Welcome back, man. I am the kid Juju Gotti, joined by my sister, Tristan Crick, as always. How you doing, sis? I like being the kid as well also.
I'm also the kid. The kid. Trista Creek. Oh, ktk.
You got to know that man. Salute everybody. Look, it's four four day weekend in Atlanta. So we out here turned all the way up, man.
So please excuse my energy if it's a little too hot today, but I'm getting in the zone. By the way, how come Portland doesn't have a 503 day? We got 404 day. We don't have no 503 day.
And does New Orleans have 504 boys? Huh? Yeah, yeah, for sure. No 503 day.
We lame ass white. We do celebrate Juneteenth though. For sure. Since I was a little kid.
You got to know, man, make sure you wear your bulletproof vest in New Orleans. 504 day. You got to know that. If you know, you know bought your bulletproof vest, go ahead and get it now because 504 days coming just right around the corner.
You got to know. And Blue Flame is available right now on your itunes, Spotify, wherever you get music. We going up this weekend for full four day. Neither here nor there.
Because this weekend is also super filled with a lot of madness, man. Final four men and women. Who do you got, sis? Who like the picture?
We got Michigan. Against who? UConn. Oh no.
Michigan, Arizona and then UConn versus Illinois. Illinois. Salute the story. Yakovic.
JR you got to know who you picking, sis? Who you got going? Yukon. Arizona.
By the way, I did tell everyone to not stop believing in Dan Hurley and that this Yukon team offensively was good enough to go to final four, make the national championship game. I think they will go to the national championship game and I think they just barely, barely, barely lose to Arizona. I hate even saying that. But listen, Dan Hurley versus Tommy Lloyd.
We'll see. We'll see what Tommy Lloyd has up his sleeve. We'll see whether he's got winning up his sleeve. I haven't seen him make it past the Elite 8, so we'll see what kind of sprinkling he's got.
Look, bro, I actually on the other side of that because as awesome as Arizona is, co Pete freshman. They led by freshman. So I don't know. I like that Yukon has that crazy in their eyes as well as that experience in their back pocket.
So I'm choosing, I'm going with Yukon, man because it's just crazy against regular and I'm going crazy. All right, Michigan. Yeah, you can beating South Carolina. Hold on.
Okay. I like how you did that. We're going women's first. Okay.
Women's Yukon versus South Carolina. You got them Huskies. Yep. I got UConn beating South Carolina.
And I got UCLA beating Texas, but I don't feel good about it. And I got you, Con, winning it all in a close one. Damn. See, I got Texas getting the job done against ucla, not just because of Matt Books, but just because of the squad they got, bro.
If they all lock in and say, you know what? Lauren Betts, they not tonight. They got a chance. You got to tell her not tonight.
I really. Juju feel like Madison Booker has a unique opportunity for branding right this second. Based on what you just said. And her logo when she comes into the league should literally be an angry book.
Harry Potter, the book episode. Yeah. With little feet on the book. With this.
This angry book. Mad books. Come on, man. Mad books.
And reading his fundamental. Go straight to the kids with that one, too, man. Yeah, get your mad books right now. Yeah, I like that.
Unfortunately, I gotta kind of agree, bruh. Yukon girls, random Huskies, they looking too invincible, man. I'm riding with Don, as always. I'm gonna choose USC just because here we are.
But no Husky, man. Easy for that, man. Like, they just got to go and sell strong. Best player maybe in college basketball history.
Am I tripping? No. I think she's gonna go down as the best. She doesn't want to say it.
She doesn't want to be compared to Fee. She'll be paired. Brianna Stewart, she'll be compared to my Moore, but she will be because you're talking about a sophomore winning player of the year. She's winning it three times over.
She win it three times in a row. Just like Brianna Stewart did. She's a legend. She's gonna go down to the hall of Fame.
She's gonna be one of them ones. But they need to stop playing around with those overinflated basketballs because they made her layups look like bricks. Them brick layers. MTV rocking job.
Just a long story short, I got you. Client losing against Michigan. If they play. If they play, they win a national championship.
But the crazy eyes. The crazy eyes are enough to get. Get it done over. Dusty, maybe.
Now I got this, man. And them boys, man, Them boys looking too unstoppable, man. Like Michigan, London, however you say it, my brother, about 30 years old. Let's start there.
But moving on, man, to the league, bro, because the playoffs is right around the corner when she comes. Man. Who do you got in these playing tourney style victories, lottery situations. I don't know how they're doing that moving forward.
But who do you got sneaking into the playoffs and actually making noise? Because in my opinion in the east it's a little bit more easy to make a little noise than the west. You did what you think, sis? Well, I think what I want to know is if it stays the way it is right now.
Yeah. Then you've got a situation where the Hornets have to play the Celtics. If they beat the Raptors in that first game, they move up to the seven, they play the two. I think that's actually a non preferable route for the Hornets.
If I'm the Hornets, I would rather play the Pistons who have actually been playing pretty good ball without Cade. But you're getting like you said, these throwaway games where B ball Paul's putting up 20 plus. You got, we got homie from St. John's Danis, which I think I called him Danis before Danish Jenkins and like what are we going to have in a half court situation and in a playoff situation, seven game series check ball.
So I think for me it depends on who the Hornets get in the first round. But if it's 18 I'm going to go Hornets and maybe make make a little bit of noise, maybe push this thing to the limit. I also think the Cavaliers better watch that ass. Watch that ass Cass, because here's the deal.
I don't care whether you have private chefs and gluten free, dairy free private little orders that Don Mitchell said is the reason that he stayed in Cleveland. If you know, you know little sprinkle some, some sauce on him. Here's the deal. 17 of 19 wins for the Atlanta Hawks.
Nikhil Alexander Walker looking like the second coming of his cousin Shake elders. Alexander Dyson Daniels, defensive player of the year last year most improved player. One of those kids that you think wow, I don't want to see him. You've got all kinds of mischief that the Hawks are up to with Jalen Johnson and his power and his scoring prowess.
This is just a tight squad and I think Cleveland needs to get their stuff in check because they are considered a soft team and ATL shouty you better go to these games juju because I'm tell was gonna be up, bro. Speaking of up, you already know Luke Cornette tried to stop the show. But as we all know, the saying one way gonna stop no show. Man, my boy said these hoodies out yesterday.
Atlanta house man salute. Did you give me mine? I mean I pre ordered it before I knew that was even a problem. So I did not get your cur just yet.
But I'm gonna find you one. All right. I ordered it before Luke got on all that bs but salute to Atlanta flight. That's the vibe.
Because people in the city, right, we don't see out of the hood man talking about that. So yeah, I like what Atlanta is doing right now. The city is 100% alive. The city is 100 behind me house girl for that Wham in the circle.
Even if it's look make it jump like a hurdle. You got to know. Moving on to the west, man. Is there anybody in that west, that bottom of that west that can make any noise when it comes to maybe going against the Lakers, maybe going against.
They don't want to see Spurs, North Thunder mapping. I don't think anybody wants to see the spurs or the Thunder. What I will say when we, when we see the peak of the Clippers, they are dangerous. We saw it against the Nuggets in the round, round one of last year's playoffs took the Nuggets to seven.
Probably should have won that series. I think Darius Garland and Benedict Matheran are a really nice one two punch. Obviously Kawhi is playing some of the best basketball, maybe the best basketball of his career. And it doesn't really matter what they did in terms of at the traded line, losing all those players like losing Zubac.
But John Collins has given you effective minutes, giving you nine for 13. You got Derrick Jones Jr. Athletic Wing, you got a lot of Brook Lopez is kind of starting to like find back his rhythm again now that he's, now that zoo is back. I mean he's gone 28 points.
For Ben Matheran against the Bucks, 7 for 10 from the field. I'm not saying they're going to be able to beat OKC or the spurs, which I do not think is a possibility. Take him six. Yeah, I like that.
You're right, bro. Ben just to me gives them just a little bit edgier personality. Somebody that's willing to go in that paint and get the foul like Jimmy Butler did with the Heat. So yeah, I definitely like that pick for sure.
If anybody can do it, it's them. And when I say do it, it's go to six. You feel me? Moving on, man, them Nuggets, they done put on a seven game win streak right now.
Also breaking news, the Joker is averaging a tr double in the year of the Lord 20, 26, you dig? Is that enough to sway any voter? I know it's crazy, but I know we got Joker fatigue, but can any voter be swayed from SGA at this juncture? To me, the answer is no.
I hate it. I don't think we really have a full handle juju on MVP as a whole. What does it mean? Is it.
Is it the best player on the best team? Is that what it is? Because that to me feels kind of like probably most valuable player. No, you're right, you know, and so I think Jokic, if you put Jokic on any team, he raises the floor and the ceiling by 25 games or so.
I mean, you're just talking about a guy who does everything offensively and defensively. He's not bad. He can get you multiple steals, he can strap up a little bit. But I don't think Jay's gonna be able to get it pulled from his.
From his fingertips just based on the way that he's playing down the. Down the stretch of games and clutch situations. He's having the most efficient performance pretty much of his career. I think he's shooting like 55, 56 on twos.
Defensively, he's still a menace. And you can't really give him a hard time because the way that they've comprised that roster, everybody's really good defensively. But he's also very good defensively. Exactly, bro.
And like you said, I saw the Thunder continue to kick ass without sj. I saw the spurs continue to whoop ass when Wendy went down. I saw them Nuggets look like they shouldn't be anywhere near the playoffs. When Joker got hurt during the season.
Aside from MVP convers in the playoff side, if we gonna get this side of Jamal Murray, if we gonna get this version of Cam Johnson. Hey, bro, take the ball to the damn hole. I would want to face them Nuggets in the playoffs, man. Like, who do you fear them?
I mean, outside of one and two, who you fear the most on that West? Because the Nugget. I don't want to see them, bro, for some reason. Don't want to see the Nuggets juju.
You're right about that. And I definitely don't want to see the Timberwolves if I'm going. Yeah, I forgot. Healthy, rested ant man too.
Right now too. Listen, you know clarity, Lakers 9 and 1, their last 10. I think they're 15th offensively in the last month. Offensively, Luke is doing all kinds of crazy salute.
But at the end of the day, who sent The Lakers home packing last year. Damn. Is it just me or was that the Minnesota Timberwolves Quickly too. We was in New York watching game one.
Like, what the are we watching? A new day, I believe. Like, bro, it's something about when them lights are the brightest Ant man. Dude, it's a different ant man.
We going ant man going to play with y' all all season, man. He might shoot when he not supposed to. He might do this or whatever. But them playoffs in ant man, I don't know.
But you're right. I don't want to see him. You know what? And also real quick, not to shift too much back to the East.
Yeah. But Nick Sixers first round is going to be fire. That's lowkey. One of the best matchups.
I was at Nick Sixers 2 years ago and saw the Tyrese Maxi game where he. He ended up scoring a bajillion points in the last eight seconds of that game and sent them home for the night and made Madison Square Garden go up in emotional flames. And they're seven and three in the last 10. Paul George is finding his flow.
Tyrese Maxey, VJ Edgecomb and Joel Embiid. A healthy Joel Embiid, we do not want to see if we're the Knicks whatsoever at all. And I think he's preparing himself to be there for the playoffs. The last time we saw Joel embiid, he was a plus 33 on the floor, 35 points, 3 for 3 from the field, 8 for 9 from the free throw line, 6 rebounds, 7 assists, and a block.
That Joel Embiid is making Mike Brown have nightmares. Right? And people forget last time in the playoffs when the Knicks got the better of them. My boy had bails palsy, man, half his face.
It was a lot going on. He still was out there, Wayne, dude. And it looked, you're right, it looked rough. Like, damn, he could not even see out of one eye.
His whole face was drooping. His leg was messed up. He was out there on one arm, one leg, giving him the business. And you got a determined PG right now.
Come up 39, I mean, I guess against the Wizard. So we got a *, but 39 and 39 in today's NBA. So yeah, I want to see if on the next item because they gonna do well soon. But before we move on to a couple videos, man, I also like to just announce and just make it plain to the audience that this matters so much.
Our sister Audi crooks has entered the transfer portal. What does that mean for the lady sports sis. One year left on eligibility. Well, she finna use the eight out of that on the effort.
And. And Ju. The crazy thing is 10 confirmed in the transfer portal out of Iowa State. Audi, Addie, Lily, Reese, Reagan.
It's like a Petey Pablo song over here. Jada, Freya, Alisa, Kenzie. Why they. Why they put them in that list like that?
Audi, Addie, Lily. You know what I mean? What are we doing, bro? Jada, Freya.
I might have to match that up, but. So, man. But moving on, man, to a segment we like to call. Boy, stop.
Random ass Thursday. I'm not like the first guy you talk about anything. Like, we all like. You guys have to move.
Go to Nashville. You got better build over there. You got the ass car. You got a stadium too.
Yeah. Everything doesn't look like we're not gonna be on Grizzlies anytime soon, so. There's a fans out there. Yeah, they don't.
Their only chance has been two and not showed up. You pulled Eli on them. Look, bruh, it sound crazy in certain angles, but my boy being real, bruh, what you think about this versus LeBron, man? Just let it fly.
First and foremost, I got brothers in Memphis that are probably sick about this. Because if there's not. If that's not an indication that they're at least considering move that out of Memphis, I don't know what is. But this tells me, Juju, that when LeBron retires.
Yeah. We're gonna get elite content from him. This version is. I was captivated.
I could watch that entire round of golf if he's talking like that. Right. Pay for it, right? And when he said this, how you know he was being the joker?
When he said, don't they have a hockey team? I was like, okay. But hey, man, look. Salute, though.
If I had to deal. What you got to do on a daily basis, which is DeAndre Damn. Dominating, throwing, dominating. I need to see it again.
I did see it this morning. We got to run that. Well, I don't even think that was possible, boy. LeBron.
And he called it by the Ram for the listening audience and airballed it some kind of way, bro. Inches from the rim. Literally, bro. I found the bro.
I'm not doing this on Tuesdays either, man. A little while, bro. Someone needs to ask LeBron, have you ever seen an airball lob? Like, no, they caught it.
They did not catch it. He caught it and then just threw it. Threw it. Throw it to nothing.
Threw it to the ground, bro. Airball alley OOP is nuts, bro. Like to be, like, converted because he converted that. Yeah, that's a great question.
If you' pull up on LeBron and you listen to this and you got Lakers access, ask him, bro, if you ever seen this, I'm pretty sure you'll go viral. And why is it dominating? Just dunking the ball like this is just put. You're sh.
Just beat him on them, bro. When I pull up with them brown braids, bro, I said, you know what? No expectations. I'm straight.
He got it. We're playing, man. Moving on, man. The Washington Wizards, bro.
Def. They tried to throw their hand at April fool jokes. And boy to go over. Ashley, Ms.
Rebecca. Roll that brown bean footage. This is the one, though. Jackson is all on you.
This might be history if you get this done blindfolded. Pretend blindfold at free throw line. Mad hair, Corine. Oh, my.
He missed it, ladies and gentlemen. They act like he won. It is kind of wrong how they did. Our boy.
My boy, he's got 10 bands. Rest on rats. 50 bands, 100 bands. You did.
Come on. You didn't see it. People got a check and everything. And what the hell is another mascot doing here?
Oh, no, Bro. Have you ever seen somebody crash out on the mascot? I promise. God, this different.
For some reason, out of all these mascots, the different nugget mascot being here is pissing me off most. So as soon as you make that announcement, I'm going to hit no matter what. Julie, what are you doing here? Just to play with me because.
Because clearly you didn't want to catch that wizard's name, man. What would you do? They put you in that position, bro. Trip, you won 10 bands.
Let's see it back. I don't think I would have even done anything with these jokers on April 1st. You can't even get me in the capital one last time. I tried to go there.
Juju. It was a drama rant day. And 15 minutes before the game, they ruled them out. And I'd already bought tickets courtside.
And I had to just go out there and watch God knows who play basketball. I think it was like, Kenny Lofton, like, what the hell? Sean Livingston and the boys. It was like.
It was like for real. They had sat Jaren. They had said Ja, and they said Desmond Bain. And I'm out there watching, like, Jake Laravia and Kenny Lofton get buckets on whoever on the Wizards.
And I'm like, oh, this was a mistake. It was a bad mistake. That's the saddest story One of the answers I've ever heard, bro. My daughter said she was courtside for 48 minutes of Santi Aldama was going crazy, and Steven Adams was on that team.
And I'm like. I'm literally close enough to say, steven Adams, I cannot guard. You just go up and bam on them. He's like, what the hell?
The damn Wizards. After receiving so much backlash online, new folk put out an apology. And I don't give a wi my apology. I don't care what it says.
How about that, Wizards? Y. Great. Awesome.
We're in on the joke. Our fans are our priority. The Wizards continuing to be the Lizards even on april fools. Exactly.
April 2nd. Y put out apologies, man. And I don't believe you. How about that?
Let me talk to the fan, cuz I feel like y. Y sl him a couple hundred after was all over on some. He said he ran on this, right? $835.
Lastly. I thought this was an April Fool's joke. My boy Jcole is back. He dig.
He has signed with Mr. Rebecca. Do you want mind reading the name of the team he's signed with? What's the name?
Let me see him. Okay. Oh, my goodness. I wait as long as I wait for as long as it takes for y' all to figure out the team name, because.
Okay, no, this is wrong. This is where you gonna make me say this. I'm saving you because I just realized I ain't gonna make you walk into that trap. The reason I thought it was April Fool, Joe J.
Cole has signed with the Chinese league's Monkey Kings. Nanjing Monkey Kings. Yep. No.
You lined her up. That was bad. Nanjing Monkey Kings. Cuz.
I'm sorry. Maybe I'm uneducated on Chinese basketball leagues, but the name of that team is nuts. What is happening? And they got well in Jersey.
Also, it's nuts that Sean Sharanya broke that news. How? Who told him? Hey, I would like you to roll out and tweet the J.
Cole I signed with the Monkey Kings. It's like I don'. Stop playing on my phone. Exactly.
Stop playing with Sean. What team he really play for, bro? Because I know damn well he don't play for them. But, hey, maybe, like I say, maybe uncultured.
And maybe that means something totally different over there. You did. So I'm gonna come in my boy J. Cole, for continuing his passion.
But China boy, stop on team names, man. And that's gonna do it, man, for another episode of the Alley. Ooh. Thank y' all so much for joining thank you as always to Ms.
Rebecca Donahue and our boy, Dylan, the distinguished. Come on, man. The distinguished gentleman, as we call him. As well as thank you for all of you guys for listening.
Without y', all, who the hell are we? Any last words on the way out? Trista Lakers. You better get it together.
How much you about to have to pay Austin reasons not going to take his player contract not to pay him 45 million. Good luck with that. Three snaps in Z formation. That wasn't Z, huh?
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