#108 - Logan Paul Rips Off Shane Dawson & New Jake Paul Song Is Awful

Welcome everybody to the history podcast. It is Friday January February March I have to count to the month It's March 15th because I'm a child you know do that January February March no March 15th 2019 what are you doing December you count the whole December 12? Obviously so sometimes you can count back to December November October. Okay.

Yeah, dude I didn't recognize the I just swear to God. I didn't know the month count until I was like 15 It's tough. It's I don't know why again. I'm dyslexic you But I would always have to be like January February March 8th.

It's so tough. It's tough Well, you one of these geniuses that remember the month I'm like a genius Wow, you know what it flex on me Thank you to our sponsors today calm Robin Hood candid and quip now. We have a lot of great material here to discuss First of all it's ridiculous how much great stuff we have Ethan Bradbury and Mo Bradbury We're at salt-based restaurant and took a video and we got an interview with them about the experience. Hello.

That's incredible We've got Logan Paul's a flat earther. We've got Jake Paul's new single, which is just awful We're gonna enjoy watching that walks around in a straight jacket talking about he's single But I come today before you all with a heavy heart Yeah, such a tragedy that occurred yesterday in New Zealand I really don't want to get into the specifics because to be frank and I and I always say this and I really think this when it comes to these To these people that do these awful things they do it for attention They do it for recognition They the media always gives them copious amounts of what they want They make it like a video game with a high score and and what I would like to remind everyone that the best thing to do And situations like this is don't don't look at his name Don't look at his pictures. Don't look at his video. Don't look at his writing.

Don't look at his thoughts You know what I'm saying don't even don't even think about him the guy is nothing That's why he's nothing. Let's keep it that way. I haven't said what we were talking about because everybody It's all I don't it's obvious. There was a tragedy in New Zealand.

It's like it's so it's so sad and it's so It's just so ridiculous you guys. I mean I've really been disturbed by this Just first of all remember the victims think about the victims think about these people that were affected by it Don't give this guy any attention. He is nothing I mean everyone in New Zealand right now is still a victim because it just happened and who knows what else these guys are planning and it's like They everyone was locked down in schools and they couldn't go anywhere and couldn't talk to anyone It's horrible. Yeah, it was really locked down.

Well, it was a wild thing because there was people at large Yeah, so nobody really knew what was going on But and then there's the other angle that this guy had brought up He had said subscribe to PewDiePie and the fact that he live streamed the whole thing live stream Facebook live the whole stream It's just a it's just it's ridiculous and but the whole thing is just such a mess honestly and I Just I think that the best thing we can do is support the victims donate help how you can and don't give this guy any Attention at all. That's the best way to do turn this from happening because these people do it because they want to be famous They want to be infamous So Starfim of that do not give him any attention. That's it. That's that's the best thing I can think to do You know a lot of people argue about all these huge societal issues and well those are perfectly valid conversations Have I'm not in a place to discuss those things the only thing that that makes sense to me is don't give that guy any attention If you I see his picture online and I'm even and I'm repulsed I'm like I don't want to see his fucking face.

Why are you even showing me his face? I don't want him to not as soon as I heard about it on Twitter I saw his face without even trying to look and even at all big guy is nothing Why should I see his fucking face? You know, it's funny at any rate. It's not funny.

There's nothing funny about it So that's that's my personal take on how to combat these things as an individual level because you know You can debate all day about About it, but it's a tragedy and and let's not give him any attention at all So that's it. That's my take and if you do see people like and if you see news outlets and if you see people Check marks sharing this stuff tell them unfollow him block him you don't just say hey dude. I don't let's why are you giving him attention? Why are you showing me his picture right into the because I think people are now starting to be aware of like we need to stop I see more people talking about it now, but always people talking about it now I'm so happy to see that because I really think that's a huge thing in society We need to address because it is always always always we fetishize these people especially in the mainstream media when you put on like 24 Hours new networks.

It's like they get so deep into it They're like this was what he was up to we looked in his room and we found this and this is where he was talking And this is what his brother was doing and his pictures of him when he was a kid It's like dude, what are you doing? So let's not do that. I'm gonna try to move on. We've got you know, can you do you we've got a we've got a Entertaining show here that we've planned and we will try to entertain you we did Remove our video.

Yeah Just the timing of that was unfreaking be believable. Yeah yesterday. We posted a video I Had we got this really horrific hate now that blew me away when I read it threatening to kill me and what ever yada yada yada From a t-series fan and I read it and I said you're saying don't do that. You can say don't do that We read it and Said well, let's subscribe to PewDiePie for revenge the title video was subscribe to PewDiePie for revenge the same freaking day This guy that did this awful thing says okay, lad subscribe to PewDiePie before and I'm not I'm not putting blame on anybody I'm not trying to say anything about anything.

I just think that first of all the timing was so Tragic, okay, and I think that that meme is just not funny anymore. No, it's it's all I think that it's just I think that leaving that video up Made me uncomfortable. I felt awful about it. Yeah, I just I don't know and again.

I'm not blaming PewDiePie I'm not saying I'm just saying just timing is so the timing was just awful. There's just nothing there's nothing nice about that video anymore Especially with the video discussing at that time. I said like the title was like revenge. Yeah, it's just awful I was like oh my god the timing on this was just so I was blown away You know, I was just blown away.

I was talking with mr. B's because he's coming to LA next week to do the podcast And we had just exchanged phone numbers and he called me and I thought he would schedule in the podcast He's like no no no that came in did you hear the news? I was like what are you talking about cuz I was expecting this call I just gave my phone number schedule He says oh, yeah, somebody he said oh this thing just happened and he said subscribe to PewDiePie I was like what I didn't want to believe it at first. I was just like there's no way.

There's no way it's what? awful it's like the worst Uh It really man, I felt I just feel awful about it So of course I went and erased the video. I mean come on and I tweeted out the video I raced the tweet I mean come on. I'm not trying to it's just what that video is not it's not funny anymore.

No, it's not good I felt bad so I removed it. That's it. That's others do it Unbelievable man. There's a lot to process.

I'm not making any comments about anything You know, it's too soon to even think about anything. I'm just processing it and I'm just I am Got it by I've been feeling just awful about it. I mean it too. I can't believe the timing of that 49 people dead right now And they say at least they say at least 49 to probably because a lot of people will die in the hospital.

Yeah from their injuries, you know Really? Crazy day so that cuz there was also shots in Tel Aviv the rockets right or yeah, there were rockets that Usually they when it reaches the other day was an unusual event. It's pretty crazy And I was just talking to my mom and she was telling me about it She just arrived home in the evening and she started to hear the sirens And then she heard like two big explosions because they they catch the rocket in air to Do not let it land anywhere So I asked her what so what did you do when you hear it? And she was like nothing just sitting on the couch watching TV And then they just reminded me like right Israel.

It's like yeah, you've been gone to it. You don't do anything It's just what it is Yeah, there was a lot of or when we were living there together. There was a period where we were having sirens Rockets were coming I mean dozens of times a day for like a month and it was just the rocket siren everyone takes cover The scariest is when you're walking on the street and then the rocket siren hits. Yeah, I remember Sean was walking There was this little alley that we used to walk to to the bus stop and there's no cover there It's wide open and so a rocket hit Sean or you know a siren hit Sean when when he was walking to work And he just had to lay down and like the gutter.

You did yeah That's the worst out the open you're like alright Well Because usually you'll take cover on like the north side of a building or something away from the rocket and you feel like relatively safe They're but out in the open you're just like alright. Well, yeah, let's say a prayer. Let's say a prayer I think people we don't know people are so charged up these days So charged up man. So I don't know.

I don't want to talk about it anymore than that There's everybody's talking about it. You'll see it everywhere on Twitter on the news on YouTube on reddit on 24 hour news I mean, you know So let's get into the entertainment Yes We recently went to the doctor Celebrate the life that is coming into this earth Theodore Theodore our child our son we checked on just one was that like two days ago Here he is you guys ready. So this little guy he's developed enough. I was asking the doctor I'm like because he technically come out now.

I mean not that I want him to I'm just curious tell you what you're planning. I'm just curious about the you know how kids develop I says could he technically survive outside the womb now just out of curiosity because I'm curious like how well developed is this little guy inside of you And yes, he could he could technically survive outside the womb now, which is so crazy. So there's like a full-on baby in there So wild here. Yes, watch this That's it.

Wow. He's got a little face for sure See that's so that's the face in the hands He's a little heartbeat and those are his hands on the side. He's not muching Look on sideways. And then it's crazy That's the hand on top of his head Look at that.

Oh, I see it out. Yeah, and then here's the other elbow Fantastic isn't it like Our doctor rolls all of that guy And it's not a trip. It's awesome It's hard to it's hard to express or to understand without being in the situation or at least from my perspective It's just how miraculous yeah, it is. I mean because you walk around.

Oh, yeah, baby, you know, you know baby But that's mine. That's me and you brought that out of nothingness And there's a little baby. That's a little mean a little you It's an elite athlete and he's an elite. He is gonna be a freaking That guy's gonna run a quick mile Man, it's just incredible.

I can't wait to meet him. Yeah, I can't wait so crazy But then I saw this video, you know childbirth is one of those things right? This is a funny shit I ever seen Watch this shit watch the dad's face is the best shit I ever seen in my life What did he see you know like that's how gnarly birth is like I just took a peek back there and he gagged he almost Look at you when your videos man. It was like an Ethan tough.

Is that amazing like he just briefly peeks and he's just like I'm out I be gagged and this is like a hard guy with little chains and tattoos and shit, right? What did he see man, I love how hard you look I told Ethan I don't want him looking at anything down there. I don't want to look Now I'm gonna look when the baby comes out. That's what I was advised to do by our friends that have been through this themselves Because some people look I'm not gonna watch I might peek but I'm not gonna like watch I'll be there.

No, I'll be there. I'll be holding your hand I'll be there with you like our heads because I imagine there's like there's a barrier you're there or you're there Yeah, so I'm gonna be there on the face side But you know be funny if I did that just a fuck a deal I'm with you at her head and I peek back to my ear on my peak You look fine But it's we're probably gonna look super gnarly You just put you in your push and you just like what I'm just gonna shit myself I'll be like you just pooped. I'll let you know. No, it's good But I heard they're real quick about it.

They're like no what they're doing nurses like whoop. I don't know about that That's what I heard. I don't even remember where that but Yeah, you want to watch that video again? No, okay Speaking of children you guys hear about this college admission scandal this thing cracks me up It fascinates me.

I'm floored by it. I'm odd by it. I can't get over the story Super ultra rich parents were paying schools Bribing coaches paying off people at the SATs to take the test for their kids or fudge the numbers paying them insane amounts of money One coach was estimated to have been paid 25 million dollars over the course of this Bribery scandal the dude's in like Beverly Hills and a $15 million house. I wonder how he affords that He's just a coach.

I do for that But it's not like he was like a big he was like the coach of like the rowing Or he was like a sports director. I don't know. I know college coaches make a F-load of money But he was not one of those people Anyway, I got to start saving for Theodore's college fund because I figured it might cost $100,000 They're like four years five knowing our son I'm calling a dumber anything but it runs in family not under my watch But it turns out I may need actually up to six million dollars to bribe the coach It's what some people paid. Yeah, it's a some parents paid up to six million fantastic How that's a real sucker because some people got in for 15,000 and then some suckers ended up paying six million What that was to get into like Harvard and Yale and those kinds of more more You like you want to get into UC Santa Cruz 15,000?

Oh, you want Harvard six million? Yeah, that makes sense You know what I was like six million dollars. What did you just hire a tutor you loser? Just study idiot.

I think they care about that So let me know you want that title Harvard. Yeah, but like all right, so I'm going to a country club almost So this is my favorite part of the story that they so these coaches were photo shopping pictures to make them look They would take the the head of their child and Photoshop them on to athletes bodies Dude how awful did those look they got a release? Yeah, they haven't been released yet, but I'm so desperate to see what those look like my goodness It's like part of evidence. Wouldn't it be public maybe eventually?

I don't know. It's not public yet Well, I think because it involves minors. There's some they might even be in the case of maybe just the media isn't releasing it because of their Policy of not show the basis. Yeah, the media that Honestly the media is like a baby was killed and here's the pictures of it From all angles one girl got this this blue line that they have people inside the SATs That's so crazy I don't know that you appreciate that how insane the SATs are but so people inside boosting their graves from a thousand Which is like a pretty shitty score.

It's a very shitty score to 1420, which is like an incredible score Well, I don't understand is first of all why the parents care so much Yes How about why the kids care so much and then how do they both care about it together that much? Yeah, because like if my mom cared about it so much. I feel like I would be the opposite I would be like I don't want to do this. I think you know like as a teenager You have to live here to appreciate how crazy people are about college and I think that's why we're in such a debt crisis with college Because people have fetishized college so much and it is this collusion between parents and kids like it's a it's like a heritage Like my dad how he is about UCLA.

I mean psycho. He's a he's ridiculous My dad went to UCLA. He still wears like a UCLA graduation ring the guys like almost 70 years old It's like get over dude. Oh my goodness gracious.

It's like a huge blue ring It looks like a high school graduation ring It's like the guy's license plate says hates USC because USC is their sports rival Okay, when I was a kid my dad saw somebody with a USC license plate And he with the whole family in the car sped in front of him and cut him off very dangerously on the freeway with his whole family in the car I'm not kidding like and I'm not exaggerating either. My mom was like Gary. What are you doing slow down? And my dad just shuts down he when he gets upset he shuts down It doesn't say he shuts down he forgets that his whole family's in the car Which apparently he does he cares about less than shut showing it to you know shoving it to this USC fan mining his own business He literally cuts him off super dangerous on the freeway probably going 80 miles per hour So there's definitely a cultural difference that I'm not aware of because in Israel No one cares that much about which college you go to like there's an absolutely no one cares People are insane about college sports about college life about fraternities.

I mean it's it's ridiculous So did you apply to UCLA? I don't think I did even I my grades were not good enough I was like USC and maybe you see day was it obviously that was disappointed like did I give a fuck about my dad thought I didn't even entertain the thought but my grades were not that's what that's what that's how I would think normally like you know You're that is obsessed with UCLA. You'd be like fuck you see like I'm going as far as I can from UCLA No, but has that relationship with their parents my brother for example went to UCLA And they have that in common my brother and my dad But a lot of student a lot of people I think it's very common that they're like I'm gonna it's a status for the parent to we're like I'm gonna get you getting into the best school reflects as good on me Really does on your of course well, my student goes to Harvard Maybe if you actually raised a smart kid that could get into it. Yeah, I'm sure that would be well, it's a lot more difficult But that's crazy Difficult to when there kids that don't deserve to go there that are getting in because their parents bribe somebody right?

No, and these are really prestigious difficult schools to get into and so it takes a lot of work and a lot of dedication a lot of Heart to get into these schools, which are very competitive because of all these reasons I mentioned before and so I think that It does make sense and these rich these Suckers like there's this one famous woman from Full house Lori Lolan how do you say your name? I don't know a lot Laughlin Laughlin. That's a weird one. That's like Irish, right?

Her dot so this Lori Laughlin we pulled a picture She's in full house and she paid five hundred thousand dollars to bribe a coach to pretend her daughter was an athlete That's my recognizing and here's the crazy part her daughter is a is a fairly large beauty guru on YouTube a YouTube channel And she paid five hundred thousand dollars for her stupid Talentless daughter to get into like USC or something or some prestigious school and I was with two daughters to 500 Oh, it's a bargain deal. I can deal if I want to get one for you There's no way that they didn't know what what was going on in my opinion. She said she didn't know give me a fucking break That's my opinion, but like this this rich super rich family colluding together to fraud To cheat their way basically to buy prestige and to act like you're a good like you So it's so messed up like how what does that say about your outlook on the world when a mother and daughter can collude? Happily to lie to get her into a prestigious school.

I don't blame the daughter at all It's all on the parent if you ask me well she raised the daughter even at this age It's you are still the parent. What kind of values are you teaching her right? Yeah, now that's what I call good parenting, you know, and she's a beauty guru She's like 1.6 million she had like a almost two million subscribers. She had a huge collaboration with Sephora If you guys don't know what Sephora is it's like this ridiculous money-making makeup coming I mean that must have been worth like I would guess millions She was gonna make a product with Sephora.

They dropped her like off like a bag of dirt and you know, she's I saw her Yeah, this is what self-made it reminded me of that Kylie Jenner self-made billionaire. Yeah, she's self She's self-made just like Kylie Jenner. Hey guys. Here's my $50,000 collection of makeup products Yeah self-made if she's self-made then I'm the pope so funny that them this is like the she's from full house like you're Supposed to be going to jail to you by the way.

Yeah, sorry. Go ahead. I just I just sent the character from full house is going to jail She got she went to the cops were like hey prison time dumb dumb fraud and she posted bail a million bucks bail But she's her asses in hot water and her daughters kind of fucked her She erased all the comments or disabled the comments and shit on YouTube channel. I didn't know you guys I just thought that I could get into a prestigious culture with a 2.0 and a 1000 SAT But imagine for her she's going up in this environment and probably her mom's friends are also doing it guys I thought I could get into Harvard with a sea average.

I had no idea That's it I didn't even take that say to you they just sent me a card that said I got a 14 20 I had no idea that my mom was cheating. I Was homeschooled you guys what's high school? All right? Let's take a break.

I got a lot more to talk about you I appreciate that you're trying to sympathize with her. I'm just having a good because I have a problem whenever there's an adult in the Situation you got to blame the adult no matter how old is the girl it doesn't matter like she's still not as old as her mom Do no better Thing she's a girl who's who all of her a lot of her friends and stuff are working their ass off to get into a Procedure school she sees that you see when you're in high school and you're applying to college You see a lot of people around you getting their heart broken and crying because I didn't know that in her life I don't like this never really hills whatever reaches the money the money only gets you in if you're a scammer if you're a frauder I'm sure that she had a thousand peers in her class 500 peers whatever That's what I had a lot of them don't get into the college of the choice because they got rejected you're crying You're upset, but she knew that they just paid half a million bucks to get her into her well I don't care. I'm not trying to blame her. I don't care.

It's a funny story. What do I care? I guys I got why you all upset? I got I got these the hall of throughout high school and I'm going to Harvard.

It's not that hard She probably thought they just checked out her YouTube channel and liked her and I wrote a really good cover letter I think that's why they let me in even though I have to just watch my urban outfiters whole They see and they love my pics of the month. Yeah, they like my bikini shots. I Am they must have watched my YouTube channel when I did a cute life I got a lot of subscribers and I've got a lot of makeup And I'm going to Harvard All right, let's take a break. We'll be back.

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You IP comm slash h3 Welcome back everybody now. We were on the topic of Laurie Loughlin talking Loughlin Lori Loughlin from Full House talking with her daughter the very one that she bribed Olivia Jade the youtuber The very one she bribed This clip is from March of this year. Oh, this is from August 2017 originally so It's a couple of this is way too good Let me just let me just clarify once again because this is way too good This lady paid half a million dollars to cheat for her daughter to get into a school. She didn't qualify for I think it was Daughters I think it was too well that okay sure but this is the one that was in question and I looked it up So USC and and she is a beauty guru and here they are talking about how they just watch this is Okay, so this is that a daughter I think no no this is Olivia.

It says it says it's a bell Oh her daughter's Bella and Olivia Jade. Oh fuck the names right there So this is the other one but Olivia Jade's the youtuber yeah, so but anyway listen to her talking about her daughters I never push my kids to I always say do the best you can And if it's not I'll just buy you into college you believe this shit look at her sitting up there like she's a model mom You're fucking suck you know I don't ever do I never push my kids to I always say do the best you can No way wait believe this shit let it play more I want to bitch all right I'm not gonna interrupt you guys just listen never my I was never that kid there fought my husband to their dad never We were never like at school you gotta get straight age you know we were never those parents give it your all do the best you can Because in life if you give it you're all and you do the best you can there's that's it that's all you can do and that's enough In my opinion especially with kid I think we put so much pressure and stress on them a lot of it is unnecessary And I think it's important to just have downtime free time I never over scheduled my kids I never I always gave them plenty of time to just sit in their playroom and you know use their imaginations Yeah, what a psycho What a psycho So I love how the daughter never says anything and it's all about yeah, yeah, that gives you a peeking too You believe the irony is so rich. It's so rich. You could slice it with a knife We don't we don't push them too far because the all you could do is try And then we'll pay half a million dollars to get you to USC and Photoshop your face on an athlete So crazy who's her is her husband someone famous?

I think her husband is also someone famous. He's like a rich ass. Look it up. Yeah, Matt Masimo He's like a fashion design.

Yeah, he does all like the target shit target. Let me see what he looks like. Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, mass. How do you spell that same?

I see no, I don't you all see how stupid I really am um Actually, he's actually I'm an executive at Lionsgate actually so he's no no, no, it's Michael Arburn's you all you need to get your facts straight if you're confused Oh, maybe that was the first husband. She's been married multiple times. Oh, Masimo damn. I'm sorry But I don't I can find the uh How do you spell his name?

I didn't see anything about Matt Matt Oh, Massimo m. Oh, S. I am Oh, and a it's all of the it's like targets brand It's like all the words. I am.

Oh, why am I not seeing anything? M. Oh, S. I'm oh, can you just send me a link of the picture of him?

I'm sure. Yep. Oh, you know, Julianne So here's the Here is you see let's get a look at this guy. Oh Oh, yeah, look at this what a handsome couple.

Oh, he's always fuck actually what the hell here I can't be the same guy. Okay. It's here. He's like damn.

I fuck this guy, but then here. He's like grandpa. What's up? Gramps are you she I think that is a No, it's not he's all this out the youth build that day.

He forgot to he forgot the What is that cheap ass hair die called hairs for men? Here's for men Then when we did a video the black right died on my hair just for just for men. Oh, I don't know that no women allowed Yeah, she met yeah, yeah It ended a baby force can treatment this month wait. What is going on with her age?

Are they the same age because she does not period of age much and he has aged like 50 years Right. How can you get me a different sonies guys? She is 54 years old and he is 75 now. He's younger than her She's you know what she's doing.

She's getting baby foreskin injection. I think so I think so holy smokes You know, it's usually the people complaining the opposite right that the man ages grace fleeing the woman does not Mm-hmm, but in this case I will say she that foreskin is going the good use dude I want to be surprised if she was literally drinking babies blood or some weird crazy shit crazy Yeah, here's the tweet from Sephora Hi there after careful review of recent developments. We have made a decision to end the Sephora collection partnership with Olivia J Yeah, that's active immediately bro that that hurt that is like millions Do we went to Sephora once I was trying to find beauty products? You can't even walk out of there without spending five hundred dollars It's ridiculous.

It's like the home wall can be empty, but Sephora is like a party There's a techno plane it always smells like ass Not actual ass, but you walk out of there like you know when you go to a bar and everybody's smoking and then all your clothes stink forever So it's kind of like that. It's like this horrible perfume. Yeah, and you can your clothes are just fucked. Yeah.

Yeah And I love this story. I love everything about it Family values Full house Yeah, now I guess some of those colleges are getting sued because the current students are like you you devalued our Yeah, that's an interesting point, you know, although I don't think that college it's it was the okay So it was apparently perpetrated by bad actors. Yeah, but how do you defraud a school that easily? I just photoshopped the kids face on you know I'm saying like it's bad easy if you're on the inside Dude one coach make 25 million bucks.

Yeah, that's crazy Like here's her daughter This is her most popular video. This is how she I guess got big is that she's friends with David Dobrik I have no idea how to do it. Don't break. This is her most popular video So I'm sure it was a huge boost for her, but here she is with her mom John Stamos looking like he just John Stamos looking like His planes about to go down or something like that face and and David Dobrik.

I really don't know how they match up here I can't even see if it's okay, so it's really over exposed. Yes cut that part by the way Here's my tip as a you to her cut that part the part where you're setting up the camera and talking about it being over exposed Not charming cut it They should be at 40 I think and these guys and they're like everything's content like us setting up the frame is content. All right Anyway I guess we've talked about this enough Michael Jackson we've talked extensively about Michael Jackson in previous episodes And I am not trying to judge up that conversation again I only want to point out one thing quickly that I noticed me and either we're at home watching There was this absolutely infamous documentary and from 2003 called living with Michael Jackson and me and you'll decided to go back and watch that Documentary it was fascinating a really terrific peek inside of Michael Jackson's life now here Yeah, that was that was you let up on the fascinating recently. Yeah I definitely ask there's no question.

It's coming in hot. I found really fascinating coming in very hot. It's way like it So we're watching oh, this isn't it. Oh, yeah, yeah, we did this whole remix Okay, you guys enjoy this Out to who's the upper chart Charlie stables if you're out there Thank you for sending that man.

I was the crack. Keep it coming man I love it so we're watching the documentary and I'm showing you the video only to show you that this is this is proof That this is because I show this is so my friends and they didn't believe that it was real So here's this I took on my own phone Michael Jackson sitting in front of this painting guy here He is so now you down to that you trust me and you know that it's real. Let me show you the picture itself This is a painting he commissioned That's in his living room and it's him naked pretty much and a bunch of little boys naked little boys What is going on with this? You guys you guys see that we are seeing yeah, so it's Michael Jackson With a bunch of angels little boys around I can hear them Why is that so impossible to frame up?

I zoom in and it gets smaller explain that Click on the one on the sent you we are killing it. Oh Okay, so here you go. So that's the real one. So what he's done is taking out Venus I guess I don't know anything about mythology, but he's like you know all these little boys there It's a birthgiving.

It's a motherly thing, right? So he's like let's take the mom out and it's about a maternal thing But now let's put in me jacked barely covering my dick with little boys So again, you're kind of missing the point of the original Michael and it's a little strange Can we all agree? It's a little strange that he has this in his living room even though to think he's innocent look at this and tell me boy That's that's a little strange. Let's hear.

Let's very normal Naked actually this is a little girl. I guess Isn't it the main subject in that well? I'm talking about the chair. Why is why am I looking at a statue of day?

Oh because they copied him Yeah, okay, but that's enough. So as I said it was a short little brief one So guys, thank you for watching our segment today on Michael Jackson. I hope you enjoyed it You guys your effects are too loud Yes, yes, yes, love our fans truly Such fun, I'm having such a fun time that day tree podcast So there you have it Oh, and then also to revisit another terrific subject that we had spoke about last week So as you know, I'm a huge huge fan of our Kelly's did you girl? Did you have your passport?

Did you get your shots? Did you get your passport? Did you get your shots girl? Would you like to come back with Rob to America?

I said did you get your passport boy, so we show did you get your shot on the full version? Yeah, that's what I'm bleeding up to Okay, yeah This is my favorite video on that whole goddamn internet and so what I found was the full version leading up to our Kelly going Did you get your passport did you get your shots girl? And so here you can kind of see a little more context. I enjoy it I mean I can't get enough of this video.

It's fantastic, but it's during new year So what you see on one side is fireworks going on did you be a little party perfect? Which is kind of the perfect setting for our Kelly to be like girl would you like to come back to America? So you're in your beginning new exactly new country exactly new cold Exactly. Mmm.

I love that they rehearsed this. There's like a bit and the backup singers are all queued up on it Let's settle down for a second now. It's like a preacher. I want to talk to you about Jesus.

Oh, I mean, I need a girlfriend There's fireworks There's a split screen for those who are listening there's fireworks going on on the left and our Kelly preaching on the right He has like 20 girlfriends. So I don't know what he's going on about and he doesn't allow breakups He means one of them ran away. Yeah, exactly Like she wanted to use the bathroom and I said girl you better wake one hour, you know, silly stuff I said girl, I'm gonna pee on you. She didn't want me to have a thing Like I'm only 15 Kelly girl, that's all enough for me.

She eat it I'm so up you You gotta be single you gotta have nobody in your life that cares about you won't notice that you're gone How single are you girl do you have a mom She ain't the ladies without a job or anybody to get back from your whereabouts to know you and talk to you Have a drink or something. We can just have something just put a chain on your leg have a snack Hmm This is so epic you guys have to appreciate what you're saying right? Let me think this is I love it I love the thing legendary. Thank you.

It's a lot. He's thinking hard on it. I'm so up. He belts on you got it Do you have the passport?

Girl would you like to come back with love to America that face Yes Anybody missed you if you came to America Do you mind it by this on you in America Man this is the best video on the internet and nobody could change my mind. Fuck. It's like such a throw watch It's like one of those super amazing songs from like a Disney movie like a really beautiful song the whole new world Yeah, yeah as well then yeah, that's what I'm thinking about it whole world with those chains on my legs Don't you dare close your eyes because I'm gonna pee in your eyeballs Did you have your passports do you have your shots wait? How do I get them?

It's a hard bean art Kelly here? All right, do I start on that note? I'm gonna go to Mr. Q.

I miss my You know I think it's coming up. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

Everybody buckle in seats on tight Here we go to do you have your passport? Did you get your shots girl? Would you like to come back with Rob to America? America Girl do you like piss play do you like scap play?

I hope you got your shots because you can get an affection in America Girl gonna lock you in my dungeon The black room the black room Yeah Now baby, let me think hard. I try to think baby. How do I get you from America? Or turn from Ethiopia to America and there's only one way You gotta give me your passport so I can shred it up when we arrive.

I got a sex called baby, and I'd like you to join Yes, you're gonna be having sex with a lot of ladies a lot of men So we got to check you for STDs and we got to make sure you get your shots girl Oh, I was getting near the end. Yeah, I just you look that was good. No, that was good. Good planning You know you want to do an impression?

No, I was gonna ask you to do the face that he does Oh, man, Rick, huh? The face is like did I just like I said it I hold it for a minute though You look so good Now honey, I'm gonna need you to get on the first flight over but have you checked yourself for polio? We don't want none of that Ebola back home near the girl so get that checked out. Yes Girl do you have HIV yes?

Because that's a no. I'm sorry, baby. You look good, though girl. Do you have syphilis in your brain?

I'm sorry girl That's a no for syphilis Chlamydia, that's curable. Let's think about it. Syphilis. Oh, it's curable, but I don't want it to get too far now girl Do you have gonorrhea that's curable gonorrhea's curable girl?

You just take a little antibiotics girl Do you have genital herpes that one's a little tougher to navigate up baby? I'm gonna have to pass on the gentle herpes girl Do you have HPV? Well, I don't I'm gonna pass on the HPV gently speaking girl. Do you have hepatitis A through C?

Yeah, I'm gonna pass on the hepatitis baby, but you look good good. Have a great life. Need the opiate What kind of disease can you catch from eating feces? Well, you're gonna want to get a shot against that girl What diseases can you catch from drinking?

You're gonna want to get shots for that baby. Yeah, not that I'm saying I'm gonna pee on you What the there's a shot you know I'm saying a shot look at that shot, right? What I mean is I'm in love with you So epic fireworks are going off girls are screaming their hands are in the air They want to come back to America America home of the free lid my basement and drink my pee Yeah, oh I find it interesting that everybody is like oh, yeah, R Kelly definitely is guilty, but MJ. Oh, there's no evidence the burden There's the same amount of Archali's not as likable But am I wrong and you guys can correct me if I'm wrong because I don't want to speak out of turn here But that people say oh, it's just their word against Michael's there's no actual evidence Well, I guess we are going to our videos of him with Yeah, the page of the tape.

Yeah, although we did get you got a good on that one. Yeah, you got a weirded somehow But the girl in the tape said it wasn't her. Oh, it's why I Spell so but that it but doesn't that correlate. It's like why would you lie about that everyone?

Okay? You know what let's not get into this guy My whole YouTube page is just my I know it's fascinating. I watch it last week. We did so much research.

Yeah, no, we didn't do any research in the comments Just watch it. I'm still in the research because it's just my whole feet and I'm done I'm watching it. I'm watching all these Michael Jackson stuff. I find it and I find it unendlessly fascinating Did you get your shots That's it's that not romantic.

Sorry if that's not romantic. I don't know what is do you have your passport? Did you get your shots? Okay?

Yeah, everyone's like no I was just thinking there's a we don't have headphones on we have no idea what it sounds like. Oh, I sound bomb like Well, you have the chat up and what are they saying? There's a shredder right now to be on There's no demanding shredder. It's coming.

It's in the work. So shredder doesn't come with us the office anymore He's just he's just sometimes but he's usually yeah, he's starting to get more restless when we bring you guys He's restless. He's a young lad. He's got a lot energy still got his balls So he's just he's got like a lot of testosterone.

He's got a lot of energy I mean he's the sweetest soul that ever graces plan. I love he is the light of my life. He's my heart my soul like everything Yep, I consider him my son my firstborn son to be frank He did get his shots. He did get his shots But he did yeah, maybe next time we should bring him though.

Yeah, that'd be fun No, but we have people like with him my mom goes in Texas Park. We have a we have a Someone there now. Yeah, I'm telling you it's ridiculous guys. Did you know that Shaq is in every freaking commercial?

This is not a conspiracy. I've been watching television with Eli. I've been watching a lot of stupid crap like shark tank and Well shark tank come on, but I'm fast enough to say that we don't watch a lot of television no and keep that in mind You're dead to me every time we see commercials. We see Shaq like every single time.

I was thinking of making a tweet I was like is it just me or Shaq in every other commercial on television and so I says okay Well, that's definitely seen a gold on commercial definitely seen a carnival cruise commercial I've definitely seen him in an icy hot commercial. I says to the guys in back Can you guys go find every recent and I'm just talking about like recent This is stuff that's on television right now. I'm not talking about historical but these and then so we put together this mega Completion of all the commercials Shaq is in recent memory. This guy is in every commercial on television.

Why is it? Is he just cheap is he easy to get a hold of I don't think it's cheap Yeah, Shaq's rich as hell, but I guess he's like everybody knows Shaq and he's available He's like I'll do a commercial for fucking anything. I think it's just that people love him So much that they'll actually buy whatever is telling them to buy he's got to be giving a good deal Let's watch this compilation Yeah So I'm Shaq I wake up cool, but this keeps gold bond Oreos Show you Krispy Kreme JC He has multiple like ads with each of these companies different ads I just pulled one I know he's in several carnival cruise General for his affordable auto insurance and everyone knows Shaq as a basketball Hall of Fame I bet you to know we're karate master You with oh Shaq I know you don't drive a Buick Jack does not drive a Buick and he does and he's definitely not insured by the general I'll tell you that I never understood general insurance. It's like the shiniest CGI General telling me to get his car insurance.

Why do all insurance companies have like a weird CGI? It's a really good observation, right? I think the money is relevant has like a parrot. What that F is going on there.

It's not Concerning conspiracy document about that but general by far has the absolute worst one the general looks I've been dumbfounded by that for a long time Shaq drives if Shaq drives a Buick then if Shaq drives a Buick then RK is innocent Wow If Shaq drives a Buick then the pope shits in his hat and eats it graphic to graphic It's a lot of pope comparison. I like because I like big okay I love the saying does the pope shit in the words. Yes, I love that because it's just so funny Well, I guess the original thing is if some so and so then I'm the pope right But then I like does so you say oh, are you going to move stay does the pope shit in the woods? Once like I don't know probably not but in my case yes, emphatic.

Yes Does the pope shit in his own mouth tell girl style? Yes I don't know where I'm going with this but the chef is an owner good guarantee that I Guarantee that I see hot I Very Beards commercial like what the hell like for real a beer commercial. I mean what hell my mojo always came from a beer Things were different. I'm gonna tell you fresh commercial.

Oh my god. I'm Shaq But what size does he wear we can't fit him we'd have to make it he's gotta be like six X L or something Hi, I'm Shaq and this is me and this is my friend Teddy bear You have to be some his commercial always like invariably corny I am Shaq and this is somehow charming at the same time. It's never like like the bad kind of cringe It's not the Shaq rules. I love Shaq.

It's not like Matthew McConaughey. Yeah Because Matthew McConaughey, it's not a self-awareness. It's like he's trying to be so fucking cool That's literally what he does and his Lincoln commercially goes And then there's one where he says I've never seen a girl cuz I've never seen that before and he goes He combines I have into one grunt And it's crazy And let's look at this vodka. This is not a joke.

Yeah, this vodka There's a lc LED screen that you can customize a message on it like who fucking cares of the ball about that What this is is the award winning with the world's only personal programmable LED display on the bottle By the way, this is a ring commercial friend of the show free product love ring I don't know why Shaq is blowing on his kids eardova But he's in a ring commercial This is I couldn't figure out what this one was he snipping soap with Kendrick Lamar. It's American Express. We found out I got some I was like man. There's always soap in a fortify these guys American Express.

They got big money You know and then this one was vitamin water. We also couldn't tell I'm sure we just scratched the surface too But like now that you know go watch television and you'll see that Shaq is in every other freaking commercial When I was putting that together I just had to stop at a certain point because it could have been like an hour long Confident if we did like every commercial. I mean, I'm sure I'm pretty sure he works for every brand I guess he doesn't have a Exclusivity clause it's almost like this is his career now. Yes No, he does a lot Shaq.

He's a he's a he's a brand Yeah, he's an entrepreneur, right? Yeah, he's a DJ he's an entrepreneur. He's a DJ He's cool funny. Yeah, I love Shaq.

I love that picture of him with his girlfriend I know we showed it before but it's fan fan nominal. I'm gonna pull it up again I don't care if you guys already saw it. It's like I came in Kendrick. Yeah, that's true Shaq and girlfriend Y'all I know I've talked about this before but I fucking love it.

So don't complain It's just as it's just as good as the our Kelly song so expect to hear that here Look at these guys on this. I'm mad and what that looks like in the bedroom. Oh She must be a dude. I mean my god.

He's big is probably the size of her whole thigh There's no way not to think that you can't call me. Oh, you're a perv like how else you think about anything else? Look at this fight. It's funny is the size of her thigh Oh, man, Shaq must have a challenging existence because he's so tall.

He's so huge I think that tall is cool to a point, you know, but the guy's like the guy's like how tall is Shaq? You guys looking up. I think he's seven one. That's that's pretty good.

Yeah, that's sick The world is not made for people that's all nope and neither are women Damn imagine God. How do they even damn like a 71324 pounds. It's a big dude. I'm she way three 24 God damn.

What is that like that must be like a What do you think about that? You know you have the same thought I do at least definitely cross my mind the cross your mind Not gonna lie about that. That's good. I don't want you to be a Why do you think his pants are so long?

He's got like weirdly long pants. You know why because those are because those are uh, those are Just long pants for normal dudes. That's all I can find Jesus Christ did yeah, there you have it. Oh, man, I closed my document.

I'm gonna do eeb Um How's everybody doing back there Ian talk to me and talk to me? I don't like when you get so quiet and I want to hear more from you We got a cameras for everybody too, right? Look at this. We got a camera.

Okay. There he is Is that beautiful baby boy us? That's it. We can switch back to no.

No. No. No. Keep it on Ian.

Don't switch back Don't switch back. I see me. I don't want to be on you. Ian can we we got zacking up too if no, but it stopped I will get to zack Why so embarrassed?

Why you so shy you wanted to be a stand-up comedian at one point in your life? So why do you why do you so camera verse? Well that career clearly failed. Yeah But you never really I feel like you tell me about the I mean how many times did you do stand up?

Um, maybe like seven or eight not that many. That's pretty good quick. The last time I did it was really embarrassing. Tell me about it.

I want to know now Yeah Well, I had this gag planned and it just kind of fell apart and that was the last time Don't come on. Don't stop and stop with the shortness. We're all interested. We all want to know what happened Uh, I'm like trying to switch and talk.

Um, oh, maybe I see just leave it on you. I'll make it easy Uh, well, I had this idea plan where you know people will like When they're giving a speech or something and they uh forget the words so they'll write on their hand Like a little note to remember their thing. So I did that and I was gonna go up and kind of act like I was forgetting my joke And then check my hand and then keep forgetting my joke and I wrote All over my entire body like wow. Yeah, so it was like it to the bit right there.

Wait, wait, hold on What does all over the body mean? Did you become the joke because you actually forgot or Wait, hold on You you was all over your arms all over your face like what are we talking about? It was all over both of my arms and my entire torso Uh this long joke and so I was gonna start like checking my hand and then slowly pull up and okay And then I was gonna keep going Reading this entire joke off my body and then it was gonna end with I start to unbutton my pants and then go oh, it's not that funny And then leave whoa, so that was the joke. It's a long dumb gag and so how long were you on stage?

Well, here's the thing I wrote this I went and bought markers and I wrote like a thing all over my body I have a photo of it somewhere and then I went to this comedy open mic and um It was in this tiny little room and it was so hot in there like I stepped in I was talking to the guy next to me I'm like is it hot in here is it doesn't mean it's like really warm. He's like it's not that bad um, but I started sweating and so I went I was getting close to going up and then I I was like two away and then I went to the bathroom just to check and my entire body was just blue ink I didn't melt it. So that is actually like you said the joke became super meta Yeah, so then I got paper towels and like the trash game was just filled with like blue ink Alien got shot in there or something and then I had to leave I had no joke. Oh, you didn't even go on stage No, it melted and there were no legible words anymore.

Did you just bounce before they even called you on? Yeah, I ran out and that was the last time Yeah, that's when I retired. That's not a bad attempt. I thought you were gonna be publicly humiliated But you know, no it I got out there before that could happen and did you ever have a good experience on stage?

Yeah, I had yeah a couple. It was all right. Got a couple laughs. Do you remember what are some jokes you wrote?

They got one not going down this way. Yeah, God. Everybody. I guarantee everybody wants to hear one of your jokes I have an idea for you.

You should try um powerpoint stand up comedy. That's not bad. Oh, yeah, yeah You already have a few fans you can take pictures of your body with the joke written on you on a powerpoint slide Be like here. Let me uh, I wrote the joke on myself Yeah, I have a photo of it.

Give me a I'm not I I'm not the stand up median Alright Ian, you're being too coy about all this. I just tell him give me a job. I want to hear one of your jokes No, no, no, no, no. You owe me that.

I don't think I do Does he owe me that? No, oh really? That's hard to tell a joke like that on the spot. Well, I okay An elephant and a monkey This is his big shot.

He's got the stage and he's you know what I'm saying? Like this is your big shot This could be the beginning of a beautiful thing for you Ian. I'm retired. I'm out of this game I gotta be so bad.

What all right? Zach, how are you? That's a soundboard. I didn't say that all right Um, no, that was you.

Zach, how how how's that? I'm doing very well. All right How are you? I'm fine man.

I'm here in the show. You're my garage Dan is doing great as always. We got cams on everyone back there. Look at us.

We're so efficient. Wow. We got a pretty complicated rig back there, right? Dan, it's uh, we keep leveling up We got how many cameras about one two three four and now we have four back there, right?

Yeah, actually five in there, right? Or we can do five in there. Yeah, we're right. We have a nine camera rig going right now live stream Uh, yeah, I mean, we're not using every camera right now, but uh potentially potentially.

That's pretty high level stuff. Pretty cool. What fucking killing it dude I don't think anyone in the game has nine cameras. I mean, I'm not gonna say that we make that doesn't mean anything about the quality of our content But the camera probably we're probably number one.

That should be our thing. The most most cameras in the game Ian Think about it. I'm not gonna press you anymore, but I love to just kind of two million. No, who's I'm not I'm just giving you your big break Yeah, yeah, sure.

All right. What else we got here today? Thank you guys for checking and I would just like to check in on the team back there Good people great people love them all really terrific Zach is about to go off to college. Zach did your parents bribed bribed anybody?

No, no, you're not getting in But there's kind of ways around it like you can write a check for a donation to the school And it doesn't necessarily mean you're kidding, but it's just like a wink wink donation. Did they do that? No? Yeah, I know some people who have done that.

I thought you were gonna be like there's other ways to get around it like studying Work your ass off, but I got shitty SAT scores. What's your SAT score? Do you mind? I know it's very private because people no This was like to you.

I'll tell you what I got on my SAT. What do you get? Well, let's start with Zach wait SAT It's different in Israel. I say to you's like you take it Uh, it's a sword to assess like kind of how good you you're how well educated you are simply yeah So we do have something that is real, but why did you need to do it for college?

You just use it as super poor. Yeah, I guess because I started art. I don't need to hey you have to do it every college Yeah, there's another one too. What's the other one that the uh, AC to ACT?

Uh, does everyone comfortable sharing their scores? I didn't take the SAT fuck that really It's awful by the way. It's so brutal I took the like practice one when I still had delusions that I would get into college And I did pretty well in that one actually I don't remember the score, but it was decent, but uh, but yeah, I mean my grades and high school were awful So I knew I don't have it. The thing is like the kids who get insanely good grades have like SAT prep courses and they study their ass off Yeah, it's the same in Israel.

You know my score. I got like a okay. I on the SAT. I got like a 1280 You didn't prepare though?

No, not at all before the change like when the man because it used to be the max was 1600 That's what it was 1600. It's like much the max is much higher now. Oh, I didn't know that it was 1600 was a perfect score. Right.

So 1280 was Okay If you didn't do it, perhaps I like to tell myself, you know that if I prepped I would have got that I'm much smarter than that reflects Basically the story and Zach anyone else want to compare you did way better than I did for real what you get? Well, I took it the first time and I got a 10 30 And then I did like this tutoring study program and I got a 10 20 I want my money back. This is why but I do very well in school right now That's why I went to a community college and hopefully transferring. You're a great student I think I think I cute test and I say it's all bullshit.

I keep this is bullshit. It is beyond bullshit I'll never take IQ test because it's only English and math, right? Yeah, I don't actually test any other like science or history or anything. No, it's all yeah, it's like logic, right?

Well, okay, the SAT is that's right It's written so you do like like like a read comprehension test and then you have to write an essay to and then they also test you on math But it's all it's like algebra up to calculus. So it gets really challenging if you don't know the math Yeah, so yeah, it's reading writing and math. So And then and then the other one the most the name of the other one ACT the ACT test you with like history and shit science science history. I actually did better on that one I'm not was it.

I'm really bad with history, but I'm good with math and that kind of stuff. Your numbers genius dude You remember everything I don't remember anything now though. Yeah, what happened when I met you let's remember everything And I still like think that you remember everything. I'm like you know, what's the number?

No, I do I do remember stuff, but I mean I don't remember anything from like algebra anymore from school algebra Well, I was just like not I mean like the the complicated the background theorem Oh my god college is so annoying dude The prep work is the most annoying part. I'm so glad that I'm not I still have nightmares that I wake up And I'm in college and like I have like the right an essay It was the worst. It's the worst. I hate school and I did five years at Santa Cruz.

Why did I do that? I can't say that I have this kind of nightmares anymore. I still do but don't you agree that school is like the worst It's the best part about being those that you don't have to go to fucking school The only good things about being I'm the opposite. I don't other work sucks.

That's even more like a normal job. I kind of like college Yeah, but your college was so boo-hinyon all you did was like paint and do sculptures and shit exactly so I don't have your experience But I we did have some like More theoretical classes, but they were interested my experience not but I was like freaking I was like But you guys do it at a different age too, and I think that makes a difference You that's a very good point like in this rally you will go to the army first you get all the Parting out of your system like the teenager craziness and I went to college when I was like 22 kind of already more mature. That's a really good point I'm not a charity level from 18 to 22 or a huge difference And then at that point also you you really go because you want to do this and not because you have to kind of So I think it's a different state of mind thing is I was like borderline suicidal in college because of my anxiety So yeah, that made a way worse button here. That's it Yeah, how about that shotgun but then do you guys apply what you learned in college?

Do your career today? No The college was important literally zero Well college was a great place to mature to learn to interact with people to manage your life and stuff like that But it's also really not because actually just being cast into the real world and being forced to get a job and pay your own rent and pay your own utility bills Is a way better learn probably like you know, yeah college you just coddling kids to do like delaying real life But um, I think the opportunities I did not have though. I think I was forced into a video art class that I was never going to take And that kind of led us into making videos and into youtube and oh there you go Sorry the whole avenue that we would have never taken I can confidently say that if you did not be forced to take that video art class Almost certainly we would not be entertainers. I never shot a video before that class never Um go college kids.

I don't know that I can recommend college though because yeah, it's just it becomes such a trap It really has become such a trap. I think if you are super if you know exactly what you want to do If you're like I definitely want to be a doctor. I definitely want to be a physicist I definitely want to do whatever it is and college is the next logical path Then it makes a lot of sense and you should definitely go do it But if you're like um, I don't really know what I want to do But I know that I'm probably supposed to go to college and I'll figure it out there That's when I think you should take a second thought and think about If there's other opportunities or other because in a lot of cases if you just go get a fucking job doing anything Save up some money think about your life mature a little bit Because when you go to college unless your parents pay for it, you're gonna come out with a lot of fucking debt And a degree that's not gonna help you most likely get a job Especially if you do arts like I did if you do a creative shit like I did I mean my god I studied creative writing for christ sake for five years if I just got a job and then Saved up money and then did writing as a passion in my free time I would have been I mean technically you'd be way better off But it's a lot about networking and meeting people. It's so hard to know I'm definitely conflicted on what I would recommend someone because you do you do learn stuff about Even if you have to write an essay about something you'll never have to know again Just having to write an essay is something that develops you Yeah, but I can say pretty much everyone I studied with in my class in art They are I still see them like on Facebook looking for a job or just that's the reality That's just nothing really came of it.

It's really hard. I mean we were super lucky that basically from my From my degree. I was able to get a job in Israel in America. Nobody gives a shit But in Israel actually was some credibility But same with me a lot of my friends.

I want to college. It's like, you know, they're waiting tables And it's not their fault. They're smart hardworking Dedicated mature people but the problem is that a college degree does not get you what it used to And a lot of our parents pushed us into going to college because that's the next logical step Because when they were kids you would go to college and you come out and you get a $50,000 per year job right out of college But sadly, that's not the case anymore and student debt is now become the biggest pool of debt in the country And student debt unlike other deaths is not forgivable through bankruptcy So you are you are going to be haunted by this debt that is forever Can't really understand that whole part because what I'm used to is so different. It's it's really affordable in Israel It's like $2,500 for a year.

Oh, Jesus. Yeah, so If you just have a part-time job or something you can pay by yourself That's what I did the problem with a lot of schools like and so I went to UC Santa Cruz So it cost $20,000 for or maybe it was like 15 for tuition alone Per year, but then let's say you're like I'm gonna get a job and I'm gonna pay for it myself First of all, if you want to get straight A's that's there's no fucking way to hold a full-time job and to do all the work where to get straight A's I was a shitty student so I could hold down a part-time job, but here's the other problem There are so many people looking for work in Santa Cruz because there was this huge university there I remember eating me and you know once went to a yogurt shop to get an application and the girls like I can give you an application But honestly, there's really no point because I have a stack of about 50 people that already gave me an application to work here Just for a yogurt shop making like you know minimum wage like it's six bucks an hour So the the possibility of actually working off a meaningful debt while in school is laughably ridiculous It's it's utterly ridiculous the notion that you can work off your student debt while in school. It's just so It's a fantasy. It's a pure fantasy Imagine working at a yogurt shop making $6 an hour and trying to pay off So and then because you can't pay to afford yourself You have to take a loan out for your cost of living You have to take a loan out for your rent for your food for everything So you're gonna end up spending $30,000 plus per year Because you have to pay for your school your food your living expenses because you there's no freaking way And then whenever these colleges are because they're so big and inflates the real estate and inflates all the prices So a place like Sand Cruz before the you see there You probably get a nice apartment for like $500 a month mean Ela.

We're paying this was 10 plus years ago now We were paying like 1500 bucks to share a house and we shared a room And maybe 900 before a room. Oh, I thought we're paying over a thousand That's after somebody came and slept on our couch to reduce our rent, isn't it? Maybe I think we were paying like we were paying over a thousand We were sharing a room And then we had some dudes sleeping on our couch to help offset the cost You know Because there's so many people so it's it's really a vicious cycle. It's just so brutal man It's so brutal and these mother fucking loan cocksuckers that are backed by the government I had a government backed loan at 11 percent the government gave me a loan for my education at 11 percent That's like illegal with like a dude that is so high 11 And then my low ones were six percent.

Do you know much interest I get? I'll make my savings account 0.02. So who's making money? I'm not making money from the end like what is going on?

Why am I not making interest in my savings account and then these loan people are paying charging me 11 percent? Are you fucking kidding me dude for student loans? It's higher for student loans than any other loans excluding like predatory like payday loans I really hope that changes here someday dude. I think this country is is approaching a colossal Corrects of a bunch of young people with trillion over trillion dollars of student that that they cannot get rid of with super high interest rates That they are just going to be absolutely Crushed.

I mean there's a whole generation of kids are going to be crushed That's 1.5 trillion plus now. It's the total student debt Past credit card past mortgage past car loans Right then you see that you operate that as far as uh amount of that air to how much total debt Yeah, let me see if I can find a chart got lots of charts here So I I mean I got I got the fantastically lucky to be able to be able to support myself I had student debt that I was fantastically fortunate to be able to pay off when we were in israel We were working immediately the first year in israel. We were both like let's just get rid of this debt because I hate knowing that I have any debt I had about 20 yours, but well, let me just tell you about ela. I had 22 000 of student debt and we weren't married at the time Um, we weren't even thinking about marriage at the time.

We were committed to each other though But ela we were both working and ela was fucking pulling in her money to pay off my student debt Yeah That's a real one, but then we paid it off Okay, that was that was amazing. I pay mine off in uh, I think three months almost there Oh, you're almost done with your stand? Yes, sir. We should go.

How much debt did you have? It honestly very low compared to what a lot of people have I think when it when it's the initial amount was um Like 25k. Yeah, I mean that's a lot. I mean, yeah, it's people.

Yeah people have way more. Yeah, what was your interest rate? Do you remember? Uh, I think it was around the same.

I think that's that below your Well, and they take advantage of the fact that kids don't understand anything I find that way they don't teach it in high school. So you know, it was like I didn't know that that was exactly I don't know. I didn't even look at the shit. I was like, I need the money So what do I have a moment and then years later?

I'm like 11% What? That is just so awful So I feel my heart really goes out to our generation the generation below us that are like seriously Because I'm thinking like at this point At least at our age like reaching the 30s You want to start thinking about buying a house and like oh, can be right for most people That's well before we started having the absolute fortune of making a really good living doing what we're doing now The thought of buying a house was like I might as well just win the lottery. Yeah, it was like what buy a house I've got a thousand dollars in my bank account. Yeah Buy a house.

I live in LA You're like you're trying to think like wait, so how much just the down payment because I have like 10,000 dollars Like if I save or like okay, no, this is what you do when you want to buy a house You're like okay So if I keep saving at my current thing and if I get a raise and everything's going great If I just keep saving for another 30 years, I'll be able to put it down payment and then I'll have the mortgage So by the time I'm 85 I should be able to pay off my mortgage Yeah, I can't wait for someone to make a real change here specifically here in America like Healthcare isn't staying like expensive and college. Yeah, they get you on all side The college one is super predatory because I mean education Well, and also I really do think that these universities and schools need to be their pricing needs to be Looked at because the way they price the education like if you look at the trend of prices from like the 80s Like my dad went to UCLA and he paid like He paid like a couple hundred bucks for a class. Yeah, same with my dad. You went to uh, you see San Diego And I got like a free ride.

Yeah, my dad. He went to you got a graduates or not a great He got a bachelor's degree from UCLA and he worked paid his whole way through it Came out without that had a degree. I mean it's that's just not why is that not possible anymore? Things didn't change.

I mean shit America the economy stronger than it's ever been We have more money and wealth in this country than we ever did before so what's why has that? Why is that still not possible? I don't get it. I don't understand but if you look at the trend of the prices from colleges It's gone up like 10 000 what's changed?

Administrators get paid a fucking shit ton more that's for sure So I don't know I don't know the college is the right choice because unfortunately It's just a racket at this point. It's hard because it's such a great thing. It is such a great experience But it's it's come to the point where you have to really weigh the pros and cons I wish there was less cons but you really have to weigh them because there's way too many cons now And that's just this reality It's a really it's just rich kids at college now kind of Like I knew a girl from my high school who went to the same college as me. She was an amazing student She worked her ass offs.

She got even a scholarship She was came from a poor family and she was working full-time to pay for college at the same time because she was broke And she dropped out because it was too stressful for her I remember I used to see her occasionally and say hi. How are you and she was like She was just like out of her mind and eventually she just dropped out because she was like I can't I just can't do all this. I think she just had to break down But I in my college days of all the hundreds of people I knew I didn't know anyone to work full-time I bear most of the people didn't even work at all probably like 90 percent didn't have a job So the parents were just paying for loans. Yeah Don't come come come come come Do you have your good grades?

Do you have your SATs? No girl would you like to get a loan from FAFSA? Let me start it over Girl do you have your SATs? Do you have your good grades?

Girl would you like to get a loan from FAFSA? FAFSA 11 percent Ooh, you'll be paying me back for life girl. Do you like getting your income deducted by 50? Okay, you can end it You get the idea Jake Paul guys Jake Paul's back with a fucking spicy new single.

Oh right the topic of the pocket Yeah, we've we took an hard Hard it's funny. It's the title I forgot. Yeah, I know People like why am I here again? So Jake Paul's out with a new single it's every day bro.

This one's called I'm single I guess he just broke up with his girlfriend and he's ready to fuck This is pretty much just an invitation for people on instagram to send him titty shots I'm single my DMs are open in other words. That's the whole title. Let's watch And that jacket is really douchey. And well that jacket is really Bro, it's not it's like you're in a straight jacket really come on What is that Matthew McConorain?

I could do a car commercial any day Hmm Do you really expect me to leave you walk around with that jacket? What is that jacket you owe? What's your take on that as a fashion designer? Um, I think it could look cool on someone else.

Oh, really? Okay. You like it? Oh, shit I'm single Row, we know who you are.

Fuck this. Listen, he goes That's that hypnosis Okay, what do you think of this outfit? This outfit you don't like no, I don't like anything because the way he wears it is so douchey Bro, why do I say I'm a farm? Like an old Ford.

What's with the fanny pack? Where are you going right now? I love he's like dude. I'm just a good old boy on the farm with my Mustang from the 60s But also I'm wearing Supreme an off-white fanny pack of a he-man hoodie Just a good old boy with a $10,000 outfit on He on the ramp the auto tunes fucking I always imagine the auto-tune machine like smoking and shooting sparks Working overdrive It's like a work it's time to do this thing that like a lot of rappers will do And it's it's a thing that you see a lot of people do today rappers like they kind of like sing not trying to sing like It's kind of like no effort right but it's not I mean they pull it off but Jackpot can't do it and it's just like It just it just sounds so bad Well, that's just your opinion because I think he has a beautiful voice.

I sorry. It says I'm down here at the bottom and sanity ward Revenge And My mind I feel like he's ripping someone off like it's a style. You're right It's he's trying to do like it's like he's trying to do a post Malone thing or something But it's like a lot of rappers do it now, but it's you know not jakeball. No, but he's single dude Imagine being attracted to jakeball.

So imagine the headspace would have to be in the one day jakeball It's like Matty B Matty B vibe and it's also for like a eight-year-old girl audience like I'm out on my mind Almost pretty spite for trees Wilson. I want to say I'm saying Win it but Tracey verse here. Yo My boy jake Yo, Patrice Wilson on the school bus It's three o'clock time for school to get out. I'm right behind this car with a cute girl Yeah, he always wraps about little girl and she like from Rebecca black.

You'll remember his first from that Should I pull that up? Wow, that's uh, that's a throwback. Let me pull it up real fast. You'll gotta see it Rebecca black Friday.

You all got to see this good shit, right? Hang on. I know exactly where it looks like so many times you guys This is what this video is missing is a patrice Wilson solo Or be Rebecca black so chillin in the front seat on the backside. I'm driving cool in fast lane switching lanes with a car by my side Whoo, mom, come on.

It's cool, but Friday We gonna have some fun. Come on y'all dude. That's a fire verse. How are you haters?

What happened to patrice? It's like it was kind of blowing up in there. Oh, he was huge Well, I'll tell you what happened. He fucking took it to him far with housing gold I was like saying what happened to the archbishop.

It's like you fucked him with kids, man That's what happened this guy went down the pope's like right-hand man the treasure of the The uh, I'm not saying it's a right man. Yeah, I'm just saying he took it too far with Allison gold You got her in like a little bikini and shit. Yeah, I do it. How do you go from Friday to crank it or shrink it?

Yeah, you know, let me watch this first thing because it's so fried. It's so fucking dope. That's impressive. I like I want to go on Man, the catholic church is a messed up place dude.

I'm not gonna back down from saying that It's I just want to not go there right now. I know I'm not ready for that. Okay. Well, I already you know, I've already been there But I'll I will say is this you look that's the treasure of the of the Vatican He was like number three.

Yeah went down hard for you. You know what? Yeah, damn. That's not systematic at all.

Fuck me, right? On the backside. I'm driving food in fast lane switching lanes What a beat We gonna have some fun y'all by the way, he's following a school bus at night Bro, why are you following a school bus? I forgot just how He's alleged the leg that any way back to the uh the point here that he's missing a petrisel You can't even write it like he does.

No, I'm behind the bar serving up kids. They're no way like how do you Like what happened is petrices the waiter and he comes with a milkshake and he's like yo, you're single You're single. You gotta have fun You gotta look out for number one, but make sure that when you put roofies in that smoothie You gotta put it in the tasteless the odorless kind I just need time Bro, I love that all of a sudden all these shit tier youtubers think they're rappers It's so transparent. It's like I don't know if it's a commentary itself on the music industry at this point, but it's like I can bet my life on that jake paul has no musical talent.

You don't need to bet. Okay. I'm not betting I think I think we have evidence. Okay, but so like all of these guys.