I'm looking at nothing. I'm looking at nothing. Yeah, just everyone out there. Go on, I'm like.
Yeah, so many fucking videos. I'm like, is it real, real, real videos? I'm like, is it real, real videos? I'm like, is it real, real videos?
I'm like, is it real, real videos? And you're like, no one. And you're like, what is this shit? I just went 10 minutes looking at it.
You know what, my name's like YouTube, right? YouTube was the short. I'm doing the same thing. So I'm doing the same thing.
So I actually said, so you just replaced Instagram for YouTube, I was like, yeah. I suppose I have. I didn't know I had, but that's what I would do it. I guess, I don't think that's why Instagram and YouTube.
It's a terrible thing. Yeah, it's a budget spend. Just like the last episode, but 27 minutes, we apologize for a 27 half an hour episode. This will be longer.
So, yeah, definitely. But we're gonna do an effort, mate, an effort to talk about the beers. So, so we're gonna definitely talk about the beers. So we're gonna talk about the beer.
So we're gonna talk about the beer. So we're gonna talk about the beer. We're gonna talk about, we're gonna just beers. Just beers.
Nothing else. No sidetracks. No tangents. Your beer.
I'm not even gonna bring any reference points up. That will cause. Oh, we can talk, unless it's about hops or wheat, barley, or anything like that. No, don't discuss it.
No celebrities, no 80 celebrities. No one's coming to visit. It's just me and Ryan and we've got a lot of doors. No one else is coming in the town today.
So there's no chance. No large mammals. No large mammals are coming in. Oh, but my spirit guy, he's on holiday this week as well.
So he might be popping up and shucking things around. It's just pure beer. Yeah. This could be the best episode ever.
Yeah, it could be the best. It could be the best. It could be the best. It could be the best.
Talk about beer for now. Shit. Oh shit. I said it.
Yeah, so I'll hand over to the Lord Matt. What we've got today, don't we? Still got, probably we should get rid of IPAs, but I still got a fair few IPAs in the back. It's unceaserable warm, though, isn't it?
That's the thing. It's been unceaserable warm for November. It's getting wet. It's getting wet.
But it's not, I think it's cold cold. No, it's not cold cold. No. Like I'd be walking around like a jump and stuff, and you go like, unless it's pissing down your own coat, obviously, but when it's dry, you can get down the shops and like a jumper and a fucking hat or something, like a little wooly.
Yeah, the wooly can get a little bit hot to work hard. Yeah, yeah. Because you do that thing as well, anyway, you go out somewhere, you put a couple of layers, you're just going to be fucking freezing, and you're walking around for a bit, and you're like, boy, how fucking taking your coat off. Yeah, you're blustered, angry of everyone.
So, yes, you've got some OK's leftovers, some IPAs. I reckon it's going to be fucking horrible, like, January, February, March, it's going to be horrible. You're not going to be looking up for that to be fucking terrible. Wet and cold, so ice.
Yeah, ice just constantly. You'll be on it as soon as you step out of the door, you're on your ass. Have you seen those videos? I've watched like a YouTube compilation video of that sort of thing of thing of a day, a winter, winter special, winter.
It always starts with a doorbell camera. Yeah, yeah. Face it out. So, when it opens, they're going to work every morning.
Straight on your ass. Bad though. Not really bad. I've never done it.
I suppose the place, you know, not too far away from here, did have a few steps, my old place. Oh, yeah. So, that could have been a bad one, but I've had too many places where you can actually harm yourself. Yeah.
But, yeah, it's always up. But then, so the wife will go down, then the husband will run after you turn, and he goes down to his fellow. Like, that isn't like a one off that happens in most, if you watched someone go down, the partner's come afterwards. Everyone's going down.
Yeah. Everyone's going down. The worst I have when I worked with it at a bank is like, there was like a corner. So, I'd sort of come out and work around the back of the building to go to like, build one at Tesco.
So, you're walking, like, one down Abingdon. See, walking down. Oh, not fully. No, not fully.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you come out of the bank and go on to the Tesco. You're obviously someone who parts their car park and they were coming around and saying, you can see each other. So, you did that thing and they walked into each other.
But you do that with the dance. But obviously, when you're the dancer, you're straight on my fucking ass. Look at him! I'm a fucking knee, actually.
I'm probably doing one. He got big, bad blues on my knee head. He's very good at them. Yeah, because it's that thing in it, because normally that little guy don't matter that dance, because he got his heady feet.
Because you're walking, like, carefully. But you're getting that situation. I've got to dance now. I've got to do the dance.
So, he's like, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. Fence to feet. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be bad.
But the thing is, you would have made someone else's day. Someone would have made their day. Someone's sitting in their car. That's a big case.
What a couple of fucking knitted. What only one can I have? Show them a little bit up. I'm calling it near that Tesco Express.
The opticians maybe it is. I just knocked it on there. Just slipped out. I had some classic plastic bottom shoes.
Oh, yeah. It's when it's got like a tiny, look, a tiny gradient that you normally know today. So, he doesn't even acknowledge that there's going to be like a gradient there, because it's not really a big one. It's like a little dip from a pigment to car part.
But you're stepping it wrong. Yeah, literally. Like, that leg took the other leg out. Like, I kind of like, I was going to go around.
I was going round two the front. And just made that, I tried to make that turn. Then just straight down. Yeah, you know someone's watching that.
Brilliant. Yeah. Oh, we'll just deck it. Yeah, good times.
Yeah, good time. Anyway, that's the con. Yeah, that's the con. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're going to go straight. Like we said, it's all beers. Straight be nothing else. Straight be an over top.
Straight be an unstrain to be. So, to start you off, I've got the old Conway Brewery Conway APA, the old American pale ale proudly crafted in Wales. I do see that on the camera. And before we dive into the beer itself, that can is a nice can.
Very mountainous. Yeah, mountainous. You're up on the mountain seeing a little sunset. Is he going down?
Is he coming up? Coming up? Is he going down the sun there? What do you think?
When he tastes it, and we decide whether it's a morning beer or an day beer. Yeah, it's like a little mountain rain, don't it? I imagine that's in America. Or, I think it's in America.
I think again, we'll drink a beer. I know what time of day it is. Maybe you are an American in Wales drinking it. No.
Or you are well-strinking it in... If it's made in Wales, it's got to be in Wales, I think. Yes. You're an American.
You're an American. American's always drinking it in the Breckenbeacons. You've just got to decide what time of day it is. We were having that.
Coming out now, ladies and gentlemen. So I get a good end, and it keeps the aroma in. That's it. Don't be scared of the head.
Don't be scared of it. It's your friend. It's there. Well, yeah.
It smells clean, mate. Yeah. It's quite classic. You know that?
You know that? You know that? You know that? You know that?
You know that? You know that? You know that? You know that?
Classic pale hills now. That's pretty nice. Yes, good. That's pretty zingy.
I would say though, I'll be drinking that in the morning. Oh, blimey. Well, I've been camping, honey. You've probably been camping.
You had a pretty heavy setting night before, didn't you? You did go a bit too crazy. You know, you're out with your mates. You've been the Breckenbeacons camping.
Yep. And you wake up in the morning. You're not too bad, but you don't sort it out ASAP. It's going to be a difficult day.
Yeah, exactly. You start to shake a little bit. You get your old stove on a little blue stove thing. Yeah, your gas stove.
Your gas stove. And what we open? We open a can of soup or we go for just beans. But probably beans.
We leave the soup for later. You'll appreciate it. Yeah, we'll obviously. So you've just...
You'll crack this before you open the can of beans. Just to get... Oh, yeah, you need this. So you're going to eat them in beans with fucking bottlenecks.
Yeah, yeah, just cold beans really. And it's got a wrinkle in them anyway. Still struggling, yes. So yeah, you have to eat this back.
And you think, I'll give myself ten minutes, and once that's done, I'll enjoy this. And then I'll start cracking on the beans. The slobes burn. Just burn it away.
Just burn it away. Just burn it away. Yeah. You're ten.
Oh, look at this. Oh, look at this. Oh, look at this. Look at that.
That's so nice. This is pretty glorious. This is such an easy drinker. Sessionable.
Yeah, I mean, it's four percent as well. So again, it is a good morning beer. What words have we got on the can to indicate what it does or what it should be doing? It's what he's saying.
Tropical fruit aromas, followed by sweet malts and a gentle hoppy bitter aftertaste. Yeah, I've got that in it. Yeah. First cold, cascade, citra and equinoc.
That's your hope, isn't it? Who's either an area of citra? He's in there. He's in there.
Well, you get citra gets in a lot, but you need help. He doesn't need a lot of help. I mean, he holds it. He holds it up, but the other boy's there to get a party going.
It's not that vocation beer that I like. The role with it. Citra and something else. Yeah.
You can't just have Citra saying what you've got. You can. What's his name? John Citra.
John the Ferns Citra. Yeah, I mean, it's a good one. Don't get more on his strong American one as well, anyway. You've got an APA.
He's the king of the American. He's the hops there. Yeah. But I agree.
He doesn't need help. I mean, he ain't holding it on his own. No, he's strong. He's strong.
But he needs rounding. You won't spend with friends, don't he? He does. He's got friends around him.
He's lively. He's the best. He's a bit sad, because he's just a bit, oh, I need people around me. He's a bit depressed.
Yeah. It's heavy, isn't it? It's heavy. Oh, he's having an easy ass.
He's more melancholy. You're drinking that. He's a bit like... Yeah.
But with friends, he's glorious. He's on a party. He's on that mountain, isn't he? He's getting the beans ready.
He didn't do this shit. You're enjoying that sunset. I'll get this fucking bread. He's going to hold it full English.
He's talking mushrooms. He's keeping up with it. He's putting it off. He's a fucking good lad, John Citra.
Yeah, that's it. He's already cooked it for you. It's already there, John. I know, please, John, can you get it right off a little?
Yeah, it's a bit like a job. It's quite bad for you to say. It shouldn't. It shouldn't.
Could you eat it raw? What's in it? Blood fat. Yeah, there's enough.
Yeah, I suppose you probably could. Yeah, I suppose you probably could. I don't like the idea of that. I don't know.
I don't know. You probably could. Yeah, I'm probably born diseases, but it's all in different species to species. And it's not going to be like parasites in it, isn't it?
Because I might be able to fly either fucking egg in it, but it has a different kind of fish as well. You can't blame the pig for that, can you? Right, let us know. Yeah, we do right.
Any books out there. I reckon you could not eat spout and blood, isn't it? Yeah. So I reckon you could, but should.
And that's not a lot of fat in there. Yeah. And you've got a lot of fat otherwise you're going to spoil in it. Yeah, so it's not cured, cured, isn't it?
No, it's just rested. Left. Yeah, maybe you could. Yeah, maybe you could.
But I'm going to say I would cook it. I would cook it. Yeah, we would recommend cooking it. I don't think it's cooked anyway.
You could cook it. Yeah, it's quite lovely. So chariot. You can burn a little bit.
Yeah, it can take a bit. It can take a bit. Yeah, it can take a bit. But yeah, so cheers John Stitch.
Have a cup of delicious dinner for us. And sticking yourself in this Conway beer. Get by going. It is a, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd knock a ball beer mate, I'd say.
Can you, what's wrong with that beer? No, no, no, I'd say I have a cup of like, I could drink that one. I could drink that one right now and now you've got that taste for that. Yeah.
My initial thought was, it was, it was quite harsh. The sitter is coming through. That bit of it is coming through. Well, like you said, I think you've got your mouth around it a few times.
I think you could easily, yeah, easily do the night on that or for you. It's not doing any surprises here. Four percent or as well. So that is a good session.
Yeah. You know, sensible session beer. That's, I mean, that's a gimmick in itself. The sensible session beer mate.
Three point, three point two. Three point two, yeah. Anyway, between like three to four. Two point eight, two point nine.
Two point nine. Two point nine. Two point seven. Nice.
Yeah. That's seven and eight. Yeah. No, no, nine.
He's done. He's done. He's done. He's done.
He's done. He's done. Nice. That's how I do it.
Don't steal it. Who's listening? It's going to steal it either. Someone's listening.
It'll steal it. Yeah. You've got three listeners. One of them's joining.
Do you have one to wiggle? Yeah, you've got about. We don't know how many people we've got in America, but more than we do in the UK. Yeah.
We know that. We know that. We know that. We know that.
We know that. We know that. We know that. So let's just move straight on.
Let's move straight on. What I've got for you now is the dogs window brewery, twice around the park, East Coast IPA. So we got on East Coast. I do like that twice around the park.
It's a good name. It's a really good name. Where is this? Mate, is it saying?
This one's brewed and canned at dogs window brewery. Not Yada, Ridge End. It's a way, it was a way. I probably didn't pronounce.
No, no, no, Yada, correctly at all. So do write in and let me know. It's Ridge End is Ridge End and again, that's a little world beer. I must have picked these up when I was down there.
I'll just add them. Not going to bear it. Not going to bear it. I'm waiting for us to get them down.
These are noise can. Blackout can that is made. Silver bottom though. Of course it's a silver bottom.
No one's got the money for silver bottom. It's just at length. You're not getting a silver bottom, are you? Lovely head on it.
It's out here. He's jumping away with a place. But it's good to ask your barrier. That's your defence.
You've got to see that. Especially with the English or the Brits or whatever. We had a worst for it. Complaining it about the head.
You know, they understand what the head does. You've got to put a flake in that, mate. Every time people still do it now. I think it's because we paid the most for it.
I don't mean it. If you pissed off when you took two threads of the head when it's like £7.50 for a fucking boy. Because in London, we'd be back at the weekend. I went to go see Bexie.
It was a little as birthday. I went to a quick point in that. Central London. So you can forever be rammed and you can't be rammed.
It's all going to be on the wrist. Maybe it's all going to be moving the phone. Unless they do that. I think the phone's still going to exist.
What's that? Literally the phone. It's like just your whole forearm. So you can watch the predator.
Yeah, you have to have it on your wankman. That's obviously where it's on the hand. You can twist it. You can always tell where everyone wank to.
You've got his phone on the other hand. Unless they do holographic technology. They work on the glasses as well. They're working on the glasses.
They're working on the glasses. They're working on the glasses as well. They're working on the glasses as well. They're working on the glasses.
And you're going to be laughing at the plate. So that is going to come. We've been trying that phase. Is that making a comeback?
It's trying. We've got the must do in the neural ink thing. Oh, yeah. I'm just sitting here.
That one actually is coming. That is coming. That is the sort of thing where you will advertise for your dream. Your dreams are going to be like fucking McDonald's in coach.
Oh, yeah. In coach, like this dream. I'm getting that noise in my head. I'm like you're definitely going to tell me what to buy.
You'll definitely walk down the street. You'll be walking down the street. just 10 you want to buy, but you'll be walking down the street and be like, oh, fucking desperate for that, you literally just ate it and I really need to buy my donut and fucking gnawing. That's like a winter soldier thing going on there, isn't it?
Yeah. Like, just get ready. Get enough people with the link. You've got to wait, you know, you've got to wait, you know, wait a couple of decades, mate, because then you get a few hundred thousand people, you've got an army, aren't you?
That's it, you're good. Sheep, wake up, sheep old! Yeah, I think I'll get that gnawing thing, shit, man. Yeah, I mean, watch this fucking scary, not like that.
Yeah, but it's like, wouldn't you long wanna be really getting just get the old Casio calculator, mate? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Get that.
Or get, have you seen the gold Casio ones? Like a classy... Oh, the calcinate one. No, not calcinate, no, Casio, but gold.
Looks pretty, I mean, I don't think I'd get it. You have to pull that out of the way. You have to pull that out of the way, if you go out of the way, it's not gonna matter. Yeah, you need to get it.
Yeah, it's very tricky. You look a problem. That's your gimmick, I've always been it. Yeah.
Or Ryan with the gold Casio, what? Yeah, well, the gold Casio is it? You almost, you'd have to be the biggest, I mean, don't get wrong, I'm a fairly big prick. You've got to like, that would take you to next.
That's gonna keep you there. Yeah, that would be the, that's not everything. Like, you'll be like pulling your sleeve down and like, get if he was faces on purpose. Like, you'll get your bite, stab watch.
Or get me in fights anyway. Fucking prick with that gold Casio. Yeah, he's in here again. Trying to pay for his points for his gold Casio.
What? What? Just fucking pay all the mates. You would definitely do that.
That'd be a commoning gold moment, wouldn't it? No, no, no, no, no. Okay, it's, did you hit a bloop? What?
Bloop, bloop, did you hit a bloop? Yeah, but mate, that's not a, that's a gold Casio. What? That's what you need mate.
That's blue points are paid for. That's 28 pounds. That's gold Casio. That's their pay for now mate.
Don't touch me again. No, you do, Jeremy, you need to pay for them. Just fucking said, don't touch me again. Bloop's my fucking gold Casio.
Don't touch me again. I'll bloop my gold Casio. Yeah. All of you, Casio.
Yeah. They just love you. What? What is your fucking problem?
So yeah, what's your name? And then he does. Just let you have the two points. He just had the fucking, fuck this shit.
I'm not paying off the game. You're all with this shit. So maybe that gold watchmate. She might be asking, I'll actually get it.
She'll get it. She'll get it because you can work a bit, save your 28 quid. I'm going to blip it, get through the fucking tube as well. When the door's open, I'm going to complain every time.
I'm fucking, I'm blipping mate. I'm blipping and the door's open. If they don't, I'm kicking them. If they don't open.
Okay. You watch me trying to pay for bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. Not working mate. I'm kicking them open.
Yeah. I might do it. I'm not going to do it. It would rule your life though.
If you do the thing, you're trying not to make the other watch new to you or the neural link. We still do it. Yeah. I think you'll have more fun.
True. You definitely get to black. You can't even put your case down because obviously that's what you're doing. Yeah.
And the wife goes, oh bloody. Tish you don't know. Not again. Panda eyes.
I'm just watching. I'm going to get some socks on. Fuck. Wow.
Oh, you're making it. No, uh, smint machine in the gents mate. Just living that. Living that.
You're a tubal toothbrush. You're almost like the old boy, you know, selling people the aftershave. You're just in there the whole time where people are just coming in pissing, leaving. You're just in everyone in there.
You want to make it to machine playing off again. Just playing out with it. Oh, not even playing up. Is that gold?
It's a cat. Yeah, he's making it. Oh, yeah. Do you know what he's doing?
He's just... You're already beating up at this point. He's just falling for a fight. What are you bowing?
What do you mean? I'm just trying to get some spins. Is that my fault? Is that working?
Have you like already been punched in a face by every bartender because you tried to buy a pipe from all of them? Yeah. And I'm trying to get some spins to freshen my breath, but his machine's not working. Bloop, bloop.
And you're not pissing, right? No, no, no. I wish I was, but this bloody watch has been playing up all night. Do you think it is the watch, mate?
Okay, don't... Yeah, why? Because it's hard to tell now whether there's something wrong with you or you're playing a joke. You've gone too far into this couch now.
You don't actually know. You've got to distinguish where... Who are you now? God, what's Casio, man?
The thing is, though, if I did find myself in that situation, I'd have been a victory, mate. Your life would have been beautiful, you know? It's like, ah, fucking did it. I'm finally done something to be proud of.
My mum's looking down me now. Go and wear it all down, son. You finally did it. Gold Casio, watch, man.
That's it. Yeah, I don't think I will buy one of these things. It's dangerous, mate. Yeah, bloody knows it every day, mate.
You don't need it. Yeah, I can do about that. Look, bloody knows it's the worst. They don't stop.
They do not stop. So, we get out of the beer zone. Call it back to Ray Ray. So, what I say, the dog has been no brewery twice round the park, East Coast IPA.
Alright, so we've got to get to where we're talking. It's a follow-on to what we have before. Yeah, like a hazier version, or a thicker version. Yeah, more mouthful too, isn't it, innit?
You've probably not got the same harsh citron out in there. It's a little bit smoother, a little bit kind of mellower. I think it's more tropical notes in that I've been in the one before. Because that was, I would say, tropical.
I would say more citrus. That was kind of coming through. It's more lime, I was getting with a hint of maybe something zinger. Yeah, wasn't.
That is definitely tropical. It's not like that, isn't it? It's got little buns actually on the front as well. It doesn't say a lot of dough on the back of the side.
It says in pursuit of eczema beer, you only use the freshest high quality ingredients for a truly handcrafted beer. That's what you always say. I like that. I also got a Welsh flag vegan, and don't think it could be pregnant.
The buffalo. Top tips. Not what's going on there. That's a good, for vegan beer mate, that's pretty good.
They're all vegan, I hate the ones, they're all vegan now. Yeah, I suppose so, yeah. But yeah, I can't like that one. I think it's more.
I think it's got a bit more about it than the Conway. The Conway's definitely that crisp, don't be wrong. I'd prefer that Conway first thing in the morning when I was watching that sunset. But this is 6% though.
You could feel awake, can't you? It's more of a lunchtime beer, really. You're definitely starting out on that fight Conway. First thing in the morning, don't get me wrong, because you need easy self-in-reeling.
You'll be mad to go anything too heavy. But yeah, if you have any burger, and you're fucking, you have a bite of your old Conway, you're burger and chips and shit. Get a pint of the dog booty. So twice around the park, you do?
Twice around the park. That's the East Coast APA. Yeah, I think I like that. It's quite a good mouth for that one.
And also, for- Hey, eat chocolate. But if you're actually on a menu, mate, that's nice. That's working for you. Yeah, going the right direction.
Yeah, I'll take that. Ooh. Again, you can't really, there's nothing negative I could say about that beer. No.
Do you know what I mean? Whatever they've hit. They've done it. They've done it.
They've done it with the high-quality of ingredients. High-quality ingredients. They don't compromise. Unapologetically so.
I need to change it all night. I was reading that day with day. I was like, yeah, it's got to go now. It's got to go.
No, whenever you see that, it's just... That's a fuck sake, yeah. I want to point... Oh, I don't apologise.
No, I'm not going to apologise. I would actually say. Yeah. No, no, I mean, it does what it does.
Yeah, very nice. Yeah, I thought I was going to like that one. So, you're just moving straight on. We're moving straight on.
We're not even going to... Oh, there is some fancy shit on this hand. It's much bigger. Much bigger.
Like a dragon, I think. I was a kangaroo or something. I'd say it's a dragon mate. I think you're right first time.
So what we got here is that... I would you say that cane. You say cane? I can't.
Yeah, I think that... The H changes that, doesn't it? Yeah, gives it a different direction. Keh, ka, kah.
K-A-I-H-E. Keh, I'd say k-a-h-kah-kah-kah-kah-e. Because if you've got... I mean, it'd be kai, right?
If we didn't have the H and E. So, yeah, I'd kind of k-a-e. Maybe. Maybe I'll pour it out, then I'll read the kai, and the can probably says, this beer comes from blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, which is this blah, blah, blah, blah.
And it's kai. It's something, doesn't it? Kai is the special thing that is this and that. You know, when the shit is saying...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. ...and shit like that. they just follow all the, uh, go with the brewery and just keep it simple. Keep it simple stupid kiss.
That's that's business. Speak mate, you've got to get a business. You always say to people, keep it simple stupid, the kiss technique. You don't want to do it on too much shit.