46 - How to train your kraken

Episode 46 of the Lost in Asteria podcast, hosted by Lost In Asteria, titled "46 - How to train your kraken" was published on December 9, 2025 and runs 61 minutes.

December 9, 2025 ·61m · Lost in Asteria

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Summary

After negotiating with the pirate Goldbeard and threatening him with a court case, the group proceeds their journey to his promised treasure island. Will looting it be easy, or does Goldbeard have a trick up his (handless) sleeve? A lot of weird things are happening: Gerbert being a helpful intern? Astro speaking 6+ languages? Multiple people unnecessarily trying to pet a giant squid? Tune in to see if the group gets eaten or not! Most of the music used in this episode is...

Episode Description

After negotiating with the pirate Goldbeard and threatening him with a court case, the group proceeds their journey to his promised treasure island. Will looting it be easy, or does Goldbeard have a trick up his (handless) sleeve?

A lot of weird things are happening:

Gerbert being a helpful intern?

Astro speaking 6+ languages?

Multiple people unnecessarily trying to pet a giant squid?

Tune in to see if the group gets eaten or not!

Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music".
You can find their amazing music on patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

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