Almost Dead, Still Fabulous

Strangled to unconsciousness. Twice. By the same person.The statistics say 68% survive the first time. If it happens again, your odds drop to 46%.I beat both.This episode is about the violence that should have ended me—hands around my throat, the world going black, waking up on the floor wondering if this time was the practice run or the real thing.And somehow, somehow, I still have jokes about it.Because when death keeps showing up and you keep not dying, you start to wonder: what the fuck am I still here for?Content warnings: This podcast contains discussions of childhood sexual abuse, addiction, violence, death, and trauma. But it also full of profound love, transformation, and hope. Listener discretion advised.