44. Downwind From a Shrimp Fire

Sister attempts to beat Brother at his own game, but he is having a hard day and she immediately feels bad. They are recording on American Thanksgiving, and Jon is feeling sentimental. Allison reads an excerpt from her journal from 1992. Would it be an episode of this podcast if there WASN'T some airport talk??? Brother is once again slandering the people of New Zealand, and tries to deflect by getting Shaquille O'Neal mad at Sister. A few weeks ago, Allison learned something she never knew about Jon, so they retell the story, including how he almost died as if he was in The Happening. The Sibs want to pitch Jon as the new Philadelphia Cream Cheese Angel.