Bad Morning to You: We Regret to Inform You It's Today

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message!“Bad Morning to You, Too: We Regret to Inform You It’s Today,” Episode 209 🛸Dimension-burned Earthling DJ Nicki Rodriguez wakes up in the utterly chaotic mansion of Diroctor Bizzig “Zig” Gneeecey, a loudmouthed canine-humanoid with questionable hygiene and an even more questionable grip on reality. Welcome to Perswayssick County, where the coffee jiggles, cats drink motor oil, and the morning news is guessed in advance! 🧠📻In this reimagined, enhanced redux of our classic Episode 23—now titled: “Bad Morning to You, Too: We Regret to Inform You It’s Today”—Nicki relives her first morning and breakfast time in Gneeecey’s unappetizing kitchen. She’s got dimension burn, no clue where her maroon portfolio is, and her new boss is a breakfast-crunching megalomaniac who calls her “Ig” for reasons too dumb to explain. 🦴💥☄️ There’s also a talking bear named Yammicles, a radio DJ who’s also the county’s dictator, a stalking oak tree, explosive cereal, 50/50 weather predictions, and projectile coffee globs that defy physics. All this while Gneeecey prepares for the return of his space-comet-riding spiritual leader. 🙃🌪️😩 Can Nicki survive her first morning without screaming into the void?  🌀 Will Gneeecey ever stop pounding the table?  🪖 And what is flummery made from, anyway? 🎙️Tune in for surreal sci-fi satire, absurd breakfast rituals, and laugh-out-loud mayhem in this hilariously twisted episode of Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy!🎙️ Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy – Where logic takes a coffee break and chaos flushes the rules!🔔 Subscribe & hit the bell for more weird, hilarious, and unpredictable episodes from our Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy fantasy/sci-fi comedy podcast series! ✨ Don’t forget to like, share, and drop a comment! 🪐🎧 New episodes every week! 🎧 LISTEN: https://perswayssickradio.buzzsprout.com 🎧 Episode Artwork created by ChatGPT #Comedy #fantasy #SciFi #dogs #dogsofInstagram #Podcast #hitchhikersgalaxyfans #montypythonfans #ParallelUniverse #FunnyAudioDrama #Multiverse #DimensionHopping #WeirdFiction #AudioTheater🌀 We hope you enjoyed this week’s episode! We thank Marysol Rodriguez, Sal Solá, Sandi Solá, Marcellina Ramirez, Rick “El Molestoso” Rivera, Diane L., Brunie Cariño, Toni Aponte, and Aileen Bean for their support!Support the showVicki's related comedy/fantasy/sci-fi books, You Can't Unscramble the Omelet and The Getaway That Got Away are available at Amazon! https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our Gneeecey/Nicki e-books and paperbacks!)It's a one-woman show! Vicki does all the writing, character voices, and audio production!https://perswayssickradio.buzzsprout.com (our Buzzsprout website, episodes, transcripts)  https://buymeacoffee.com/Perswayssick (BuyMeACoffee.com page to support this podcast) https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our books!)https://www.nfreads.com/interview-with-author-vicki-sola/ (Interview with Vicki Solá)And much thanks to disproportionately cool artist Jay Hudson for our podcast logo! https://yojayhudson.com/ Support the show