Because he's playing radio for you. It's the angry show. I know. It's angry.
Why angry? We're angry. Why angry? Because everyone is fucked.
You're not angry. You just had dinner. Everyone is fucked. I'm not hungry.
I'm not hungry. Yeah, but not when we're angry. He's not hungry. He's not hungry.
No, he's just angry. It's angry. And security, he's going to pay back in frickin' Vegas. Security's playing with radio freedom.
Yeah, but he's playing for you. Yeah. I know, I know. He's playing for you.
She wants to go to the family. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know. Yeah, but when he gets it, the wife of the dog moves out and got radio freedom over there to adjust the set.
But security's worth exactly what I think is anything that's ready. Yeah, well, this one, he can't. But this one, he can't. He's wrong with this one.
It's digital. How was that? He was wrong with it? No.
That's what I said. Hey. Everyone was asking me, by the way, they saw you. And then they didn't.
They did it. Yeah. But they saw you. And then they didn't.
And you didn't. Because now I expected something the next day. Yeah, yeah. And the night for dinner, they booked.
Oh, the second night. No, no, the first night. When we were there, when he came that day that night, they booked the pub. And for 20 people, that didn't include Al, eight that we had.
So I rang him, couldn't get a booking. Yeah, that's right. And then just happened to walk in there. And then the table all mixed up.
Yeah. Are you there? Oh, fuck. Okay.
That's what I'm angry because I'm forgetting everything. He's getting old. No, I'm just pissed off. Why are you pissed off?
Because I am. Because they're not too fucked. Just don't know anything about the table. The Lord works at Mr.
Eswentum. The Lord works at... Tomorrow, can you tell them to come because I need a fucking hand. I need to give you strength to deal with everything you need.
No, no, no. I don't want to do it very well. The pub was busy last week. Was it?
Yeah, he was... he was doing everything. I know, but surely he scored up one. Yeah, no.
This week he should come. Plus it's all the rocks in a couple weeks. Yeah. It does a favour.
Yeah, no, it should. It does a favour. It's not. What do you got after?
You're going to have to go to the old talk. Ah, podcast. We're at the Tom's Lair tonight. So posted by Peter Oronos introducing the roving report.
Good night. And we've got Radio Freedom over the other desk. Security's working on an old-fashioned AM. So you can't fix it.
It's not because we've got a reserve on the bench. You've got a live audience on one. So she had talking, filling for security. By the way, we'll have a layer here soon.
We've needed the room set up. I saw the room. Yes. That was the couch along the wall.
And the original, we may have to bring it all across here. It's because we're going to go in the new factory. It may not be ours anymore. We may have to rent it out.
Yeah. So it's quite on. It's like we're going to come here because the lollicrowd had left. Yeah.
And the TV on Sunday, we're buying a 75-inch. Yep. We're getting... we set up perfectly.
Okay, let's do it. I've got all the mixing gear, the recording. And the fridge is full. And the fridge is full.
Thanks to Mr. Lika. But no, it's half full. I went in there earlier.
And it's like a few minutes about to fall over. That zesty lemon is full to the top. From our sponsor, Mr. Lika.
And the passion for it is almost finished. Yeah. So it's like when you... Remember when your kids are near Poland, your parents would buy the chocolate vanilla and the strawberry?
And the strawberry would always be the last one left. Look at the chocolat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The audience is a great...
and no one would want to eat the strawberry, but then you're forced to. Do you remember the... Because you're mumbling about your new one. Because your aunties all over it and they'll always bring out the passion.
Passion, I know. You remember that the king? Yeah, but never that the king. Passion is back.
Yeah, that was the marketing. And she'll tell us holding up a creamy side. That's the drink for all the age girls. Anyway, pink last...
last... last... last... So when you came to Bathurst for a little bit.
So the Bathurst for a little bit. Unfortunately, Tom, you were going nothing again. Yeah, so this time I left the mic with Tom, but Tom did it on. I did it on.
It was a week weekend. That was a week. I don't know. Because it was a long weekend.
Everyone was very chilled down there. Every weekend the six hours is the weekend. Is it? It was the other weekend where was it?
No. The Bathurst challenge. The two hour case. No, we were setting up for that.
Was it a day out there this weekend? Yes. Yes. He was.
We're already booking for the next Easter. We're trying to get some international drivers to the everyday driver boys. So how did our RCA go? How did the short father and son go?
And Coxie? From his little? Coxie came. Well, it finished.
It had a few little... like done. I'm upset on the qualifying. It was losing top of the car.
Lucky at the donor car. They only changed everything. And it just miraculously worked with the... Right, nice work.
As if a lad had wagged his wand or did he have a wand? Wasn't that a wand? Someone. Harry Potter's got a wand.
Harry Potter. Harry Potter. Harry Potter's got that Ford Anglia. Has he?
He's got that old PC Ford Anglia. The Flies. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Flies. Actually, I can't see something. She's probably a cars fan too. Oh, hang on.
She's like the 911 cars. Yes. Oh, and he's got the town on the art. Oh, yeah.
Hey, by the way, F1. I went to the F1. I did that. So, the week before.
So, I went down with my daughter. We got this. We drove down. I drove down.
I took the Hylians B200D. We got a whole bunch of them. You got about ten in the car park at work and you took someone else's. Yeah, I took the B200D.
Yeah. And got there with a full tank. The B-Daw. No, the B-Carts.
Mate, got there full tank. Beautiful. And then average the... I posted it at 5.2 litres, OK.
Yeah, when you fill up the bees, the diesel ones, if you press the... How much fuel you got there, it goes into the thousands of kilometres. Yeah, it was going up. It was giving me three kilometres.
Like we had a quarter of a go, so they had 900. It was still going up. Why didn't you take the tester? We only had two days.
Yeah, what's that? It's a test. No, the test is great, but when you've got... haven't got much time.
So I left during the day and then picked up my door and she flew in. And then Sunday after the race, we got in the car and drove straight back. We got home at 2.30. The test will have been 4.30.
We both had work. The reason why I'm teasing him is because when Peter comes to Bathurst, we had to pick him up at the Bathurst Museum, the charger. Oh, yeah, so I did take the lever there for the whole day. Yeah, that was because I was a tasking, I didn't want to pay for the Tesla charging down the road.
But it got me home. It got me home. Yeah, because the car was all down. I didn't mean it when I was in Bathurst.
I was waiting to go there and see a line up of people trying to charge with those dollars. But we turned up at night to pick it up and the car pack was full of New Zealand. We're like, oh, something's going on. And you said...
Yeah, I went for work was HQ Awards. It's all 3-8s and nudes and I was out for the Tesla. We went to the museum the next day and took my cousins from Adelaide into the museum. And what they got in there is Craig Lowndes.
Shout out. He's found the podcast. Shout out to your cousins. Oh, Leo and Flod, how are you?
Shout out. In South Australia they own a plumbing business. I wish I could remember the plumbing business and I'll give it up. That could be my list of all talk about your outlook.com.au but you're angry today.
Yeah, very angry. We're in the museum and we're seeing my sister found a plant, I remember a video plant that happened that some of them missed it on Mother's House. And I'll show you my son, it was Craig Lowndes's... The Green Monster.
The Falcon with those Green Monsters. And when I told my son I found that plant he'd like, oh yeah, right. And then I had a go to him yesterday and he finally believed me. But I was thinking, idiot, I should have taken a photo of him standing next to it in the museum.
Because I've got a photo of the car. Oh, the car, the car's in the museum. Are we going there again next year? Yes.
So just to compare, so we went down the F1. The driver was great, the B-Class behaved. My daughter had a ball, she's a Ferrari fan, my son-in-law, future son-law, maybe Charles Leclerc. She loves Charles.
So we were hoping to bump in and introduce ourselves. I can't get it. I was a bit concerned about how your daughter's going to like this. So we went down there, she was decked down in a Ferrari again.
It was a Ferrari one, two thing, Carlos, right? Yeah. Because Max's car, the brake's a corner fire. I've laughed two.
And I've never heard a crowd cheer so loudly. And then we recorded and watched it when we got home. And you could hear the fans cheer in an F1 show. Like, normally it's the cars in the night.
Mate, the Aussie crowd cheats so loudly came through on the TV. It was incredible. So we met there, everyone was cheering that. But everyone on the track was wearing the papaya orange from McLaren and Ferrari.
There was no one in Red Bull, no one. What's his name in the out? Pia Oscar. No, the other guy.
Oh, the other guy. Oh, the other guy. Daniel Riccardo. Daniel Riccardo.
You couldn't find. Mother daughter loves Yuki. I wonder why they're all gone. Everyone was weeping until this new kid from Australia has come up.
Yeah, Oscar's amazing. He's not like Daniel. We're extremely, what do you have to say? We pick a choos who we want to follow.
I know, but Oscar's very professional. I think he's young. It's his second year where Daniel used to be the clown. We all like the clown.
And all of a sudden, I believe he might have got for someone. Yeah, it was serious. Daniel, if you're early. You're more than welcome to come on the show.
But when you're in a race with a low-level support, you'll get to hurry up. You don't even have to win. We like the clown. So it was interesting to see Mick Doorn on a motorbike doing laps with his son in one of the old Brevin cars.
What was he? Because his son's a reserve driver for Alpene. So the one. The one.
Alpene. No, Renault. The old Renault. Not Alpene has been.
Alpene is the sports Renault. That was down. The same one was sticked out. But the merchandising, it's only the big four.
There's like a big merchandising tent for Mercedes, Ferrari, McLaren and Red Bull. They're the only ones who can afford to buy it before they can sell it. And then if I want to get something for Yuki, there's nothing. If you want to go for a team that comes last, there's not much to do.
There'll be something. I'll look for my other daughter. But anyway, so we bought her a Carlos Ferrari hat and she loved it. We got it to her.
So Melbourne was fun. They're not here, I collect that. Mate, but they weren't playing. They had numbers.
No, no, no, no, no. I know the style. So they got trains on the road in Melbourne. They got trains on the road.
Yeah, you have to go in front of them. But they don't stand their own tracks. They're just a little of the road in the train coming. You eat everything.
Book turns. Well, in Bathurst, the same thing, they've got those weird things when you turn right. Oh, yes. You've got to go in front of it.
It's not like it's the opposite of a roundabout. You've got to go in front of the land post in the middle. Yes, that's right. You're not ever here on with the other side.
You did. I'm talking to that. I was there. Yeah.
So you went there long enough. Yeah. I did 24,000 steps. I didn't want to do it.
Yeah, man. That's 10 kilometres. I know. Really?
What do you want to watch that? That's for. We just wanted to look at the cars and then we had all the Ferraris. I guess I just did that in Adelaide.
Yeah, but I'm coming in dust. They look so sad. All these collector cars are lined up on the golf course there. And I'm just coming in dust by Sunday.
No one cleaned them or nothing. I can understand walking because in Adelaide when they're farmers there, we used to walk around everywhere there. Because it's a big show in the middle of the, like, arena, if you want to call it, in the middle of the track. But you know what, after we watched the F2 and the other cars, this I guess.
I'm not supposed to. Those kids are fucking crazy. Well, they want to get somewhere. Yeah, no.
You'd sign a win or if you win, too, you can't defend your crown. You're then a reserve for F1, supposedly. Yeah, you can't go back. That's where Oste Pius can be one of two.
He was a reserve driver for one of two. I don't know if you want that much. I just, ever since it's at Adelaide, I'm not interested. Were you from again?
Adelaide. Oh, okay. Pete, what are you trying to? I'm not going to go.
I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go.
I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm going to go to the Uncle of Galilee. Fix up the leak.
I don't know. You spray him? No, that's a shitting problem. That's the other plumbing problem.
You need a doctor for that. Yeah. But at Bathurst, going up on top of that hill, looking down. How amazing is that view?
Did you come up? Yes, I was there. Man, so you've been serious now. You're taking the piss.
No, because you stuffed it up. You left early, man. You left way to work. I can't even remember.
You got under the pub. That's the worst thing. Oh, boy, the drinks. What's that next to us?
Yes. I had a salad in your lap to me. I remember. Yes, because you had lunch at 3.30, then I had dinner at 7, and I didn't want to eat except for you.
No, I didn't want to eat that much. I had a salad. I ate to be courteous. I want to look after myself.
I want to get back into modelling. Right, yeah. The view of the top of the hill at Bathurst is amazing. I took some happy stuff.
You get the difference in elevation. Yeah, it's pretty high up there. It's like, you know, we describe it as the like the Nervu ring, not Nervu ring of Australia, but it's just a different track altogether. I'm not a speaker.
I mean, it's still six and a half kilometres to get around. No, no, no, no. But because it's a public road during the day... Have you ever heard King of the Mountain?
Yeah, yeah. There's a song, you know? Is it a song? It's a song.
You know what I mean? I'm an A6 King of the Mountain. No, no, no. I'll do that.
Okay. So, stories when you're on your P-plate. It's right, I'm about to check them out. Oh, fuck.
The audience is checking. They're obviously too young to remember that last century famous man. But do you remember stories when you're on your P-plates? I never really displayed them for two minutes.
All right, remember, I remember being on my earls in EH. Do you remember? No, no, no. No, no, no.
I was thinking, keep one as a donut. And right, and I took off from the lights, flat out, in my earls, free the tree, you know? Yeah. And when we got up to the roundabout, the guys giving me the thumbs up like, you know, because I'm on my earls and I dragged post-em and...
Yeah, was that a cop? No. No, I got that. It was a cop.
So, I get a phone call from my daughter at night, 30 at night. She goes, Dad, I can't get the car out of the parking spot. I go, what do you mean? Obviously she's got it in there.
It's surrounded by garbage, but it was a good night. Where she'd finished at work. And I basically said to a sweetheart, get out of the car, move the beans. Are you from who?
With the kids. Stop the car, put your hands on to their side streets, put the beans back on the road for the people and go home. So, it was so funny when I heard that. But it's so funny.
And then the other thing, because she's learning on her car's the beetle, and we talked about the beetle on the podcast. It's a 10-year-old car. So, it hasn't got the wheeled bang pushed by the guy like the Tesla that she's learnt on. So, I get another phone call, Dad, I can't start the car.
I'm like, yeah, is the battery lights on, yeah, the lights are on. It won't start. I can't turn the key. The steering wheel was locked.
So, I had to... Tom's got a door to it. It happened to my daughter when I went away. And I was put on going to have to drive for two and a half hours.
You thought the car was dead? No, no. I knew what it was. But she couldn't undo it.
Her friend's going to get a battery. So, you're going to touch the car. It's fine. Just do this.
My daughter was put on the steering wheel the wrong way. Like when I said to her, I pulled down on it. And then when she went the other way, I was about to drive it. I rang up, I got the light.
What's the name of the business? What's the name of the business? What do I work it? Obviously, no.
No. One more. I'll bring you the boss. I'm sure the audience is right at breath.
They're going to find out what the... You're just... At least you're not angry now. You're happy.
I'm happy. You're ringing out of light. I'm in my favorite cousin. In Adelaide.
In Adelaide. I'm checking answer the fuck of Fain-Eater. No. Is it busy working?
Maybe they're sleeping. To get up early. No one answers the phone. No one answers the phone.
Listen to the next podcast. There you go. They're probably... You're right.
They're sleeping in Adelaide. What time they turn the lights off in the city? Is there seven thirty? The council closes the lights.
You got there. Oh, look. She's bringing me back. Nicky.
Leo ain't answering his phone. What's the name of his... What's the name of the plumbing business? You're not your other boyfriend.
Your husband's one. No, I say it again. Say it again. Plum.
Plum. Plum. Plum. Plum.
Fars. Plum. Fars. Plum.
Fars. Okay. Okay. So, listen to the next show.
Bye. Bye. My favorite cousin, by the way. Plum.
Plum. That's... Plum first. Why'd Harry Ford have that name?
You know, Plum pizza, that's what the P. Might like it out now, you're short into Rhonis. It's obviously a Greek name. And my damn red school...
What was it originally? It was Margarone. It's my guy, Roni. But dad goes, I should cut it to a Rhonis.
They could be on the top of the yellow pages for his business. The yellow pages. The yellow pages. Not happy, Jan.
That's not the best answer. Oh. Drama's with Harry Teach plates. What?
You heard what happened, my brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The same thing happened to me five years ago. Really?
Yeah. They had a mass blitz on the M5. Who? Custom care.
That's a nightmare for police. Okay, so that's right. So basically the police decided that Saturday night to block every exit on the M5 and do just blitz breath testing. That's why I came very low.
And if you went to go to the exit and you missed it, they had other cop cars waiting for you to pull you over on the freeway. So it was a massive blitz. So a lot of the cop was working from the area and they pulled you over. Everyone got stopped.
He got breath tested. He's on his exit. Literally two corners from home. And Custom Care said those number plates you've got reproduced, they're not legal, and he convinced to take them off.
Now those double plates are heritage plates, they're like the miracle plates. They built, they were made like decades ago. You pulled them off. Sorry.
Yeah, they're heavy. And my brother, we just wrote about his fine days and emails and I found them emails from five years ago when they pulled me over to the M3. I sent him to my brother who then showed Custom Care. And Custom Care didn't care.
And he took them off and then George was sitting on the side of the road with his wife and with the car with nine plates and he goes, how do I get home? He goes, the car's registered. You could drive it home. So Custom Care said you can drive home.
He goes, I'm going to go to RMS on Monday morning and... He's wrong because you can't drive a bad bike. Yeah, but Custom Care said he went. So George didn't drive the car all weekend, didn't bring it to work on Monday.
Custom Care came in to the office for his tail of his 20s legs because I don't know what they would have said to in the back of the station said you... You're a digger. You knob. I apologize.
I'm a patrol. Yeah, I'm a patrol. I won't say where from. And Custom Care brought the number plates back and left them at the office.
At least you bring them back and at least you apologize. When I copped it, my guy said you didn't take them off. He records the front ones were in the back ones weren't that both the same. He said he reported my vehicle on the system.
So I went to the back of the police and basically saw a nice, she was Custom Care but really care. She was Custom Care really nice lady and she looked up at the computer. I had to wait because it was front after noon and all the people that needed to report once a week were all near the last minute. And then I sort of spoke in fluent English and she looked it up.
She goes nothing marked in the system. So my Constable gave life to me as well. It was full of shit. And I emailed...
But there is a lot of plates that are being done. But I can understand the plates because what people are doing, especially in the areas where the environment is, is they're getting 00456 or whatever. Like me. And then they do reproduce and they cut them down and make them look like they're at each place.
But the reason why they're cracking down is because they want it to... The old plates maybe they get picked up by the cameras. They reflect. The husband's ringing me now.
The old plates. So yeah, so Constable Care brought the old plates back and just sort of believe. But you're right, they are cracking down. They were full of money, those plates and my brother panicked for a bit.
But they'll genuinely, he didn't have enough of the war. Anyway, it's fixed. It's done. So don't worry.
We'll have it again. I've been pulled over and my life doesn't. Another thing happened, I had the C-Class for a couple of weeks. We went out one night.
This guy was letting me use, like it was a busy set on the car park, drove the car. The guys like guiding me in, the people from Queensland, they're leaving. And he was going to... Where?
At Chatswood. We're going to go bowling and he stopped and waved at me. You know, one of the other windows. You don't have to take a photo of your number plate.
Okay. That's fine. Because my brother-in-law's got the same number plate in Queensland. Oh, shit.
One of the odds. I didn't remember. He was the mistake plates. One of the odds.
No. Yes. The C-Class. So he took a photo to Centro's brother-in-law.
She was the Centaphone of his. And he's also got developer. So he took a photo of our plates instead of the Queensland to his brother-in-law. They were exactly the same.
Now, I'm thinking, what happens if you go through a Cameron Queensland? I can take the C-Class now and go through every Cameron Queensland. And the other guys have to get the bill. Maybe not.
Who knows? No, he was sure there was one. Yeah. But the computer doesn't read.
The computer just says the plates and sends them out. Well, they've got to do it. It's going to drive. It's going to drive.
It's going to drive. It's going to drive. It was freaky. He's waving me down.
He's all excited. I think that's what you're buying is my buddy. Just what you're buying. What did you do in the last show?
We did a live drive. We've probably heard of it. A few live drives. A lot of live drives.
What do you got coming up? Coming up. We've got a little night going to drive a car from the 90s. We're not going to say what it is yet.
You probably know which one it is. It's that car that's outside of the L.A. at the car. That's it.
I want to surprise you. It's a yesteryear car. It's going to be fun. It's got four pants.
I was in Paul's Corvette yesterday. I should have had the Paul. It's the A. That was a beautiful car.
What year? You're looking for these guys. It was the first Australian to do the Corvette. We figured it in one of the...
And what was that? Red. Morone. And what?
I think it was two white ones. See eight? Yes. How much do they want for them?
No. I said everything where I go to the prison. Who hit the office? Again, yesteryear stuff.
They're selling street directories. Oh, go one? Yeah. You know how to use a street directory?
I don't know how to use a street directory. You don't know how to use a street directory? What do you know? You got a show.
I don't know how to use a street directory. You know how to use a street directory. I showed my daughter she was like lost. She switched her life.
She switched her life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like how you got from page to page to page. I was good at that.
She was like, how do you do this dad? That's how we used to do it the old days. Yeah. Now it's just I need to go to back down and turn it.
So that was a freak out. And then I also explained to her. I think it was gregries. They got fake street names.
Yeah. Fake streets on certain maps. For the future. No.
So you don't find a copy of their maps. So back in the day, they'd have a fake cul-de-sac with a fake name. So you'd even a street. Yeah.
So if I was a knock-riggeries and reproduce their map with a fake street, then they can say, really copy their map. Yeah. I did that. I think all break-rigries are all.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I probably don't know.
I probably don't know. I probably don't know what the year that is, but they are kept at one. Yeah. So they had the girls for a doubt.