Absolute Worst Podcast: Episode 1 The Dildo Theory

In their very first episode, Alison tries to fix Dana's underwear problem and then enlightens us with a theory that she believes will cure the world of heartache.  Dana finds the theory to be so offensive that she makes Alison apologize to her grandma, Neva.   In the segment titled, Absolute Worst Therapy, they offer up some relationship and sex advice and Dana's solution to both is that you should always get on top.   This episode ends with an Absolute Yourst (these are YOUR Absolute Worst experiences) wherein we’re introduced to the terrifying world of trimming cow hooves and Dana regales us with her deep-south, small town stories of birthing barns and chocolate covered cheesecake sticks...gross.  Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.