30 - Okay, So How Do I Get My Cat On a Plane?

It's "Real Facts About The Service Dog" up in this podcizzy. What's the difference between a service animal, an emotional support animal, and a therapy animal? How are service animals registered or certified? (F*** you, that's how). Is that person really disabled, or are they trying to pass off Booper as a service dog by putting him a spiffy outfit and dragging him to Trader Joe's? What was the freakin' deal with that freakin' peacock on the freakin' plane? Will Jeremiah contribute at all to this episode, or even life itself? Ari knows all the answers and will guide you (Heh, heh, get it? Guide? .....Cause guide dogs?) through the magical, mystical world of dogs that are allowed to be in stores but also please leave them alone, because holy CRAP, people, they're medical equipment and you've seen dogs before.Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) Service Animal FAQ: https://www.ada.gov/regs2010/service_animal_qa.htmlADA Amendments Act FAQ: https://www.eeoc.gov/laws/regulations/ada_qa_final_rule.cfmRejected episode titles:Pet PeevesMotherf***er, You Don’t Know Their Life!I Thought This Was AMERICA!Service Dogs are Cuter than Sam HarrisDon’t Be a Sappy; Wrap Your Wappy!