#5 “I Jumped… She Got Hit”

On this episode of Ripped, Jerky, Melissa, Randy, and guest Jess keep the energy high with their signature blend of laughs, chaos, and real talk. The crew cracks open Smoke Wagon whiskey and dives into wild White Elephant Christmas gifts, questionable novelty items, and the now-legendary “Maxine.” They also unpack Melissa’s recent run-in with a car in a Reno parking lot, what happened, and how everyone handled the aftermath. Along the way, the conversation wanders through true crime, TV recs like Landman and From, emo night plans at Cargo, and a hilarious round of “TikTok to Me.” Equal parts messy, honest, and hilarious — grab a drink and hang with the Ripped crew.