303: Larry, Curly, and Moses Edition

In this week’s episode, we arm ourselves for the War on Christmas, we learn that Barron Trump was conceived while Melania was laying down under a sex-doll of Donald like a handmaid, and Biblepiece Theater will be here to remind you that there are still sixty-five books left in this damn thing. For tickets to our live show in Dallas, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr11?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticratTo check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-moviesTo check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ Guest Links:Check out the Evil League of Teachers blog here: www.evilleagueofteachers.com Headlines:Atheists and Theocrats locked in battle over courthouse decorations: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/03/oh-mayor-reluctantly-removes-christian-displays-saying-atheists-have-a-point/The War on Christmas is Over. Christmas Lost.https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/29/the-war-on-christmas-is-over-christmas-lost/India’s Interfaith Couples Now Have Help to Avoid the Wrath of Family Members: https://www.npr.org/2018/11/22/661830695/when-indias-interfaith-couples-encounter-threats-love-commandos-come-to-their-ai https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/23/indias-interfaith-couples-now-have-help-to-avoid-the-wrath-of-family-members/Hijabs and Yarmulkes Will Be Allowed in Congress, But What About Colanders?https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/26/hijabs-and-yarmulkes-will-be-allowed-in-congress-but-what-about-colanders/Catholic church: “Oh THESE rapists”https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/30/catholic-church-outs-38-nebraska-clergymen-as-credibly-accused-child-sex-abusers/Trump announced as savior of Christmas and Melania reveals terrifying decorations: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/29/ryan-zinke-donald-trump-is-the-man-who-brought-christmas-back-to-america/ https://www.vox.com/2018/11/27/18113451/melania-trump-white-house-christmas-decorations-meme-2018 This Week in Misogyny:5 years in jail for a revealing dresshttps://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/02/egyptian-actress-could-spent-five-years-in-jail-for-wearing-revealing-dress/OK Legislator Files Bill to Put Women in Jail for Life if They Have an Abortionhttps://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/30/ok-legislator-files-bill-to-put-women-in-jail-for-life-if-they-have-an-abortion/Judge Throws Out Charges Against Doctor Who Mutilated Genitalia of 100 Girls: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/21/judge-throws-out-charges-against-doctor-who-mutilated-genitalia-of-100-girls/