Daddy's home. Welcome back guys. It is call her daddy. Sex on the first date.
Oh, Sophia, sex on the first day. We've all done it. We've all been there. This podcast is called call her daddy.
So if you want to fuck on a first date, fuck on a first date. Absolutely. Yeah. Do you agree?
100%. We've said that in past episodes. If you guys want to fuck, fuck freely. I've been there.
Okay. There's passion. You guys have chemistry. You're vibing.
Things are getting hot and heavy. You both want to do it. Do it. With that said, people, you gotta be propotted.
Here we go. Sophia. You've got to be prepared to never hear from this guy ever again. Absolutely.
And that's just the tea. That's just the tea. That's what it is. Well, I think you and I have talked about that.
People write in and they're like, holy shit. I got ghosted. I fucked this guy on the first date. I'm so upset.
Listen, I think what we want to emphasize is that there is a chance even if you didn't fuck him on the first date, he was going to ghost you anyways. And so it's hard for girls sometimes because would you be more butt hurt if you walked away from that date? You hadn't fucked him. You're like, all right, I'll chalk it up as a loss.
He's ghosting me. But girls get way more butt hurt being like, I fucking spread my legs open. He entered me. He fucked me.
And now he's never going to talk to me again. It makes the stakes just way higher. Way higher. Because if he doesn't talk to you and you guys had not done anything, it's easier to brush that off.
Right. Basically, if you guys fucked, your ego might hurt a little. But the moral of it is that you'll never really know if it was because you fucked or because you didn't. So that's hard to move on from.
This is a really interesting topic because Alex and I have talked about this. Our backgrounds with that are so different. Well, and I think also just when we tell you guys this, think about yourself too. Think about your past.
Because I think everyone has different situations with how it goes if they fuck on a first date. It also depends on the guy. But just read your audience and read your past and what works and doesn't work for you. Me personally, in my experiences, I would say my last three boyfriends, my last three serious relationships, it started off us partying and raging together.
And then finally, like one night we hook up and then I mean, maybe we like continually hook up. But after that, then we're like, wait, we really like each other. Let's go on a date. Now that I'm saying that, like, okay, I know you already entered me, but like, let's get to know each other over this candle at dinner.
Legit. You're like, hi, we fucked. And now it's time for some sushi. That's appropriate.
But I mean. And that's, we always talk about how we're, we are a little different. We're so similar in so many aspects of life, but this specifically is just a little different for both of us because, so that happened for Sophia. And that's how a lot of your long-term relationships have started from partying, then hooking up.
I am completely different. Most of my longer term relationships have started where like I start texting a guy and then we start hanging out. And then eventually we'll fuck. And my whole thing, and listen.
You make them wait. I make them wait. And, and listen, this has nothing to do with being like a holy roller being like, I'm saving my shit for marriage. No.
Alex, no one would think that. Don't worry. Okay. Just let's take it further.
I'm not saving my shit for marriage. It's a personal choice. Okay, but no. So I basically have this thing that I've been doing since college.
I remember my best friend's brother told me and her, her and I, before we went to college, do not hook up with someone your first semester of college. And I took that shit to heart. And now to this day, I still use it because this is, this is what I do. I just don't, for my game personally, I don't like to give it up.
I like to make them work for it. I'm not a fucking tease, but I never have sex with them in like the first month to two months. Okay. Can you make them wait a month or two?
Yes. Are you doing other stuff? Sophia, of course. What is the Cooper special for if I don't put it to you?
No, no, no. Yeah. And so like, for example, I absolutely am getting some pee pee in my mouth, but I'm not, but I'm not letting it go in the V. And that's just, and again, I want to confirm I'm not judging any girls that are giving it up on the first night.
Mine's not about being like, I don't want to let him have it. It's literally me being like, I know this shit works. When I make a guy wait, the longer I make it wait, he just keeps coming back and coming back. And then that gives me the opportunity in that timeframe to basically get him obsessed with me.
So then that when we do fuck, I basically have full control of whether I want to take it to dating. I want to keep fucking. You're very calculated. I am so calculated.
And planned in what you're doing. I am. I'm more like, woo, let's get drunk. Woo, let's hook up.
Absolutely. Absolutely. Well, I think that's great. I really do.
But for, I also think it's very important that I am hooking up with these guys. I'm not fucking being a prude where they're like, this girl is the most boring bitch to hook up with. I am getting his dick wet just specifically with my mouth. Um, and he's going down.
Okay. But with that said, you don't want to pull out all the fucking stops. Exactly. That's what I was going to say.
Like that, like when you're hooking up with a guy for the first time, you don't want to pull out your Lisa Ann performance. Absolutely not. They don't deserve that yet. And we've said this a million times.
You can have great sex without being a total freak. Yeah. Listen, girls, there is just this double standard. And it's like every single time a girl goes to hook up with a guy for the first time, if you perform like a nasty ass freak in the bedroom, he, it may love it.
But afterwards he's going to go up to his friends and be like, they're gonna be like, how, how was it? And he's like, amazing fuck. She's nasty as shit. And then in their mind, yeah, I could never date her because they associate with nasty with having experience and being a slut.
Which is really fucked up. It's so fucked up. Honestly, like they are judging you. Like if you do a great performance, they're just automatically thinking like she must get around.
She's not life material. Fuck you. Maybe I watch a lot of fucking porn and my vibrator is my best goddamn friend. And I go to town on myself.
So I have a lot of pent up sexual energy. But we just keep it real, you guys. So that is a possibility. So with that said, if you really, really like this guy, then don't give him your grade A performance.
You know, save a little stuff for down the road. But girls do not lay there like a dead fish. Well, don't get it twisted. Never.
They listen to Call Her Daddy. Alex and I are not laying there like a dead fish. Okay, thank you. Because, go ahead.
I was just going to say, from my perspective, if I felt like I wanted to pull out all the stops on the first time and the guy like judged me for it, I also would be like, well, then he's not the guy for me. Oh, yeah. Fuck off. There's like different ways to look at it.
Wait, what was that girl that wrote into us? And she was like, I went to this guy's house and he fucked me. And then, but I didn't come. And what did she say?
She said that she like, oh, and he said, you never, he said, you don't call me daddy like when we're fucking. And after they fucked, like she grabbed up all of her shit and she was like, you are not daddy. I am daddy. And I am not here to make you come for something like that.
Like you're here to, you should be here to make me come. And left and walked out. I'm like, okay, hi, this girl needs to come on our podcast. We fucking love that shit.
So back to the whole thing. Guys, if you're hooking up with girls, if you're hooking up with a guy on the first date, go fucking into it. Give him a grade, like seven performance, but don't, I don't know, maybe go crazy. That reminds me of Big Luck Luck.
This is something I wanted to confirm about Big Luck Luck. I know, ladies, I gave you the double hand twist, gawk, gawk combo. We're getting sloppy. We're getting noises.
You're getting eye contact, double hands going different ways. Amazing. This is what I do though. And I want to make sure you guys start doing this too.
And I apologize that it's taking me this long to realize that I didn't tell you guys this. I don't ever give the guy the Gluck Gluck 9000 the first time we're hooking up. Fucking never. No.
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God. They sound so beautiful. They are. That is what we love here at Call Her Daddy.
Let's fucking talk about face fucking. So, well, actually, I feel like a lot of girls in the Daddy gang have reached out to us and said, guys, I don't know what to do. I have such a bad gag reflex. Yeah.
They're like brushing their teeth and they like almost throw up. They're like sticking their toothbrush back to try to practice for that night and they end up hurling all over. I've been there brushing the back of my tongue and I'm like, I won't be doing the glexi anytime soon. So with that being said, listen, face fucking is like not for everyone.
So like I'm not on here like, girls, get into it. And for guys, like I know some guys are just not into that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I don't know.
But so, face fucking. Let's talk about face fucking. Because I have a position I want to talk about that I think is really, really good for girls and really good for guys. So you just mentioned the head over the bed, which is not it, but we can talk about that in a minute.
Okay. Girls, envision yourself laying on your back like you're going to sleep and you get him on top of you and you pull him up basically to your face. Like as if you're, when you like go and they say like, oh, sit on my face, like he's basically sitting on your face. It's important that you have a pillow behind your head.
You don't want to be completely flat on a mattress. So your head's on the pillow, the guy's on top of you, and his dick goes in your mouth. Okay. Right.
Perfect. Classic. Yeah. Okay, great.
I figured it would go in the mouth. Perfect. So once he's in there, this is why I love this position. You are going to have your head up a little bit where your neck could get cramped a little bit, so you can go back and forth off the pillow a little bit.
But you raise your head a little bit off the pillow and he's going to start face fucking you basically. But you're going to put your hands on the back of his thighs. So to him, it's like, holy shit, she wants to take all of me. Like that's so hot.
And you're basically going to control his rhythm of the thrust. And that way, this is a position you can really fucking almost throw up. Like your gag reflex, because the angle. It's like the deep throat.
Yes, yes. So what you want to do is with your hands on the back of his thighs, you are almost, he's going to think it's so hot because you're taking control of his speed, but at the same time, you're almost helping yourself out because you're controlling it. The minute you feel, guys, like you are like, holy fuck, I cannot take this thing anymore. I am out of breath.
I can't breathe. I was going to say, like, girls, you need to know your limits. You know, like, I've been there before. I'm like, oh, my God.
If I don't, like, chill for a second and, like, get my hands involved. You start turning blue. I'm turning blue. Like, here I go.
But throwing up. Like, girls have gotten there before. Oh, the throwing up on the dick. Well, and I was going to say it happens.
And so when you're doing this, you need to be prepared. Like, okay, girls, while you're thrusting him forward, the best thing to do, why I'm telling you to have the pillow, is the minute you feel that you could possibly gag, you pull your head back to the pillow so that you pull out of his dick. Okay, that's why I told you if you're on the flat mattress, you're fucked. You're literally getting suffocated.
Oh, yeah. So have that little room. You're getting taken to the emergency room. So make sure you back up.
And then what's going to happen is you will start licking the side of his piece, go down to his balls, like, start licking the tip. And this is the position, girls, I know sometimes we say don't always keep eye contact. This position is 100% eye contact. When a guy is looking down at you and he sees his whole fucking dick in your mouth in that position, like seeing your eyes looking up at him, it's like a banana shoving into you.
You know what I mean? Oh, of course I do. It's so hot to him, guys. And you, listen, you just need to make sure that you are taking it in certain ways and you are stopping when you're ready.
Yeah. And a guy is going to freak the fuck out. And the more sloppy you can get with it, the better. Any blowjob.
But try this position. Just be mindful you could throw up. I was thinking about the position where you, like, lay flat on the bed with, like, on your back and then you have your head dangling off. And then that is, like, an actual face fuck.
Where, like, you literally just hang your mouth open. Like, literally, head upside down like Spider-Man kiss. Except you're kissing his dick. You're kissing his wiener instead.
And, like, that, like, you can actually pass out. Because that's a full skull-fucking situation. I was going to say, that is, like, I personally don't like that position for girls because you, at that very moment, ladies, lose all control. Like, he's actually fucking your face.
And you can't pull away. Yeah. You're going to pull. Like, you have no room.
That's when you throw up. That is when you throw up on a dick, which is so common. It is. And that's what I want to tell everyone.
It is so common. And guys are like, ew, it's so gross. And I'm like, it can happen if she's trying to deep-throat you like an animal. It's like when you're having anal.
Right. Like, you might get poop on your dick. And that has to be the risk you're willing to take because you're trying to fuck her up. You're trying to fuck her throat.
Like, some throw-up might come out. But it is, listen, on the guys. Poop dick. Throw-up dick.
I used to call people that in middle school. Okay. Let's move on. The throw-up thing, guys.
Listen, girls. I'm going to get to it in a minute. Guys, I understand it's fucking nasty. Like, I get it.
Girls, it has happened to the best of us. You throw up. The difference in the throw-up. There are some girls, I literally have read people writing in and being like, I fucking hurled all over him.
All on his stomach. That's a full throw-up situation. That's when you need to pop up and be like, let's go to the shower. Yeah, I was going to say that.
Yeah. You gotta, you gotta almost, there, when guys, if something gross happens during sex, a lot of time guys are like, what the fuck do I do? That's when you grab your man. You don't even give him a chance to freak out.
You're like, all right, babe, let's go to the shower. Come on, let's go to the shower. You can freak out later. He can freak out later.
But get him in the shower. But if it's just, you know, a little bit comes up through your esophagus and into your mouth, just use it as lube. That's disgust, it might be a little chunkier than regular lube. A little bit warmer than lube.
But you just gotta do it. And if you can, you just slurp it back down and you just keep going at it like the champ that you are. Because, I mean, what are you gonna do, really, at that point? No, listen.
You're like, oh my God. I was gonna say, when you're younger, you know how you like cry when you throw up and you need your mom to, like, rub your back. Like, baby, just rub your, like, get the fuck out of my face. I don't give a fuck if you just throw up on my dick.
That happened to the milf hunter, didn't it? Yes. Oh, male X milf hunter. The man, the myth, the legend.
He was telling me a story, guys. He said he fucked this broad so great. They were passed out, basically. She was a cum savage, a psycho.
She got on top of him right after and literally started sucking his soft dick. And she was like, I want it again. And he's like, all right. All right, here we go.
I'm not really in the mood, but okay. And she starts sucking his dick until it gets hard. And she's going And she's naked. I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
Like, what did he do? She's like, nothing. It was unbelievable. Great sex, but I just don't want to see him again.
And I was like, wait, what? She's like, I do not want to see this man again. And I'm like, okay, but what the fuck, dude? Like this guy's in our apartment.
Like, what are you going to do? She's like, no, no, I took care of it. I'm like, what the fuck do you mean you took care of it? She's like, I wrote on a post-it note and I said, thanks for last night.
Sorry, but I need to be alone right now. You can let yourself out. And then she left her number at the bottom. Didn't she put it on his head?
Didn't she do that? She put the post-it note on his forehead and left him in the bedroom and came in here. Honestly, it's not that crazy because if you need to make sure that this guy sees the post-it note, like where else are you gonna put it on his dick? Exactly.
She was like, he better know. On the forehead. And he'll let himself out. So we're laying there and we were freaking out though because we hear him get up and he opens the door.
We hear him walk around the apartment. At this point, I'm like, this bitch is about to steal everything. Like this guy is just on a shopping spree. He's walking out with some jersey.
And I'm like, honestly, you're quite fucked up. Honestly, like, take what you need and we'll just replace it. Get the fuck out. Get the fuck out.
So, the best part of this story. You guys, this man wrote in to call her daddy a couple weeks ago, a year later. A year later, I'm sitting in my bed. I am reading the call her daddy questions you guys write into the site.
Yes. And I scream in our apartment. I'm like, Sophia. I run into your room and you're like, the guy that hooked up with my friend in my ex-boyfriend's apartment that got the post-it note on his forehead wrote in.
So, guys, I want to. And you have to read it. Yeah, I took a little snippet. He basically told the whole story.
And he ended up saying towards the end, he was like, I was sober enough when we got back. I finally recognized who you were and which athlete's apartment I was in. So, it turned out he did know. He knew both.
He did know. He fucking knew. If you went into that apartment, you would know. So, then he said, funniest part was I woke up alone, completely naked with a post-it note on my head saying that the girl needed to be alone and went into the other room to pass out.
To top it off, she only gave me six digits. This leads me to my question. Can you get me that last digit from the girl I plugged over a year ago? Thank you for the memorable night.
Shit was epic. She only left six digits. There's a missing digit. Dude, I text her.
I'm like, what the fuck? She's like, honestly, I don't even know. I was so fucking hammered still. Whatever.
But that was the funniest fucking thing. I'm like, the fact that she had the post-night clarity in the morning. She's like, I don't want to fucking see him. I don't want to talk to him ever again.
I mean, I'm surprised she fucking lasted until the morning. I mean, my post-night clarity is like a guy's. I'm like, literally, after I'm done, a guy goes to get me a glass of water. And when he comes back, I'm like, putting my pants on.
And I'm like, oh my God, my Uber's outside. Thanks for the water. Gotta go. Dude, you.
Okay, Sophia. You literally. Well, I think it was like three months, four months ago. Sophia was hooking up with this guy consistently.
Oh. And you would be out. I'm like, going on a date with this guy. I'm like, okay, have fun.
You're going to sleep there. Sophia's walking in at 3 a.m., 5 a.m., 12. Like every night that she went out with this dude. She's rolling in.
I'm like, why the fuck are you not staying? That was for real. Like I was out of there. One time I was putting my clothes on to leave.
And he was like, no. He was like, nope. You are laying back down and you're spending the night with me. Like this is getting out of control.
Because dude, like you, at that point, I feel like you kind of take over control. Because the dude's like, all right, I'm fucking you. And it's the whole thing we say with girls. High five the dude and peace the fuck out.
And they're just like, what? What the fuck? You know what it is? I'm not trying to be cool.
I'm not trying to like play a game with this guy. I don't want to sleep in bed with a guy I'm not comfortable with. Can you agree with me on that? Do you remember?
Absolutely. Do you remember the guy I was kind of hooking up with a few months ago? And he, well, we were, I wouldn't say we were about to start like dating, but we were more serious. And so I, I don't know why the fuck I did it, but I stayed over one night.
I'm like, all right, I'm going to just stay. I'm going to ask it. Sometimes I feel obligated too. Right.
Um, he's buying me enough dinners. He's taking me out enough. He gets a sleepover. He gets a slumber party.
So I sleep there and I don't sleep a fucking minute, guys. I am laying there like the little mummy in my couch. I'm like, da da doo. I'm like counting the hours.
I'm checking my phone. I'm looking at him sleeping. So I remember, do you remember the one day I texted you and I'm like, Sophia, I am losing my fucking mind. It's 6 a.m.
I need to get the fuck out of here. Alex texted me and she's like, you're going to call me and you're going to say you're locked out of the apartment. And I'm going to answer the phone so I can leave. And I didn't even text her back.
I was like, hey, Alex, I'm locked out of the apartment. Want to come by? Meanwhile, I put my phone directly next to that motherfucker's head. Put it on loud.
And so it goes off and he's like, oh. And I'm like, oh my God. Whose phone is that? Pretending like I don't know goddamn well.
I just fucking texted you and you blow me up. I'm not the type of shit. I don't think guys would ever know girls do that on purpose. I mean, oh my God, there is nothing more irritating than when you're laying there and the guy is sound asleep and you know that you will not be able to go to sleep.
Like, it pisses me off on a level that is not normal for something that's so natural to happen. Why do girls do this and not guys? Girls, I don't know if it's just Sophia and I. I think it's every girl.
We need attention. I don't know what it is. I don't want him to be asleep until I'm asleep. Oh my God.
If I am like laying there and I look over and he is sound asleep and he's making that little peaceful face, I want to fucking punch him in the head. Like, this is, here we go, Sophia. I used to do this with my ex-boyfriend. Like, I would do the classic, like, kind of, like, smack him a little bit.
Like, plug his nose. Like, do stuff so he'd, like, be like, what, what? Like, whatever. To wake him up.
That's not enough. It wasn't enough. Never. And so what I started to do.
Jesus Christ. Here she comes, guys. Bring it. I would be like, babe, babe, babe, I just heard a noise.
Like, I'm terrified. There's someone downstairs. It was so scary. Like, please, please go check on him.
He would be like, babe, I'm asleep. Like, it's fine. I'd be like, please, please, do you love me? And he would go downstairs, babe.
And he's like, oh my God. I'm like, please. So he would stand up, go downstairs, like, look around. And so by the time he's back up to our room, he had gotten up, was walking around the house, and he's awake.
And you've got him awake. And you're like, babe. I know I'll take him way longer to fall back asleep than if you just, like, did a little slap. Do you know what I mean?
Babe, what are you up to? Want to watch a movie? Want to play a board game? I'm like, oh my God.
I'm like, you're awake. I'm like, me too. Like, I couldn't fall asleep either. Like, what should we do?
Let's put on a show. He's like, no, guys, that is the thing. You have to get them to stand up. They have to stand up.
That's the key. That's the key. Say, babe, I heard a noise. Babe, someone's in the house.
It doesn't matter. You've got to make him do a lap. And by the time you're back to the room, they are awake. And you're like, I told my boyfriend that he started to get.
Oh, God. This is fucked never really wanted to go down on girls, but that he was just kind of fucking because he said, I know I'm great at fucking. I know my go to position, but eating a girl out is something I'm not as confident in. And so I kind of straight away from it.
And I think, listen, guys have a lot of guys in their egos get bruised so easily, especially when it comes to sexual things. So girls, if you want to tell your guys something, you can't be so direct with them because imagine if your dude was like, you fucking suck at giving head. Like that's not what anyone wants to hear sexual shit because then what happens is the minute he then goes down on you the next time, he's insecure thinking, oh my God, does she think this one sucks? Be positive.
Just say you want to switch it up and try something and blame it on Call Her Daddy and show them episode five, the cooch cobbler combo. I mean, baby, that shit is real and you will be wetter than ever. Guys, I think that's it. Another Wednesday down.
Daddy gang. I mean, it's December. Oh my God. We're getting close to New Year's.
There's so many episodes we have coming up. There's so much content we can't wait. Thank you guys for listening to this episode. We love you guys.
We will see you next Wednesday. Bye daddy gang. Do you hear that? That's the sound of a butcher cutting through his costs.
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