Welcome ladies and gentlemen. Do you approve Turbo Tackling? By new landlord. No.
I'm asking Mike, I'm just took an over and I might have sold up. He's got a well, I say sold up. He's doing short and scanty. But it plays down, took the money, he's fucked up somewhere.
So yeah. I'm asking Mike. You've got to obviously got us a Guinness. I've got a Guinness, I've got out makes with a Guinness in there.
I know for years and you know, we go back fucking, we're like that. We're running around our arms going shoot. Smoking with him. We're running back in the day.
Yeah, we fucking love it. Back 24-7 with smoking Guinness. Smoking Guinness. Have a drag.
I would drink. Lovely's lovely. Nice to meet you, Husky Mike. Guinness fan is it?
Occasionally, it depends on the year. So this is going to be interesting. Oh, the year. Time of the year.
Sorry. I mean, I went to a seasonal man. It's a few of seasonal drinks. Matt's more of a city like seasonal drinks.
No, I only drink one thing and one thing. Only me. Mess. I ain't got to stomach for nothing much else.
I was really here. So he's asked, I like to buy a meth in the morning. I like to see what for a lunch time. And I like to knock me out of the evening.
And that's why we go for it. How many packs are you going through these days now that the cost has gone up so much? Well, I'll get my knock up mate. I went duck.
I've been eating, he's knocking on that. He gets the old space fags and shit. He said to be fair, I'm not doing too bad. So you must know John Darks time in his mouth?
Darks time. Oh yeah, Darks time. He's having a good time. I know he's had a bit of bothering that any because he's like, some of the chef is brother-dollar.
I don't know him to ask it. But I'm able to knock up his car. He stayed at my house for quite a week once. I can like a night in night too.
I'm thinking he's struggling. I'm going to split up with his other man's door again or something. I'm going to go and make a big mess. But yeah, I'll let him stay at my house.
I'll let him stay at my house. He's like, I'll feel like he's there. I don't like your mess. This is the Guinness special.
So normally what Matt does is he's single turbo cabin. So you get a selection of beers for us and we have a go on M. We're going to ask you, Mike's nasty. You haven't won a native fuck off.
That's all right. Yeah, that's all right. You can have a beer. What do you want?
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I'm going to ask now.
How about when he's Guinness? Cool. That sounds lovely. Take that.
All right. Nice. The cans, can you just get a can from me on the bar there? Yeah.
I'm going to take this over the other fucking day. I ain't got a problem. I'm not sure I'll let you back in this, Bob. I'm not sure I'll let you back in this, Bob.
I'm not sure I'll let you back in this, Bob. I'm not sure I'll let fucking map out with you. Right. I'll let you back in this.
It's probably ready. Johnny, you've got one line up there as well. I'm going to ask your question. Email one over to you.
Email one over. I downloaded the link today. Nice. How do you know?
Talk about the map. Yeah, it works great. We're talking to loads of people, especially from Columbus, Ohio, that listen to what's happened. Why?
That's a fuck no. No idea. I mean I've been listening to you for three minutes and you've done my tits in all everything. So we've got the Guinness Cold Brew Coffee Beer here.
We're going to, everyone just says, oh that's ready to go in it. It's pretty lively. Oh shit. Oh my God, it's going everywhere.
So what we're going to do, we've got a point talking to us, we've got a little widget inside it, so it just helps just aerate it. Aerolate it. No aerolate it. What's the shit?
You want to put it pretty vertically to get it to make it work, but you want it on a low, to know it's possible really, so I didn't do very well there, but then that's it. That should be right. It's streaming. That's a good noise for that.
It's a nice, satisfying noise. I've got a couple of it. So this is, what is it then? Obviously you've got the Guinness a couple, 440 can.
It's a 440 can. It's a 4.5. It's husky bike. A percentage on this is only 4%, so it's quite low really.
That's pretty good. What's the percentage on the normal Guinness? I think a Guinness is knocking around at 4.9, 4.8. It's not fun.
It's longer, but it's that fucking tax bullshit. Then it talks about that. Yeah. I'm talking about that.
Yeah. Matt did tell us that. Yeah, you're right. I know his business.
He's fucking business. I might just talk that up just to get to the top there. To be fair, it looks pretty nice. It looks pretty smooth, I'd say.
Can you see that? It's getting there. It's getting there. It's got that normal Guinness colour and everything for it.
Because it does say beer. It's not like it's a... To me it smells like Guinness and Bailey's. I can Irish Queen coffee.
Yeah. I can work with us. Let's go get one down here. What does that remind me of?
We've had a beer like that before. Not the red imperial. I'd say we as a royal, we're not actually we being you. We're a man of Matt.
Yeah. We're a Matt, the old landlord. We've had something like that before where it's kind of... I think it's too thin for what it's trying to give you.
Yeah. It's very watery. Yeah, that needs... I'm going in for a second.
It's not too dissimilar to something like it's almost like a stay puffed, uh, tiny rebel if you water it for the gills. Because it's very watery. Yeah, it is watery. What is it like?
What was a caffeine con in it? What did it say? I'm not sure of it. It really is much coffee flavour and something.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Flavourful notes of coffee, chocolate and caramel make for a delicious yet refreshing sweet taste sensation. It is sweet and it is, I guess it is, older. You've got an idea though, Husky Mike. I'm not calling that beer.
But I'm not calling that coffee flavour as either though. Say yes or may. I wouldn't call that coffee flavours. It's got a coffee smell.
But I'm not sure the taste is much. It tastes a bit like when you get those, like, if you get like a fucking can of beer from like, Ombargans or like, ow, where it's like, it's not hitting what, I mean, it's cheap and you're drinking it, but it's not, I mean, it's not got to say. It's not hitting everything. It's fucking big flavours, I know, it's like, it's lactic.
Really? And the, the tank is very subtle and right at the back, isn't it? Yeah. All I'm getting is any flavour from the XL out of no, so you do.
That's the only real flavour I'm getting, anything on the tongue is a little bit. There's nothing. Yeah. You're always going to get the ropey belly from it a little bit and I like getting it.
Yeah, I like getting it. But this is, this needed to hold, it needed to be thicker so it could hold the weight of that kind of sick note. That is, that is quite sickly. It's got that metallic tone.
I don't know if you've always got a bit of a metallic tone on that. Yeah, we have, we have spoken about before. Yeah. What have you got to say about the metallic tone?
It's like, I don't know, it's, it's like, you only drink it and it's like, like it says, like a metallic taste like growing across the tongue. Sometimes it's good sometimes. Sometimes it's bad but I think when it's combined, we're like, well, obviously Gins has got a lot of fucking iron in it but it's like, they don't take the piss. There was a beer that the Royal Wii had, very recently, mate, one of the stout's that tasted similar to that.
That's Sasquatch one? I nearly used to have cut with them. Yeah, might have been. Because that was an impure all like, yeah.
And if this, yes, yes, the one that we had two back to back, one that we really liked, the Royal Wii really liked, Miramat really liked. And then the second one, it was like, it kind of clicked this a little bit. I'm trying to think of the name of it now, but there was two that we had back to back. And one was decent, the other one was, all right.
But it was thicker than that, to be fair. A lot thicker than that. It's just too thin for me. Yeah, no, I agree with you.
Do you reckon all the other, like, because obviously, if you Google Guinness, uh, Coldbury Coffee, obviously I've been doing it, trying to get some artwork and everything like that. I failed at it, so, but whatever. Do you reckon everyone's been raving about it? Because I haven't gone into anyone else's view, because I don't care what you're ever going to say about it.
But do you reckon they've been raving about it? No, well, I've read a couple of, again, when he said you had it, I was looking, like, gets more than I used to about it. And I saw a couple of people, it's not being well received, I don't think. Because Guinness is, Guinness is gone through the fucking move lately.
It seems like lockdown, that's something like one of three pints, something is against. Wow, really? Yeah, that's a fucking part, but I don't think anyone asked for this. Well, I'm going to be making this way to the tap, does it either?
No, you're not getting this stuff. No. So, you might twinkle. No, I can see why he hooked me up now.
I don't know, he's talking, he needs to get rid of them. Do you want to know? You're disappointed with that. I am, yeah.
But I'm trying to look at what other people say, and the couple that I've clicked on seem to be quite positive about it. Give me a big drink, do you know? No. But, I mean, what is the, I keep seeing the Nitro cold brew.
I think that's like, in America, like that's an American one, I think. From the Guinness Nitro brew, where we've got the cold brew. So, be interesting to see how similar or dissimilar they are. I give this the same thing, but we just don't have Nitro here, so we call it cold brew, or two completely different beers.
I would guess it's probably exactly the same. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, I'm only seeing Nitro reviews, and they seem to be like out of 100, like 84s and 80s and stuff. Which is made of... The Metro and even standard didn't like it.
But, I never give it anything on that idea. We were so lucky, I was tempted to buy us some real Guinness to go alongside this, and that would be even worse for this, wouldn't it? Real Guinness up against it. Oh, yeah, it's what you could have won.
A real Guinness. No, you get this. It's just watery. It's just not satisfying at all in any way.
I'd never buy them again. Yeah. That's a service for Radio Quo. Yeah.
I'll never buy them again. They don't go to be out with you, are they? They've given it to us. I mean, they've got the money out of it.
Yeah, right. So, as long as they don't get the money out of you, they're laughing. I mean, it is a gimmick, isn't it? It's a gimmick all day long.
Because it's like, there's no need for you to be together. Really? Well, I suppose the coffee notes are kind of almost there for the regular Guinness, aren't they? I don't know why they change it, John, into a beer, rather than keeping it stout.
I don't understand that process. If I get some water, I get it. I don't get it. Why is it not it?
Is it a beer? It's not a beer. No. It's not a beer.
You look at that. That is not the colour of a beer. No, I know. The heads that you get on it.
It's kind of a dark star. Yeah, exactly. Like me and Matt, we liked the RKOs, really dark Ales. And that, if it was kind of in a different company, whatever, they would probably label it as that sort of dark Ales.
Yeah. And we would be the real we as, you know, I've got to keep saying it because obviously you're asking Mike and I don't want to offend you. Yeah, I find that piece of you. You could probably ask me any minute.
I have it all the way up. Yeah. I'm an astray or something. Yeah, I've got an Ales good one.
Yeah. Yeah. But we like them. That would really make us cry.
I think we ever got one of those. I'm glad that Toby's time of 13. I'm lucky for some. I'm lucky for us.
I'm lucky for us. I wish, no, I don't think so. It's turned off. God.
Yeah. Remember that Toby's time of 13? Don't talk about it. But do you reckon it is worse than that?
Again, I've listed a couple of them at Red IPA. Got the Imperial. Yeah. You know, I drink every day of the week.
Yeah. See, it's not a... All that. Yeah, you're in Bulmers.
I don't have that. Yeah. See, can't we? It's just pouring in.
Yeah. It's not bad. It's not a two star, isn't it? It's still a one star.
Yeah, it's still a one star. Yeah, it's not a one star. Yeah. Yeah.
Bulmers and yeah, you're a zero star, aren't it? I mean, that's a minus. Yeah. It's just, I don't know.
It just seems a bit sad, I think. Like, say, what are we down? I like a cup of coffee, you know? Yeah, same.
Yeah, it's close to the fuckers together. But the mouthfeel is completely different from a regular cold brew coffee. Because cold brew coffees do sit a bit different, don't they? They do a regular one.
Do you think we need sex and milk, innit? It's a nice cooking menu. Yeah, they're a bit on top of it. Oh, maybe.
That could help me. That could help me. Oh, the things that could get me to get sick of it. Sweet and out of it, innit.
Oh, God. I can fucking chop up. That's the way it is. You said it's a chocchoyce.
Chocchoyce, chocchoyce. Classic. With the paper. Yeah, you can eat the paper.
Yeah, you can eat the paper. You can. People say you can't, but you can. Yeah, you can.
You definitely can. You have anything that's got paper on you can eat that fucker. Yeah. Yeah.
It's fine. You can eat anything. Just some stuff will kill you. That's the thing.
Yeah. Physically you can eat anything. Yeah. Have you tried anything husky in your time in a game?
Yeah, well, if something comes up, I fucking eat it, won't I? If you're hungry, you just have it. Yeah, car radios. Batter.
Yeah, yeah. So I'm just like, I'm just like, you need to hide it when the police then. What's a nice car radio or car? Is it car battery or just double A or something?
Yeah, it is. Right. They're nice to sort of rest the ref I can do. Well, that was the DAB compared to the AMFM radio.
Yeah, it would be nothing. I was going to analog shit. That's delicious. Yeah, we get an analog these days.
Beautiful. DAB stuff. Don't touch the fucking size. Kids days don't know what it does.
Enough in there. What would you say your favourite battery is? It's one of the Ds or you pop a few little watch batteries. Yeah, little tittats.
Oh, cool. I tittats. I always keep a cup of my pocket. Just throw them down.
If you meet a young lad, you want to like, you want to like, face yourself up again. And then you pop kind of a smooch. And she's like, oh, that's a little bit. And I go, yeah, that is baby.
Yeah. I mean, that's how I roll mate. You're like, it's fucking asking my fucking, I fucking tons of birds mate. I said birds.
I'm like, oh, no, that's me. If I can love asking mate, I'll tell you. Well, I love the fact that it's like, yeah, I've got a bit of a dodgy boy show. You know, you're always in the rest of the talking.
And then we're just feeding him. No, it's like, no, you talk. You talk. It's better.
I know he's talking about it. The first time I've been on this fucking thing. You enjoyed yourself on this thing. Oh, I know he did.
You can put something better on a drink. I think you're good. Yeah. Matt was here.
A bit of fucking better than any of you. Yeah. Well, the good thing to know is, is that obviously we're not going to have that again. Turbo Tabbin.
So it's, you know, it's a one and done. We know we've learned a lesson. Done it for a lesson. Yeah.
We did it. Just for the research. No, just get it out there. It's, I'm quite devastated because I thought, the thing is that beer, that word beer on that, I knew there was something up.
A new one. It's like a flag. It's stout, right? No beer.
No, no, no, no. No, no, stout, because it's a coffee. It needs to be a stout rather than a beer. It's going to help you a lot more.
Look what everyone else is doing. Guinness, look at them. All those ones are actually working in the field right now. In the trenches, those are boys.
You know the tiny rebels, all them lot. Yeah, go to the monkeys. Yeah, go to them. All of them, right?
So why did you make it a beer rather than a stout? When you're good at stout, you probably got the best stout going. Yeah. Well, no, yeah.
You've got a solid stout. You've got a solid stout. So after all that, you've got to try and say, I'm a thing now. What are you going to do?
Beer or stout. Beer or stout. That is a question. We came in.
It's bloody great, wouldn't he? Ah, for goodness. Ah, bless him. Yeah, I know.
It is a question. Where in the shop did you find it? Was it with the beers or was it with the Guinness? Ah, I can find it.
I'm trying to... He didn't have it in Tesco's where they put all this shit they can't sell. It gets your juice down. Yeah.
Fucking under his arm over there. I can find it. To be honest, mate, I was kind of like, I just marched down the aisle because I thought I'm going to pick us up some. And I didn't really look.
But I should have done. But I reckon it was just with the Guinness. Yeah. It was with the Guinness.
Yeah. It's a... You've got to have a tea. Yeah.
I'm probably going to... Yeah, all right. I'm going to have three of these basses. Yeah, I'm going to crack...
The thing is, though. They've got to go. Let's crack another one. Pass it.
All right. Husky, if you don't like it, you don't have to have it. Nah, I do. I do feel like it's at Wario.
It's easy to drink. It's not nice. You could describe it as testable. Fuck.
No. Get out of here. Right away. Ah.
Do you think someone... You know, the likes of John Darkside. Do you think he would drink this? Well, I mean, you might have met him, you know, what he's saying.
Yeah, no, it's not really a scene. What's he more into? He's quite a lager man, can you say? Yeah.
He's quite... He likes his German pills, isn't that? He's got quite a lot of pills. He loves the pills.
He loves the pills. He loves the off-white stuff. Oh, yeah. He's got a body, like any ship and that.
He's got one of those little bodies that just sticks out top of it up. Yeah, yellow brawley. Yeah. White little bits of rope on the bottom of it.
Yeah, it's quite... You've got to see a couple of ones. Yeah. Rusty...
Rusty little switching on it. Yeah, he's wearing a thing. No idea. No idea.
An inky-nock. An inky-nock. It's not that. That's me, fella.
Might just be with Darkstalkers because he's from a different planet and ship. Oh, that could be in his native tongue, yeah. Yeah, they've got a way for it. Yeah, I think it's going to be a...
What planet is he from again? Oh, I'm out of time... If I go on and I'm out of time, I'll come in here. He talks about a lot.
Oh, you don't have to talk about his own planet. No, when he comes in about this. And Zen do two, three, five, nine. No, that's where the guy got killed.
Oh, right. Oh, right. He's like, I was on a space and shit. He's going to plant it to the right and center.
Right. He's brilliant. The plot was kind of... It wasn't quite as brilliant, but it was very easy to forge it.
I'd seen that film anytime in time. It was very, very easy to follow the whole entire plot of that film. And then he was about to watch the webber. Yeah, he's just brilliant.
He's just brilliant. Yeah, he's just rather Jimmy Darkside. He loves this shit. You got any milk?
I've got some milk. It's a great... Shall I risk it? No.
Yeah, you've got any excuse to chuck one of them in the bin? No, it won't knock the chug out. Just put yourself a little side, John. I mean, just a little half-elf or something.
I'll try it. Yeah, give me a go. I can do a little touch of a milk in there, like a cup of tea. I'm not going to half and half of it, but I'll just...
Come on. It gets worse, ladies and gentlemen. I've got to tell you that. Yeah, so it's...
Live and learn, and it really... Live and learn, yeah. If you're thinking about trying Guinness' new Colbroo coffee beer, don't. It's a moral of the story because it's...
If you like Guinness, you won't like this. And if you do like this, and you're like Guinness, what's up with you? Well, that's the thing, and if you like Colby coffee, you won't like this. No.
If you like Guinness, you like... If you do like a tiramisu, you might like it. If you like a tiramisu, you mush it up, and then fucking sibs. Didn't doubt and vinegar.
Yeah. Then you might like it. Otherwise, you know, knock it on the air. Yeah, I've been...
I've been... I've been my... And it's... It's nowhere near it.
It's nowhere near a coffee. Hell, it needs some ice cubes in it. It's an outy coffee. Oh, God.
You want to get a milk? Yeah, I've got some milk. Yeah, describe the lessons, what you're doing then. So, I've pulled a pint, or near another pint, and I'm gonna...
I think I'm gonna pour from this glass into the mike. I think it's gonna pour that whole milk into... This is an incredibly shorty. He's pulled it.
I've pulled it. It's gone quite well. It looks like a Bailey's. It does look quite appetizing.
It looks quite appetizing. It looks quite appetizing. It looks quite appetizing. It looks quite appetizing.
It looks quite appetizing. It looks quite appetizing. It looks quite appetizing. Yeah.
Sort of like going through. Right, here we go. There we go. That's better.
That's better. That's better. That's... That honestly just tastes like a kind of meh cold coffee.
Do you want to say enough, eh? I'll take that. Coffee you've forgotten about went back to, because it was... It was three quarters on it.
And then you find it at three quarters and it adds me there all day. You know, you were 20 minutes out. You went for a poo, came back down and got cold. You might have drank all of it.
It was a big mug. But if it's one of the standard size mugs, you'd probably... If it's in your enamel turbo mug. You know you can't put that in a microwave.
No. I never put hot drinks in a microwave anyway. I'd never put hot drinks in a microwave either. I'm going to pub it with all fucking sausage and shit up in it for sandwiches.
But I ain't going to do that. I'll use it as late for the eyes and shit for you. It just prongs off. And what can you cook inside it evenly with laces?
He's got microwave as well. Oh, microwave vision. Yeah. Wow.
I didn't talk about that in a film. He doesn't have people to know. Oh, right. He's embarrassed by it.
It's mixed upon as a disability where he's from. Because I can't even know what you're inside just by looking at it and shit. Or just warm you up inside. What do you mean you're not supposed to?
I suppose it's a lady's end by warming up inside. No, I don't know what you're saying. No, I don't know what you're saying. Yeah, I don't know what you're saying.
Because he's asking Mike. What's Mike's technique then? Do you like climbing it in and fingers and whatnot? Yeah, it's a cool thing.
He's in it. I'll show you. Look at my hands now. Look at these things I can do.
He's twisting it round in like a seductive manner. It's a bit too hard. He's got a lot of money. No, he's got his tongue involved.
I don't know what that shit made. They probably do. They probably do. I'm quite an expert.
I was meant to be an Fucking F. I've seen all my tits, fannies, bums. I've seen all my titties. I've seen all my titties.
I could tell you that I'm a belly button. I've seen more fingers of a woman than you've had dinners and shit out. Yeah. I've had more fanny than you've had.
Yeah. Go on. The new vad, koboo coffees. Yeah.
Yeah, you probably have made it. Yeah. Tell you, I ask him, he's a love, isn't it? Is it fucking fucking?
It's nice to have you. It's nice to be in your pub mate. What's it called? Hey, got an A, but I'll just go and ask you, mate.
I'll just give it a nice classy sound to it. What's the floor situation? Are you sticking to the floor or does that come later? The floor's nice to stick, mate.
It's still stick, it's fucking. It's not a rash on it. You've just got little sticks of it. They say, oh, I was just getting a room nice and ambient smell.
I'm just sitting in an age. I don't know if you can see it through the light. Yeah, I can see it. The guys are burning in air.
Just keep it almost like an internet. Yeah, it's a room with that. They're like those sticks you get. Yeah, like an air wick or whatever.
You know the ones that just go off. Yeah, better than that. Incent. If anyone comes in, please come in and it's incense.
Because my lawyer has to say, I don't know, if I can political, correct, miswoke bullshit. Can't smoke no enemos. So, be like, please come in this, incense. And then you just bung them a bit of money and they fuck off.
Obviously, you might get it all the way. The lady, please, they don't give me no trouble. You like a lady in uniform? No, they know I do.
What's your favourite uniform? Fire woman. Yeah, I mean, I'm fine with it. It's nurse, no, nurse.
Yeah, you probably do. You've probably done it with a nurse. Oh, you've probably done it with a nurse. You've probably done it with a doctor.
You've probably done it with a doctor. Oh, he's talking about it. He's not a thing, is it? Lady doctor.
Well, he's talking about dark stuff. I was planning it, eh, eh? Lady doctor indeed. But I thought he was pushing it back when he said fucking for Feynman.
Oh, he was having a laugh. Hey, what am I? What am I'm talking about? Doctor?
Man, mate. A nurse? Oh, yeah. I've got to tell you, the nurses love me as well.
They fucking love it. Yeah, oh, yeah. Every time I go in there. We just got to any and just...
I'll go in there. Don't you grow in on something? No, don't you grow in. There you go.
Oh, I'll ask you, Mike. You need to keep on wanking. I'll go, what's that love? They go, because we're here with us.
We love it. We want you to keep wanking, because you love to see it. And I love me. Oh, you love me.
It's all the time. I'll join that milky bear, darling. It's getting sick, isn't it? It's getting a bit much.
I think I'll go back to the regular. That's good rap. Fuck you now. This is a struggle.