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In a collapse of utterly embarrassing proportions, Chelsea's best shot at silverware fades into the ether as Liverpool's academy kids & Vergil van Dijk steal away the Carabao Cup. Will this be the beginning of the end for Pochettino, or just a roadbump? Also, Arsenal regain their form by taking out their UCL frustrations out on Newcastle. United remind us they are kind of mediocre and Everton thank their lucky stars (and their lawyers) as their 10-point penalty is reduced to 6, taking them out of the relegation battle. That and more on Football Furioso