into bag. What is it? You're personalising yourself now. What do you say, white end?
See, you blow it out, you push the bag, you're pushing a bag now. And what's it doing? Oh, maybe it's at the end of. You're in the fucking instructions.
Airflow bag using both hands softly and thingy. You should take around for 20 seconds, it's normal for the tester to become warm. Do you have to take the cap before? Oh yeah, it does.
Fucking hell. The police talking is long. The bag's not. Yeah, you've got to, the results are in the tube.
That was what it's saying. Can you fucking read it? Fuck me. Fuck.
Okay, one, blow here. You've got that part right? You've fucking got it right here. Two, snap off caps at ends of tube.
Discard crystals in bin. Three, insert white end of tube into neck of airbag. Four. Hell, where do you snap it?
This is fine. How do you do this? You don't. This is fine.
What do you snap? Snap both ends. And white crystals go into the bin. And the other end?
The other end. And then insert white end of tube back into neck of bag. Oh, so then it reads your arm breath. What if it says I've got bad breath?
Is it a breath smell? No, no, you've taken the bag. Grab that one, the wrapper. It says what?
Grab this one. I know that just says the root like over the lid. The little bit. If it goes into green, which is dumb, the lid line, then you're over the limit.
If it's in yellow, it needs to fine. That's fine. So what's the lid line? It's your thinking last night.
Yes. You're in yellow. Yeah, you're fine. That's bullshit.
You never be able to do that, Trump. I think it's a fucking Trump. You probably try to drop it like a little kid in that room. So what'd you do?
So did you use it? You saved it to use it. You've been saving it. No, I brought it for the staff.
Once we had a guy that used to come drunk and I said to him, we're going to breathalyze it when you come from that one. How much does that thing cost? I don't know. It's probably expired.
It's probably expired. It's probably expired. But you're still drunk from last night, I guess. Yes.
But I'm apparently on a mutant to it. You're on a mutant to alcohol? No, I'm getting drunk over the limit. It was once in camera.
The next day we got pulled out of breathalyze. And it moved along. Yeah. They was end of a shift in all the fucking paperwork.
Yeah, then it happened the next day again. Yeah, it was end of a shift. It was about the same time. Yeah, it's what it is.
Good morning, good afternoon. Good evening. Listen to the old talk car podcast. Two-person team, a duopoly hosted by Peter Orowness.
And joining me is Tom the Raven Reporter. Hello, hello. I'm just testing the mic and playing with it. I worked like a stereo content worked all right last time.
It was a big room. It was echoing. Now I've got on just the two of us. Just the two of us.
We'll make heaven in the sky. Just the two of us. We've had a big couple of weeks. We haven't recorded in a while because we've been fucking busy.
We've been started band from some places. A lot happening. Bad. No way.
No. It's at your own discretion. So we started, we started with my birthday. We had a big bash.
Yes. We did. We did what we usually do. Eat a lot.
Eat a lot. We ate well. I ate too much. You liked it?
Yeah, I couldn't sleep. The steak was mad, wasn't it? Yeah, I didn't sleep. It took them an hour to bring drinks.
We all saved it up before the drinks came back. The food was awesome. I'm not going to name the place. But let's just say we went to a casino in Sydney, which is not a very good song.
I don't even go to the casinos in Sydney. It's a birthday. I can see no roof rules. It's a birthday tradition.
The casinos in Sydney are getting really strict with anti-money laundering and shit like that. So they got the shit set. The birthday tradition is we all pull our money. Yeah, it's one person.
It's one person. Person plays roulette. And birthday boy all the way keeps the money. And somehow I ended up getting money back the next time.
And what happened was we got the four grand this year? No, at the beginning when I was giving the money so they could play. Yep. The guy pulled me up.
I'm out of this. The guy pulled me up. Oh yeah, the shit. And he started freaking out and I'll take my money back.
Pretend the money in the bag was money. You know what I mean? And that was that. But hey, how about when I went to play the pokies?
I couldn't get a card. So I had to use the card. For some reason, he's not paying me at star. I was talking for 25-30 years ago.
I got away with playing roulette. And the pokies. So you need to register. So we all queued up.
Well, some of us did. No, you did. No, you didn't. No, you didn't.
But give it to me. The machine would give you a turn on your name. So you thought I better stop. I put my face really close to the camera.
So we see my face now here. Nothing else. You all got my card. I'm a junior gym.
And it worked. Junior gym. You did say you were out of brat anyway. Yes.
And it worked. So it's anyway. And don't tell me I kept this card. Oh, yeah, never got it back.
Oh, Jesus. But I got the best card for Vegas anyway. My card opens a lot of doors. Yes, yes.
And we got to, because I'm not going until end of the year again, we got to pump it. So we got to maintain that or else we're not welcome the next year at the rates we go. So yeah, it was a good night. So we did win that formula worked.
But because there was a few non-usual starters. And who wasn't controlling the money, my bra? Who distributed the money? I know.
The next day I got a couple hundred dollars. You got money from the audience. I'm a traditional onion man. I didn't care.
You guys paid for the night again. You're fine. I don't care. That's the second time now on a birthday.
That's happened. Yeah. It was your last time doing it. We had four grand and we split it like 800 bucks each.
We still were peace. Didn't bother me. But this time, it went back to those days. And everyone had a good night.
And yeah. That was a good night. If it was a good night, good for you. Good company.
No, it's not a comfort. I had to drink wine. Yeah, well. Funny the next day.
We always ended up coming up with some comfort. That's like last night where we went. The guy goes, no one's drank these bottles for two years or something. So let me go back a step.
So last night you went to a 21st. Yes. And the theme was Mexican. And what did you get dressed up as?
Trump. I went as Trump and I was the doorman. If you didn't have a Mexican passport. You could have a gatekeeper.
Yes. How the fuck did that was your role? The first hour I was all right. I've done my job well.
I'm about the eight three kids who worked in about the six shot. I was shot. Because you got it with fancy dress. I don't like fancy dress parties.
I mean, I like them. No, you look good as bloody sleaver. Steve, I think I got scarred with my wife. I put the invite and said dress white.
It was a white party. So my wife went, oh, fancy dress. Why don't these? I went as a chef.
Oh, yeah. Mary went as a nurse. We turned up and everyone's dressed in white. The island, it was Greek islands in the backyard.
And we're the only ones dressed up. Everyone's wearing white, white shirt, white pants. And now I go. And I'd turn up as a little pre-kids with a mini back.
Then I'd get out of his mini. Put the chef's hat on. The coast was at the door with a security guard. And he's like, um, shit.
What's the chef turning up? Now I have the foods ready. And then half the crew thought my wife was a stripper. Because she was dressed in the nurse.
Lucky me. Lucky me. They thought that. I didn't have to pay.
No. So I said, you can't read invitations anymore. So I was saying earlier, you want to think outside the square, and you can't dress as Trump at a Mexican party? He's fucking good.
Because everyone's got a subeiro in a fucking hat. Well, you've got a subeiro when you came in. It was called you had to wear it. Because of those who didn't dress up.
Yeah. But no, it was good. It was the most I've ever had photos. People wanting to take photos of me.
Even driving there? Driving there, everyone would do a double take. I was in a white bar. You look good.
You're in the hat. You're in the post. Original hat. Original hat.
Oh, yeah, original hat. The ones we bought. My son said to me, if I lose it, I'm dead. I'll get just by another one.
Oh, no. We'll stop again. We bought him out last time. We made his day.
So I suggested this year we're there for Halloween. That's a wives trip this year. But now I'm starting to get a bit scared dressing up as Trump there. Because I remember just wearing a hat.
All the people who wanted to kill us. But he's a prisoner. So I decided I can either go to Stevie or Lockie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's the best. We were Black City. Everyone was Black City. We were Black City.
We were Black City. We were Black City. Black City. Dark classes.
We were the coil. Any piece of the thing. I wonder what would happen walking into a casino. Well, they'd do it.
It's Halloween. You might have to take the cap off there when you're playing. Because you can't sort of wear a cap in disguise. You know, last night, what they were doing.
It was the week you look like Trump. You know what I wouldn't let me say. I could take this back to my island. But it's not your island.
No, my mate's island. He's got Malalingo. No, but I'm just saying that every time I've got to talk about it. I just went 21-year-olds.
No, just the host of the other, don't say that. No, no, no. It was only one guy who I know. It's a bit dirty.
He can't crack jokes for that. You can't crack jokes anymore. It's like, you can't be funny, are you? Offensive funny.
No, you can't be funny until you're a bit drunk. And then you can just be offensive. Like we always say, Irish jokes. You know, we had many years and we said Irish jokes.
And many of the Irish have been offended. No, back in the old days, Paul Hogan and all that. All his, you know, racist and all that. And all that would now be...
You said he'll come on two. Coon Cheese was taken off. Yeah, but the guy's name was Coon. But Mooper.
But Mooper, who used to chase the women in lingerie. That's how police officers used to dress apparently. So, I don't know, do we get down that wokeness? My daughter's got a beetle.
It featured its car ad. It was an advertisement for Broadway shopping centre. You know, pushing the parking. And they filmed...
It's who has a Sky Blue Beetle like hers. It's... Yeah, just recently they were advertising the parking. And they just filmed her car.
But they blurted out the number plate. So, it was pretty funny. Cars weren't up in value. They're all in their value.
They're all right. We bought it cheap. We bought it for 16, 2013 model. So, it was not bad.
Yeah. That one didn't have the daisy on it. They did it. No, that's the model before.
The pushy pully. The one that looks the same backwards forwards. Oh. It doesn't look the same.
Like it's not. I actually... I actually... And the V-Dub once.
And Orange won a... Orange convertible. It was a cheek magnet. And the number plate was a two-bug.
Oh, really? Yeah. And it was a cheek magnet back then. I thought it was a little in-thing that back then was making...
We saw our friend about us on the Ferrari. So, he's promised me a drive in that Ferrari. And we saw him this morning. Yeah.
No, it's the size of your wallet. It's the size of your wallet. It's the size of the wallet. That's right.
It's just like that clip. Who owns the boat? You got all these babes in between. You got like all the likes?
Yeah, it's the speed-hose of the big mad dark tans. Don't forget who owns the boat. Yeah, you remember that clip. We put our faces in it.
Yeah, you supervised it. Yeah, you supervised it. What's true? We've done it on a boat.
We had a boat. No, it's not having a racing car. Yeah. Yeah.
Racing Bathurst next weekend. You've been busy every weekend, to be taken up. This is a recording before Easter. before East Bay we're going to Bathurst.
We've organized a round table at the bar like we did a couple years ago with the drivers so we'll do that. Down to Bathurst we'll have a few drivers coming in and out and talking with a live audience. A real one. It was a good anything here though the cars racing.
I was trying to get one of the barbers called the Nah. It's really rigid. It's probably a pit stop. Some Conrad Bar or Pit stop Bar or something.
So I was a good sit up there. So we're going to do the same again this year but I have the little mic at least I'll show it to him and use it. Yeah Red's off. No Red's no Red's it's recording.
Fuck it. You're still fucking done. It's still killing us. So we're doing shows from Bathurst next to the show so that'll be interesting.
But you guys have been trying to get the N4 ready. So it's production 6 hour production. It's on Fox. Still I think it's on Fox.
Yeah. That's cool. I think I'm sorry I don't know for it. So usually it's live on YouTube but I think it's on Fox.
So there'll be two. From Wednesday we've been practicing spending a lot of time, a lot of money and everything testing the car and getting the going. So what's testing involved? I mean for those who don't know I mean you don't just turn up.
It's like any sport. You don't just turn up really play a football. You're warming up you're training and doing moves. What do you what do you practice at the more the car or the drivers?
What do you practice at the car? The car is all about the car. Setting it up to handle better sway bars springs changing like we went testing on Thursday at one way at Goldman. Yeah.
We put new set of rotors and pads. First thing was to guard their bed them in. We better than them in came back in took them off put an old set on and put box them for the race on Sunday. So you just said that part that part works put away away and then just went trying to adjusting sway bars shocks bits of pieces you know just seeing what else is wrong with the car because we just put turbo new turbos we just put into like a whole heap of new shit and we're just testing everything.
It was good it's a shakedown like we still got things to do and then I thought the you know good thing would be to add more work to the pile and every time it came in I'll unpill a panel of sign riding on it so we get the car re-wrapped and set the wrappers now. We went past. We were panicking. Yeah because we've got to have it ready.
It's a touch on there tomorrow at 9 o'clock. He's paid. He'll be ready. He'll do it all night.
I think he's a fuck. It's like he'll do it all night. He's a fuck. He's unbelogable.
Yeah but the trucks ting up at 9 a.m. And he knows it too. And then when's that then it goes to to Rickshaw. I don't like praising Rickshaw.
Rickshaw. Ricks I'm gonna say he's been a show heaps of times and he's like a fucking drive-over. I'm telling you now Rickshaw can drive. Well 60 other people like his 40-night.
Oh he's booked himself for a head cut Monday morning. Might be late to work here. He goes to the haircut because it's getting tamed. What the mullet's going there?
No I don't know. But he goes I booked him for a haircut. I'm thinking what's up. How long would it take to get a haircut?
What do you have to book yourself? Is he going to ready for the podium? Is he going to be working on the podium? He's going to be on fucking TV.
What do we call him? Sunseel. Sunseel. Yeah and every time he even had the track on saying out now fuck he can drive by and his wife would lift the head every now and then I'd go don't you repeat it.
Now because he can. No he won't. He's a good driver. He's been around the world.
He knows cars. He knows road he runs the RX 8 cup. He's raced at Nurburgring. We've got Cox.
He's got a lot of international friends coming in. He's not going to say he's a fucking top driver. But you've seen it first time. After the first day because one way was the opposite way and watching other people breaking into some of these corners and Ricks the hardest corner became his favourite.
You could just tell like a liquid like water full climbing just takes a corner. I got all the way you're so close to the wall down the straight. Because everyone else is further and I think I'm so speaking up all the rubbish. He goes because you could hit that corner above all.
So he's been ready for the next one. No one else was driving like that and he was driving there and he was taking that corner. He's come to a Bathurst. He's come to everywhere.
You know what I mean? But he's drive it's Zach was here. Tom Shaw and Ricks our three drivers for next Sunday's main race. And we are aiming for a podium.
We're deadly serious. We're not we stopped fucking around two races ago. So if you look up the website, Bathurst 6 hour and I'm sure they'll be live scoring. We're managing the VSB security B&W M4.
That's the kind of looking out for with Zach, Tom and Ricks. So good luck to the boys and we'll be down there. So I'll be will be there for practice and qualifying and then I'm going to leave but you'll be your managing the whole team for the whole weekend. Yeah, not as much about this.
We've got Adam. He's looking after the car. Bathurst. Oh, you're not.
You're just hoping that it's too. I'm just on the golfer. I'm the one that's just running around. What did you bought?
No, I didn't buy it. The which one? The golf buggy. No, because we found them overseas and they're cheaper to buy a brand new one big screen.
Everything. So we thought we'll just wait till after these. I'm going to get the golf buggy. No.
I thought you bought it. No. We're going to buy the one here. I guess I should.
And then the girl ranked to see what's going on. Because I said, I was going to set the tow truck down. I was negotiated. I then I go to, listen, if you do it for five, I'll take it.
She goes, I know my father, my boss. Shit, it was a good one. Yeah, I need all the shit later work. And then by then we started looking them up.
So much is out there for a Chinese one, Brody. And like four and a half, five grand. And to do what we want. Like a trade the back.
Oh, I'm like a brand new. So it's already customized. Yeah, iPad screen and that. It's fucking mad.
Okay. Right. And I go, I want to then I start looking into the extra buy for them. We're going to get one of them.
Yeah. Then Zach goes, don't worry about it now, just another headache that we don't need. I agree. Then the next day, the girl rings me back.
She goes, I'm a father simple, do it for five. I got a founder by the Sees brand new now, landed on all that between four and eight grand. Yeah. Yeah.
I'd rather get a new one. No, that's it. It's funny how people they're out of it. But they're going to buy a fucking golf body.
People buy them. Yeah. But not that one. They ran you back.
Yeah. Because the photos were a bit thingy. So I said, I said more photos. Yeah.
Because I was going to send it straight to the sign runner. And then when she said some more photos, I started a large one. Was it a petrol powder? Was it a electric electric?
I had to, I was going to have to repair the body before we had the same run. Yeah. No. I said, fuck, you want to have time?
But the new one, the new one's a fucking man. You're really good. I've got a train, so I'll be a two-seater without a like a huge, yeah. The other one we'll get to buy was a four-seater in a year.
But this one, we're going to buy from overseas is a four-seater. But if you want to drop the back seat down, becomes a tray at the back and it's a two-seater. Oh, because then you can convert. Yeah.
Because we just want it to ramp tyres and all that. Or for me, like 20 minutes or so. I'm going to register it so I can drive to the hotels. Can we, I'm drinking a make a lap around Baffes?
Well, say the thing is, we make it up the hill. They walk around. They have to walk around. I think first I know.
I think they take the golf cart of the water. I'm all the fucking it. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. And everyone, look at that. You like these guys aren't fucking good. Yeah.
I wonder who else does it? With a golf cart. Yeah. I imagine half I round it has got the electricity to make it back.
That's what I say. You'll have to push it. We'll park it. Yeah.
We'll change batteries. We'll get everyone to push. Get a few AAA batteries and just change it. Yeah.
As everyone walks past after you're broken down. Can you help us push down? So speaking of logistics, I'll be fucking thinking how the fuck, we've got rid of the Tesla. You know, everyone's friends with me again.
That uncles me that other word. I buy diesel and then diesel goes from $1.50 to fucking $1.50. Yeah. You should have had you should have had electric car now.
Now is when you should have had electric car. So petrol prices have gone up. They need to go to politics with the war and shit. So all of a sudden, my economical diesel is fucking costing a fortune to fill out.
Oh no, it's from $80 to $1.50. $20 petrol, I think you should five-weight it. But, not me that. You top up your customers cars like just to.
Yeah. And not even that. You're putting in a fucking supercharger in your house. Are you putting in a Tesla charger?
Yes, I am. Why you doing that now? I know because I'm just a free fucking years. I've re doing the front of the house.
I want to recess a quick fast charger in the war for the future. I brought a lead the other day. So you're convinced one of your some of your friends have had electric car? Yeah.
Yeah. I'd like to have one that kick ass. I brought a lead the other day off team you because we've had we have heaps electric cars and sometimes I've got the lead in delivering back the other day with the other day. So if you took him home, you could charge him and then take it back?
No, for me. But we brought a lead for here for work from team you. I think it was $15. Definitely.
Yeah, it was a strange standard though. I was like a bass fucker burn. You heard it. You heard it first, Mr.
Donar, mate. Oh yeah. It's just like once my wife was in the car and the back camera shorted out in the tailgate and it started a little fire. Oh, who's it?
Well, she ran me up. I said, just walk away from the car a little bit. But then you had these two great Samaritan people stop with bottles of water. I'm putting it on the phone.
Tell them to stop. Tell them to stop. Do good as. Yeah.
They put the flame out. They put the fire out of your wife. Yeah. Yeah.
But you know what I mean? So you're going to get an electric car. I like it. I'm going to have to change what we call you.
What you guys are calling. And they're quick. They're quick. They're going to be quick.
Electric matters on the fastest matters in the world. It's full target. Zero RPM. As soon as you hit it.
It's just like diesel trains, right? Everyone thinks they're diesel. But they're making electricity to run the trains. Yeah, the engine's a generator.
It's not as easy because electric is smooth. Yeah, you're right. They're generators running. Imagine how electric sales of cars, I mean, many years ago, 1% of the market was Tesla.
Imagine what it would be now. Well, they would be like, they'd have sort of cloudied. But they're nice man. So nice electric cars screwed around.
Well, we had that expect for a while. That was quite luxurious. It was quite good for the money. But they're getting cheaper and cheaper now.
They're really ideal. But you're going to be careful. I mean, they're getting cheaper, but they're not the battery technology in the cheap ones are shared. People are scared to buy a second-hand electric car.
There's nothing wrong with it. That's right. I'm one of us. I became a one of us to use all of it.
But it's saying that there was a car way to say the brand, right? The guy brought it to go to Canberra. My brand new and it's back at the Canberra and then slowly over in the six months period, it's got a bit of trouble. Yeah, it's not struggling.
Then it's stop short. And I looked at that car, that dealership getting fixed for like, I can't even remember how long it's sitting there for a long time. Three place of batteries. Yeah, probably.
Yeah. Now, if you look at the alternative, if you look at Prius, the original one's still going with their battery power. Yeah, that's right. It comes down to how they get charged.
If you're zapping the fuck out of it like the Tesla Supercharger every day, your battery's going to get killed. Those fast chargers kill the battery. You only have to do it on certain occasions driving on the freeway. Well, the charger I'm putting in at the hands of it before you're going to charge or something.
It's a fast charger. No, constantly. That's what VSP's got. Okay.
So I want to check with you. I put cameras in in my house over the weekend. Cameras. After 10 years of having wiring dangling down there.
Yeah. And check what's on the kids come home. No, just because anyway, and put the new cameras in day, night time becomes daylight in color. Oh, the one that got in the camera.
So that there's no light that comes on. There's a light in the camera movement. You can set it the way you want, but it's like a fucking day. Like it is fucking beautiful.
It is unbelievable. It's funny to say that because I've got the camera in the beamer. When we're driving it, like we've taken a lot of micro out photos, it looks like black and white eyes are shining between the dates. Crystal cool.
I'm telling you, the micro photos are fucking sensational. Like you could see everything. The way as. So did you see it.
When I moved into my house many, many, many years ago, I've had cameras up, right? Big, fucking massive cameras around the house. Yeah. And I had cassettes, timelapse cassettes that I'd have to do every day to every day.
Oh, you have to change the tapes. Yeah. Every day. And if I knew if I saw something was different, then I'll look through it.
Yeah. Now, make the program follow me on a blue shirt or follow him everywhere. You could just some of the shit like AI. Yeah, it's just unbelievable.
Like, I was spitting out a lot of man on bike turns out like a post. You could tell you can make them do anything. And there's clear as frickin day. I'll get to update all these ones.
See if we got your daughter's number played in there. So I'll let you when this number plate turns out. Well, that's not my recognition. The cameras I want to put out the front but now they're outdated because I haven't got them up.
Yeah. I'm going to change it all here. I tell you, it is fucking that unbelievable shit. And that's one of our sponsors I believe on the race car now to change for your speed.
Our service is not the main sponsor. It is, but we put the sponsor. I think you can. Feeling spicy.
Yeah, it's a surprise. It's a surprise. It's a market. Yeah.
At the victory. Yeah. Sorry. Well, I ain't I was this morning, I was talking to Rick and I'm going to have a run in the RX eight.
I'm going to go. I'm going to have a practice in it one night. And then I'm going to sort of risk. No, yeah.
I just don't know. I'm going to do one of the RX eight. Come into the I'm going to go. I'm going to actually have a race.
So you got the racing bug. After all this, so being manager and fixing, you now want to drive. Yeah, I just I'm worried about if I get bored driving. Not the car.