A Poetry Moment from Asclepius Jones

Before the journey to Hell begins, make sure your teeth are the whitest they can be! KRELM Toothpaste has you covered.Description:KRELM TOOTHPASTE, proud sponsor of The Further Adventures of Rune, presents a refined (and highly suspect) Poetry Moment with Asclepius Jones, reading from Dante’s Divine Imbroglio. Equal parts literary parody and absurdist nonsense, this fake commercial sets the tone for Part 2 / Season 2, where poetry, prophecy, and poor decision-making go hand in hand.The Further Adventures of Rune is a serialized fantasy comedy podcast and absurdist AudioToon, blending literary satire, long-form storytelling, and classic radio-play traditions.New episodes released weekly. Ideal for listeners who enjoy absurdist fantasy, independent audio drama, and serialized fiction podcasts.Keywords / Tags: fantasy comedy, absurdist audio drama, serialized fiction, Rune, Miggins, Asclepius Jones, Dante parody, Divine Comedy parody, fake commercial, audio drama, literary satire, podcast comedy, AudioToon, independent podcastWhen the journey was barely half begun,they found themselves in a darkling wood astray,with shadows lengthening from the setting sun.Inevitable, so often do they say.“What was this thorny wildwood intricateand are we also dying with the day?”They asked Rune if the path would at once abate?But the previous time he was even there,He arrived in Hell all but a blank-ed slate.— Canto I from Dante’s Imbroglio