82-The tooth hit my cooch

We are back for #82 hanging on by my ass hairs after the river trip. We had a road trip #puffer post! Great story aboy 4 guys heading to Atlantic City for some guy time! In tow they had a few joints- and enjoyed a few on the way when all of the sudden, they spotted a trooper pulled along the thruway headlights on face out to the road. Everyone was tense- No lights, all good-nobody doin anything wrong. Time goes by and they ask their boy to spark up that joint now that the cop is gone- D said nothing- they asked again.... THATS all you get you gotta listen for the AWESOME ending! REALLY enjoyed this one! Thank you so much for listening and taking time to write us in Duane from Philly! Annette begins the eve in Florida. Where a naked man with a machete went after a man for his cloths- the man he attacked was a survey worker, he was picking berries in the woods, when he suddenly was approached by this naked man holding a machete- he demanded his phone wallet and cloths. As the victim was giving him all he asked for the guy threw the machete at him- the handle striking him in the chest- but it didn't end there. This naked man runs off and hops into a car and takes off- he was located then at a gas station- now, from the chopper they spotted him-naked in the parking lot and gave updates as he moved. Once he got back to the gas station is when he started doing the push ups- AT THE ENTRANCE of the store. Naked. In Florida Tonya began with a real crazy story about some nitwit calling in multiple bomb threats to her boyfriends work because she wanted to spend time with him. This idiot literally got the whole TOWN shut down over this act of lust. She was charged with a felony count of terrorism. I sure hope she gets a conjugal visit if the dick was that good! Annette ends the night with a paranormal tale! This guy was just driving his car, missing 2 whole ass tires! He was pulled over, and alleged that paranormal activity was responsible for the damage. He was on I-85 when he was spotted with the hazard lights on. When asked what happened to the car- he claimed someone had put a curse on him and he hit a curb to hard. He also said he was given a "do or die" choice so he just drove home on the rims. Torch the car or drive it- those were the do or die choices. He clearly was on drugs or drunk- and he went to the clink Tonya ends the night with a Covid story for the books-This guy flys into Australia- during the covid bullshit and has to be quarantined (Australia law) for 48 hours until his results come back. While he is in "lock down" he decides this shit is for the birds and ties bedsheets together to scale down the wall to freedom! His freedom was short lived- they nabbed him in a local town! Thanks Aunt K for reading;) SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!