ***LEGAL DISCLAIMER*** Nothing these dummies say should be construed as medial advice or scientific certainty.  Allison shared a story about recently controlling her inner Hulk, and 2 stories where she didn't. Jon uses an inspirational quote to help strangers believe in themselves.