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EPISODE · Oct 6, 2023 · 1H 25M

#144 Turbo Tavern 25: Okturbofest

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Join Ryan and Matt in celebrating the legendary german beer festival known as: OK-TURBO-FEST!!! Enjoy... ...We didn't.

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Everyone, especially Cajun, so we're having 25. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. Bill Carmen! Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.

I should've researched the name. You should've researched the name. You always have. Is it your establishment?

Have you got a pop-up shop in Munich? No, we're in. I'm sorry, we're in Munich. Yeah.

Hello. Live. We've gone away. We're literally there.

Now on our holiday. You can hear the people in the background. You can hear the lady hoses. That's a lady.

That's a lady. That's a lady. We're always together. That's a sausages.

That sausages is in a way. You can hear the pickles. Get to that. It's a curry burst.

What I like the most about curry burst, apart from the flavour and dipping it and everything like that. I like it on a shit plate. I want a circular plate. Shit plate.

I can have a nice amount of sauce on there. I can just give a good dab on it. Don't give me a fancy cardboard thing. I don't want a branded cardboard thing.

I want a shit plate. Cardboard or polystyrene. Don't mind. I don't want a paper.

I can only use silver plates or an open egg with anything. Yeah, ceramic. So just. Yeah, before we start, everything should be in grass and shit, shouldn't it?

Because if it smashes, it goes back into the air. But it seems like that's an old thing, an old time you think you do. Even though we're so conscious now of looking after the turtles. Well, that's come on now.

We don't need to get in deep in this. Everyone likes turtles. Yeah, I like them. I love the turtles.

Even our other ones. See, ninja or whatever. Whatever their profession is. It doesn't matter.

We like the fucking turtles. God, this happens to be the worst. Well, it could be the best. It could be the worst.

It's going to be the worst. It's going to be the last one. That would be brilliant. Well, it's going to be better than that.

Yeah, it doesn't have so much cold coming. But after a few octoberbears. Octoberbears. Octoberbears.

Should have been the last week. Who Christmas last time? We are relevant. We're on the side, guys.

We will. This should be released before Octoberb finishes. I reckon so. I mean, it's live, we're live.

We're live. We're live, we're live. So we get it finished in fucking out there before the end of October. I think the end of it.

What? The end of it. Yeah. It starts on October and you're doing this.

Yeah, October. In October. So banging the money, banging the money. So just get yourself...

Get yourself some octoberbears and drink along with us. Make a line of it. Yeah, treat yourself! your special day.

Do what you need to do. Don't we need to do. Anyway, welcome to the Turbo Tavern. Come on!

Come on! Don't do that all the way through. That's going to get tired. Very, very fun.

And we have got one German thisler in it and he might upset him. We had to be fair recently. I didn't look at it. We did have a couple of German, some people in Germany.

After this potentially not. Or potentially 10 more. Maybe more. They're here.

And I think those guys are. So all you German listeners. Me and Carmel. Come on.

Fuck it out. Right. Come on. We've got a lot of discussion before.

We're not really October 1st via a fishy-arnos. So we're just going to kick off with what we got straight away. And we pretty much got six laggards in front of us. That's never happened on October 4th.

So we'll see what happens there. First up for you, I've got the Lowenbrowel Monchen October 1st via. So it's an October 1st via. Is it got percentage on their mate?

German percentage on their mate? German percentage on their mate? Maybe in Germany you don't need a percentage on their mate. Maybe not.

If you could say it in German mate, that'd be. That's right. That's German. Yeah.

I think it's Alkow3. Alkow3, are you right, Kine? Yeah. But it does have a nice gold lion.

It's got a gold lion on it, yeah. Which makes it look cheaper than more expensive, in my opinion. Yes. It's weird.

Here we go. I'm here at Corrie. Looks like piss laggards mate. It's like...

It's like... It's laggardly. I'll give it that. It's just...

Fuckin' hell. Yeah. Cheers. There you go.

What did you ever say for cheers? We should... Right in, let us know what the German say for cheers. No, live streamers, now.

We need to know now. We need to say it. Thank you laggards. We do have a couple of magic rocks in the fridge at the moment.

Woo, woo! So we need some help, we can always just throw a couple of guest appearances in it. Fucking hell. That means the laggards.

Cheers in German. This is the educational part of the... It's your favorite part. Er...

Frost. Frost. Frost. If we're playing audio already, it's only like 5 minutes in.

This is gonna be a long... Frost. Frost. Frost.

Frost. Oh. I don't think you had that. I'm Gati straight away as well.

It's a lager ladies and gentlemen. It's lager, those. Right, I've always wanted to go to October 1st and we're here now so I'm having a good time. You're already treating yourself.

The only thing that kind of stops me from going is don't you're wrong, I've drank fucking shit in the lager my time. I've got a black belt. Double black belt man, you've got a double black belt as well. You've done it.

Dang it, I'm a wall man. Yeah, it is on the wall, not on your person because you don't need it anymore. You don't touch lager. This is exactly kind of the reason why you wouldn't want to go to October 1st is because you will be drinking this in a two pint fucking glass next to a fucking bunch of people you don't know drinking this and then everyone's looking at each other wondering why they just spent the morning to quit getting the music.

John, I have a good time. Try it. That's why you wear the lager. I went to Berlin, I went to Berlin the first time I'd been.

They had a beer festival there. The big thing is all down the fucking street now they had sausages, pickles and all the different beer tents. But they had like, I mean they did that fucking all the beer you could think of. They had the fucking wheat beer, they had the sours, they had the fucking rabbles, they had lager, they had the fucking stouts, that was like a really good, I mean it was a really good time.

But it felt like there was a more, there wasn't like you say two fucking stones and a fucking disc. Right. And pretzels, and pretzels. But only the reason why I was watching this clip of Arnie the other day.

I know he's Austrian right? Chill out but it's the same fucking difference really. and he's coming in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're snoring. But he was saying that he'd open his fridge up and he'd have a rattle in there. Oh yeah. He goes, this is a German-style beer with a lemonade and beer together.

It's my secret protein ingredient, whatever. And he's like, is it really only? But whatever, it's a good little bit you did there. But he likes a rattler.

Hey, what's a rattler? He's a drinker than a, he's like fucking, they're like fucking, they're like a fan-turned fucking beer, and they're like fucking, like what's another fucking juice, they're like a fucking, not coke. But like a fruitie, something like a little fucking beer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They'll have any slime in it. Yeah, but any sort of busy pot you could think of, they'd stick a beer with it. So it's not just like a lemonade. It's not a rabbit-hand, just a lemonade.

It's only like a fucking fan-a-rabbit and shit. Yeah, I mean, what I probably should have done, is buy in the October best set, if you will, with the complimentary glass, it isn't a clover glass, it didn't know about it. I think that was another beer on the list. But go to beermerchins.com and you'll get the same thing.

You'll get the same thing. You know, it is a beer you will drink in Europe, right? Yeah, and maybe this is me being a bit of a pompous UK motherfucker, right, right now. We do make some fucking good beers over here, right?

We do make some good beers, you know, including fucking the Volkswagen motherfuckers up north. I'm talking about the rebels over the border over there as well. You've got to learn England and fucking, oh, you're a nanware. They're holding a great...

There's some good beers coming out of this island. And I would put them up against any of them. If this is what Germany's got their fucking offer, this beer. The thing is, there'd be the German people listening to that and they'd be saying, they're just drinking Carly, Foster's, Cronenberg, Stella and Coldberg.

Why are they just drinking that? And then saying, that's not a good thing. It's like if we had fucking... It's a July fest, they were really in, that's always a thing.

And it's like, we got beers from all of the different breweries. And we've got to cross that across the world. They're like, oh yeah, they drink Carly. Someone just got six cans of Carly and this is the UK July fest fucking pack.

Yeah, English beer is a shit. So, yeah, apology to Germany. And I love you. I've always had a good time in Germany, but it was a good time for Germans.

I probably would appreciate it until the first more. Maybe you did in Berlin. I suppose there's a lot of shnall people tourists over there in Berlin enjoying that situation. But you've got to get that in October fest as well.

Whereas I'd be wanting to go to the deep dark places in Munich that are the tourist drafts with real Germans. In a real beer. Drinking a real beer. Like the bar in X-Men, the first class where fucking Magneto, fast-fumber, stabs at...

He's the... stabs at the point of hand, whatever. He's the pig farmer in the... Yeah, the tailor.

Yeah, the tailor in it. I've never seen him eat a pig. The tailor in a pig farmer, they've given him shit. He shows him his fucking digits.

Then he shows him his... It's Jewish digits. I mean, I'm here to fucking... I'm here to fucking Magneto's.

He does, yeah. But that's the pub I'd like to be in. Yeah. Do you see that happen?

No, no, because I think I... You're leaving then, yeah. Are you really riding that out? No, I'd stay.

I'm not the one that's getting fucked up. I sit there. What are those two men get killed? I'm having a minute.

I'm not being a problem. I suppose if you kind of just like nod it towards... Yeah, I mean, it looks at me. I'll just rake my point and go.

I'm not getting involved in that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I suppose... I've got half a point and half a thing.

You're going to go and have a point and half an event with your style. Exactly. I'm not going to go and have a point. I'm going to go and have a point and I've been killed.

I fucking police all the way before we get to come in the best game. I'll just say, well, some shit happened and some magnets flew around. I've had like 15 points, basically. Which you want from a pint?

I know he's murdered a couple of people, but he's insinuating that they... He's insinuating that they... I mean, if I was in that situation and you saw him show his digits and then killed to German, you'd be like, there's a story behind that, wouldn't they? I mean, you think there's more to it, so you'd be a bit like, I'm letting that right.

Yeah, I'm going to go and have a point afterwards. I've always had a kind of encroaching on his evening team. That's right, doing that. No, I'm letting.

I'm letting. If he came over and sat down and we got talking, he'd be like, obviously... You're not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

I get him a point. But if he was just there over the dead bodies and then he went, well, I'm leaving now before anything kicks off. I won't run after him. No, let me get you a point.

Would you say? Well, I'll never, I'll never really do it. I'm not really because the police are probably going to come in the best game. So, just don't worry about it.

It's fine. I thought I'd offer. I'm not going to be a bit prick about it. I'm just kicking off the apple.

I just thought, I saw you. I thought, he seems alright. I just want to fucking be here and you'll fucking throw me back in my face. So, fuck you then, man.

You're a magnet, man. You're a magnet, man. Don't blame your fucking magnet, you magnet cunt. Go on.

Come in, fucking, kill me, fucking German. You're a magnet, twat. This beer isn't getting better. It's not getting better.

No, I was discussing before we came on with one of our producers. If this was going to be a two-part one on me. Oh, yeah. It could well be because this is normally in this situation we've had a lovely little sour and we'll get it.

You've got your down. I'm just going to go for it. I'm just going to get down. Yeah, but I'll tell you now.

I can feel those bubbles coming. It's going to be a gassy eating, ladies and gentlemen. Fuck me, that's terrible. I'm telling you right now, that beer's shit.

That was terrible. Well, I said it looked fucking cheap. You were right. That was the...

But do you reckon like when they did it? Because if you'd have thought if someone was doing October 1st beer they'd do the best beer they could to showcase October 1st beer. No, because I think you've got to remember most people that drink beer and go for the beers. All these tourists that want the beers.

They're interested in the taste of something. When I was in Bulgaria, the fucking snowballing, I don't touch the draft. Oh yeah. The Bulgarian beer, if you want to touch that Bulgarian beer, you might fucking guess.

Do it. I drink the stellar out of bottles in the fridge. The bottles again, it's cost me a shit load and I'll have to buy two of them at a time to make a pint. I'd still rather that than touch that draft because I know what happens.

You go, you do. After every pint and then the next day you are pumpfins. Let it right in the centre. You're told at bowl mate, it's what they call it, Jackson Pollock fucking paint.

Yeah, Jackson Pollock. Yeah. It's got a few colours in there as well, probably got a bit of blood in there as well, I'm sure. Fucking hell.

Yeah, to be fair, we've all been there ladies and gentlemen. We've all joined to the point where they've put him in his mottie colour. Yeah. So that was great.

That was really good. This is a really good idea, but a 25th anniversary in the Turbo time. Yeah, it's really insane. That's why we come to fucking Milk Doberfest, because it's number 21.

Yeah, we can close the tavern up mate. I want to be all the days mate. I'm making no money this fucking month. I mean, I'll close up the fucking tavern itself.

Anyway, moving on. We've got Paul Ainer Mootch Munchen, Paul Ainer Octoberfest. It's another Octoberfest, be a ladies and gentlemen. I know you know, I know so far.

This one is, I can't even see what the fucking present is. Maybe they're in fucking matter. I would say it's about 5% person. Oh, is that one there?

Just down there? No, that's... Oh yeah, 6%! 6%!

You're good there, but it's got a little fucking bearded fellow on there. It's got Jono. Yeah, yeah, it is a little bit of a Jono in there. It's got a...

Jono was a monk maybe. With a red background and a blue circle around. And some fucking big old girls serving some beer in the background. Yeah, this does look like, I mean, this is a proper Octoberfest brand, it's a very, very small.

They do have one there. They do have one there. I mean, you can see it. It's right there.

Right there. Sorry, sorry. We're on it. Like Rick Mailen, Adrian Edmondson.

We're on it at the moment. It's lovely up here. It is all about table from up here. Yeah, oh God.

Brilliant. Brilliant. We've got some lovely beers up here apparently as well. I can keep telling you.

Fuck you now. That's frosted, mate. That's my hope. That's my hope.

Oh, frost. Well, come on. Blue gums. You're a little dewy.

So you said you've been watching Hello, hello. We're 20 minutes in, so we need it. It's the same beer. Yeah, I mean, I said, just top air.

I said to rise, I started watching Hello, hello. I mean, how would you describe it? If you're on a certain age, because you've got to be off a certain age. If you've never seen Hello, hello before, like, it's essentially, you know what the second world war is.

Everyone knows what the second world war is. Dude, that's the question. It's essentially, as a cafe owner, it's a cafe owner. It's essentially, as a cafe owner, in the second world war, and all he really wants to do is bang the waitresses that work in his cafe.

And fair play to him. Yeah, pretty bang time to him. No, you're not knocking him. But that's all he wants to do.

But the problem is, he keeps getting involved with the fucking French resistance and German Nazis, or wanting to help with this fucking picture with all of the big movies. And like, slipping that in, and this is a comedy, by the way. Oh, it's amazing. So slipping this into a comedy, this vessel.

I think it's great, because I think you should be able to do that sort of stuff. Don't get wrong. I'm sure there's a lot of people that will be like, actually, it's quite distasteful. You shouldn't be joking about that sort of subject matter.

I would disagree. I'd say you need to get in touch with him. Yeah, it's like, it's like, and these things, I think people have earned the right to be able to laugh at those things. You're not laughing at the concentration camps.

You're not laughing at people making a guy. You're laughing at a German officer, things like that. You're making little enugene. Yeah, and it's all people on Tundu enugene.

It was based on, I can't remember, there was a pro, like a serious programme. Cool. I can't remember what it's fucking name, but it was essentially the same sort of thing. There's a guy in like, Bens World War II in France who was working in the resistance and all that sort of stuff.

He was like a hero. This was kind of riffing off that, like taking the piss out of that. Real like in the fucking company. I mean, it's Pan-O-F, his classic art is 1980s, Pan-O-D-V.

Everyone speaks in, everyone's talking English. But if I'm from Germany, that was in Germany. I'm from Germany. I said, yeah, I mean, I live here from France, you're dropping your fucking 80s.

So you're like, a lot of love. I am Renee Atoua from France, and I am a speaking French. And you finish up with, oh, you're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It's Italian fellow.

He's like, ee, what a moment. Everybody move in the moment. Everybody use your hands. They use your hands.

But yes, they all speak in English, but obviously don't understand. And you finish your sentence with, an American owner. You know something like that. Hell, it was a leaning.

Hell, it was a leaning. But they all speak in English with reflection, but they can't understand the other person's feet. I think it's only the English. Because obviously the English all be like, oh, hello, I'm George Englishman.

There's a couple of English airmen that have got fucking trapped in France. They're trying to help me escape. But they all go, but they didn't understand anyone else would say. And even though they all speak in English, it's a bit of an accent.

I mean, that's where the clarity comes from. Yeah, well, I like it because it's so silly. It's fucking daffy. I really like it's one of those shows that you can just, you have to be a big fan of it.

You know what I mean? It's one of those companies. Yeah, fuck it. I'll finish that.

I'll say it. That's just a girl on that drink. What was the beer, mate? That was the beer.

Shout out, Ryan. Paul Aino up table at SBN. Right, the Paloma. He is wince.

Like I've never seen him wince ever. Ever. So let's see if I wince as well. I'm going to give it a second.

Can you go for a healthy girl on that? I'm not going to leave me on the live. It's better. It's better.

That's better than shit. This one tastes like me. You have been a Prague right? You've been drinking for like, you know, four hours and you see a bar that looks like a sports bar.

So you think, you know what the football's on. Let's go in there. This is the point you're going to get in that sports bar. It's going to be pretty fucking rough.

But just about acceptable if you drink enough of them at a certain rate. You can't start tasting it. You start tasting that. It's game over.

That's the most angry description of this beer I could ever hear from anyone. That's ridiculous. definitely at that plate. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that last one, the people would go in for geographical locations. When I was in Budapest, there was just one sports bar in there, really good sports bar, loads of big screens, the staff were fucking quality. I downed a pint in there, last time I was there, and that's what it tasted like, that golden line. That one, the golden line.

But I can't say much good things about it mate. It's a 60%. It's more, there's more flavours to say. Can't describe.

Does that first one was a bit? Shit. Wow yeah, it was a bit, what, I mean, we got tased in the park from piss lager, right? But this one's trying to, trying to fucking chew on a bit of maltiness, you know what I'm saying?

Well that, that one, like you said, that is piss lager. Yeah. That is pure piss lager. This is closer to lager, I'd say.

I don't know, we don't. Well, you know, if you're a wedding mate, you can have a lager, you can figure it out. Yeah, I mean if you need it, I mean the lager's there. I mean, like if you want a drink, if you want a place where you need to be drinking, then there's lager there, you're doing a lager.

Yeah, you're not gonna fucking turn it down. But you can turn down, it is my boy mate. If you were a wedding and they only served, it's an easy one, don't it? They only served for beers, Colesburg.

You know where I was going? What would you drink? Like, it's just, I straight out of the fucking gin and tuck something in it. Like, I'm just skipping over that.

You're not too great in yourself to the point. I'm just trying to make you think more, like if I could take... It depends if they're saying Colesburg's £1.50, but gin and tonic's £10, it's like, oh God. It's like whether you want to just get fucking hammered or you just want to, like, because I'd spend the same money getting pissed on gin, I would burn the Colesburg, but it depends on what you want your fucking wallet to take out.

So suppose a wedding when you go to them, you know you drop into a quick ride. Exactly. So you know that's happening. You know that's happening.

Do you treat yourself to a few sons out when you face lovely take check off? Loose your car a little bit mate. Top island then. Some glasses still on.

So take yourself out in a nice little area, a little bench out there, and grasp underneath your feet. It's nice. It's a bit wet because it's England. But it's alright, you know, it's nice.

Do you treat yourself to the first like, 60 quid you have, so I'm saying, you're buying a BSB Mises as well, because that's how it goes, you know? I'd like to do it. Get around it, don't you? I'd like to do it for anyone.

I'd like to do it for anyone. I'd like to do it for anyone. I'd get around it. You'd just get around it.

You'd get around it. Don't worry about it. So the first 60 quid, am I giving that to June, and then go into coffee? Yes, no way.

If you drop down from June and then had a fucking cold, but you would throw up instantly, there's no way you'd put in a fucking cold bug on Tom Pukkul for a fucking June, Tom, and you're not going, or you're either puking, or you're either puking, or you're fucking out, you're fucking mouth. You're not surviving that. And if you have a two fucking cold bug, you definitely puking your pants. But could you, how would you regulate this?

We're sticking to the 150 fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a fair, fair, fair parameter. This is a fucking dream reality.

I mean, they're still selling like a cold bug at five pound of fucking pine. It's five pound of cold bug and 10 pound of June, you're not even going near them fucking cold bug. But in this reality to have this conversation, it's one pound of people. It's one pound of people.

It's one pound of people. But I suppose if you could get enough in you early enough, you know what I mean? If you could sink five in like two hours. What cold bug?

Yeah. What do they taste like fucking beans, don't they? Yeah, but bubbles, they all taste like fucking beans. Could you then?

Yeah, yeah. I suppose you got the wine. You could just smash yourself with the wine. You knew, but you didn't.

You might not know, they had the. I've been the only point I'd go, I'd drink fucking the wine on the table. All of it. All of it.

Gin, gin, gin, gin, gin. When you get into like 11 o'clock and you think right, I spent 400. I spent 400. I went and I want to just ruin my evening now and I want to just have the worst night ever.

I think right, I'll have five points of fucking cold bug now. Throw up paper, I shit my pants, then get fucking earache of the misses in the morning because you fucking falling asleep on a fucking mill of a field. You got to check out in 20 minutes. Yeah, fucking earache, I threw up all over the bride's mother.

Well, shit to my pants. I got you. I didn't most of the worry. I got you the bride.

So yeah, no, I just, I don't think I could go, I don't think I could touch that guy, there's nothing. If it was giving it away for free, then this cold bug is free to anyone that wants it. Yeah, I would have it. You'd have it if it was free.

Yeah, I think so. Why not? Because then you look at your wallet, you'd open it up, look at your credit card. It's all right mate, you're all right mate.

And you'd give a nice little clap together. If I have my wallet on me, I'll give you a little, level of clap together. You'd imagine. Yeah, imagine that.

That's what I want. Clap in my wallet back, I have a credit card we're going to go. Because I knew he was going to get fucking absolutely sharp. And he's going to be like, what'd you say to your tum tummer next morning?

Sorry. No, I'd be crying. Ooh, no, no. I've got to check, yeah, exactly.

We've got to check, can you see the fucking stuff? We've got to check. Why isn't your ass doing this? Why is it only my ass doing this?

Why is my ass exploding? And you can just walk around normally. I feel like I'm going to die any second and I need to shit myself every second for every three seconds. But the whole dying.

At the time I stand up and think, right, I'm ready to all my trousers up. I have to sit down and pump again. I can't leave. Fuck me.

Ask me. I didn't bring a t-shirt either. So I'm wearing shorts. Right, I slept in.

And the shirt that I wore last night, that's got Guinness all over. Apparently we had Guinness. I found some Guinness. I found some Guinness.

I found some Guinness. When I was getting it, I was saying, everyone you drink in? You drink in? We have it, yeah?

Right, 10 fucking calls, I've got a couple of people. I was smiling around, I want you to drink in. Two pounds of Guinness, do fucking, how fucking. You got to do what you got to do, right?

You got to do what you got to do. I'll get around you mate. We have in coldberg. No, thanks.

I thought you were coldberg. I suppose we could work with this. For this level, mate, of Colesburg, is it or is it not betting in Colesburg? This is betting in Colesburg.

The last one, I would say is worse in Colesburg. Worse in Colesburg? I think it's worse in Colesburg. But yeah, because I think of cold Colesburg, we're not talking next morning, we're talking just Colesburg.

I think the last one was worse. You know, I was cold. I'm not going to fucking, I'm going to get an argument about it. You're not messing it up.

But this one is better. Yeah, I'll get it. So are you happy with a thumbs down for the first one? Yeah.

And a thumbs up for the second. I guess it's an end. It's sort of... Yeah, you can't get it.

It's just the thought of having another lager and then another lager and then another lager. And then another lager. Four more lagers. But you use a close.

Well anyway, that was... I don't even know. What other German things are there? What do you mean?

What do you mean? Sostease, pretzels, pickles... Do you like a pretzels, mate? They're mind-depress, or I don't know.

I've had a giant size pretzels. Watching Berlin play football in January. Oh, yeah. And drinking some old wine.

And I was freezing my fucking tits off. I haven't been that cold ever. I've been on mountain tops. Yeah, yeah.

I ain't been that cold. Yeah, but it's fucking... We went to Berlin in February, and it's fucking... I mean, February is probably one of the coldest fucking ones you can go there, mate.

Yeah, I mean, I'd probably go. Like, snowing it. It's still snowing it. It's snowing it.

Yeah. Lovely. It's fucking freezing. But we went in...

When we went to that beer festival, I was like, what the fucking hot? Beautiful. It might be an August, actually. I thought it was going to be like, are you K-weve?

Like, obviously, yeah, fucking winter and summer. It's not really fucking cold, isn't it? It's just media. Unless we get one week, then it's free.

Yeah, unless we're like, that'd be great. But yeah, so we went over there. It's the morning, it's basically a sweat. I was pissing the sweat in the whole week.

I was just soaking the whole time. Shorts and a t-shirt and I was just... It's taking a minute. No, it's fucking lovely.

It's fucking beautiful time. But yeah, they're weatheries, fucking. It's like here, but just verbatim, empty streets. So yeah, it's fucking cold and hot.

Yeah, Berlin is fucking... It's a great city. I've got about many a good, many a good time there. Yeah, sounds right.

Good with kids as well. Are we taking a fucking kid? I took my youngest, my little lado there. My oldest, when he was little.

How are we saying that we're going to go again? Oh man, it's anyone. We said we're going to fucking family, is that? No.

You've got a fucking zoo. You've got a fucking Lego thing. You've got a game museum. It's got a great sound.

The wall. The wall. The wall. I actually like the wall.

Yeah. It's an art installation. You're literally just going down... Yeah, an exhibition.

Down the wall. We went to the wall. And Jack was running with snowing. And I was like, I don't do that, man.

Because he's obviously a huge shit. And the German boy said, fuck, what the fuck are you talking about? We didn't want the fucking wall. We didn't want the fucking wall.

We didn't want the fucking wall. We didn't want the fucking wall. We didn't want the fucking wall. We didn't want that fucking wall.

We didn't want that fucking wall. We didn't want that fucking wall. It's a big fucking shit. Don't you fucking want to do it.

That's an interesting thing. So would they prefer the wall just to be completely down? Leveled. Yeah, exactly.

Right. Any German? Germans out there. They haven't got any respect.

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