A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan and a Mexican (40/364)
There are four passengers on a plane: A Frenchman…
First published
02/09/2016
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comedy
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There are four passengers on a plane: A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican. The pilot gets on the radio and says that there is a problem with the plane, and three people need to get off in order for the plane to not crash. He says there are no parachutes. The four passengers sit quietly, looking at one another, and soon the Frenchman gets up and yells, "Vive la France!" and jumps out of the plane. Now, the rest of them are excited because he just sacrificed himself for them. Before long, the Englishman stands and yells, "Long live the Queen!" and he too jumps out of the plane. The pilot gets on the radio and says that one more person must jump. The Texan, adrenaline rushing, jumps out of his seat and at the top of his lungs screams, "Remember the Alamo!!" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
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