Анекдот про звонок Сталина - M.Golubov

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Михаил Булгаков придумал сам про себя анекдот. Вызывает его Сталин в Кремль и спрашивает. — Почэму, товарищ Булгаков, я давно нэ видэл в тэатре ваших прэкрасных пьэс? — Не ставят, товарищ Сталин. — Почэму нэ ставят? — Говорят вы запретили, товарищ Сталин. — Это, товарищ Булгаков, клэвэта врагов народа. Но мы сэйчас все исправим! Сталин берет в руки трубку. — Соэдините мэня с товарищэм Станиславским! Как доложить? Сталин звонит. Жду. Что? Умэр? Когда? Сказали что Сталин звонит, и сразу умэр? Нэ бэспокойтэсь товарищ Булгаков. Я сэйчас позвоню товарищу Нэмировичу-Данчэнко. Алло, товарищ Нэмирович-Данчэнко? Как доложить кто звонит? Сталин звонит. Жду. Что? Умэр? Зачэм умэр? Когда? Услышал, что звонит Сталин и умэр? Сталин вешает трубку. — Видитэ товарищ Булгаков, я хотэл вам помочь, но нэ все в моих силах. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/maxim-golubov/message

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Михаил Булгаков придумал сам про себя анекдот. Вызывает его Сталин в Кремль и спрашивает. — Почэму, товарищ Булгаков, я давно нэ видэл в тэатре ваших прэкрасных пьэс? — Не ставят, товарищ Сталин. — Почэму нэ ставят? — Говорят вы запретили, товарищ...

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