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So Stan is gonna be putting that post Also, we're doing giveaways on Instagram So if you follow and like our giveaway post because we know that everyone is broke right now So if you want some free teddy fresh gear That's the place to do it and I'm just so happy to say that we have made an H3 video. It has happened We have made a new H3 video the moron stuff I'm very happy people were happy everyone was happy This whole week working from home and like recording a video kind of like going back in time It's kind of fun though. It was fun. That's why we're only doing one episode this week So I saw some people saying where's the where's the mid-week episode?
Well, that's an H3 video and Spoiler alert. There's another one coming Bet nobody saw that coming so you know what was even crazier. It was on trending. It was number three on trending That's just weird.
Yeah clearly no one is that YouTube headquarters. Yeah, they're there right about that everyone went home So that explains it. That's why we made it, but you know Ultimately the video turned out good. There's a lot of really funny stuff in there I have to say that I'm sad I had to cut it was a whole I had a whole battle with YouTube I'm gonna call him compliance because that's what it's turned into and for example The Corona challenge where people are licking public.
There's licking like toilet seats in particular I saw one did licking on the New York subway The handrail that guy is in the hospital by the way for croissants. Oh, it's awesome. What's not awesome I would you do that? Why would you do that?
That's a really good question. I guess we're gonna talk about it later, right? We were not gonna talk about this because I'm not allowed to show up So but but I could tell you that I made a really funny bit about it I do that there's the one thing that really was the craziest to me is these dudes in Some Arab countries, I think they're Persian But I don't know and they were going to the shrines that people make pilgrimages still and you know when you run There's a really bad corona outbreak and so they're going to these shrines and they're licking them and but they were looking them in such a manner I was like it looks like they're you know eating a girl out But I was very vulgar about it, but I thought it was very funny I have a whole bit about how the shrines were orgas aming and they kept going back and they're like Oh, they were getting crazy at her tongue like that and I thought it was great. It was my favorite part of the video actually, but I had to cut it I guess it was very vulgar, but but the reason that they had me cut it is because they think that showing these challenges will encourage More people to do it even though I'm obviously lampooning them But okay, that's YouTube for you.
I see you keep looking at my sweater. Do you want to say anything? I guess that's what it's bad. I have nothing bad to say about it.
This is my quarantine outfit Elton Klein I think we should embrace the quarantine and just stressful crazy. You say you wouldn't wear that on public I guess I wouldn't just wear it on a Friday at 2 p.m. Should be what is the proper time you wearing that? Is it a nice sweater you draw away that the dinner?
What's the occasion for me? It's for me. It's probably a mom. Oh, is this a dress up with someone with bad taste?
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I don't know But anyway, if you haven't seen it, there's a new h3d video out that we're all just so excited over You know a lot of people make were commenting the most on this crazy mother effing Preacher who was saying that he was healing people of the coronavirus via the television screen Kenneth Copeland and he people were saying that he's like The evil is looking mother effort. It really is he's a little manners and where he goes healing. Yeah, he'll just flip it on you real fast I'll be like now Also, there was we've actually watched a video before it's mine. It's mine.
It looks like a white Thank you and praise all right does look like a walk away. I forgive if I have all against you can you turn it up? Yeah And I praise you that I'm well and whole According to looks like he dips his hand back to what's with that. I'm so good finger, baby I'm consider not my own body just ready at any time But only that which God has Only that what the word has said a lot That's what's the scary right now I have to tell you the people that are really spreading this stuff and being irresponsible are well young kids that are just dominant ignorant but then there's there's really just a lot of I Don't want to be super offensive here, but let's not be okay.
Good point. There's just a lot of ignorant people Yeah, it's just certain parts of the country, but it's amplified by these religious people too But you know the virus this week has gotten bad well This guy doesn't represent most normal religious people no no no But a lot of people are down with this and I've been seeing more and more footage of preachers being like I refuse to cancel service I'm gonna have a thousand people in my pew Easter Sunday work the pew's are gonna be full if these people all go out on Easter to congregate thousands of them I mean, there's gonna be yeah, the rate of spread in this virus is insane. There's gonna be an unimaginable outbreak from that and You know the places were growing the most now this week was funny enough Florida Louisiana they had Mardi Gras after their national emergency was Was declared and now Louisiana is like one of the becoming the epicenter of San moflorda So These kinds of people are I don't know what people are thinking I'm just thinking to myself I don't want to leave the hottest I don't know because they don't get it they don't yeah It's too far away. They need to wait until they know somebody who's died or is in the hospital until they realize it's a Problem they panic yeah, and then they panic but they won't they won't listen to a reason until um it slaps them in the face because they can't Fathom it and that's why most people you to listen to spring breakers.
We made fun of in our video. They're like it ain't that bad You know it's overstated. We're all out here. We're fine.
Yeah, they don't get it What someone we know for example who was naysane he thought we were all over over reacting and now he knows somebody close to him Who died of corona and now all of a sudden he's like the most paranoid person of all Mm-hmm even listen, but now it's starting to affect us. This is kind of crazy thing But Mike my grandpa was 94 years old in Las Vegas. He lives in a assisted living home He's in the hospital right now with double pneumonia And they think he's gonna die and they think he has coronavirus He had a flu and he had trouble breathing so they brought him to the hospital and he has pneumonia in both lungs And what's great like okay? So being close to the situation makes me realize a few things that I didn't really internalize before first of all my grand I just went in there like two days ago.
It's taking five to seven days for him to get his test back Mm-hmm. I've heard about that five to seven days from the test back And then so the next other craziest part is that nobody can go and visit him. No, we can go in there Yeah, that was the first time I thought about it when the guy we know said someone passed that he knows from their family That made me realize like if someone actually dies that you know It's this is such a weird time because they're gonna have to be there alone and the family can't even Do a funeral or you can't have a funeral more than you can't go to hospital. You can't be by their side like in Israel You do the Shiva is you know the whole family sit together for seven days can't do that either that Yeah, it's really weird.
So this is kind of what I've started to realize seeing how seeing it in my own family No, is that even if you don't have the virus let's say it takes five to seven days You're asked to stuck in her quarantine and you're probably gonna have it by the time you leave the hospital anyway I don't think my grandpa's gonna leave the hospital unfortunately But the doctors are so overrun you're not even getting attention my mom's on the phone with them and he's asking for breath and she's trying to call the hospital to get doctors go take care of him and They're also overloaded nobody can even give him attention and it's to the point where they look at him and say 94 year old guy Double pneumonia. He's definitely he's making it through this is almost zero. So actually we need to be smart What do they call that when they have to pick? Yeah, what do they call that?
It's called a triage They have actual triage going on where they have to select people who have the best chance of surviving They have this whole protocol being like okay, so there's a four-year-old here and a six-year-old the four-year-old gets the ventilator because he has more life to live and has a better chance of surviving that's what's happening my 94-year-old grandpa's just sitting in the hospital nobody can visit him nobody there is interacting with him or cares about him and And then when he passes away nobody came to go to his funeral Yeah, and I'm actually now even more concerned about this sister living facility came out of because if it's if there is grown-by-res inside the system living center then there's gonna be a lot of deaths and a lot of the same shit going on That's the worst place for I mean I remember when my dad was at the hospital Unrelated to a crisis situation. They're already overworked It was already hard to get attention for him or you know get the proper yeah proper attention They're busy and then if something happens you got to go find someone and you got to wait because they have to do the whole floor or whatever so Just putting what's already a really tough situation now in this crisis environment. I can't imagine what they go through in the hospitals Well, it's it's war what they're saying right and the first responders the front line the nurses and the doctors They don't have enough gear. They don't have the reusing masks I heard even a report that was telling nurses that they'll be reprimanded if they're using protective gear because they don't have enough And then you say for the doctors can you imagine Jesus?
They don't even they're not even testing now the front line people They're starting to die nurses and doctors on front line are dying and I can't speak politically about this, but I still think that our government is not close to even close to doing enough You know there's a I mean just hearing talks about like maybe lifting some of the quarantine Sounds so insane well So he first of all that's not gonna happen because it would be so insane it's to do it But what what it has an unintended consequence of doing it which he's signaling to Saying that he's signaling to people who are not taking it seriously that it's okay to do that Yeah, and that's why you see a lot of these churches and community centers playing with the idea of like yeah We're gonna be open. Yeah, we're gonna be open and you know they go all these economists or not economists It's really coming from from Look, I'm just gonna say it's coming from right-wing Newstations of personalities they say the quote don't jump you said let's not have the care be worse than the sickness Which is what he means is this whole lockdown is hurting our economy so badly that it might the more people are You get hurt by that the natural virus, which maybe makes sense in some way, but you have to understand that You have to understand that If people the only way to fix the economy is to kill the virus You cannot bring people back to work and back into the community because the virus is just gonna spread And we're gonna end up in the same exact situation We were the only way to fix the economy is to defeat the virus the minute that virus starts spreading again We're all gonna go and lock down again because people don't understand the consequence of this is so catastrophic that once you're presented with it The horror of it you will crumble you will crumble this week has gotten bad United States has became number one baby. Yeah, Corona virus And by the way our rate of dub our rate of doubling is two days There is no sign of it slowing right now. We have We have a lot of of a a lot of pain and suffering here in the United States still ahead of us unfortunately So just stay strong stay indoors stay quarantined.
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Where is it? It was on the front page Was a picture of Kenneth Copeland next to some goblin and he looked identical there it is look at this look at this It's crazy. It's like the eyes is like he does have those eyes. I can't get over the resemblance I feel like there is something not human about this guy, you know, we just watch it out either right Yeah, not Netflix actually say to be oh oh excuse me.
Oh, so that's that yada yada So yeah be careful out there guys now be careful and And just try to make the best of it. You can still go on a walk Yeah, you know they say they say taking it a little too crazy I think you can still take your dog on a walk or you can still take a walk just if you go on a walk Just don't get near anybody six feet of social distance But it's good to go outside. You should go outside Yeah, just don't go to a public add and go by yourself get some sun I read a study that vitamin D which you get from being in the sun can help fortify your immune system against respiratory diseases such as COVID-19 so get some some but the good news is Basically, there are people that are doing something about this for example galda dot You guys probably heard about this galda dot and listen a bunch of celebrities to sing imagine And uh, they got slammed right for so it's so cringy. I mean it really is so cringy.
What are they doing? I'm let's just watch this and then we can call it but uh Hopefully they're bad or something afraid of night Here hopefully there's bad enough at singing this that we don't get claimed It was like are we gonna get that I think they sung it bad enough. Okay I think that this really Let's watch guys Day six You I just feel like looking at her now and I got to say that I feel like she just knows how pretty she is and that she's just like Showing off how pretty she is. Do you get that feeling?
I know you mean she really thought she was doing something cool probably, you know Imagine how embarrassed they were all these celebrities were once they realized how stupid it is what they did Let's go. Um these past few days got me feeling a bit philosophical Um, you know this virus had affected the entire world everyone Doesn't matter who you are where you're from. We're all in this together. You should have been super when you're Israeli You're calling beautiful.
Why aren't you super women? Why her? I can't do it. Why why her?
You're gonna make this video Just saying I think you should be super women How tall is she how tall is gaga dope? Damn look that up We're gonna have all the guys starting next week. We're gonna do a zoom zoom a zoom And um, we're gonna have them all called in So they'll be able to comment and pick her uh as we love she's five ten Oh, she's five ten you're you're that I thought she was taller than that. You might be taller than she is or the same size Hold on.
Everyone's friending like she's so tall, but that's how tall you are. I am tall for you know I'm saying you're a Wonder Woman. She's a bull's hit. She's a poser I saw I ran into this video of this Italian guy playing the trumpets In his balcony Uh to all the other people who were locked inside their home.
How old is she? Look that up? I just saw she's 34 She's older than you and she's shorter than you. She's not shorter than me She probably is your you are superwoman I wonder woman and not she's a supermodel.
You can she's the beauty queen She's a beauty queen. Yeah. Oh for real Beauty queen look here. Sure.
He's telling you you're not superwoman wonder woman. Whatever the fuck she is So powerful and pure About this video It goes like this okay, so She saw a musician playing imagine Because everyone in Italy were singing and playing in their porches, right? It was so Italian it was really cool Maybe she's a musician playing it on a trumpet and so so in her mind she goes well me singing it would be his beautiful And then she goes let me just enlist every the all the most famous people I know and somehow yeah Well, let me watch I'm getting ahead of myself No, hello, what was this guy in? I was trying to recognize this guy.
Who is this guy? Don't ask me. What's he um, what was he in looks like it's face to none. It's all weird blurry So many skies they have no concept of what's before after above a Sony sky Like how I follow that up Imagine all the people I say it's pretty cringy for a comedian to be involved in this I just wonder how they were instructed.
What was this because I feel like alga dot maybe fucked all these people I just make it seem like it was just some fun things she was doing. I think she posted it Oh, she was probably like well, we can't all sing together in one room. So let's make an edit where each one sings a line I just I don't even get it like it's okay. I was watching It's like dude, it's just three line you don't have to Imagine I don't know who that guy Everyone's trying to show off look at singers.
They aren't shit with three lines. Damn That's not how it goes It's like lady she's trying to steal the limelight, you know what I mean? Like damn all these celebrities and she's trying to steal the limelight That's not how the song goes I hope someday I just can't get some in lines Imagine no possessions Wow People are People are I guess rightfully saying all these rich ass people in their homes talking about imagine no possessions So that I do say john landon was richer than all these people That being said that's very unsulfware Um But so like they're kind of admitting to themselves that this celebrity first of all is like the dumbest most pointless thing Because you end up worshiping at least first of all at least I'm gonna say you don't you get breathed for a second What what I think is so stupid about celebrities that you don't know anything about these people Yeah, you can worship me at least you know a little bit more about me worshiping me is fine But these people who are on the silver screen you don't know anything about them All you know is that they pretend to be someone else for two hours in a film Worshiping them you don't know anything about you know, you know, they're smart if they're educated if they're good at anything If they're worthy if they're shitty people and so The fact that they think that they that their celebrity is so it's just so embarrassing my overacting Um a little bit. I think so embarrassing.
I think it's just stupid I think they all thought they were doing something nice, but it's just so dumb. I think the situation is so dark right now This is not doing anything. You know what I mean? I do to imagine Um It's just something so self-centered about it.
I don't know It's very disconnected too because a lot of the people who are in the worst shape are people who are can't afford to pay the rent and Have no job and shit and um Well, it's just funny. I shouldn't get so pissed off. It's really just funny. Yeah, hold it together Ethan Now's not the time.
Keep it cool. You're right. Also, I'm a celebrity. Should I not I'm not really a celebrity like they are Am I being a hypocrite right now?
I just I don't think they're bad people. I don't think hey, I didn't say that I just said you don't know anything about them right you don't but that's That you should criticize the people of worship them But aren't they kind of accepting it by doing this they're accepting their celebrity status By by saying like me singing imagine with all these other famous people is beautiful like this italian man playing the trumpet in and it'll be It's just it's a little unsulfur. Yeah, it is Give me your best line They would imagine all the people If I did on roan your day. Yeah, right.
I'm not sure you can ruin anyone's day sharing all the world You I have a feeling that she instructed them to do it vertical on their phone and make it look as home Home produced as possible. There's a lot of them are like outside and they're just like I've never even seen phone footage this shitty But I'm not the only one She's a home theater looks like Oh, she gets to start it and it I feel like I just blame gal Gadot for this one because she started and ended it I wonder if anyone with welfare was like, you know, how did I get roped into this shit? I was like such a stooge That's true because they're all just probably doing her favor because she asked that's what it is. They're all doing her favor Yeah, yeah, you're supposed to represent us well you can you step down you're stepping up your young Beautiful everyone loves her.
Yeah, I like it is. Yeah. I like it. It's a good representative.
I think you're more attractive I think you're younger. Well, thank you, but I think she's very beautiful I didn't say she's not a beautiful. I'm just saying you're a super woman super wonder woman wonder woman. I think it is She's all I was just thinking that You know, I was just I've gotten all philosophical.
She's all perfect All right, by the way, and she's only one with footage. That's like semi good everyone else looks all haggard. All right gal get out of here Um, what else we got? Oh what time is it?
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Yeah, I mean whatever you can do helps You know all New Yorkers should stay home and minimize contact with others But can you have sex here some tips to enjoy sex and avoid spreading covid 19 Know how covid 19 can I just covid 19 is sucks the name it sucks that they should have got a way better name like sars, mers Swine flu h1 z1. Let's not so sick covid 19 is the worst name ever. That's a really great idea It's blocking my chakra I've been trying to get creative about like staying at home and having to be at home and just do more creative stuff And I'm like you think it's the name and blocked. Yeah, I think it's the covid.
I tell you something I think that had a better name people would be taking more seriously if it had a name like h1 z1 or like swine flu or sars is a great acronym People are not taking this coke. It's like oh it's a coronavirus is a covid 19 Oh, there's other coronaviruses that aren't a big no we have to call it like murder death kill MDK MDK 69 no covid 19. I'm serious whoever thought that name up really dropped the ball. I don't like it.
I don't like it I mean covid let me try to think of one I can't think of one So uh know how covid 19 spreads you can get covid 19 from a person who has it the virus can spread to people who are within six feet of a person Through coughs or sneezing Transfers through saliva or mucus We still have a lot to learn about covid 19 and sex covid 19 has been found in feces of people who are infected with the virus elo Covid 19 has not yet been found in semen or vaginal fluid Okay, that's good to know. We know that other coronaviruses do not efficiently transmit through sex Having sex with people close to you. You are your safest sex partner elo Masturbation will not spread covid 19. Look how I would I would even think that but you're going to like um You're just going to like manifest it into existence through masturbating Especially if you wash your hands and any sex toys with soap and water for at least 20 seconds before and after sex The next safest partner is someone you live with having close contact having sex with only a small circle of people Wow, they're really giving people a lot of credit a small circle of people How many people is that?
I'm surprised how detailed this is like five. They're saying I can fuck five people. What's a small circle? It's awesome.
It's also like the next safest partner someone you live with so they're almost being like well obviously we're married But it's like oh well if you have a roommate They're fine too. Like we weren't sexually active but We're all hold up. You should avoid close contact including sex with anyone outside your household If you do have sex with others have as few partners as possible and avoid group sex damn That was not the time for an orgy in New York If you usually meet your sex partner online or make a living by having sex consider taking a break from in-person dates Or video dates, sex thing or sex thing. Oh, they say video dates and sex team is a good option for you Take care during sex kissing can easily pass govin 19.
No kissing avoid kissing anyone who is not part of your smart small circle of close contacts I love that in this bulletin. It sounds like everybody's like has five partners It's awesome. It's like you have this uh Three guys that you're cool with So you're okay with them and then you have to interrogate them like look I need to know How many people are in your circle right my circle is five people are in your circle Um, here's my favorite part kissing no good. Oh here they go.
They say rimming And then in parentheses that word it says rimming right here look it says rimming straight up. Wow it says rimming mouth to anus My spread cove in 19 virus and feces may enter your mouth No rimming do the people there dressing or way or it's so nice. How do you tell this is well? This is how you got it.
You know, I'm so surprised. You got it. So like it is to prevent Wow spread of his deadly virus. No rimming you well you can rim me.
We're in close quarters. You're in my circle Yeah, you're myself. Okay, don't rim strangers at this time you guys Although they say no rimming straight up Right, but they say I can kiss you like they say no kissing Now they say you could kiss people in your circle. So I can rim you if you can kiss me you can rim me That's the literal Can you kiss then rim or rim than kiss?
I mean the events how gross you are. Right. That's not related to the virus I just curious Conters can reduce contact especially during anal sex They're very whoop is an issue washing up before and after sex is more important than ever Before and after Washing up before and after sex. Yeah, it's more important than ever They're like you should have already been doing that you say but now you really should so no rimming is the big takeaway here guys.
No rimming I gotta tell you you know trying to rimming the other day. I'm like no no no no no Um, this is bringing me to cool. Oh, how do you say his last name? Cuomo the governor.
Yeah, yeah, is this related to him? Do you think it's part of his initiative? Well, it's a New York City thing is probably more of mayor depa de de lazios. Oh, okay.
Who's the mayor of New York City? Gotcha Okay, I've been seeing him a lot. Oh wait. No, this was wait.
Hold on. This was a New York Oh, yes. See this is New York City. So yeah, that's the blazio if it's New York to be Cuomo Anyway, I've been saying Cuomo a lot lately in the news.
Yeah, he's Taking like the lead and I don't know if it's just his city's hit the hardest. Yeah, I guess he's trying to help his people And um, you know, it's funny. I look at the I look at governor Cuomo when he does his press releases He's sitting he's in a big warehouse. He's sitting at a podium and all of the people in the audience was not many are all six feet apart So you have like a row of like three seats really spread and it goes back and he's in the front Nobody's near each other when the White House gives a press conference You've got like 20 people shoulder to shoulder and I'm thinking to myself.
This looks so stupid You are you're sending such like it's so stupid. Why do you guys cuddle around? You're telling the whole country to social distance six feet But when you do your own press conference every day you guys are shoulder to shoulder It doesn't make any sense. Do you want us huddled or not?
If you don't want us huddled you need to set an example and step the fuck away from each other. It's it's stupid What else we got? Oh, we have some field reports. Oh So the Philly offensive you guys may remember He was interviewed by us somewhat recently.
He was making these unbelievable sketches We didn't know if they were fake in terms of they were staged. We got him on call He said you know what we need you on the on the field making videos for us and he did that we have here Also, Ethan Bradbury who we're trying to get as a field reporter Went out to New York City to interview people about the coronavirus. Let me tell you this Not only can I not show you the video made. I'm pretty sure if I did show you the video I made they Ethan Bradbury would be going to jail for trial Terror.
It's not bad. I mean, it's a shame because it's it's funny, but at the same time It's so irresponsible and it's just so wild that Um, we could not endorse that. I can't I can't do this. I the whole time I was watching it I was just like what is wrong with you?
You know what? Fuck my what is wrong with you. So I can't show it, but I wish I could but I really should not share I really shouldn't and my message to Ethan Bradbury is this because there's certain parts where he's just there talking to people and it's so funny Just you don't have to I don't need all this crazy shtick like he was pretending he had coronavirus like he would be talking to them And that was funny. He was asking what he did coronavirus and then he was acting like he had coronavirus and start coughing and then he was like I have it And so that's where it went too far.
Yeah, if you're just interviewing people if that's still funny because Ethan Bradbury is funny But he was not keeping the six-fit apart. So I don't know when he recorded this. There was a lot of people in the streets I'm not gonna throw him totally under the bus there. Yeah, but if he's going to redo it, he's going to redo it I would love to see redo it.
So I would suggest that he follows the rules of Follow the social listening and don't but yeah, don't tell people you know There's people who are going to jail right now for coughing on people for felony charge. Really? Yeah, you can't do that. Wow, you can't do it.
That's good Imagine you're infected and you're going cough on so much. Yeah, you have a 2% chance of dying now. Yeah I wouldn't want to throw the dice on 2% I just did another one that's good. Yeah, I've read a couple articles like that So my message Ethan is if you want to redo it I would love to see a man on the street to interview people about Corona, but And just be yourself just to be yourself, right?
Don't yeah Well, you don't have to you don't have to say I have coronavirus do you? Ethan Bradbury love Ethan Bradbury Ethan Bradbury we love He would be like They must have been flying somewhere because they were in the airport fucking with people there And he would go up to somebody with who's with his family and he's like hey, do you know where um, you know where the the taxi line is? And you could imagine he's driving people crazy And these were not fake. No, they were not fake.
I sure you these were not fake He goes to the taxi driver this taxi taxi driver's pull he's got a huge taxi man And Ethan Bradbury goes can I get in front and the guy's like sitting back? Why would you want to sit in front? He's like I want to sit in front and he's like getting back and he's in those And he's like, okay, okay, so he moves all the stuff and then Ethan sits in the front seat and he goes I'm reporting from regular Ross central. What do you think about the coronavirus?
I have it. So he he essentially pressured this taxi guy to let him sit in front Oh, man, not good shame on you. Ethan Bradbury, but remake it the good way I can't show this both of us will be crucified you shouldn't have done that that being said feel offensive Let's watch what feel offensive did this is a h3 podcast exclusive the Philly offensive interviewing people on the streets Excitement is in the air. It's got it.
It's got what do you think about the coronavirus? Think it's a big fight for the media What's going on man? Can you care if I ask you a couple questions Uh, are you worried about the coronavirus and do you think it's real or what? I love these extras Five dollars Yo Yo, what's up, bro?
I think I said What's the price that he gets all these people? These people are legends Well, he's got one leg but he found a deal with one leg to pretend he should himself This guy is the This looks so legit. Hold on. If I didn't know that this was all sketch.
I'll be I'll just be loving this like I'll be eating it up He's so good I definitely did See this guy's this is social distance Yeah, man, no doubt what is going on All right And a full hazmat suit He's the really guy to talent like it's the subtle touches And then just cutting it right As you a quick question, uh, what do you think about the coronavirus? Are you worried? What wait what? What just happens?
Oh my god, what do you think about the coronavirus? Are you worried? What oh my god, what did I just witness? Oh my god, wait, I watched it earlier version of this and it wasn't in here really?
He just went and added the scene. I got to appreciate the fact that the dude crashed What do you think about the coronavirus? Are you worried? Jesus Wow I'm sorry This Uh, no, I don't smoke um Can you give us your opinion on the coronavirus?
I can't get a virus. I can't get it twice Okay, can I get a point? What do you think about the coronavirus and what's the one on the field? I'm not saying the fucking song I Get the feeling he doesn't think much about Philadelphians.
This is what he's the people of Philadelphia I really feel like this guy needs his own show. There's something brilliant about his approach that car crap was so fantastic I just I can't believe he finds so many people too like that's a lot of people to get to cooperate with you Dude, he convinced I'm gonna crash a car into a wall I gotta go back and watch that one more time. Yeah, this was amazing. You don't think you're cool shit at all What do you think about the coronavirus?
You're worried Jesus Oh, dude. Well the Philly offensive ladies and gentlemen. Wow. Wow incredible right shredder He's got a knack.
Well, I don't know we got to send him out on the street to report on something else I think he shot this before things got even more crazy with the quarantine, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah Well, we gave him this assignment a while though. So this is clearly a master piece who's been laying the groundwork on Wow, I can't believe he crashed a car for us I'm actually really happy that we didn't know that. Yeah, we got the real surprise here Wow the Philly offensive ladies and gentlemen on facebook and youtube He's now an official correspondent.
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Okay. So trisha patus. I you guys know the first season of the bachelor with Ian our our salary employee He met somebody in the dms and he's now i'm happy to report He's in a faithful relationship with her was i'm very happy about but there was a lot of drama because he basically ruined the show We were never able to Have the show go to fruition because he was already in love with this girl in the dms I was like, well, what's the point of even continuing? All right, he wouldn't let her come on the show He wouldn't let us talk to her so i was like, okay, you ruined it.
So now fast forward to trisha patus Now your brother We went through the first two rounds. We saw a bunch of videos of people there wanted to be with trisha And we told her that if someone reaches out into the end just let us know just keep us in the loop I said look the first season was ruined by the lack of integrity in the system I'm not going to tell you what to do, but if you have a back channel conversation You have to disclose that to us. Yes, you have to tell us and we need to bring them on the show I don't want another wild card situation and then we have your brother who Was going to be the bachelor before trisha patus and And I told him the same thing. I said if you're going to be involved No shenanigans no wild card.
No, damn, no bullshit. You have to tell us everything and he swore He said it's all about the show. It's all about making the show better And so last time trisha goes at the end, you know, I was really hoping that moses he was brother was going to apply it Okay, okay, and we said, yeah We thought he was too because he mentioned to us he wanted to do it as a goof That's what I thought if I'm being honest just to spice up this shit Right, but now they've been talking in the dms regarding because trisha in the last episode was like I really thought he was going to apply I like him Okay So now I find out that they've been talking in the dms on instagram And that they've been well actually the real the real thing that shocked me and first of all I have to urge you all that I mean You don't know anything about nobody's telling us anything. Well, okay So after the last episode ended with her let me show this picture I'd rather He watches the show we saw this on twitter.
Wait. No, he told us that after the end of the show He told us that they spoke in the DM right he did say that yeah, but then that was it and we're like, okay Just you know you gotta tell us what's happening and we gotta we can't have another one of those situations Yeah, and he was like, yes, of course, so that was our last update. That's all right now Is he getting afraid of spot by no, it's not Alfred's got a um He's got a cherry eye, which is a prolapse of the tear gland I've been trying super hard to take good care of it because he's got to get a surgery Yeah, I'm interrupting the story, but this is important and now shred shred Shredder is now selecting it So once you tell shredder to not do something it just becomes obsessed with doing it You can snip that yes, it's fine if there's a jump cut out. Yeah, or actually you can just do a full screen of the photo.
Okay So I was saying that The last thing we knew right was that they made a contact into the ends. That was it. Yes Then I think What happened was that we had a power outage for a full day here during quarantine by the way and it was raining outside So was that the worst with the worst we were quarantined we had no power no reception no internet and raining We're literally just in the night. It was just it was just dark and I literally just slept out of boredom You're just slept because you're so bored anyway anyway Next day the internet comes back up.
We open our phones open Twitter and this is what we see No, no nobody messaged us your brother first of all I have to I have to tell you That's I don't know what he's up to right and I know it's an inside joke Like look at the way he's looking at this is what Trisha posted look at his face What is he doing? It's like he's like he's like he's goofing on us Like look well, it's hard to tell nice place by the way for Trisha nice view you can't tell It could be just him smiling Bro, what are you doing? What are you doing? You know, what's my biggest fear right now is that this actually becomes serious because Trisha kept trying to come over to our house and babysit It's not happening is that she's gonna end up finding a way to come over to our house because she's Moses's girlfriend.
No She's not a lot over. No Um, so this isn't even the worst of it and by the way, I go obviously I immediately go to Moses I'm like dude. What's what the f is this and he's so cryptic now all of a sudden. He's not telling me what's up Yeah, he's being super cryptic And like he goes.
Oh, yeah, we hung out a few times and I go that tell and I keep pressing he will not give it up So both of these people promise me to keep the bit 100 billion with me Yes, they promise like I'm most disappointing to brother Trisha whatever you uh, we you know, we serve at her pleasure I mean you don't know which where which personality is showing up in which day I'm just happy when she comes in I mean I expected her to to work within the guidelines too. Your brother though is on our side and I don't know who's side He's on right well. It gets worse Um, there's more we will see these on her instagram stories in bed with somebody Yeah, and we see a hand and I'm like Again cryptic. I think that's his I think it's his arm It could be It definitely is but the evidence piles on as we continue it forth here.
She posts pictures of she says quarantine date night Okay, now. Okay, so let's just so okay. This is a separate day So whoever this is is come back to our house a date night She calls it a date night and whoever it is brought dinner Which by the way looks like quite a fancy dinner to if I'm being uh, I'm being honest. That looks good I'm very hungry.
Go ahead. You want to talk about your discovery. Yes. No, Ethan put this in our document with like Question mark not knowing if it's my brother Well, I know my brother and I immediately spotted his stickers on the table He does artwork with water and he has stickers that he always will give people and I have those stickers myself And I know those stickers when I see it.
That's definitely my brother Oh, those are definitely stickers. Well, at first I was looking at his hand. I was like is that Moses right the stickers That's it. That's it.
He has a big role. I know about this role He has a huge role of stickers of his water art and that's that's off his role So he's hanging out with her now more not telling us. I'm like, yeah, what's going on with Trisha down playing it But now here we go. No, I even wonder if you put it down on purpose That's what I was wondering right now too But I don't think so because first of all the shows on hiatus nobody knows what's the depth of this uh bachelor at something now So what exactly is he playing to also?
I don't think that Trisha Trisha she's not she's not coming out I mean she just wants to fuck Moses. So it's Moses playing Trisha and us And some weird What's what's he trying to get at? I think he likes her and he won't admit it. I think your brother actually likes her and he he's embarrassed to admit it Which is fine.
By the way, I was like look me and you were talking about this because we're just so perplexed by it and we go Look a lot of reputable successful seemingly normal people have dated Trisha. So I mean, well, she's not she's not my type but clearly a lot of guys like to would like to date her Yes, and so I think your brother is embarrassed to admit that he actually I don't know why he's embarrassed if that's the case Well, if we're if they are dating or whatever she's gonna be pissed when she watches it So the truth is gonna come out because she's like, and Moses why you embarrassed? Why don't you tell them they were dating and so now Moses about to meet one of her nasty personalities they didn't get yet I was sabotaged his relationship. I don't give a fuck because you both fucked us So then just yesterday she tweets in Hebrew.
Yeah, what what is that supposed to mean? What does it say? It it means my love to but you would say to me because it's like addressing a female rights So if you wanted to say my love to me, you would say okay, but the Americans are gender So she meant to write it for my brother and she made a mistake on gender or she definitely meant the free brother Why all the time she's doing Hebrew another way you could use it is to say loved over I don't think she did she's obviously trying to say she loves your brother in Hebrew There's no other explanation, but then this is the final straw for me This happened around the same time the same day. She says I don't know if I'm in love or just bomb-ass dick So I have to ask you at this point.
I feel like that one boy like that one especially I think she's doing it to me on purpose You think so? Because why you have to say that well, that's Trisha she always says she like that. I don't want to hear that I don't want to hear it either. I don't want to hear that at all.
It's horrifying So how do you feel that your brother having apparently bomb-ass dick? I don't want I don't nothing. Let's fuck it up. I hate it.
I hate everything about it But this start by the way Moses if you go back to the first photo where Moses is granting He's the one holding the phone he is complicit in all of this so you start here you go all the way down to tweeting He has bomb-ass dick on Twitter He's complicit in all of it. He can't ever say this ran away from him because he took this photo I don't know I'm I'm I'm canceling it the bachelorette is over. We have this is not even a People applied actually it's totally unfair. It's outrageous and let me just say that as a host I'm disappointed this will never happen the bachelor is over.
It's cursed. It's so cursed Well, at least you know in Ian's case. He did country love right something beautiful. This is often this is a beautiful is awful In this case our life is right.
What about Moses? Let me ask you what about the story about someone? I don't want to mean her work, but what about her appearances on a show made you want to date her? I Think I don't think I could see I mean Probably first of all a lot of people would be attracted to a third type thicker than a snicker as they say right with some Bolton on titties to boot see this is outrageous because I've seen your and you understand Moses that the girl you're apparently dating has sent me Personally me tweeted at me pictures of her vagina right you understand What you're doing think that's a problem do you undo even understand she the girl that you're apparently dating what you think is funny I wanted to have a throttle with your sister and your brother-in-law true Do you understand what you're doing?
She had double chlamydia Moses at one point just saying she does have a very interesting Back on her stories are very interesting I'm just upset. I'm just upset. I'm saying I'm saying I'm upset too. I've grown to like Trisha right me too Which is why I'm even more upset because I wanted to show like to work out this I don't like I don't like it I'm saying now I really want to send her ass on the cruise I Don't know what to make of this.
I really don't so it's I canceled I guess we're just gonna have to get on both on a call. We're gonna have to maybe on zoom zoom I don't know if this call we should do on zoom. We're gonna have to get them and just get we're gonna have to debrief this But I don't think we can ever do the bachelor again. No, it's just cursed.
It's cursed. Yeah The first of the bachelor is real and it's affecting us personally. I think this is only the beginning it You think this is only the beginning things get worse because I don't know yet Of this relationship well like this about it and please stop posting why do you have to post pictures on Twitter? Just keep it private dude.
I know you fuck people privately Trisha. Why can't this be private? You have to post pictures of either brother on Twitter. I'll get that need to be social about it Right, I'm kind of glad that where this is happening during quarantine time because I wasn't gonna see my brother anyway for a little while After this because we're in quarantine anyway, but because I don't know how to handle it yet Yeah, we need some time we're gonna need some time And you know he said he was just gonna get involved as a goof But now all of a sudden there's no goof and he's just fucking her every day and they're tweeting about it I don't need that shit my life, bro.
Just showing up my timeline All right, let's get out. Let's get off this but Trisha and who ruined it was a Trisha or Moses I personally blame Moses. I think it's a group effort a throttle effort. Yes Well cuz she's the one who's she keeps pushing it with those tweets to she I think she knows those tweets are gonna guess I think Moses is putting her up to it too.
I think they think it's funny Maybe who knows? But if they didn't fuck there's almost a 0% chance they didn't fuck Yeah, I don't because she's not there's no based on what she's saying and posting But also she said on the puck is that if she's hanging out with a guy she'll fuck them Just a hundred percent right she did say that all evidence is pointing that it did happen. I got more But I feel like ending it. Let's see big here Let me just end on some goos big knife small come get some explain me what the hell is wrong with dr Phil he tweets up big knife small wife You know I'm packed that for me with her taking a big ass bite of god knows what go ahead and unpack that would you I feel like it's kind of funny which is To start me because I don't want to believe that dr.
Phil is funny Like I want I want to look at this and say this is creepy, but big knife small wife is kind of like a reference to his penis, right? Is it I think that's the first thing I thought up was like big big small wife His weapon is unsheathed Or what does it mean? He's gonna kill her usually with the knife? Yeah, that's what I thought and his maniacal smile Doc because I'm no level bro Yeah, see so I can't tell this is sexual or threatening right, but it's kind of funny Isn't it yes, of course it is, but it's just still surprising.
It's not joke I would think to me surprise dr. Phil, but there's a third person here with have taken a picture who's the third person? What's she taking a bite of it's okay? How could you possibly what is it?
I don't know Nice kitchen mm-hmm Really nice kitchen. What's the circle era? Is this like a serving? circle Doctor Phil you don't good for yourself buddy.
Ignite small wife news report gone wrong This was pretty fine. So this dude is doing a news report and bite you know what advice is there these crazy looking Yeah, I think you've told me previously that you have like a phobia advice and I think so I love these crazy motherf in yeah Buffalo Huge yeah, look at this. They just actually looks carry. Oh, yeah They look horrifying don't mess you out this thing's way like a thousand pounds probably so this guy's doing and on the field Reporting and a bunch of bison's are running towards them.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my I think this is live The live stream just goes right through his trunk I'm spreading the fact that I was That's awesome. So this is apparently what he I think one would just start walking towards him It's awesome.
Oh, this is him Dion boxton legend. So that's a little good for you all to enjoy Dan sent me this great news for Dan specifically So how about this how about just don't eat chips during a call well you would think that but then apparently cannot I understand that even during a show also like is this the best application of AI like is this this guy's life work to take out the audio from Back to you Now just put the chips down there for the call cheese even the same bag that yeah, yep, it's the kettle The kettles so that's for a good news for Dan Are you gonna be able to get your hands on that AI noise canceling technology down if not you're gonna have to not eat chips Turn the show I have skippy went to cans But maybe I'll save this for next week because it's kind of long skippy the virgin went to cans film festival And he blitz a bunch of celebrities and it gets them to give us they should talk as a shout out It's awesome. We'll watch that next week So I actually am gonna go start editing our next H3 video. What do you think about that shit?
Yeah, I think okay, so that's it Thank you all for watching. Thank you all for watching Stay safe stains. I actually know staying side. Hopefully you can go walk responsible.
I think I go for responsible walk, right? Imagine all the people I Can you imagine me like taking a walk like I should go outside and get like a long shot of our house I need to stand in the most expensive thing I own and talk about imagine no possessions. Let me put it in that terms Imagine no possession You're not gonna sing a verse Let's wrap it up. Thank you guys for watching appreciate it.
Thank you for watching We'll be back next week the show must go on Trisha ruined the podcast. Yeah Moses ruined the pocket That's right your brother has good dick according to Trisha. I don't want to ever know that it was not appropriate Does he have good dick? No