Assholes Finish First by Tucker Max

This collection of anecdotes, seemingly taken from a book, chronicles the author's raucous and often vulgar exploits, primarily focusing on his numerous sexual encounters and drunken adventures. It details chaotic events like a wild RV trip through Harlem with friends, a disastrous grad school campout fueled by a bullhorn, and various hookups ranging from a woman who did his laundry for sex to encounters with virgins and women with unusual physical traits. The text also includes introspective moments where the author reflects on his immature behavior, the consequences of his actions, and his notoriety, referencing the impact of his online presence and the bizarre situations it attracts, such as women getting tattoos referencing him or seeking him out to lose their virginity.