Welcome back to the Super Nintendo Entertainment System Turbo tournament. Mini. Mini. Something like that.
Yeah, it's catchy before. Yeah, it was catchy before. Yeah, yeah. You know what?
Court finals, mate. Court finals. And, uh... Good business now.
But we've got to speed run edition for you. You'd be happy... Is it easy way, you know, I suppose. It just gets you...
It is in Maconnay. Yeah, we don't want a long one, mate. You know, they don't want a hard one. We're just going to go for Street Fighter II Turbo.
Everyone's over it. Against Super Castlevania. Now... Four.
Four. Excuse me. The... The...
The... the... the... of the Super Castlevania's.
We've already been wrapped up for it. So, what do we have to say really? I mean, we're not going super super fast. We'll have a little breakdown of Super Castlevania as it's going to be eliminated right now.
What? Hey! Yeah, I mean, it's broken up. I mean, it's Street Fighter II.
So, I'm... Castlevania. I've only spoken about Castlevania previously. I mean, I think...
I think... I think... I think... I think...
I'm actually my youth sort of finger from honest. I think... I've only said before that everyone... I've got a lot of people out of it.
It was quite a popular one. I think I'm probably not... I'll gain a platform with everyone at it. I just don't remember it really...
Not going to be about. Yeah, I mean, it didn't grasp anything. I think I like over-fielding gates. He could go behind the gate and then back-fielding gate, like the Mario thing.
And listening to the music, obviously. Yeah, the music. And whipping... Just holding the whips.
Yeah. It's a good game. It just hasn't got... He doesn't have the range of motion in...
So, some moose starts. We're talking about a classic platform. And they are the same kind of influences, whatever. They kind of started the platform as often a different kind of...
Like, didn't they really... I suppose they gave you more actions, different things to do, rather than just curvy, just talking about. Because of it was more linear, wasn't it? Because it was just from A to B.
You were going back. You weren't going back. You had to just keep going forward, didn't you? It was just about fighting the monsters.
Could you go back? I can't even remember if you could actually... You must have been able to go back. You didn't have to...
You didn't have to... You got to a part, didn't you? You have to go to another part to get a weapon to the next part of the first part. Yeah, you couldn't get through about it.
Yeah, but on Castlevania, you didn't have to upgrade your weapons or get a special weapon to get through. You just carried on going back. Yeah, so I mean, just... You kept whipping, whips about whips and things.
Shout out to Mary Water Round, get some picks up some... Yeah, bags of money and shit like that, didn't you? Yeah, money dropped out of the way. You'd whip a coda and some money with just a bag of money with just four on the ground.
If you want to try that home, please do. If you whip a candle and get a bag of money out of it, I mean, would you be disappointed if you were to whip a candle mate and it gave you the bag and you opened a bag of news copies? Would you be disappointed if you'd still be happy that you whipped a candle and magically... Matically, I got some coffee.
I mean, you'd take it. But I mean, in Castlevania, it rained some 500 don'tary do's in it and down to like one don'tary do's, so it just depends on a candle you whip and shit. So you'd be well happy, obviously, if you open it up. You'd also be a little bit too pound coins because two pound coins are kind of like an old coin.
You know, like the back of the day, they had big, nice big money. Fat money is a bit silver or whatever. Yeah. If a bag of two pound coins is made, you whip that.
It could be thought good in there. It's not big bag, is it? It's not huge bag, but you know, you'd probably get more two pounds than you would like a decoupling. So you'd get a bit of bunsam.
Yeah. It was just fucking thousands of notes in there, though. Like just 50s. Just a world of 50s.
Just a world of 50s. A world of 50s. A world of 50s. Seven world of 50s.
I'll even take some 50p's mate. I'll take some 50p's. I'd say if I whip that and I was getting some money on a candle, I'd say whether it gave me. It's not easy.
I mean, if you're getting it every time you whip an candle, you'll be whipping all the candles you see. Maybe we've got something with candles mate. It's just stately home. That's where they get money from.
What the fucking candles? Have you ever whipped a candle? No. No.
Do you can't whip a candle. Have you ever tried it? Yeah, I've never whipped a candle. You've got to get a proper whip as well.
Yeah, not a tea towel. No, I've got a whip whip. An actual legit whip. Anytime like any of the whipped's work.
Any of the whipped's work would work. Any of the whipped's work is going to be like a legitimate whip. It can't be something in the form of a whip, like a skipping rope. Wouldn't work.
No, no, no. I thought it was a speed run of this. Yeah, it's going to be a bit too. It's only five minutes in.
You could whip something with a skipping rope, but you couldn't whip a candle to get money with a skipping rope. It's not whipped. It's not whipped. I think I have seen, like, all of those documentaries on the internet where someone's got a candle in their bum and it gets whipped out of their bum.
Or someone's whipped it. I think that was like a, nah, it's got to be a whip. It's got to be a whip. It's got to be a whip.
Yeah. Maybe that's how it works. Yeah, I suppose it was depending on the setting. Yeah, depending on the type of money you get it.
There was a money showing rolled, but there was no coins. I think you would. I can't, I can't, can't. I can't.
It's true. It is true. I don't want to completely slag off the car so many, because it's, like you said, it wasn't your game you went to. It wasn't the game you went to.
If it was random mates' house, I think you'd have a going mate. Yeah, you'd get bored after the first level and go, this is a bit slow and shit. You would give it a go, because it's a new platformer. And we don't, you know, we don't kind of shy away from a platform.
If a platform is a funny, you've got to give it a go. And that's just curvy. Then you kind of go. And I'm like, do you want anything here?
Well, I mean, it is nice when he eats something, can you get an power? So... True, when he's walking, though, it's... Yeah, he's flying slow because he has clothes along.
Maybe he should just have sky levels. He should never be... I mean, there should never be grassy walks and there should always be platforms. I see he's got a new one, though, I think, any.
I'm not a new one, but I say he's a new point five years old, where he can eat like cars and shit and he just... So he can eat a car? No, I think it's like a... Oh, pang or something, or a hot rod?
Yeah, whatever, he can gain car. He can eat anything, but he can eat anything. It's that sort of deal. Whatever is on the level, he can eat it, and he just turns into a plane and shit.
I'm not playing it. Anyway, we got a great... Carcelvania on your round. Yeah.
Yeah, like I said, I don't think it is a bad game. I'm not saying it's a bad game, it's not like an off. I mean, I'm going to be super-street-fire because of the various reasons discussed previously. Yeah.
But yeah, it's not... Oh, you wouldn't say it's a shit game. Is it a mediocre game? Would it work in a mediocre context?
Yeah, I think it'd talk to him. He'd talk to him immediately, okay. Yeah, because if you're talking about the artwork, the actual levels themselves, I think they're spot-on. Yeah.
It's a problem that you can't do somersaults like Shinobi. If he could move him, he could move some moves. I think it'd be a much better game. Just imagine if you're doing somersaults and whipping and stuff like that.
Right? Yeah. Because he's a bit stiff-inny. But that's the way they moved on to it, didn't it?
Where they moved it to a more metchoidy type of veer where you had to get all the different powers from the shit you killed. Like Pokemon Snow. That would be quite good one. In the demon, you could get wings or you could kill a fucking water man and go on a war and ask you.
Yeah. Which, so they got there. They got their own ends. Not for this.
Just not for Super Castle, or Super Castle, or Super Castle. Anything else we can talk about at the Castlevania? Any other things before we declare that it has been defeated in the... It has got Dracula on it, obviously.
If a game has Dracula, and it's got Death and Israel, you do get its fight definitely spinning little fucking side, and it has got Dracula. Let's not that go for it. It's got a cool name. It's got a cool name.
Yeah, it's not shit. Maybe the name's too cool for the game. Super Castleania. That sounds pretty good.
It sounds like it's going to be super at least. Yeah. Should call it media oka-cassomania. And then yeah, people thought, this is a media oka.
Exactly, yeah. It's alright. It's brilliant. It's almost super.
This is almost the fourth of the super-cassomania. Yeah, so I'll just move swiftly on. I'll just go to the street barter. Reason is why it's beating it either.
It's just, when you get that snare controller in your hand, mate, you want something a bit faster pace. You want to, you know, no latency. You want to just be going, doing whatever you're doing. He's a bit, you know, just a whipping a little jump.
It doesn't do the same as being a doer-doer. You can, sure, you can psycho-crusher. You name it. Just like that.
Yeah, so who can? Yeah, who knows what they say. Who knows? Or you know, you know, matching with Chun-Lee.
It doesn't have the same kind of pull that anyone can pick up. Pick a character that you like because you've got that many characters to pick from. You're only knocking about Simon. What's his name?
Belmont. Is he the one in there as well? He's been 100 of a minute. Rich was in one of them.
I think it is Simon. Simon, that one. Yeah. There's another couple in there.
There's another one. There's a recidablum on there. Was he blonde in one game and not blonde in another? That's probably...
It's a shame. It's a shame. It's probably his time. He's a main fellow, isn't he?
Yeah, so I just don't think. It's come across, you know, it got through against Earthbound. I think right through the Soma, Earthbound. Yeah.
And all right, little RPG. Obviously, Pokemon is superior to it. You're going to put a game up against it. Castlevania.
It's a little bit... It's a platform mate. It's a platform that's going along way. You always want to play a platformer.
So it's done well to get past Earthbound. But it's just come up against Earthbound. It can't win. Yeah, I ain't going to go any games.
Every people out of it, I mean if you don't like beating, obviously, you're going to be going through Castlevania. Like, I mean disappointing Castlevania is one because you're thinking, I have Castlevania's loss because you're thinking speaking about shit. But the trouble is, we're doing a competition. So it's our rules.
And the Super Street Fighter has beaten it. Yeah. So I guess again, we mention it every time. They pick up and play.
They get me street fire. Even if you never played it before and you just pick up. I mean, you're going to get your ass kicked. But you just take your best and fucking buttons.
You're going to be wiggling your arms around, ain't you? Yeah. You're going to be doing something. You're going to be kicking and punching.
You're going to grasp the fucking fundamentals of it. You've also got three characters in it, mate. Suddenly you're blanker and Yhonda. Literally, if you just tap my button.
No, you just can't. I mean, that's my first, literally, I've must have said it before. My first go on Street Fighter II, I don't think it was a turbo. It was a long time ago.
It was in Spain, Little Kid, Arcade Machine, unpicking blanker. Why would I pick in the green monster? And you're sitting here watching a point because you've only got two per se, it's the second name. So I got a lot of money.
So I've got to watch a little bit and I'm seeing this green monster doing electric things. I was like, well, that's all I'm doing. It's just bashing me on. It's just bashing me.
It's just bashing me on. It's just bashing me on. It's just like when they turn into a skeleton mate, you know, beautiful. That's all you need, Yhonda, Bash Punch, does the 100 hand slap and Charlie does the kick.
So even if you wanted the button bash and you figured it out, because that's not a hard thing to grab, she's doing the kind of the start of it, you might win. When they made Yhonda able to move, so that was in Street Fighter II. That's brilliant. What the fuck?
If you have one of those turbo controllers, mate, the secret ones like a Logitech or one of those, turn it over one and just hold down below, because you can just, I use Toronto to jump drop back away. Because you can do it with the hard punch as well. Yeah. So you'll just keep destroying your body.
Two exchanges, two touches of your opponent. They're dead. So have we got to count again? Or is that any of the rest of the series off of that?
Was that like championship? Was that in like everything? That was everything I could do by two-turbo. But then I think when they started hitting alpha and like four and five, they stopped again.
Because they had to balance them. They nerfed him. Yeah. They've done that with the gap before, because the gap used to batter everyone.
Right. We need to make him a lot slower. And then he's just hanging for again, like making super slow. And don't, because again, he's grabbed twice.
That's it. He's perfect, did you? What's your face off? There's some sort of scrunching face as well.
We've got one of those moves. Yeah. But for many reasons, but like you said, pick up a play. Anyone can just, you can get beaten.
And then you can turn the game off in a big deal. When you turn it back on again, you're not really starting to level again with Castlevania. And then going off. I'm like, I'm going to pick up these stairs.
He takes ages to walk up these fucking stairs. Did it castlevania? Can you save it on Castlevania? I can't remember.
I was illiterate you had to just leave your face on forever. You must have been able to save it. Yeah, you must have been on Mega Man, did Metroid, did. Most of them, even fucking, Tony Tunes eventually had a save point in that point.
So yeah, you must have been able to save. Road run, didn't. Yeah, I'm wrong. You said about that.
Same one person I know thinks that's the best game in the world, and that's you. Second best game in the world. It's on it here. It was up against Street Fire.
I'll be screaming. But yeah, I think it must be able to save it, but it's still. Yeah, it does get tedious, I guess. If you get, like you keep getting fucking killed.
Right now, maybe Street Fire will get tedious after all. If you learn to fight, it'll be fine. Just go into options, put it on there. Start us down.
Yeah, pick someone, pick someone decent, pick someone decent, pick you on doing just literally just up doing the 100 hand slap and just walking backwards and forwards. Yeah, get yourself one of those controllers and then you'll have a good time. So, well, yeah, I get that. I mean, for that reason and that reason alone, he had been able to walk to an 100 hand slap.
That's, yeah, declared. So yeah, Street Fire going on to the next round into the semi-finals, and it's going to be, it's going to be interesting one. We've got another matchup coming very, very soon. Thank you.
Super Metroid versus Donkey Kong Country. Big time, main event player there, making a quarterfinals. That's a real quarterfinals crash, that is. Yeah, it's going to be a quarterfinals.
So Street Fire will be going against one of those dudes. So stay tuned.