Alix Earle: Secrets, Sex & Scandals

Who is Alex? Get ready with me, get ready with me, get ready with me. Welcome to a dang, I like to. Welcome to a dang, my line.

Do not want to post about it. Avisa with 10 of my friends. So I got my breast augmentation. He'll have the 100 million followers of his own.

That's insane. They really got that. Until Alex, Earl, and I'm like, who does she deserve? I feel like I actually know Alex, Earl.

I'm sure Alex, Earl. The Kardashian just after me was me. I'm late to talk about Alex, Earl. Daddy gang, it is your founding father.

Back at it again for another season of Call Her Daddy. We made it, baby. Okay, we fucking made it. Season four, I don't know if you're ready for what I have planned for you, but I am really, really fucking excited.

I have now officially been doing Call Her Daddy solo for four years. And I can't thank you guys enough because I literally wouldn't be here without you. So to my OG daddy gang, I love you, to the new people that have come along the way that have become daddy gang, I love you. And I have a feeling, just a little feeling that maybe, probably, absolutely this year, season four is going to be the best yet.

Because as you know, on Call Her Daddy, we like to get into it. Okay. So we really have gotten deep with every guest we've had on the show and we've gotten to know so many people in really fun and intimate ways. Every episode I feel like I actually get to know the person sitting across from me.

I really get to know them. And based on my Instagram comments, it seems like you guys agree. It seems like you guys are kind of having a good time, right? I think so.

I was thinking I'm always up to something like Alex, what the fuck now? What now? Let's sometimes go to the guest. Who better kick off season four than one of the most highly requested and anticipated guests of this show's history?

Daddy gang, you have been begging me to get this person on Call Her Daddy all year. All year I see it. And just so you know, I see you, I hear you, I see the comments, I get it. And let me just ask guys, come on, when has your father ever failed you?

So let's go hang out with the internet's biggest it girl. Daddy gang, here we fucking go. You're founding father, Alex Cooper. We call her.

Hi. Hi. It's happening. It's happening.

Okay. Alex Earl, welcome to Call Her Daddy. Okay. So Alex, to people that are tuning in being like, who is Alex Earl?

What is happening in this episode? During your senior year of college at the University of Miami, you absolutely blew up. You got a huge following online. And you are now arguably one of the most famous people on the internet.

Everyone's obsessed with you. Everyone's talking about you. They want to know who you're dating. They want to know about your life.

And I'm sitting here in your hometown of New Jersey, meeting your family, your parents, your siblings. What do you think that they think about all of this craziness? First of all, that is so crazy to even hear you say. I'm like, oh my gosh, no, I'm not.

But they have kind of been with me through it all. Like when I blew up was over the holidays. So it was Thanksgiving and Christmas. And I was literally sitting with them.

And as much as I'm watching this, they are too. And people are calling them, contacting them. I remember there was something around Christmas of me, like on the news on ESPN. And my dad's like, Alex, he's like, what is going on?

What are you posting on TikTok? And then they kind of downloaded the app. They all started to learn about it all. And they got really involved.

But yeah, they've been super supportive throughout it all. I'm curious. This is not your home. This is your dad's house.

You live in Miami. When you're in Miami, what do you miss most about being home in New Jersey? I love just hanging out with my family and Bantarina with them, having dinner. Like you'll get to see, but everything is very chaotic over here.

And there's always a lot going on. Hello. I have so much garden so many. Hi, guys.

Are you Thomas? I've seen you in the TikTok videos. Hey, are these your dinosaurs? What are the names?

Thomas Orres. And I'll bring that to you. I'm Thomas. And I'll present the book where I'm six years old.

I love our expression, poison for me. And I really love her a lot. And I appreciate that she plays dinosaurs with me. And from ICU.

Hi, I'm Ashin. Ashin, so nice to meet you. Hi, I'm Ashin. I'm Alex's little sister.

I'm 20 years old. And I'm going to be a junior at Tulane University. I go like I know all of you because I see all of you on TikTok. What's your name?

My name's Penelope. Penelope. Oh, oh my god. What am I supposed to do, Penelope?

OK. I'm Penelope. I'm Alex's little sister. And I'm eight years old.

Alex might be the TikTok star now. Wait until you see me. And this is my little name. I think Alex.

I like him. This is great. Hi, nice to meet you. What's your name?

It's Ethel. I love your hair. Hi, I'm Ethel. And I'm Alex's younger sister.

You guys might see her get ready with me. But I see the behind the scenes. And it's a hot mess. The moms.

Come here. I can't hear you. I'm not special but I'm here. I'm going to give you a hot mess.

I didn't get to make this. Do you think you're coming? No. Oh, careful.

Hi, I'm Ashleigh. And I'm Alex's stepmom. Alex is so great with all the kids. And having a free babysitter is always nice.

Nice to meet you. So nice to meet you. Hi, I'm Alyssa. And I'm Alex's mother.

I believe Alex got her craziness, her kindness, and her energy for having fun for me and all the other good stuff from my dad. My house is a little cleaner when she's not around. But then we miss her energy. Mr.

Earl, come on. I need a hug. Come on. I'm really happy Alex is making her own money now, even though she's still spending mine.

Excuse me. I got to take a call. Hello. Is this a normal day at the Earl household?

Yeah. Where can I show you my house? Please. I would love that.

You can give me a little tour. Oh. Oh my God. Okay.

I'm watching your siblings and they're like, they are scrolling TikTok over there. And I'm thinking like, how does it make you feel that they are watching your content? You know, sometimes I forget and they'll text me something like so niche that's going on in my life. Like what?

Like you're wearing that top out tonight, Alex. Like, oh my God. And I'm like, I forget that they are watching this. But it's honestly nice because I feel like even if we don't have the time to catch up, they're always keeping up with me.

Okay. Well, Alex, I am so excited to go on this little adventure with you and get to really know you. We're in your hometown right now. So let's go see a couple places that are memorable and meaningful to you.

Well, this is like, I grew up. My town. Okay. Wait.

So you didn't grow up in that house? Yeah. That house we moved in probably when I was in, I think, but that's not where I grew up. I grew up with my mom like 30 minutes away from her.

Do you have a voice? I have the worst voice you've ever heard in your entire life. Like I can't sing. Like, give me a tune.

Well, that's what I've actually been practicing and I can show for you. Maybe it's you. I was inspired after we went to the beach. I thought it was good.

I thought it was good. Give me a tune. Um, maybe it's you. That was good.

See? What is it? I think I can impersonate. Like, if I was doing Christina Aguilera, it'd be like, oh, I want it.

But I can't, but if someone, but if someone told me to sing like myself, I'd be like, hey, I couldn't just do that. Like, that was good. That was yours. So I always say, I said to my friends, if I ever come out with music or you see, like, just not like, I have been ambushed.

Like, I'm being held against my will or auto tuning me. Like, this is not something I could ever do. I think it's good that you are self aware. Yo, yo, the one I love.

You know what? Why don't we try a different game? She is a woman of many talent, folks, but it is not going to be the Carpool Karaoke today. We're going to enter this town.

I know it's called Red Bank. Okay. Here's our high school. Obviously so much has changed in your life since leaving this high school, leaving this town, moving to Miami, you know, becoming so well known.

But it's interesting to meet your family, be in New Jersey. I feel like the world looks at your family and it looks like, you know, your mom and your stepmom are getting along. Everyone's drinking and partying and it looks like this unified family. And it wasn't always this family that was bonded together.

Can you take me back to the moment when you were in second grade and your life? It's essentially flipped upside down. I've never talked about this online before. I was kind of waiting for the right platform or moment.

I remember the day very clearly. Paparazzi had shown up at my house and my mom quickly kind of got me and my sister out of the house over to our cousins. We stayed there for a few days and I had no idea what was going on. I didn't know they were paparazzi.

I thought news broadcasters were interviewing the neighbors. I really had no idea. And for anyone listening who doesn't know my family or doesn't know what I'm talking about, my dad had an affair with someone who was well known for her job having sexual relations with high class people. And one of them was even the governor of New York.

She was very well known from that. And in turn, my dad's affair became a very public situation. Did you find out about the news coverage and everything happening first? Or did you find out that your parents were getting a divorce first?

So a year after this affair happened, my parents sat me and my sister down and we were going out to dinner. It was right before dinner. They said we're going to be living apart. My dad got a house like 10 minutes away.

They were going to try and they were going to see how that was kind of working. I never said it was like a final divorce, but in that moment we kind of knew. And I had speculations that something was up because for the past year they had started to fight and bigger with each other. And I would sit at the top of my staircase listening to it.

And before that, they never really felt like I think it was like a pretty good normal family dynamic. When did you realize because you were so young at this point, like when did you realize that the scandal essentially was getting media coverage in the news? It was in like fourth grade. I started to kind of hear commentary from people and I had an iPad at the time.

And I remember googling like you don't know that many people googling my family. And all of a sudden I see that the past two years of my life had been a lie. I am reading articles about what had happened about the times that my dad's taking me to go get ice cream. And it's really because there's paparazzi outside my house and he's hiding us from them.

Like I had just felt like my world crashed down in that moment. I didn't know the severity of what had happened between my parents because my mom was super super mature about it and didn't speak to us about it and didn't put that stress that she was going through on to us. But that's I kind of figured it out myself. And then I proceeded to deal with it myself.

And I was going to say, did you tell anyone that you saw that on your iPad? I had talked to my mom after and but you're so young like I didn't even fully understand what it was that why this woman was such a big deal that my dad had slept with. I didn't understand the severity of it. And I was confused so but I knew from that moment on that I wanted to protect my little sister from feeling the way that I felt in that moment.

What were you like mentally doing every day? Like you're going to school like how were you even comprehending this? I would try and just push it down a lot of the times like I would try not to comprehend it. I knew that I loved my family and issues would come up.

And a lot of the time my family really tried to just be as normal as possible. And we wouldn't really talk too much about these issues or that if we did like there was nothing that we could really do about them or when my step mom started to hang around with my dad after he had moved out. She came into his life and we were introduced to her which was super weird. And I was told that I had to be respectful to this woman and we had to be nice to her.

And I wanted to rip her head on. It was very weird because I felt like I was 10 year old having to be more mature than someone 20, 30 years older than me. So I don't know like in the moment I didn't realize how much that would have affected me and now I look back and whoa. Obviously you're dealing with this at home but like when you talk about school like I can only imagine what you were dealing with obviously parents talk kids here like what was the dynamic in school for you?

I mean you can imagine middle school is like peak people are bullying each other like tearing each other down. So obviously they had a one up to just shit on me and shit on my family and besides that people making comments about it which happened. People weren't allowed to hang out with me. People weren't allowed to come over to my house.

If I wanted to invite the girls over I remember one day I was like we should go have snacks and like okay to read at my house before we go to this middle school dance and we weren't allowed to host this. I'm called a pregame but obviously we're not drinking. Host this pregame at my house because people didn't want their kids around my family. How was that articulated to you?

How do you know that? The parents would kind of tell my mom and she would tell me kind of the harsh truth of like why this can't happen. She would have to sit me down and be like this like you know they don't really respect us. Oh my God.

When you say that out loud now like what do you feel for like your younger self like having to deal with that for like a pure dynamic because of something that was happening with your parents? I feel bad for her but I feel like I wish I had someone to kind of lean on in that moment. I feel like I was leaning on myself a lot of the time because I don't want to stress anyone else out. And I was trying to look out for everyone else maybe but myself in the time so I was like okay we're just going to bottle this up and not talk about it but I wish that I could like go back and have her talk to someone about what was happening in that moment because I just like okay this is like life this is normal like this is what's happening like whatever we're not going to my house for the free game.

First of all like hearing that you couldn't have people over for like sleepovers or get together is like because everyone else was so involved in this and this was like town gossip essentially like did it prohibit you from being able to actually like have your own opinion of the situation or do you think it just like really amplified your feelings toward it? I think it definitely made me have a lot of hatred towards the situation and it was just weird because I obviously felt a lot of emotion and I was super upset and I couldn't let that out kind of like there was nowhere for me to kind of go or talk to or like I don't know like I didn't really ever let that out so I just would deal with these emotions within myself. My high school teacher because this was such a public affair especially for anyone living locally in my town you kind of knew who she was and knew the situation that had happened. My teacher in high school was talking about this governor's affair and said exactly what had happened to it had happened with and like looked me in the eyes while this was going on in class and I remember my classmates looking at me and like laughing because this was like about my family and this is something he was literally teaching in history class because I don't I forget what the lesson was there but I left school like bawling my eyes out was so embarrassed but like this is so nice to be able to talk about this publicly because I really never.

Yeah. Alex. I mean it's embarrassing but I am stubborn and I would never let people know that so I would kind of put up that wall and I would kind of go the way of being very defensive. I'm like okay like yeah so like I looked like a hard-oh but obviously that's not the way that I felt on the inside and I even think now like that sometimes I can be a little bit like brutal with things or brutally honest because I would just have this like wall up where I was just like these emotions are not going to get to me.

Wow this is like really crazy right now I feel like I'm in a therapy session I'm like realizing things I didn't even realize before. Is there anything that you have recognized recently in your 20s that you're like fuck I've got to work on this because of the shit that you dealt with as a kid? Yes. This has actually been a realization for me like the past few months past six months past year whatever with relationships romantic relationships I have always been kind of one foot in one foot out like I've always been a little closed off and I've always been like wow I'm the girl who like doesn't care like I'm like to my friends it always looked at it's like oh she's really good with dealing with guys because like they can leave and she like doesn't care she's like okay next like whatever but taking a step back and realizing that like I've actually never besides maybe my first like love and then he cheated on me and that went to shit so like of course and then I'm going back to this like little shell of a human and I'm like putting this wall up I never allow myself in relationships to be like a hundred percent committed and vulnerable and like all in because I'm so afraid of getting hurt like that.

How has maturing and getting older helped you to see everything maybe in a different light? I think especially the past few years I've taken a step back and realized that my parents are just humans as well and you know at the time like your parents are like your world like you think they are these perfect people but like they're experiencing life for the first time too like they fuck up they make mistakes people grow and people learn like it's it's been like reassuring and stuff to like realize that you know just because someone makes a mistake they're not evil like they're learning it's their first time with marriage with kids yeah everyone gets fucked up by their parents somehow you can be so affected from it but then it also does help I agree when you get older to look at people and be like damn like we're making mistakes right now like what's the next phase of life gonna be that we're going to have when we have kids one day like what are we gonna do exactly trying to find a silver lining because at the end of day you got to survive you got to move forward you love your family obviously there's been hardships but it's like how do you move forward I guess that is kind of my next question is like you do have this beautifully blended family now like what is the best part of it so with the divorce I feel like the main thing and anyone who's parents are divorced I feel like you can relate to this is you feel like you don't have that like core family anymore like your Christmases are kind of split up and separated and like it's just not the same like you're not having family game nights like altogether like your family like really to me was like my mom my dad and my sister and now that my family is so well blended and they get along so well like I get to do all these events in my life where it's like my mom my dad my little siblings and my stepmom and it's a new feeling because it's a different type of family to me but like having my mom around with my dad like it's just that feeling is like the best feeling in the entire world and I'm so grateful that you know they were able to do that for us I know you are going to talk more about this on your own podcast hot mess because I think so many people are probably like how did we get here I can talk about this for days like this is scratching the surface on what had happened and like there's so many stories to be told like there's a lot that went on to get our family to the place that we are in today it was not always perfect and I think anyone listening that's going through this know that like it's okay if it's not perfect right now because trust me it was not for a while and it's still not at times but that's the thing with social media is you sometimes don't know any of this like I'm posting my family hanging out and dancing and people are like oh wow this is so great that's such a blended family and I'm like you don't even know the half of it totally people like I'm so jealous like I want to have this huge big family and it's like you had to deal with your own shit like it's not all perfect we're sitting here talking about how you dealt with in your childhood and your family and affair essentially and this past summer you were getting scrutinized on the internet people were calling you a mistress some people were calling you a home wrecker in regards to the NFL player that you were hooking up with can you confirm were you hooking up with him when he was in a relationship it is so triggering to even hear you say that or when I was reading these comments I was bowling my eyes up to my friends and they're like hello Alex this stuff does normally not get to you but like from what we just talked about I spent my childhood thinking this is basically the worst thing you could do to another human so why the fuck would I do that like no they were not together so why do people even think that he was cheating with you so I guess the ex-girlfriend had started posting things alluding to unfaithfulness and the relationship online and I was hanging out with this guy so everyone kind of just pointed fingers at me and you know I was asking for the receipts like right away like I was probably more psycho than she was I was like there's just no fucking way this happened like I was checking everything we have been over this probably 110 times because I was like if you did that to a person obviously of course like you'll probably do that to me too and if I did that to someone else like I wouldn't be able to live with myself this is why I'm so excited to have a podcast coming out tomorrow but this is just the beginning of me being able to talk about things in my life and I haven't had like a platform really where I've been able to let these things out and like tell the truth or tell my truth you know so I'm excited I'm so proud of you I need a fucking drink okay me too I need to I'm looking in your eyes like we need shots we need to go out we need to kill it right now we're like both crying we're like we did not intend to get this emotional but I think it was only right that we kick off call it out you were both crying now we're like let's go get fucked up I have to say Alex as much as I would love to go out with you in New Jersey I think that maybe instead of going out where you were raised and born I think we should go where you became famous where you really became Alex Earl of the internet knows let's go to Miami the 305 baby let's go what are you doing I didn't have any furniture so I got these last minute for us I think this would be good to sit on yeah I mean for sure I love what you've done with the plate welcome Alex these chairs are everything the kind of comfy yeah they're like kind of a vibe like they're setting the vibe of like you just moved in this is all you have yeah this is okay yeah okay so let's let's talk about this is your first apartment post college how did you even decide to say in Miami it was never a question that I was gonna say the first week of school my parents are like hey like after they left like are you homesick and I was like no like I'm never leaving like they knew I never got homesick once I was like this is the place for me like you can go out all the time there's so many things to do it's beautiful you can go to the beach you can get a tan I was just like this is meant for me and I'm not leaving I think you're like when I was coming here I was like I'm so excited because we are gonna go out tonight and I was like you really have become in my eyes and I think in everyone's my eyes like the mayor of Miami yeah that's like a really fun I don't know about the mayor okay let me go back and drink what are we making I'm gonna probably what is your tikilos I'm we just got to pick maybe let's do tikilas if we're gonna take shots I should just I'm not ready to go out for shots we yeah and I need to stick to one yeah yeah I'll pick one no blocking out and oh you're gonna do a chaser yeah I'm just gonna do club soda okay I like can't drink sweet drinks I can't either I think I'm just gonna go on the rocks wait here okay this is what we both I'm waiting for guys now it's gonna be fun cheers cheers I think every single person online is like I want to go out and party without a girl I'm getting the honor you're kind of taking out of retirement cuz I just get fucked up in my home now while we're getting ready daddy gang I'm gonna ask Alex some questions because we need to get to know her did you always know how to do makeup really well I so I was a dancer so a lot of the time we were traveling for competitions and they make you cake on all this makeup so I was literally like 10 years old and I'm like smoky eye like here we go so the fake lashes everything so that's where I got my start with makeup okay but also don't you feel like when you have acne like you come up with the most innovative way to cover that shit no one's gonna see this I will take this to the grave you just learn how to do it it's more of like out of survival rather than like you know what I used to do tell me is disgusting no tell me but like when I would like talk to a guy or get with the guy whatever I'm saying over I would sleep in my makeup and if my skin was having a point like at my like very very bad points my acne I'd bring my foundation concealer in my purse before he gets up in the morning I'm sprinting to the bathroom and I'm like applying more foundation and he's like probably waking up like wisest or like bright orange right now because I was like he will not see these pimples on my face it's crazy to do because you think like oh my god he won't notice me while we just look orange I did the same thing but did you ever do this because you knew that you're like break out to get so much worse I used to go in and I would take a makeup wipe and right when I knew he was asleep mid sleep I would go and take it off and then I would make sure to wake myself up before he was not responsible. I just got I just tripped it. I got taken it on and you know then it's embarrassing to when his sheets are like orange or like the pill I said about him flipping it over I'm like that was not me that was not from me you just leave in my makeup.

Then you just leave me like you will never see me again. Okay speaking of boys Alex Earl are you currently single yes I love how fast you just said that. Where are you an NFL man ever exclusive? We weren't but I don't know it's been weird starting to talk to someone while kind of having like a following I guess just because people would see us out together so naturally they're like oh they're dating but I'm like we've been hanging out for two weeks and you're catching us on her first date and everyone's like they need to be dating or whatever she's lying to us so it's been kind of weird in that sense just because like keeping things private is hard if you want to like go out and right you want to live in normal life you want to get sushi you want him to like take you out but you're also like wait everyone thinks we've been fully dating this is our first date did you ever want to be exclusive?

No. Absolutely. Listen I just have I don't know we started talking at like a very weird point in my life I was finishing college so obviously like my friends and going to college parties like that came first and then we had graduation and then I was kind of traveling for the summer so like as much as we were hanging out like it never felt like the right time to start a relationship. Would you say that you're more of like a relationship girl or more of like a dating girl?

So this is my problem. Okay I don't know like what is wrong with me but I say I'm not a relationship girl but I'm always kind of in a relationship situation just because I feel like I'm not as attracted to someone if I don't know their personality and like I like to get to know them first but I also kind of like my freedom and I'm very independent so I struggle with that a lot. Dude I relate so much I feel like all the time in college I would feel the same like I never wanted to just hook up with a guy to hook up with a guy like I needed to make sure I liked him and then naturally I feel like people pose women so much more emotional than men and I'm like that's actually just not true we need to be more outwardly emotional but when you get into a relationship guys get fucking sappy with it and so I would start hooking up with guys and I obviously want to get to know him better and then I'll look at him and I'll be like okay now I can actually like fuck him and like him because I'm like I know his personality but then when you do that with them then they're like we're ready to date and like yeah that's not what that means. I just wanted to make sure I like your personality before like you go down on me.

So yeah exactly. So I relate to that and I think it's okay I just think it's annoying obviously I think I've seen a lot of things in the media about people being like oh my god like he would never date her because she's like going out and partying and I know she did him but I think it's important sometimes to be like it's not always that the woman is waiting for the man to pick him like as I've been snipping around talking to your friends behind your back I'm hearing like you're very much so in control of these dating situations and you're just trying to like keep it chill. I don't know we're having fun but there's just there's no pressure and I've expressed kind of my reasoning for that and just I actually brought it up before because the media was starting to scare me before he we had never had like a dating conversation I was just like I just really want to talk about this like I am not ready to date he's like okay he's like yeah I didn't say that to you and I'm like right no but I'm not ready. And he's like that's totally fine like he gets it right now.

I think that sometimes it's actually really good to just establish that you know it seems weird to wear a vomit that I think what you need to do is 100% talk about this on your show because the behind the scenes details of how you do a lot guys Daddie if you're not aware I like to kind of like see this NFL player and let's just say she got herself stuck into a little bit of a love triangle and I'm assuming on hot mess you are going to talk about the whole thing which I think is appropriate just because you're just gonna you gotta clear your name girl. I will give all of the details but yeah we're gonna save that for my podcast because I'll end up taking up the whole episode of that. I love it okay so if you met the right person right now would you be open to a relationship or are you really trying to stay single right now. Like that's the thing is that I just don't I'm just not dying to be in a relationship right now.

Like this is a very you know new time in my life and I just want to be able to get to know myself before entering a relationship and I've done that before where I get into a relationship too fast or whatever and it's not even about the person but I just like right now I'm like okay with not being super like in a relationship seeing that person 24 seven like I'm having fun with my girls and I'm getting to like know this new chapter of my life. It's not so weird too when like you get out of college don't you have this pressure where I have to figure everything out and it's like you're still 22 years old like you have time you can date around you don't need to get into a serious relationship unless it feels like oh my god I'm so in love with this person. Are you sweating like a fucking psycho? No I'm trying to get out of this room.

That's what I'm like I'm gonna need a little powder on my face. No we need to change. We need to change. I'm sorry.

It's wet. It's wet. I'm literally drenched. I saw you and I'm like am I really drenched.

Okay we're gonna be right back. Let's continue. So Alex Earl into this question and just you know what comes to the heart. What is your type on paper?

Tall dark and handsome. You're not dating someone that looks like. Because okay that's my like stereotypical type. I don't know I'm getting to know someone that's what I'm really attracted to them and I'm always attracted to like a loud personality which can also be kind of horrible but like just not making up the best guys sometimes but like someone who is like loud and energetic and fun when we're going out like the guy who's quiet in the corner is just like not ever gonna be your vibe.

Like you want something like to match your energy like you don't want to feel bad when you're having a good time partying and you look over the guy that you're fucking like standing in the corner being like why is she going crazy? You want him like right next to you. Yes I think I saw a video of you with someone doing that with you. What?

A guy I got a concert I think I saw him doing. Oh yeah he was dancing with you he was not doing it. What was that? What was that?

So okay so you like someone loud which can sometimes come off as like cocky so you have the kind of balance finding that. Okay so tall dark and handsome. You know you're getting grossed on the internet already. What is your emotional type okay aside from being loud like what are you actually looking for from a guy.

I just like a guy that can like get things done like if we want to go to dinner there's like a reservation book he has like he knows the plan like he is kind of like taking control. I don't know I like someone that like you know behind the scenes can like get really down to earth and have deep conversations. Because meeting you I feel like your life is a lot of like you're calling the shots you're running a lot of things in your life so it's kind of hot to have a guy like knows what he wants. And also just someone who's driven with their own career and their own aspirations.

And if they're good how would they do? And if they're not sitting on the bench. As long as they're not warming that bench up and you're ratting that bench then we're going to go if you're on the field we love you. We're so fucked.

You never said for that. No okay. Okay what is the best and worst part I can participate in this. Of dating an athlete.

Well I think that the maybe let's start with the worst because that's what comes to mind first I feel the worst part I feel like is that they can kind of get really insecure because a lot of what they're doing is based on how they're performing so I think it's hard kind of not to be. But you know an insecure guy can cause other issues. But like what I said come on Alex get in there with us. I mean you know just basically taking it out on you and trying to kind of look cooler than they are because they're putting on a show.

I think that all kind of comes with just being really insecure and not leading to really like a healthy relationship. Also it depends like but I think the schedule is different or I mean I know the schedule is different. I took about an NLP for the NFL like the NBA. Baseball schedule just sucks.

It's a motherfucker. It's definitely like not fun. Especially if they're like traveling and leaving a lot. But maybe the best part is I think the best part is like getting to like go to the games and it's exciting and like I don't know if you're like yeah that's my guy like whatever when he does something good that's I think pretty cool.

It's not like you know it's really nice because like when he comes home like so being on that sideline it gives me. No I love it. I think the answer is right. I think my answer is similar like I feel like when they're doing good it's really good.

Yeah I think the worst part is like their whole life is very much so focused on like no one telling them that they're doing anything wrong. It's like you're doing great so like when they're having a bad game it's like we need to I used to have to sit in silence on the couch with him as he was like oh my god like that was fucking awful and you're just like their fucking therapist as they cry. I also think with athletes like I never really got into the athlete thing until like later in college like before I had always hated athletes for the reasoning of they could never kind of like go out and party and get drunk and get to be up in the morning and like they're being responsible so like for me I never found that fun and someone just when you're young you know you're going out so that's a big thing for why I don't know. I also think on campus this is like fucked up to say but we'll just say it.

I think also on campus the athletes to me started to become on like an actual college land or not as fun because they're like on campus they're sitting in the dorms but then when you do meet professional athletes like they actually do go out a little bit more than you would anticipate and they also are like living a nice lifestyle and like I have nice apartments and like have things like they're kind of more a little bit more in the real world. I do think the NFL schedule is great for you sweetie. It's a lot better than it's like 16 games in a season. I don't know that's it's not yet but it's not not even hard.

Well you're not the season but I agree it's a lot easier and then the MLB schedule sucks and game almost every day it's awful and they're just all crazy. Do you prefer the MLB or the NFL? NFL. Okay so let's say the story of what you told me about my accent what I told you about your ex the first time I met.

Okay so what is it like four months ago? Yeah four or five months ago. Okay Alex and I give a brunch together and we're like having Bloody Mary's and we're like getting cozy talking to each other and then finally randomly like you bring up one of your exes that played in the MLB. Because I think I was like I feel like you would know him and I had messaged you one time on Instagram being like something is fucking weird here and I need advice and I was like that's so embarrassing like why would you answer me every time I said on Sunday but I was like they might know each other and then we met and I brought it up just because whatever and you were like I do.

I do. Okay so I remember this is where I was like wow his tight hasn't changed and like he's really just still getting after that game. When I was in college I remember he messaged like me and like any girl in Boston that had blonde hair like he would messaged and oh he messaged his country. He's in there.

He's really active. He's determined. I tell Alex I'm like oh my god do I remember your ex messaged me so often and like not to be a dick and this is like being the most surface level human being but when you're in college you're just looking for like the best time and like who can give you a good time. So like if you're not on the actual MLB roster if you're like down under like in the what is it called?

The MLB and the minors. Miners. If you're not on the minors like you're literally living in dorm rooms so like not to be dick. I don't have interest in dating you because you're like you're going through like the college guys are going through.

So anyway so he keeps messaging me he keeps messaging my friends and I'm pretty sure like I messaged him back like a few times but I was always because I wanted to get to his more interesting teammates and whenever he would get sent down from the Yankees I would like stop answering them and he would come back up like what's up today. And so then finally I remember meeting you and being like Alex like I think it's for the best that you move on because he's just looking he's almost like he's obsessed looking for a girlfriend. I was his like first girlfriend which I think also was another one of like maybe the big issues but like I was his first like serious girlfriend and like since high school. Right you were the first victim.

And didn't he play on the same team as my ex or what was the story you told? Yes so I was always like a color daddy fan and I knew who you dated and they were on the same team so obviously I was like you know like that's Alex Cooper's ex and he's like I know like they bring it up like they tease him whatever and I was like well that sucks because she's so much more successful than him and he's like well I know he's like well. It can give us like a little piece of mind. Alex like for everyone's shitting on us for our jobs like to know that people in the MLB locker rooms are going to forever maybe be chanting our names until they fucking retire which I'm sure mine is like about to on his way out.

You can't get a fucking contract but it's not that I look people who said to you this shit they're like whoa you're on your way out he's on his way down but it is funny to think that our ex is cross past and now you're on to like a different experience and listen guys we're like lightly talking shit it's we're not it's fun. Have you dated anyone in the NBA that we don't know about? No. No.

But I have a funny story so I told you I was never really in the sports and also like I don't my family is not in the sports like my dad has never watched a sports game in his life like this was just not their culture so like I don't know I didn't grow up like super involved in this either and my freshman year of college I got a DM from someone who was on my own heat is on my own heat and he sends me a DM whatever and my dumb ass was like I answered saying like oh you on my own heat like something like literally genuinely didn't know and now knowing who this person is I'm like what and then I left him on run I didn't even answer him because I didn't care and now I'm like Alex. Wait we're gonna believe this who was it? Wait why? I know.

Why do I think of one fuck? It's just sitting there in your DM still? Yes. Is he in a relationship now?

Yes. I'm such a dumb ass. I'm fucking dead. Okay do any of your exes have similarities?

I honestly don't think so because I think as well they haven't gotten better maybe but like I when I don't like something about that guy I make sure I think you've learned from each relationship. Yes. So I'm like that cannot be happening in the next relationship but they've all been their own they've all been their own demons. I don't know.

I was gonna ask because you said like in the beginning days of college you weren't really like into the athletes I'm like so who the fuck was out there all day in progression here at college? Um. I dated like a frat guy. Oh.

Does he like ever like try to clap Jason like he dated you? Yeah. Oh are there any of those online? Um I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know videos but he put up his pictures with me like back on his Instagram so he's like right? No. I'm so embarrassed.

He's in embarrassed thing like is that one of the relationships you're like please I don't want like people to know about that. Yeah it was kind of more so like a fun relationship I think like it was like social like we would go out together every night and like I found him attractive like so you know it was kind of like it just made sense but it wasn't so like I was in love with his personality. Well also at Miami let me preface this by saying the guys are not the cutest. Okay.

So like it's always and I just think that school has like it reads like hot girls and I think a lot of the times like there's all these pretty girls getting like all these gross guys and they could do so much better but like for me like this was like a guy like I found attractive so I was like I'm sticking. Oh wait I'm sticking in my head with the hustle. That's what I'm up to. You're sticking with him.

Wait can I ask you when you were in college? Did you once you started actually pop off? Did your teachers ever fucking say anything to you? Like did they know what was happening?

Um. I actually never said anything until right around graduation I had one professor say something but it was never kind of like I don't know it never felt like that in school. It wasn't like in class you have to be honest. In class sometimes most of the people like the business school is pretty small at Miami so like the people that I had classes with I had classes with for like the past three years so like they knew me but I think there were some classes or like walking to class having people like ask the pictures with me was just crazy like exciting but also I was just like this is nuts like I'm sitting in my class and I look like a rat and like you want to get a picture with me?

That is kind of crazy. When I was graduating one of my teachers had said something to me asking about influencer marketing and they might start a class about it. A few have asked me to come back and speak at classes. So I might be a group that's hard.

Imagine taking notes as you're speaking she's too powerful. She's getting too powerful. Okay Alex what is the most toxic thing that you are attracted to? Um everything.

I love a guy who like gives me no attention. I love it. Like if you text me or call me too much like I will never speak to you again. I love a guy.

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

I'm obsessed with my treatment like obviously shit and I'm also guys all in Miami taking notes right now. I'm being dramatic. Like I just don't like someone who is too mushy-gushy and all over. Yeah I give me some space because I do like horoscopes like yeah yeah yeah I do.

What are you? I'm a scientist. What does that mean? I feel like I'm very like independent and like I don't like to be bothered.

I don't like to feel like trapped. Smothered. If someone makes me feel smothered I will run so far away. I don't never speak to you.

Dude. I should dominate you. Like I will literally eat you alive and I will never speak to you again. Get out of here with that little bitch.

You get someone to like match your energy. Yeah. I love someone who like flirted. Flirted.

Flirted. Flirted. Shit's on me. Kind of.

Do you know what I mean? Not like too much because there's guys in Miami who will go in on you and actually make you feel like the biggest piece of crap in your life. Right now that's their way of flirting. But I just a little bit of like a tease.

Also a thing for me is I have a hard time giving or receiving compliments. So that works better for me if we can like shit on each other and that's our way of flirting. Like I say something nice to a guy immediately and I call myself and I'm working on this. But I will immediately say something.

I'll be like oh whatever. Like whatever. Wait can we talk about that for a minute? Because I wonder if this is literally just like women in general.

Like I feel the same way where I have literally talked about this with my therapist. We're like Matt will always be like oh my god you look so gorgeous in the beginning of our relationship. I would just be like where are we going to dinner? And like completely?

Because it's awkward to be like thank you. Yeah I do. You know. Like amazing.

Like amazing. But I don't like it. Like I don't like it. But as much as I do say it where I won't be with you but I also just I can't admit that.

I don't know. I'm also laughing at something about that because I'm like when someone says that to you also I'm thinking like I put a lot of fucking work into whatever I'm doing from going on a date I should at least say thank you because like yeah, I did put it work. I know we should work on that Okay, everybody listening and watching you guys say thank you with confidence. We're gonna just like thank you Thank you so much.

You look great, too Or if they don't look good just don't say back. We're just like thank you. I think that's a good thing to work on Okay, ready for this little flip-flop. What is your most toxic trait?

Mm-hmm. I will ghost you. That's like my number one thing It's like I'm when I'm over something I'm over it and like I'll just leave like I don't okay wait But will you ghost in terms of like will you block or will you ghost like no? I just won't answer I'm not a big blocker honestly, okay Let them just keep getting that blue and they just like never get the answer Just like when I'm over so and I don't even really realize that I'm doing it But I will just like not I don't know I feel like it doesn't mean register in my mind that they're talking to me And I'm like it's just not there I don't care Okay, well some people would say this is superpower because I think a lot of girls are gonna be like Alex So what's going on upstairs cuz I need a little bit of that in my eyes like when they slide in I can't not say hi Even if they just fucked my best friend last week Yeah, that's where I kind of feel like I'm like the advice person I don't know what it comes like my friends and not caring about a guy too much like I'm really good at like letting go But maybe I'm too good at that so maybe I need a balance.

Wait, what gives you the egg? One time I got the it I brought this guy back to my place We were kind of like making out all night. I bring him back. We're like sitting in my kitchen I go to like make us a drink and he just smiled like He was way too happy, you know what I mean?

Like he just gave up the vibes like he was not playing cool He was like I'm here and he was just grinning from your to air and I was like out like I literally was like I have to go I feel so sick. I'm so sorry, but like you can't wait you turn the corner and he was like like, you know I just I don't know it was he was a beaver I think it's cool when a guy is kind of like swab and whatever like I don't know He just really gave off the vibes of like right maybe I sobered up a little bit Maybe that was it too and I was like wait what is going on right now No, but he was way too happy and like too big of a like you're not feeling Kind of explain This miles to the camera Like that's not what I want to talk. No, no, you're like I'm you're giving nothing but like get the fuck out of my house I get that I also move I'm not gonna fuck that. Oh, we have the same one.

Okay. I've been like going slow because I'm like I I'm like, okay, okay. I'm just going to go Okay, so this is the goal I'm gonna finish because I was patting my face for so long We're gonna go play a drinking game and we're gonna play truth or drink. Oh God I feel like you haven't had your fair share of let's let's know a little bit more about Alex and her sexual escapades And I feel like obviously this is called her daddy So we're gonna have a couple more drinks after we're gonna kick down and we're gonna get into it and we're gonna get a little Wild so this is not no one knows of me.

No, just kind of crazy. Are you ready? Well, I'm just go no, I think it's a little show the body suit to the camera. I mean it looks good You're nervous the nipple will come out Okay, we're gonna be back we're gonna try on our outfit and then we'll come out We're ready barely full mental breakdowns.

We hear our outfits. Let's go. Okay. I am so fucking excited Alex We are gonna play truth or drink.

Okay, get ready to get fucked up bitch. Okay. Here we go first Let's just start out with an easy light little softball. When is the last time you blacked out like two weeks ago?

What is your go-to drink of acassota? Okay? What is your tolerance level like if we're going out tonight, which I expect I can take a lot of shots, but then I might not I actually have a good tolerance, but it's times We may like blackout but like are you the type of person that knows your black out? I'm kind of when I get googly eyes, but I'm never gonna be the like puker falling over I'm jinxing myself right now.

I'm gonna be a mess. I know it when was your oh, this is fucked. When was your last dance floor makeout? My last dance for makeout was like a month ago in Montauk.

I think it's gonna you drink too. Yeah, that's good Okay, where's the last time that you drunk texted an ex? I'm not a big drunk ex-texter. So like Has to be over a year years.

I don't know if you were God forbid sliding in what are you saying? Are you sending paragraphs or just like hi? I'm a hi. I'm like a high girl.

I've been trying to do like the the peach emoji and then the phone So like a booty call and it usually works, but like I wasn't happy in the morning But I was happy I didn't send like a paragraph Yeah, so you can like if it's short you shouldn't be that embarrassed if it's long just you know go to church and repent How many guys did you fuck your freshman year college? two Love we're the good who won no. Oh my god very very bad very bad How many times do you attack with him? Two times yes, and then I tried after words I was like you know I'm just gonna give him head because this is so bad and he told me that he didn't like that So I just was like I don't know what's going on here And I'm running away and that was the like one and really only like frack.

I was like we gotta get out of here I didn't work. No, that's a good solid number. Um, what is your total body count? I'll drink with you know, I'm just gonna try to see but it's nothing like crazy.

I Think that's fine. Okay, who is your celebrity crush? Jacob a lordy, but he was a girlfriend. So maybe that's controversial.

No, it's okay. It's okay. They can be even like Mary It was always that guy from for the longest time. So it used to be that guy from now.

It's Jacob a lordy. Okay, that's good. Um, who is your athlete crush? Chomps Kelsey Appreciate it the motherfucking honesty Alex Earl no problem with this game is I'm just gonna keep it No, I love it.

Okay in the spirit of last night, maybe we'll believe the name Someone who ended things with you when you were still very into him Okay, what about him? Give me a D. What do you say that? Sloose go in how many news have you taken in your life?

Um, I don't know the exact number a good amount. Are you proud of your news? Yeah, like if they got leaked, I'd be like, okay Actually, I don't know don't Everyone's now like hacking. Um, what is your best skill in the bedroom?

I think and I think I give a lot of credit to you But I think I'm pretty good at giving head I have been told and wait, but not always okay The first my first boyfriend the first one I gave a blowjob to whatever I'm gonna be so awkward because I never talked about the stuff He was like that was the worst thing I've ever experienced in my entire life He's like you were biting my dick like that was horrible So I literally was petrified and I was determined so you play I Studied and then my colleague daddy came out and I was like I'm determined to do this and now you take pride in your work Yes, I'm sure let's just here again. Thank you so much. That makes me so fucking big left like a thousand goes very far It does wonders for your dick, so you're welcome everybody. I'm so proud of you Okay, top two favorites exposition.

I love missionary. I don't know. I just think are you guys I contact yeah, like kissing I love or I like kind of like spooning on my side the best fuck Mary kill athlete edition Can't say this seriously Aaron judge Braxton burrios and Travis Kelsey okay, um kill Aaron judge Fuck Travis Kelsey Mary Braxton burrios will you be attending any dolphins games this season I think so Okay, are you an anal virgin? I am I actually Am because I feel like I want to save that for marriage I don't know that weird to say but I'm like I want them to have something I don't know oh my god Ready the most famous person in your DMS Okay, well you'll tell me Okay later While this place you've ever had sex in High school, you know when I feel like you're just all horned up It was like a football game whatever it was like on like behind the bleachers But like on the side of the field and like I don't know what was going on and why I did that what was necessary about that and Yeah, just fucking like rabbit.

What do you think about high school sex aren't you like oh my god? Like was it even sex no, I don't know you're just I feel like you're so horny when you're young like that yes But like it's actually not sex or like humping and you're like horrible. It's horrible. It's our bad Okay, last time you think to know we got them don't fucking mind my face go Probably like in the past few months Do better do better for our girl.

Okay, tell the daddy gang a secret Anything take your time. Oh my god a sexual secret Maybe anything sexual maybe like a little fantasy or like a secret maybe something like you've tried that you're like Oh, I kind of liked it. Oh, I have one I Oh my god, dad, please if you're listening during this No, you don't want me to do for the point that we just talked about this I'm gonna put a little sub captions like Earl family like mute this and now unmute you didn't I'm dad family grandma. She watches everything.

I do okay. I Recently like within the past week have experimented I tried a butt plug for the first time and I loved it Is your orgasm better? Yes, I get it because it's like we weren't taught to do these things But when you put it in there, it's kind of like a really good feeling it is and they like it too And maybe a little finger. Oh What finger are you using in their Alex?

It's crazy when the dad ganks you have no claws like oh, so you're fingering that asshole. I'm like what sorry Matt Um, so what finger are you using? I think my middle? It's good.

It's a good finger. It's like I don't know I'm just gonna stop talking. I've never talked remotely about any of this online How do you is it freaking you out a little it is? It feels fine right now because I feel comfortable and I feel like I'm gonna conversation when I see this I'm gonna be like Oh my god, yeah, when it airs you're gonna play yourself off about me like why did I do that?

Okay, I am satisfied. We got a little bit of tea. There's obviously more to come This is not the last time we're podcasting together But this just like give everyone a little taste and thank you for sharing with us because I know you've never really talked about your sex Life, but obviously it's only appropriate that you do it here on call her daddy We're gonna go out tonight. Yes, we're gonna party with all of our fans all of our friends all of our followers We love you all and I'm excited to see like how does Alex real party in Miami.

I'm excited to see how you party Let's go cheers. Let's go. Oh Oh shit. Oh my god.

Oh Yeah, you know I brought my hair mattress. I obviously want to get a little experience last time was a little blurry perfect Dude, okay, here we go. Let's podcast. Can you hear this?

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. I don't want to put these in your bed.

You were Outless dude. I took my shoes off the Immediately I was like we're giving them the recap. I think that I have glass in my foot There is I don't really gross. I don't you don't have to get too close out But I'm not lying when I say what are you going on?

That's blood Like dried blood. Oh, I won't put them on your bed. I'll just go like this. Okay.

So last night we got fucking wild I got like really drunk. I was also laughing. So when we went to that dinner I turned to Alex and Alex like I can't tell if I'm getting tired and I was like Alex that's when it all went downhill then we started just taking shots. We took so many shots.

Do we get in trouble? They I think they were glass shot glass They were glass shot glasses and I think people were like dropping them on the floor So glass was shattering so that makes sense why your foot is cut open. This was like our first time ever going out together It was it was very fun partying with you. Yeah, you are the life of the party you have You I didn't tell I could tell you that fucked up.

Yeah, I feel like same with you really but well I could definitely I was like oh wow like she really like can drink. I was shocked by that really Yeah, oh, I thought I was gonna be a grandma She went full force. Oh my god. Do you remember when the bouncer like caught my blimp body?

So I'm fucking standing jumping around I'm like I don't know what happened but at one point it was as if I was like literally about to belly flop onto the center table with all the drinks and everything and my body just like literally levitated over and I just started falling and randomly the bodyguard just comes in and With his arms like this. I just do a plank onto his body as if I was gonna crush the entire table I think he just like picked me up and I turned around and that was just like what the fuck? I can't decide if I'm about to vomit or shit myself I'm definitely gonna be at some point today and I'm sweating and I really don't feel good I think that we should go for a walk. How far is it be trim you?

It's right there like over That bridge oh over the bridge Over the fucking bridge. Okay. Yeah, I think we should go maybe get some like coffee more PLA You're like oh, yeah, just right over there over that bridge Okay guys we're gonna get our lives together. I'm in a clean my foot.

I wonder if I can even stand I can't really Start my your started to ring I think there's glass in my foot. Oh, you actually can't say no I think I had to go to urgent care Okay guys we fucking lied Alex and I are like let's go walk we went right back to bed We went back to bed. It's now seven o'clock at night. So just pretend it's still the daytime.

We're not degenerate. We're fine Flash forward eight hours exactly so Alex I have to say I have been having the most fun for the past 48 hours Getting to like live in your life has been so fucking cool And it's been so fun getting to know you I feel like obviously people on the internet look at you and are probably like that girl Doesn't have one problem in the world She just gets to go party have the best life and that's it and I think that's the beauty of podcasting is like we get to know you a little bit More so in the spirit of getting vulnerable and podcasting I want to ask you a few final questions before I leave you in Miami on Your own what is the hardest life lesson that you've had to learn the hardest life lesson? I think I've had to learn has been around jealousy and Fake maybe friends fake people in your life People have you know, it's been a thing kind of my whole life even since I've been little like I feel like finding good people to like Stick around and a lot of people don't want to hang out for the right reasons Or don't want to stick around for the right reasons and I think that that has been Something I've had to learn especially recently over the past year with things happening or I've had people that you know Didn't hang out with me before or would say no if I asked to do something and then all this sudden They all come swarming back around and I'm just like it It just honestly hurts like as much as it is annoying whatever But it hurts to see someone be so shallow and like actually does not care about you as a person What do you think is the biggest misconception about you? Probably the biggest misconception about me I feel like I'm quiet up first until you get to know me and I have kind of a big personality online But I take a minute to warm up to people and if people be like this is not who we know like you're being so quiet and reserved I don't know I like to kind of like read the room a little bit first I think when I'm like getting to know people I'm just like not walking in and obviously what I post is kind of me crazy all the time or whatever I'm not like that 24 seven.

I'm not you know doing back flips around my apartment all the time just some time That is why I'm so happy that you're about to start this podcast because I feel like there's a difference between like commenting back On a comment and being like that's not true But looking into a camera and being like let me tell you guys the situation what happened and just like talking through something I think like is a way to actually connect with more people your podcast hot mess comes out tomorrow For so I'm so excited for this and I've gone comments throughout the whole past year being like you should start a podcast You should start a podcast being kind of in front of the camera more and talking I love connecting with my audience and I think there's a lot that they don't know about me There's a lot that they do know but there's so much that they don't know and I am ready to kind of share more of my life With them. I just wanted to be my friends my family people that are close to me in my life and sit on the floor of my room and talk I love it. I think it's gonna be so dope. Are you nervous?

I'm a little nervous, but honestly filming this has made me feel a little bit better And I feel like I'm getting to learn from the best and I have a good coach It's been so fun working with you because we both love our fans and our content and what we're doing like It's been cool to work with you and just be able to like watch you about to literally kill it and people just be like listening to every week I can't wait for you. I can't wait. So Alex. Oh, this is like sad Like it's ending like I don't want to admit it But it feels like a really perfect ending to an incredible episode.

I'm so wait what I need help with one last thing before we end this Okay, really strange request. Okay, so you know how I just graduated I just moved out of my college house. Yes. Well, probably the only nice thing that we had in this house was our fridge We'd like a smart fridge has a big screen and on that fridge you're able to upload photos So my friends and I thought it'd be funny We did like photos of the week and this this fridge has basically our private stories on it and we have our nudes on there We have I don't know where should talking ourselves where I don't know what is on that fridge We got a glimpse because this group of frepoys has moved in now and they see what is on our fridge All the other girls are in New York besides me and Kristen So I think it's only fair that we go there and we break and enter and we delete the photos on the fridge You're saying that it's a smart fridge like there's only a built-in iPad Yes, and all of your guys news are on this thing Like how's that one's not the cute ones the ones where it's like oh my god your nipples hanging out of the shirt Oh my god, I'm a double chin.

Oh my god. I'm hung over here It's a complete joke in our most embarrassing photos and now these guys have access to literally our most secret photos So we're gonna get in the car. We're gonna drive there immediately and we're gonna show up at the cameras and they're gonna Like we're just going to distract them. We should literally be like oh, we're just only for call her daddy Yeah, I want to see your room.

Can you guys show me the room? They'll bring me into the room You go to the fucking fridge and delete that shit. Okay, daddy gang one last adventure one more little hurrah with Alex night Here we fucking go. Let's go.

All right. Let's just do it right now. Let's go. I'm gonna drive her But sometimes if I'm like speeding don't worry Guys I have butterflies my stomach Can we even pull in should we actually just drive by?

There's grass grass grass like this. I see the front door. We just have to infiltrate. I'm literally shaking it Oh, I'm gonna stratified.

It's ratified. No, it's they've three TVs in there I'm gonna grow up. I Just wanted to give you guys a house warming gift. We used to live here