368: World Wide Webb Edition

In this week’s episode, Christian leaders recommend washing your hands in the blood of the lamb; people with syphilis, gonorrhea, herpes, AIDS, coronavirus, and Judaism are getting cured with this one simple trick; and Don Ford will be here to give you a voice job.---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ To hear more from our intrepid audio engineer Morgan Clarke, click here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ ---Headlines:Christian anti-freakout: P-Robes says coronavirus can’t attack you if you’re healthy: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/03/pat-robertson-people-with-a-healthy-gut-dont-have-to-worry-about-coronavirus/ andJim bakker’s got a cream for that:  https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/12/jim-bakker-my-venereal-disease-gel-also-cures-coronavirus-in-under-12-hours/ andChristian immune from coronavirus, says NZ pastor: https://www.patheos.com/blogs/thefreethinker/2020/03/born-again-christians-immune-from-coronavirus-says-nz-pastor/ Diocese of Buffalo (NY) Files for Bankruptcy Protection Over Sex Abuse Scandal: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/28/diocese-of-buffalo-ny-files-for-bankruptcy-protection-over-sex-abuse-scandal/ Harrisburg (PA) Catholic Diocese Declares Bankruptcy After Sex Abuse Lawsuits: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/20/harrisburg-pa-catholic-diocese-declares-bankruptcy-after-sex-abuse-lawsuits/ Pope Francis Wants You to Stop Trolling People on the Internet for Lent: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/29/pope-francis-wants-you-to-stop-trolling-people-on-the-internet-for-lent/ Convicted Felon Roger Stone: “I’ve Taken Jesus Christ As My Personal Savior”https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/02/convicted-felon-roger-stone-ive-taken-jesus-christ-as-my-personal-savior/Rick Wiles’ Guest: Zionists Are Using Trans Rights to Make Humans “Androgynous” https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/17/rick-wiles-guest-zionists-are-using-trans-rights-to-make-humans-androgynous/ Conservative Conspiracy Theorist Dies, Leading to More Conspiracy Theories: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/26/conservative-conspiracy-theorist-dies-leading-to-more-conspiracy-theories/