Welcome ladies and gentlemen, the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. Mini, Turbo Torment, award ceremony. PAILING Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats! All rise for the GEMMars clear.
Thank you! Turbo Awards. King of Human Independence Throw me off the back of something We do mention something On the left I think I can. This is like a famous award, so we might know.
We're not going to mention the name because it's the turbos. It's the turbos. They're about what I mean. This is pretty much the beginning quite well.
So these are the awards for acknowledgement of great gameplay, great characters, great graphics, all these things that we come to love from video games. I think you love to enjoy them out playing on the fucking list next minute. Simple as that mate. Simple as that mate.
So we'll start you all off. We'll start you off the best music. Best music. What an award to get made because this is a soundtrack of your youth.
You know, you'd love to get this. If you wrote one of these tunes, mate, to get in here and be in it. We knew you was in fucking best music. You just, yeah, you'd hate the fuck the big time.
I mean, this is like, you know, getting on the TikToks. You get on YouTube, documentary, you know, your music's going to be like, everything mate. This is one of people fucking wanting. If you're in the music industry, if you ain't got a SNES as like, in best music, video, get caggly.
You do it normally. Yeah. So the nominations are Sarbox, F-Zero, Street Fighter 2 Turbo, and Mega Man X. Mmm.
If you'd like to do the honors and open the Golden Envelope there, please. And the award for best music goes to F-Zero. APPLAUSE You have to have that, bro. You think he's going to like it?
Don't punch me. Malcolm Puss! Down! He's on my lane and don't win, obviously.
We thought you were going to say a few words, but... Far from Puss, he says, mate. I'm punching the new sapphire down again. Do we take it?
Keep saying what to say. Just don't get in the fucking blue howl can later make it. Just get a cabo. Yeah.
Don't hug this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's booze. Yeah, of course he can. He's fucking doing it all in the shit.
He's a baller, mate, isn't he? He's a big-time baller. Donkeys. So keep an on theme with the audio and sounds and shit, mate.
It's best sound effects. Best S-Fx. S-Fx. S-Fx is a special effect.
Yeah, but this is special sound effects. This is special sound effects. Yeah, it's a best effect. The best special sound effects.
The best sound effects. Nominations. Yeah. Secret Manna.
Super Metroid. Super Metroid. Mmm. Street Fighter II servo.
He's an epi-pot. And Mega Man X. Oh, going there. And my lovely colleague will just open the corner block there.
And we've got Mega Man X. Wow. Mega Man X. Mega Man X.
And Mega Man X. And Mega Man X. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's lovely to have you, eh?
Yeah. Thanks for coming. Yeah. I don't know if you can give it to me.
It's not really, kind of, you need to give it to Mega Man X. It's not really... You've got to worry. It's not to worry.
It's not to worry. It's not to worry. It's not to worry. It's not to worry.
Yeah. This actually gave us a little video presentation, just an... You know, the Hollywood sign in the background or something, just saying you can't make. Oh, wait, we'll get rushes here.
Yes. We've just seen Rush taking the rewards off his own. That's fine. And he's writing names on pretty short legs and gentlemen, Mega Man has the seat received that one.
Lovely. Lovely. Don't need to worry about that. You know, breaking down the sound effects.
Mega Man does that some good little pupus. I think that's what we're going on there. There's a lot of... I mean, the wall jump.
Good. Yeah. I think the wall jump kind of... That claims it, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just using his beat, mate. Yeah, beautiful distances. I'm gonna have fucking B-jobs.
That's what I think. That's the noise. And a ring. The charge, right?
Yeah. I mean, that's why one thing. That's why. Yeah.
See what you want. See what you want. There's many reasons. So, moving on to, oh.
This is a good one, it's a good one. Best bad guy award. We love this one. We love this one.
We love a bad guy. We love a bad guy. We always do. It can be if you want it, if you want it.
It can be, we can do it. Easy, easy, we can do it. I would easily be one, no questions asked. We've got actually un-gotta belt.
Easy. Nominations for Best Bad Guy. Donkey Kongs, King K-Rool. Oh, we kissed it.
Street Fighter II Turbo's Embison. Boo. Boo, Boo, Boo. Yoshi's Islands, Baby Bowser.
Ah! Oh, wait, audience on that one. And SuperPantjals, piston hurricane. Boo!
And Matthew, if you'd like to reveal the winner. There he is. Nice, nice, nice, nice to you. And by side.
Nice, nice, nice to you. Nice, nice, nice to you. Nice. I'm in cycle questioning.
Take your water, sit down. Yeah. That's the health and safety hazard cycle question. Up and down.
You're switching from your seat. Do we have to do it? Yeah. You're literally no need.
Maybe showing off that you can hold back two seconds, quick, and everyone else, and do it the right time. But it's a time of the pace for it. Sit down now. And that's Japan, or Thailand.
Thailand. It's a shame that you could have worn your cape. You could have worn your cape. You are wearing it anyway.
Yeah. Why? I'll be right, Jake, because you won't do any costume. That's the point you said.
You don't want to say anything. But you didn't have to say it was a rake carpet. You don't want to have to make it. It's in the fucking bottom room.
You won't give money fucking pants, mate. You fucking literally. You can't make it ridiculous. You can't make pants because that's someone else are giving me.
Oh, yeah. That would be... Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
Because that would be stepping on someone else's toes. Yeah, all pants. All pants is, yeah. That would be stepping on someone's pants.
But all I'm saying is stop the cycle questioning because that gets irritating after a while and next time we're okay. Yeah. So we are moving on now to best gameplay. Very prestigious award here.
This is one of those... This is the award that you want to get. If you were a game developer character in a game, you won this award. You're basically...
You're basically the best game to play. The best game to play. The best game to play. And we've got...
I've only got two nominations here. And that's Metroid and Street Fighter. And Matthew, if you can just... I said, stick it on it.
I was open now. It's Street Fighter. It's Street Fighter. It's a pleasure to have you here.
You know, yeah. I'm sorry. Don't... What's...
No, that was... I'm Ken. I'm with the whole dance again. Oh, I'm coming up again.
Well, I love you. Ken, you can't sing that song, mate. I didn't branch out. You can't use...
I know it's about a last year. You can't sing that song because then Disney... Disney or Matteo will be doing... ...Lavaji.
Mateo. Mateo. They might say, innit. Yeah, do you ever done that?
Must be... Yeah. Well, yeah. But less...
Oh, I'm God's little fucking serious. You can't sing that song. You can sing that song. We can play your theme tune and we'll talk over it.
So we don't get covered. But we played that tune. We're done. That's it.
That's the end of September. It's great. But thanks for coming. Yeah, don't take any more.
I'll probably give it to you, though. Best. No, you're not the part of being it. You're like, how many it comes in?
And fire comes out of your hands too often. Yeah, and you can't control it as well. So you play that one. Yeah.
Yeah, except for my opinion. I don't know why I borrowed that one. That was on you. Yeah, Ken.
Sit down, please. Please. Next up, mate, we have the nostalgia award. What a lovely one.
What's better than nostalgia, mate? I mean, it's more feeling than it is. I don't think there's anything better than nostalgia actually. You know, break down your life.
The best things aren't nostalgia. Right. Yeah. The past is better, right?
The past is a little better. Yeah. Everyone loves the past. So we've got it in there.
So nominations go to... Secret Barna. Super Mario Kart. Super Mario World.
Yeah, actually good. And F zero. Yeah. beautiful, brought a farmer and some close together.
Look at that. Look at that. Beautiful. Let's have a little...
Any way to go, Stu. And it goes there. Oh, Mario Kart! APPLAUSE Go, GIRP me.
Come on. Come on. They all come up. Yeah, come up.
Da-da-da. Da-da-da-da. Hey, let's do that. Da-da-da-da-da.
Oh, don't we come with it? Oh, don't we come with it. Oh, don't we? Oh, beautiful, best mate.
Beautiful, best. That's come to... Oh, yeah. Come on, come over there.
Junior's. One of your turn in music. Da-da-da-da. What come out, Vince?
Lovely, lovely. Ah, ah, ah. Nice. Take a look at the boy.
It could have. I mean, I... I would have said it could have made it. If we went loud, then wouldn't it?
True. I don't want fucking go-carts to us. I don't want fucking go-carts to us. The dooms, yeah, these days.
Nice, maybe. 24-24. Yeah, well deserved mate. Well deserved.
Well deserved. Love the Mario Kart. Absolutely. Love the Mario Kart.
Yeah, fucking beautiful game. King Game. Could have got further in the tournament. Just was up against...
I love you when I hit mate. I'm not really... I'm not really... I'm not really...
I'm not really... I'm not really... Well done, America. Next up, my favourite award.
I love that, you know, for all those cosplay lovers out there, we've got the best costume award. And this is a special place, mate. You know, we've done NWA, we've done NWO and NWO. All the greats.
Yeah. You've got a good costume design. You've got a lot of costume design. Yeah, yeah.
Radens hat. Yeah, rad. Beautiful. See, cos it's...
It's glasses. It's glasses. It could be eyes. It could be eyes.
Yeah. Kevin, that's his hair. You know, loads of things. Load of things.
More things than we've got time to talk about. Don't kick on Junior. It's a little best. Oh, yeah, yeah.
In his little best. On a go-kart. Spin around with his hands up. And you can make him beat the ghost more and be a small person himself.
He's a little bit better. So, he's either way, you're winning. Next up, we've got super ghost singles. We've got ARPA, the knight in his pants.
Lovely white friends. Lovely white friends. It's a heart on the neck. Yeah.
Next up, we've got Street Botty Turbos, Chun-Lee. Ooh! Ooh! Say no more, say no more.
Oh, right. And last but no means least, we've got Super Castle Banias. Simon Belmont. Oh, no, no.
Hair with me. Hair with me. Ladies and love it. The ladies and love it.
There's somebody on the coconut holding him out. And it is ARPA in his pants. Oh, ARPA. Get over it.
Get over it. Somebody hit him. Someone hit him. This is Arnold.
Hold on. Pen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's one thousand.
Oh, that's a right man. You can't do it. You can just smack up. Go.
Let's not throw it. You have to kick his head helmet on the ground. Let's keep it calm for now. I know you haven't been nominated.
Your son's been nominated. You haven't been nominated. Enbicing to pressure people, right? It's dangerous, right?
You just kick net people. I mean, you want someone to finish your toilet up. Come with yourself down. Hello, ARPA.
Have you seen the pants before? It was beautiful. It's beautiful. Beautiful.
It's beautiful. Yeah, not that natural. Not that natural. You're just sat here.
Well done, though. Sit back. Stay. Good point.
Yeah, yeah. We don't need to speak either. It's all about use. Got a name I want to say for you.
Up. Next up, we've got ... I mean, these are all machines that have worked, but this is a top tier one. character make.
Or, unless it's good because it's time for some of the back people to shine in it. Because sometimes they get crystal background and a lot of games are always about the main character, but what a forefront. Do you want to get, do you want to get, do you want to get, do you want to get back to all these people that are just a bit of a side, help them along the way? Exactly.
They did that part. They wouldn't, and the main character wouldn't be the character they are without those important characters, mate. You mean you said, but without your sporty characters you're nothing. You need them in the background.
Otherwise you're a background mate. We can do it out. Nothing, nothing going on. They want to see Mario running around punching nothing.
Well, he's not eating nothing. No. Not on the Yoshi. He's punching the Yoshi, not the Yoshi, he's eating shit.
How will you gain that? Exactly. Nothing like that. It's fine.
Gast. Nomolations. Luigi. Mario.
Luigi, Mario. Johnny Lee. Again. Obviously.
Good letter. Did he come? Did he? Did he?
Yeah. Did he? Nice hat mate. Nice hat.
You look by Albeit. You look by Albeit. Super Mario RPGs. Mario.
I've got a lot of it. You look by Albeit. It's Marrow, come up here! You can say I'm here, right?
Is it your support character? No, no. Sit on my knee, right? How about you?
You're going to find out it's happened? Yeah, fuck you. You can watch my knee. What's going on about it's that, like...?
I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I'm working with sat. Yeah, they...
Sunday's your night. Sunday's your night, Sunday morning. But Marrow must... You got to do Sunday's to go to church.
He is there. He's down the Saturday night. All day's a fucking day. He's fucking playing at the weekend.
Eddie, Eddie, Ricky's making fucking top of it. Nah, you're good, Marrow. Yeah. So, I'll hand it over to the Landlord of the establishment.
Matthew, if you'd like to take over this award. Right, next one, we've got... It's a Turbo Tavern Invitation. Now, this is quite a prestigious award in a sense, and not everybody gets the invite to the tower.
Not people just turn up, but they get in on a very different story. But this is to get actual invitation from the Landlording South, me, to come in to the tavern, sit down and come and drink on the house. Yeah, yeah. One drink.
One drink, okay. So, the nominations are... Valco? Good lad, good lad.
Don't keep on. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no. He's good lad.
And Kirby. Kirby. Good. And the winner, mate?
Yeah, he's good. He's good. Yeah he's good. Yes Kirby.
He's good. Take him off. Take him off. Take him off.
Take him off. Just... Jayce, don't be silly. Come on.
Take him off. Come down, Turbo. We'll get a couple of beers in here. Oh, you do get a couple of beers in here.
We'll do it. We'll get some fucking... Get some bottles in here. We'll take a couple of beers.
Yeah, we'll do it. No, we'll do it. We'll do it. You do bring it up to the car.
No, don't come. I know you are classy mate, but you can go a bit Larry I'll back to replace that ceiling three or four times now Kirby. You've never done any damage to no I'll be there. Exactly.
No damage. And then we get surrounds in because we run in the table never ask for credit. It catches your cashman. Cash all the time all day long.
Cash is king mate. Kirby is king mate. Kirby is king. So now, no, no, no.
Yeah, see stuff out there. Yeah, well done. Next up we've got all this is the, uh, this is the bottom up. Oh, yeah, this is the, oh, this is the worst game award mate.
Yeah, it's the man's winning. Yeah, you didn't, no one, no one wants the winner. No one wants the winner. So the nominations are concert three.
Yeah. And if you could do the honors in, you know, okay. He's not, he's not kicking up. Don't do spinning bullets, he's in the field ends.
Right. It's concert three. Well, that's actually right. Well, that's right.
You don't even get that. You don't even get that. You don't even get that. I can't give you that.
So, yeah. So, we literally let you in for this. So, yeah, fuck off now. Yeah, Lee.
Lee, Lee, Lee, you didn't take a stay, they didn't. Yeah, I mean, they didn't. Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
I'm going to have to go to the gym. Yeah. I mean, if you could be the aliens in that game and kill country, man. That'd be brilliant.
Great game. Yeah, fuck off. Country four. Country four.
Yeah, that's it. Next up, mate, we have the worst game player award. And this is a, this is a, this is a tough one. Yeah.
Same kind of scenario. I've just got a nomination list in front of me and it's hard to say, but I'm going to have a nomination for the worst game player award in Star Fox. Oh, I can't do that. No, it's not, no, it's not, it's not.
It's just saying. If you give us Falco, Falco, Falco, it would be fine. Let's not have you even turned up. No, it's not even fucking spoke about him before.
Exactly. No. The only reason we're saying is it's just fucking triangles. Yeah.
Well, open the event, mate, just make sure what it's, it's the same. Yeah, it's, it's, yeah. So we give you a chance. Yeah.
It might be something else. But we try. We try. Don't play much.
Yeah. Yeah. Just triangle going up and going up and going down and going down and going up. I don't know.
It's just, it was made to early mate. It was made to, they made out on the PlayStation tier or something. It could, it could have been a really good game, but it wasn't, it was just triangles. Yeah.
I mean, someone's got a reason and someone's got all going in it. Yeah. Yeah. And stuff.
We're not saying it's the worst game. No. We're not saying it's the worst game because we played it and I played it again. I'll give it another go every now and then to see if it's all better.
And it just, it's not a good game. No. No, it's just not enjoyable to play. Some odd game plays bad.
Fuckin' isn't it. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. But everything about your game is shit.
That's just an all right game. But the game plays are good. about your game is shit, I'll fuck up. Just getting it on, putting it in again.
Aliens, yeah, you can say. You're fine, you're fine. Don't have to do it, you can kill him. Yeah, me do it easy anyway, just do it.
Just do it. Just get ready then, yeah. Right, next award, maybe we're getting into the deep end of the awards now. And now we've got the best original story.
Oh! So we're talking, you know, this is a longer format of a game, we're talking something that takes you through a journey. Cool, you wouldn't do it. Cool, you wouldn't keep doing it, so help me.
You wouldn't keep doing it, you wouldn't do it, you wouldn't do it, you wouldn't do it, you wouldn't do it. Yeah, you wouldn't win the game, you won't win the game. You're walking on, you know, battle in the bad ends, you know, it's just- Can't just go around. Yeah, smash it in some pot.
So nominations are Super Mario RPG. Yeah, they got that one there, Mario. The Legend of Zelda would have linked to the past. Super Mario- Super Metroid.
Yeah! And Secret of Mana. Ooh, everyone knows Mario's. And the winner, mate.
Yeah, the winner, mate. What have we got? Ah, well done. Secret of Mana.
You won it. You won it. It's good. It's great, you think?
Your magic, mate. You got magic. No. What a little freeze.
Oh, no, it's a nice one. No, we've got all this little f***ing magic bedroom as well. Yeah. We've got Undine.
No. No. Shadda. Shadda.
Oh, yeah. And... Sofid. The lightning one.
Yeah. Blue and yellow sofid. Yeah. Sofid.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Love to see you Canada World. Anyway, here you go. It's quite a good one. Yeah, go on that.
Yeah. Magic over here. Oh, yeah. It's quite a crowd, please.
It's quite a crowd. It's quite a crowd. It's quite a crowd. Yeah.
It's a bit in the cycle question. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
He's audio upset. So, next up, we have the best graphics. Oh, this again, and this is one of the striageways, and the prestigious one again. So, this is...
Sorry, nominations. Go to Yoshi's Island. Now, give one like a card, give one like a card, and like a card. Mega Man X.
Yeah. Mega Man X. Yeah, no, yeah. Kirby's Dream Course.
Yeah, it's coming in heads. And a background. No, it's 3D. Yeah, it's 3D.
And Donkey Kong Country. Yeah, I've got a bloody ears. Oh, Donkey. There he is.
There he is. Yeah, he's got his hands. Yeah, he's shaking his own hands. Oh, I've got a little bit.
I forgot. I forgot what we got. Yeah, he's Donkey Kong Country. Yeah, he's got a big ear.
Come on. Come on. Yeah, he's got a big ear. He's got a big ear.
He's got a big ear. He's got a big ear. He's got a big ear. He's got a big ear.
He's got a big ear. Mr. Gumpy. Isn't he a grumpy?
Me? Me? Me? Me, me?
Me? Me? Me? Me?
Me? Me? Me? That's a ciao or Mum form.
You take it out? Yeah, he's not a fucking expo. Do it as well. Your son knows that friendly hard.
Shout to see. Right. Don't come. sell to Pl Peak.