Brace Yourself | Teleportation, Axes & Affairs

This episode of Mostly Accurate is a tour through chaos, excuses, and the very selective way accountability shows up in real life.We start in Florida with a man who crashed a stolen BMW at 130 mph and claimed he teleported into the car while being chased by aliens — a reminder that confidence is often mistaken for credibility.Then we head to Texas and the Candy Montgomery case, where a suburban church mom killed her friend with an axe — forty-one times — and walked free. The episode unpacks the affair, the trauma-based defense, and the uncomfortable truth about who the justice system is willing to believe.We close with a Mom Check-In featuring a hit-and-run, insurance purgatory, toddler swearing, and a poop saga that escalated into performance art — proving that chaos doesn’t stop at courtrooms or crash scenes.From Florida Man logic to Texas justice to toddler anarchy, one thing is clear: accountability is optional, and chaos is thriving.🧠 Episode Takeaways🚗 Confidence is not the same as truthSometimes the boldest explanation is just the wildest lie.⚖️ Justice isn’t blind — it’s biasedWho you are often matters more than what you did.🪓 Trauma can explain behavior, but it doesn’t erase harmUnderstanding isn’t the same as absolution.⛪ Respectability can shield violenceTrustworthy appearances carry dangerous weight.📺 True crime reflects our unresolved questionsIf we keep retelling it, we haven’t learned from it.🧼 Parenting is crisis management, not masterySome weeks are just damage control.💩 Eye contact means intentAt that point, it’s a power move.✨ No one actually has it togetherEspecially the people pretending they do.Hashtags#FloridaMan #Texas #Crime #CandyMontgomery #LoveAndDeath #Teleporting #Aliens #Justice #DarkHumor #Accountability #TruthKeywordsCandy Montgomery, Betty Gore, true crime, murder, trial, media portrayal, affair, psychological trauma, public perception, 1980sBardsley, M. (2010). A murder in Texas: The true story of the Candy Montgomery case. McFarland & Company.CNN. (2023). The true story behind Love & Death. Cable News Network.Dershowitz, A. M. (1986). The abuse excuse: And other cop-outs, sob stories, and evasions of responsibility. Little, Brown & Company.People Magazine. (2023). Candy Montgomery: Where is she now?Texas v. Montgomery, No. CR80-200 (Collin County District Court, 1980).Time Magazine. (2023). Love & Death vs. Candy: The real story behind the shows.FOX 35 Orlando News Digital Staff. (2025, December 9). Man claims he ‘teleported’ into stolen BMW before 130 mph crash, deputies say. FOX 35 Orlando. Fox 35 OrlandoVice News. (2025, December). Florida man told cops he ‘teleported’ into stolen BMW before high-speed crash. Vice. VICENBC6 South Florida. (2025, December 9). Video shows man tell Florida deputy he ‘teleported’ into stolen BMW. NBC Universal, Inc. NBC 6 South FloridaThe Independent. (2025). Florida man who crashed stolen BMW told cops that he ‘teleported’ into it during arrest. The Independent. The Independent