348: Gorbellied Mumpsimus Edition

In this week’s episode, Noah is overwhelmed by a cornucopia of a$$holery, Heath starts picturing William Barr's prolapsed a$$hole as a cornucopia...and Mike Pompeo's as another one, and Eli starts thinking of ways we could make that happen.---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ To hear more from our intrepid audio engineer Morgan Clarke, click here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ ---Headlines:Mike Pompeo on being a Christian Leader: https://www.timesofisrael.com/us-secretary-of-state-delivers-contentious-speech-on-being-christian-leader/ The Right-Wing “Values Voter Summit” Is What Happens When Hate Throws a Party: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/12/the-right-wing-values-voter-summit-is-what-happens-when-hate-throws-a-party/ Melbourne may put signs near lawbreaking churches warning kids of danger inside: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/12/melbourne-may-put-signs-near-lawbreaking-churches-warning-kids-of-danger-inside/ Alt-Right Activist Joey Gibson Caught Raising Funds Through Untraceable Church: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/12/alt-right-activist-joey-gibson-caught-raising-funds-through-untraceable-church/ Pat Robertson says the death penalty is "absolutely biblical":https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/12/pat-robertson-the-death-penalty-is-absolutely-biblical/Pat Robertson says Trump may lose the "Mandate of Heaven" if he abandons the Kurds:https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/08/pat-robertson-trump-may-lose-the-mandate-of-heaven-if-he-abandons-the-kurds/Pretend researchers say religion is the best way to overcome addiction: https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007%2Fs10943-019-00876-w These Expensive “Jesus Shoes,” Which Come With Holy Water, Are Selling Out: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/10/these-expensive-jesus-shoes-which-come-with-holy-water-are-selling-out/