107. A Unit of Morph and No Footballs in Helmet

The Sibs start off real lowkey but we all know that won't last! Jon institutes a new rule - Allison gets three "wait!"'s an episode; and she immediately uses up all of them.  ANNOUNCEMENTS *Allison is once again the Ambassador for Red Door Family Shelter (reddoorshelter.ca) for Coldest Night Of The Year (cnoy.org) on February 28th; and is fundraising for this incredible organization.  *Jon is going on tour in Western Canada, and you can find tour dates and tickets at jondore.com He will also be in Cincinnati! *Leave us a message (written or verbal) at brothersisterpod.com We get a brief update on Licegate 2.0 and Jon's research, then Jon reveals what his surefire platform would be if he ran for Prime Minister.  WE HAVE A MESSAGE FROM SOMEONE TRYING TO SELL US SOMETHING! Allison reads another sales pitch email that she feels is unhinged. Jon immediately halts proceedings and calls for a meeting. Meeting notes:  *discussing episode content before recording  *changing Jon's middle name to Dwindle *using current events to get into personal stories *Deepak Chopra is in the Epstein files The meeting never comes to an official close, as The Sibs get sidetracked by whether or not Jon should let his kid watch violent sports. A very intellectual discussion follows about CTE and how to make sports safer, when disaster strikes- Sister shoots Brother. (FYI - the NFL Player/Mathematician who's name Allison Couldn't remember is John Urschel) A technical difficulty alleviates some pressure in a major squabble, but they get right back into arguing about whether or nor shot-putters think putting shots is fun.