Hey daddy gang, since I'm off this week, I wanted to entertain you in the right way. Adam Devine, we are going to revisit this episode. Let me give you guys a little reminder of the Adam Devine episode. If you haven't watched it, go watch it.
If you did watch it, you need to watch it again because it's fucking hilarious. When I had Adam Devine walk into the downpad studio, I remember maybe 30 seconds before he pulled up, I was like, wait, people always confuse him and Adam Levine, the Maroon 5 man. Let's make a fucking funny bit. And so Adam was down.
We go upstairs to the call her daddy studio. You guys are going to watch it. I basically pretend that I'm sitting down with Adam Levine while all of the drama of the cheating scandal was happening. And the internet absolutely erupted.
Some people were like, you're a fucking cunt, you little shit. This isn't funny. Other people thought it was funny. You know, humor is subjective.
You know, guys, like some people thought I was a fucking dick. Some people thought it was fun. We had a good time. Adam's amazing.
And this episode had me fucking dying laughing. So we're off to see the wizard. But you are off to watch the Adam Devine episode. Have fun and we'll be back next week.
Love you. And the Oscar goes too. Goodbye. I have to tell you, I was a huge Maroon 5 fan.
And I'm glad that you agreed to sit down with me today and discuss the scandal surrounding the incidentally in your marriage. How many times did you cheat with women that you met on Instagram? Zero times. It's Adam Devine, not Adam Levine.
Thank fucking God. Thank fucking God. What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper.
We call her Daddy. Are you taller than me? What's going on? No, no, no.
Your legs are longer than mine. This is the thing on Instagram. Everyone thinks that I'm like six feet and then they meet me in person and they're like, why are you so short? And I'm like, first of all, fuck off.
Yeah, I mean, you're appropriately sized. You're a great size. But I'm like, why? That's the first thing people say to me.
But then look at where your foot is dangling right now. I have long legs. Yeah, and see, look at my little. You're taller than me, but my legs are long.
Yes, true. That's fair to say, right? I've got weird shapes. Like my torso is the exact same length as my legs.
Can you do this? Oh my God. Like that's not even like flexibility. That's just.
Sweet. Yeah. But see how that was kind of. Wait, that's great.
That's a good trick. I'm going to start asking people. Also, you did that very. Yeah, it's like two.
Do you do that often? It's all my whole career is based on me doing that. Like you're a physical comedian. I'm like, no, my body's shaped weird.
It's funny. You look at me and you laugh because you're like, that's off. What's going on? It's like a human cartoon.
I think you look great today. I wore my fancy jacket. It looks really nice. I asked my wife.
I'm like, should I like dress nice? And she's like, no, you can be casual. And then I like wore what I was wearing. And she's like, maybe no.
You wear something else. I wouldn't sweat pants. Put a jacket on. No, I think you look great.
I love your wash. The whole thing's going great. Thanks, thanks. Okay, so we're going to get into it.
Okay. Okay, here we go. I'm going to just do this little intro that the world needs. Okay.
Adam, welcome to Call Her Daddy. Okay. Oh, I thought we were doing the Adam Levine bit. No, but I thought for a second you were going to say thank you.
I don't know why. And that was like so creepy with this rock. Okay, we'll start over. Here we go.
Adam, welcome to Call Her Daddy. Thank you. I just have to tell you that I was a huge Maroon 5 fan. And I'm really glad that you decided to sit down with me today and talk about the scandal surrounding the infidelity in your marriage.
How many times did you cheat on your wife with women that you met on Instagram? Zero times. It's Adam Devine, not Adam Levine. Thank fucking God.
Thank fucking God. Adam, welcome to Call Her Daddy. Thank you. One fucking letter.
One letter. It's so close. I actually, I met Adam Levine once at a party. And yeah, I'm cool like that.
And it was a whole Halloween party. I was dressed as a wizard. So it wasn't me being cool at all. I'm like a wizard with like a wizard staff with like beard cans taped together.
And I go up to him. I was all excited and was like, Adam Levine. I'm Adam Devine. He's like, yeah, no, I know.
And I'm like, I get Adam Levine all the time on Twitter where people are like, at me, Adam Devine, but then say, it's so hot, shirtless, singing. I just went to his concert. And I'm like, it happens to me all the time. Sort of happened like, ah, but also invite me back to the Halloween party.
You're like, I will come back as a wizard. Do you think actually people thought that it was you in that situation? People did. Like it wasn't, I like posted, I would never, I'm not big into like inserting myself into someone else's drama.
I'm like, this guy is already going through it. And so I was like steering clear. And then like, like news organizations. I forget what it was.
It was like the Baltimore, like their local news. Their headline was Adam Levine, she's on pregnant wife and said Adam Levine. And then I was getting so many people that were just DMing me being, how fucking dare you? And then you look at their page and I'm like, this person does not follow me.
They have no, they are not workaholic fans. They have not seen my movies. Like they truly were a Maroon 5 fan and now hate me on accident. Like somehow clicked the wrong thing.
And so I was getting legitimately hundreds of DMs. And did your wife at all be like, give me your fucking phone. Just let me check. Let me just check this out.
The name is too close. Like it could be you too. Dude, that's so fucking crazy because I remember when you posted the Instagram and the caption and it was just brilliant of you to just be like, hey, just so you know, like we're good over here. My wife and I are happy.
I'm not cheating. Yeah, I guess I'm a comedic genius. Yeah, you're pretty good. You're not bad.
I probably shouldn't have given you a straw. Yeah, too much, too much work I'm doing over there. Call Her Daddy is brought to you by Dove. Have you guys heard that Dove just dropped a Dove reimagined version of the classic Don't Cha to launch their new alcohol-free whole body deodorant?
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Learn more at dove.ca. I am really happy that you're here. I think that you are extremely funny. I think you're very unique in Hollywood.
Your humor is amazing. I'm very happy you're here. I'm not at a movie. Thanks, Alex.
You grew up in Nebraska. I did. I've never been to Nebraska. Most people have it.
Okay. What is a stereotype that people in Nebraska have that you think you defy? I feel like Nebraska is like, it's such like a flyover state. Like, I feel like you're not from there.
You just haven't been there. So there's like no stereotypes. People are just like, Nebraska, huh? Wow.
I've never, really? Huh? So there's no stereotype. So I feel like, when they meet me, they're like, that's what you look like.
Yeah. Well, I mean, I feel like I look like I'm from Nebraska. I'm like, you're like, yeah, this guy eats steak. He eats corn a lot.
You can tell he isn't off the carbs. He's full carbo-loading with baked potatoes on the rag. Right. Like a white guy from Nebraska.
Yeah, they're like, he puts real butter on his potatoes. You know what? That's a really great way to explain it. Because I wasn't, I think I, as I was thinking about this question, that's exactly what I was wanting you to tell me.
Something I didn't know about Nebraska. I'm like, I don't know much. Yeah. We're just, we're a sturdy people.
Heart, you know, salt of the earth, I think they say. Okay. Yeah. I don't know what that phrase means, but.
I love it though. We're going to go with it. Do you think that there's like an accent happening there that we don't know about? Like a Nebraska accent?
No. People in Nebraska think that our accent is like flat, but when I moved to California for the first time, I was on some like head shop on Hollywood Boulevard being like, you can just buy pipes? Why? This is crazy.
And, uh, and the guy behind the counter was like, where are you from? So I think I must've had an accent. I don't think I have much of one anymore. What do you think?
I can hear like a tiny twang, but what I, I am from a little twang, like a little, like it's not Southern. It's not, it's something. It's unique. Yeah.
A little, a little salt and pepper. Exactly. The salt and pepper, meat and potatoes vibe. That's right.
I'm from Philadelphia outside of it though. And I'm just so happy that I don't have the Philly accent. Do you know the Philly accent? It's atrocious.
Yeah. So I'm glad you don't have it. No, I don't know. I don't know if I could do a Philly accent, but I will say that Philly, I've had great, I've done awesome shows there and I've had great times there, but it was one of the few places, Boston's kind of like this too, where people just like want to fight you.
Like it was like right when WorkHawks just came out. So we were like newly famous or whatever. And we like went there on some sort of tour and, uh, this guy, we're like, Gino's or Pat's cheesesteaks. Like what, we're going to try both.
And we're in there and some guy was like, fuck you. You think you're cool, huh? Oh, fucking Mr. Hollywood.
And I'm like, I'm going to have to fight a man. You're like, I just wanted to cheesesteak. Yeah, I'm like, and I'm not like a confrontational guy. So I'm like, I got to put up my Dukes.
I'm like, do I call them Dukes? I don't know. I'm going to get my ass kicked by this day. You're so accurate.
Number one, let me just proclaim this so that no one in Philly hates me now and comes for me. I've had a great time there. Aggressive, aggressive people. The fans are so aggressive.
I grew up, my dad worked for the Philadelphia Flyers. Oh, cool. And so I would always go to these hockey games. And after every game or in the middle of the game, I would always be asking my parents, like, why is everyone so angry?
Like, we're even winning. Like, why are we angry? Now they're losing all the time. It's like, not really angry.
But it's such an aggressive mentality and it's a little scary. But what's scarier is, yes, the accent. Like, do you know what we call water? Like water.
Wooder. Wooder. With a D? I'm going home to drink some water.
You're going home to drink some water. Going home to drink some water. Go Eagles. In Omaha, we don't say water.
We say water. We say, we do say, like, mom. Oh. Like, mom.
One thing I love about you is that you do seem like you are entirely, like, open about just putting yourself out there. Like, you don't give a shit what people think. So can you give us some advice for someone that's listening that's, like, introverted, shy, a little insecure? Like, how do you get to a place where you're like, I don't give a fuck what people think.
I'm not going to do what I do. I tell, I'm always giving advice. No. But I feel like it just, nothing matters.
Oh. It just doesn't matter. Like, it doesn't. I would say 99.5% of the time, it just doesn't matter.
Like, what that person thinks of you. They're not thinking about what you just said. Like, my wife does this all the time where she'll say something. And then, like, she's, like, tossing and turning.
She can't sleep. And I'm like, what's going on over there? Like, are you okay? Are you having, like, 90 pulsions?
And she's like, no, I said this thing that I shouldn't have said. And then I'm like, what? And then she'll tell me. I'm like, oh, they don't, they're not thinking about that even a little bit.
Like, no one thinks about anyone else. We're only thinking about ourselves all the time. So fucking true. Listen, I love men.
I love women. I love everyone. But women do have a tendency a little bit more to, like, overanalyze, which I think can be a superpower at times. Yeah, they're smarter.
Yeah, we're smarter. We should run the world. However, it can be a deficit when we're up at night. My boyfriend does the same thing.
He's like, your legs are not, like, twitching. Like, just tell me what happened. I don't know what to do with my legs. You're literally like, um.
No, it's just uncomfortable. Speaking of nothing. Can I tell you something? My wife is going to watch this podcast and be tossing and turning and be like, I'm like, what's wrong?
She's like, your legs. What were you saying with those legs? What? My legs.
Let me just clarify so you feel better. This chair, these chairs. Are 87 inches deep. They're the full-on grown man laying down level deep.
They have caused such issues. And this is the issue. I think that all the fans watching fucking love them. I always get, where'd you get the chairs?
Where'd you get the chairs? I want the chairs. When you're in person, when you're in person, you can't imagine a woman in a skirt and heels. That's the moment where I say, I'm sorry.
You're going to figure it out. You got your pants on. Yeah, I am wearing pants. This is good.
I've been a nude in a film before, so I'm perfectly okay. I just want you to know if you squirm around, no one's judging you because this is, we're moving chairs. We're moving houses, actually. But we're also leaving these chairs behind.
Okay, I'll take them. Okay, great. Let's talk about workaholics. Okay.
To anyone that hasn't watched It You Live Under a Rock, it's about three dudes in their 20s that live together and work together. That's right. How did you meet your co-stars, and who came up with the premise of the show? Well, I met Blake and Kyle, who played Carl, our drug dealer, on the show, who ended up directing most of our episodes.
We met in improv class at Community College, at Orange Coast College in Costa Mesa, California. That's dope. Yeah, and it was like day one of improv class, and at the time, Blake, he has this long, cool dude hair, and he had this tiny little fro, and in high school, they called him Afro-fetus because he was so skinny with his tiny little afro, and he really has blossomed as he's gotten older because he's considered a hot boy now, but he was homely as fuck back then. I'm looking at you, Blake, and I just thought he was so funny, so afterwards, it was weird because it was like I was sort of like hitting on my friend, you know, where like, I remember like my other buddy was like, what's going on over there?
Because I came up to him a little nervous, I was like, hey, what's up? If you'd be down for it, it'd be cool if perhaps me and you could get together and write some comedy bits together, and Blake's like, yeah, I think that'd be cool, man. You know, and then I moved up to LA from Orange County about a year later and met Anders at the Second City, which is an improv school. I can imagine being in an improv class.
There's some characters in there. Like, do you think you thrived in improv class, or did you keep to yourself a little bit there? I kept to myself a little bit. I mean, like, because I would say, like, improv classes are weird.
Have you ever taken one? I kind of did in college, but that wasn't even a fucking thing. Yeah, so like, I took a lot, especially when I was like 18, 19, and there's always like a businessman who's just like the funny guy in the office, and then there's like 12 crew lunatics who are just like this psychotic aunt who's just like, they say I'm funny! And they're like, oh my god, lady.
And then there's like maybe two normal people who you'll end up seeing later on in life. Like, I know like Eric Andre was in an improv class of mine back in the day, and then all the workaholics guys, and Jillian Bell, who's on workaholics I knew from improv classes. So you can find little diamonds in the rough. On the periphery, you're like, I want to stay away from that person.
That person's insane. Yeah, there's always like a few people that you can tell aren't lunatics who are actually trying to figure out how to make this into a profession. So you come up with the show, and it's fucking hilarious. Is there ever a point, I'm thinking like, you guys and are friends, and you're filming as friends.
Was there ever a point in like a joke or a scare or something happening where you guys took it too far, and like you couldn't air it? No, there's never like we couldn't air it. Comedy Central, especially back then, was like really, really cool and open and down. I feel like we might not be able to get away with everything because things are a little touchier.
Now, like we did one bit where Carl the drug dealer was sick of his penis, and he wanted to remove it because it gets him in all the trouble in his life, and they were really worried about us being like transphobic or something, and we're like, well, it's not about that. He just doesn't want to have his penis, and that was like a real battle that we had for a while, but we ended up winning, and the show was very funny. We did another episode where we go to our neighbor's house, and they're having a pride party, and we think it's pride fighting, like UFC. like pride fighting uh but they're a group of gay men having a pride party and we go there and then uh we get blackout drunk and we pass out and wake up in their bed and i wake up and i think i have jizz on my face and i'm like oh my god uh i think we fucked each other and then the two guys were like you guys were really you guys were going at each other you guys were fucking each other a lot last night and so we go through that entire episode and we like are reeling with this and then at the end of the day we're like i'm glad if i were a fucking man it was you and we're together and we're like and we're together and then we go back to the hand and we're like wearing rainbow shirts now and we're like we're out and we're proud we fuck each other now and uh the guy's like oh we were kidding with you it was toothpaste we put on your face and we're like that's pushing the envelope you know but we're like we're up for a glad award they like loved the episode with like the bro culture in the show i personally find it very funny of how you guys like take it right to the edge of moments and i do think that's hard to do though the hardest part was like it's sort of based on our actual personalities like our characters and then it's just taken to 12 you know so every once in a while it'd be like yours is pitching a joke and you're like well adam is a fucking idiot and like also like egotistical and but also kind of a bitch so i think he would say and i'm like yeah well anders has a stick up his ass and he thinks he's better than everyone else and the character though the character do you guys get in a lot of fights or no no not really i mean we're kind of we're brothers i feel so like we get in fights but at the end of the day you're like all right should we go get milkshakes or whatever whatever fat kid thing we're about to go do yes you you basically booked pitch perfect around the time that you were filming workaholics right what was the audition process like for pitch perfect where were you at in your life like how did it all come to be i was shooting the second season of workaholics and like workaholics had just come out and like it kind of clicked right away when it came out and i was like i don't want to do an acapella well at first i didn't know and i thought it was a baseball movie they sent me these sides and pitch perfect and i was like you know i don't have time to go audition right now like i'm doing my show and it was really precious about workaholics and they're like just go the producers like you just go so i went on my lunch break from workaholics and like went down and auditioned and i thought it was a baseball movie and i saw these hot ass dudes singing and i'm like you're not gonna get the baseball movie singing fucking pussy and then i go in and it turns out it's not a baseball movie at all and i had it then i'm quickly learning the sides and i'm like i'm not sure this isn't baseball at all and i go in and i do the audition and they asked me what song i prepared and i didn't prepare a song so i'm like i didn't prepare a song take it or leave it leave it well you have to sing it's a scene movie and so i sing whatever pops into your head and the first song swear to god that popped in my head was uh whatever happened to predictability the milkman the people boy the evening tv which is the full house theme song and they're like well they loved it and i left my agent calls i was like what do you think and i'm like i don't know i morphed into like an 80 year old jazz singer like i don't think i'm gonna get the i'm not because we have to sing like rihanna and shit i'm like i didn't prove that i can sing and then i don't know well i'll get them next time and i got it the fact that in a moment of like kind of crisis the first thing that popped to your fucking head was full house go yeah it was just like there's like things that whatever popped into your head and i'm like i will say though that was like very accurate yeah i feel good i do a lot of whoever that man is wow okay so that's also great you thought it was a baseball movie i did yeah we're learning that i don't really read my emails yeah i sort of just yeah read the headline and go got it i think it goes to my sort of mantra of nothing matters and it's fine yeah everyone's going to get a job don't prepare just like going it hey i've never prepared today in my life and look where the fuck you are adam and i'm wearing a suede jacket you know what's fucking crazy though did you it looks great did you know that you were passionate about singing acapella before pitch perfect i'm not i'm not passionate about singing or acapella i uh no i'm like i still don't consider myself a singer i'm just like good at it like i can just do it got it so like i don't you know some people like are just looking just like they're just naturally a good dancer they like i can just sing which by the way was so funny i've always known i can sing i've had like choir teachers in high school be like you should join the swing choir and i'm like i want girls to like me uh i'm like no thank you and uh i call my dad when i go to pitch perfect i'm like dad i book this like studio movie universal's making it and he's like oh my god yeah man nice so what is it and i go it's called pitch perfect like baseball movie cool and i'm like not a baseball movie it is uh it's a singing acapella movie and he goes but you can't sing worth shit and i go yeah i can sing i'm a pretty good singer and he goes bullshit i'm like all right well i'm doing this movie he goes i find a way to get out of that one i'm like i'm doing it okay note to self never listen to dad it's also very interesting that you knew that you were good at singing but you're not like you're not like singing around the house to your wife no okay but what would be your go-to karaoke song i don't like karaoke really really because i'm like what i do for work is perform so then when i'm not working i don't want to then go work okay that to me is what that is now now sometimes i could be like 3 a.m and rest of the house and they bust out a karaoke machine i'll get up there and try to sing don't stop believing or some bullshit but like i'm not gonna just you're not gonna do it but you are here to perform today i'm all through this is work okay great you're paying me what what the fuck there's more in there there's more in there just keep pouring okay so last month because i was gonna say this and you know what you can deny me but i'm just gonna say it anyways last month or two months ago we had john mayeron and he did like a christmas song right give him a little christmas cheer so i was wondering if you would be interested in auditioning for the call her daddy fourth of july song episode all right here we go okay silence all right proud to be an american because at least i know i'm free once you want to stand up next to you and red white and blue grilling burgers on the grill a bush light for me and you which essentially is america monster trucks golden retrievers lifted trucks a lot of trucks a lot of trucks should have stopped earlier that was fucking phenomenal you got the job i think i was the only one to audition for it call her daddy is brought to you by dove have you guys heard that dove just dropped a dove reimagined version of the classic don't you to launch their new alcohol-free whole body deodorant a true 90s baby throwback moment the best part is that dove's new whole body deodorant is alcohol and aluminum free combining 72 hour odor control with nourishing skin care it's gentle anywhere you apply it which keeps you feeling hot not burned for external use only the new dove whole body deodorant alcohol and aluminum free learn more at dove.ca i'm gonna go through a list of some random topics that are happening in the world right now and i want your take on them okay yes okay number one telling your friend that you don't like their partner uh don't do it okay yeah don't just don't do it you might lose your friend forever but uh what they're gonna do is i've done this before where they like left their partner and you're like thank god she sucks dude and then they get back together and then they get married and you're like i'm just kidding dude i'm a comedian what never invited over the house what do you think about bde uh i have mde medium dick energy a big dick that seems too much it's a little too much to handle it's a lot on the plate you have to schedule it you've got to think about it i'm working with my mde so that's what i'm really pushing i'm selling it i'm like a like a telemarketer i think that's the title of this episode adam divine mde mde i think it's great okay what about roadhead did not done enough in my life it's not done enough you would like that i mean no the older i get the more i'm like it's and then like where we clean it up like and then yeah like as i've gotten older it's less appealing but every once in a great while it could be a fun spice it up yeah what's your take on pete davidson i love pete i know pete uh i i had him i on adam's house party which was a stand-up show i did for comedy central we had him season one he was 19 and i'm like this kid must have a huge cock just something about him he's wiry those long wiry guys sometimes got a big old wang uh and then that was kind of the whole topic of conversation on set like we're all staring at this young boy gauging the size of his johnson how do you feel about talking to your uber drivers it's a slippery slope i've had a uber driver who realized who i was and drove me to their house because it was on the way to my house i'm not really knowing where we're going because i'm in a new city there's a house that i rented so i'm kind of zoning out the back and we pull up and her family comes out and i'm like where are we i look up for my phone and she's like you don't mind do you and i'm like uh you can't say yes because you're stuck there at their house now so you're like no so i'm gonna get out of the car a photo op one of their neighbors comes over i take photos with them and their family and then i get back in the car and she takes me to my house now and then we pull up she goes hmm so this is where you live so it could really turn sideways on you yeah were you terrified to sleep that night it was weird because her husband was like he was giving like method energy he was like yeah man oh yeah and so i'm like that's a lot i don't know a little too much yeah i was like covering up my watch i'm like no she's like sure it's a nice house you're renting any valuables in there no no valuables here i'm only here for actually a couple hours i'm moving locations i'm actually moving houses to a small studio apartment holy that's a fucking weird one yeah okay what do you think about um the band maroon five fuck you adam but you have to at least admit that one song slaps it's like she will oh no no no no no no you're good uh yeah that one is that theirs yeah then yeah i mean the guy's really confident at many things how do you know sex on the first date it must a must you have to do it right yeah it's like it's like opening the door for someone you're like you have to see like are they polite are they good in bed you have to check it out yeah i really appreciate that take that's a unique one i don't know if we've ever had someone say that on color doctor before i'm here for first i can already see the headline yeah adam devine says sex on the first date is a must it's like opening the door yeah rate question mark is he it gets really good spin out of control i don't want to say my publicist just calls me shaking i don't know i love that you showed up alone here yeah what am i gonna do show up with well you know i worked at the uh improv comedy club when i was like 20 to like 22 and uh all the coolest guys showed up alone the like really famous guys and they'd show up with like a gang of people they were less cool but like chris rock who was one of the most famous comedians would show up just by himself and i was like that's that's how i someday i'll be like that okay this is called our dad we have to talk about your date all our fathers okay okay once you move to los angeles how was the dating scene here for you before you got famous i didn't well i really i started doing stand-up and comedy when i was 18 and i'm convinced i wouldn't have ever gotten a date or laid or anything if it wasn't for comedy just because i'm not i i never was like the type of guy to be out and like lick my lips and do a squinty eye thing and like do this a lot which like all my guy friends were really good at being like yo what's up what you guys doing over here like that are like working to that person they were it was working for them i can do an impression of me doing that but then but then it's like as soon as i have to talk to them normally they're like there's a different guy in there there's not the cool squinty licking lips guy right right that was a great impression i think it was better than i've ever seen the actual originals oh yeah but have you seen those tiktok kids with a swoop of hair when they go like how do you feel about boys dancing i don't know it's weird it's like a totally different thing because like that wouldn't have like maybe times are better or definitely times are weirder like because when i was in high school that wouldn't have flown even a little bit like you had to keep you couldn't be doing that shirtless with a group of friends and posting it somewhere and not getting like major backlash from that so like kind of cool that kids are so comfortable being like super cringy and weird on the internet that's but for sure they're gonna look back at that in like four years and be like oh jesus christ i'm trying to like get a job now and they're like future employer looks and they're like oh you're the swinny eyed licking lip elbows out doing weird dance tiktok dance kid you're hired you're a genius my god you're plugged in i agree with you i don't think that i think i would have found that like so unattractive if a guy at my school was doing that yeah but but you're not 16 now so maybe if you were 16 now you'd be like oh my god caleb and skylar and chanston chanston is that a nebraska no it has to be a name of some kid now you know someone made that poor choice and neither give chance and then we're like and it's not original enough add a tin to it chanston chanston hey all the chanston's listening you know there's like a dozen chanston's that are listening right now like oh shit they're talking about me with their tiny little butthole mouse oh my god what they're talking about me on call her daddy what the fuck is this you've seen those tiktok dances right is that the move yeah are you on tiktok a lot no i've only i only see uh well by the way i feel like i'm not on it enough for the algorithm to know me so i've been on it like two or three times and every time i'm like yeah it's too much um but i want to because my instagram algorithm is embarrassing what is it it's just like my wife is like jesus christ when she sees my like page it's just like swollen beefcake dudes what just from like working out tips so like i look at so like this is like i steal workouts from like these beefy hunky dudes right uh because i'm like oh that would be kind of cool to look sort of like that uh you're the dream though adam because most girls are like taking the guy's phone and be like there's like hot girls with bikinis you're like adam again like you're looking at this guy and he's like so buff yeah but then she has like nightmares that i'm like secretly a gay man so like there is a downside to me looking at oiled up men on instagram right like it could be slightly questionable yeah yeah but then you have the mde so she's like actually call her daddy is brought to you by dove have you guys heard that dove just dropped a dove reimagined version of the classic don't you to launch their new alcohol-free whole body deodorant a true 90s baby throwback moment the best part is that does new whole body deodorant is alcohol and aluminum free combining 72 hour odor control with nourishing skincare it's gentle anywhere you apply it which keeps you feeling hot you not burned for external use only the new dove whole body deodorant alcohol and aluminum free learn more at dove.ca your wife is running how did you guys meet and how did you ask her out we met on a plane we met on an airplane we sat next to each other the only way i can meet a beautiful woman like my wife uh would be she has to sit next to me for four hours um that's good yeah and i didn't have to lick my lips even once um no we were flying to new orleans and like we stated earlier i don't read emails so i didn't know that we were in the same movie and so we were sitting next to each other she recognizes me i don't know her i just think she's a beautiful woman sitting next to me i have a girlfriend at the time i'm actively not trying to talk to this girl i'm like so she keeps chatting on me and i'm like god am i hot as shit today like what is happening like why is she all into me and i'm like oh god man and so i play fruit ninja on my ipad for four hours straight my hands hurt from just swiping doing combos with fruit and she was like oh this guy and then we landed and then i see they like the guy with the sign with your name on it the driver and she has one too and then my friend nina dobri who's also in the movie who i know her and she had a sign and i'm like oh we're all in this movie together and chloe bridges my wife was like yeah what did you think i'm like i'm so sorry i had no idea and i felt embarrassed i'm like let's all just ride in the same car together and get to know each other going to baton rouge because we were shooting in baton rouge and it's like a 45 minute drive from new orleans and we go and chloe's from new orleans and she goes let's get drive-through vicarious which is a thing there yeah it's the best and uh we went through and like nina to her credit was like playing cool it's like i'll take a couple little sample sizes see see what i like you know and so she has like a few little ones that she's sipping and then chloe goes i'll take a 38 ounce party starter and i'm like i'm like i love this girl uh yeah we and so then when did you break up with that past girlfriend a few weeks later and then and then we started to date but i hadn't been single in like years so then i like was single for a while and felt like i had to be single and then after like however many months six months or something chloe was like you either have to call me your girlfriend or we have to stop doing this and i'm like okay you're my girlfriend okay you're like i knew when you got that drink in the car it was over for me i got the party starter what a legend yeah when you guys moved in together did you have to kick any like gross habits that you had there was some weird conversations because i was given a lot of stuff from workaholics like that people just send i'm sure you get stuff sent to you all the time and so like weird stuff so like uh fleshlight the like the if i molded after like porn stars vaginas or whatever sent me 25 of them so i didn't know what to do with them so for a while i was like giving them away as like kind of gaggist but then i gave like two or three away and then like i was like i don't be known as the fleshlight guy who just has like a treasure trove of these so then i just stuck it in a closet but like they're all insane fleshlights they're like alien fleshlights and like yeah like alien vaginas and like and like monster pussies and like the weirdest things so i i it's in my closet and i came home one day and she was like kind of being weird and i'm like what's up and she's like uh i think i have to talk to you i'm like wait what's going on and she's like what's you have like a thing for aliens i'm like what and she's like you like are you into monsters and i'm like what are you talking you're weird to me right now and then she pulled out like 15 alien pussies and i'm like i can see how this looks weird she's like this is what i'm talking about and then she's like well let's let's throw them away and i'm like we should keep two for not for use they can keep them in the box but like they are hilarious right just in case just in case you need to bust out a party or you meet someone who you're like this would be the funniest gift for them i agree so you kept them too we kept an alien and a monster did you ever give them away we still have we should have brought them here we're gonna transition from your real real wife to your work wife rebel wilson she's coming here on monday oh really yeah very fun you guys have such a good dynamic like i was watching this morning the scene where you're like maybe we should like make out she's like yeah sometimes i think about doing heroin and i'm like yeah better not and it's like you guys have a great dynamic did you guys ever get to like ad-lib in that movie at all together most of i mean k canon wrote like amazing scripts are not taking anything away but all of my lines were no but i rewrote the whole thing no uh we have quite a bit and actually like our uh love connection like me and rebels we improv that and so then as we were shooting they're like that's kind of funny put them together and uh and then it ended up being like a bigger bigger story so fucking good okay so my idea was this rebels coming on i'm gonna have you do the same thing i want you if you can to impersonate rebel and i'm gonna have her impersonate you oh that's so hard is it so hard have you ever tried to do an australian accent fuck no i don't do impersonation it's so hard to do is it too hard i mean it might be i feel like she's just gonna be like i'm out of just like weird energy just bouncing all over the place uh yeah no i mean no i don't know oh no i feel like that's the only word i could say in australian speak they say like no with an r okay i got it okay hello sort of british hello it's me rebel wilson i'm the lead singer of the beatles i can't do it no it's so good it's so good i literally i was trying to do it earlier and i was like that's why she's iconic i can't do it hello i'm rebel wilson i'm the uh i play bass in oasis and she's australian she's not even from england but i don't know i think they're fully doing english because i can't do australia it's fine it's fine it's fine um i cannot thank you for coming on enough let me uh ask you what are you doing next because i know you obviously have your podcast but are you doing any new film this is important check it out our podcast i do with the workaholics guys it's super fun uh yeah i'm doing i'm doing a season two of bumper in berlin the spin-off series that uh that i'm doing for peacock that's a spin-off of my character from pitch perfect and season one is super fun it's on peacock now and we're doing a second season um with jamila jamil and sarah highland uh who was my um co-star in modern family and then uh fool aboard who's super funny and then uh i was gonna do a workaholics movie but then paramount plus pulled the plug so i saw that that really fucking stuck and it's okay and legally i can't talk shit right right you just look at the camera and start sobbing legally right adam thank you so much for coming on call her daddy thanks that was very fun thank you thank you