BREAKING: Trump Promotes Kristi Noem to National Dog Catcher | Satire Saturday

Text the show! Breaking news out of Washington.Sources close to the administration say former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has been reassigned to a position that officials claim better matches her “unique leadership experience.”That new role?America’s first ever National Dog Catcher.After a controversial story resurfaced about Noem shooting a misbehaving dog on her farm, critics say the internet hasn’t forgotten — and now satire might be the only way left to explain the situation.In this episode of Satire Saturday, Chad Law breaks down the story the only way modern politics can be explained anymore: through satire.From the creation of a brand-new federal agency called the United States Department of Canine Compliance, to the proposed Rules of Puppy Engagement, Washington may have finally found the one government job nobody in Congress wants.If politics has started sounding like parody…you’re probably paying attention.Chapters00:00 Breaking News – Kristi Noem Reassigned01:15 Show Intro – Satire Saturday02:00 The Dog Story That Won’t Go Away03:30 Trump’s “New Opportunity” for Noem04:15 Press Conference Damage Control05:20 Washington’s Approach to Discipline05:55 The Department of Canine Compliance06:30 Tactical Labradors & Dog Bureaucracy07:10 Federal Dog Forms & Government Paperwork07:50 The “Farm Tough Discipline Model”08:15 Rules of Puppy Engagement09:45 The Budget & Humane Society Cuts10:15 Migrant Facility Controversy10:50 Noem’s Production Crew Demands11:30 The Real Political Lesson12:00 Closing – The Internet Never Forgets#SatireSaturday#KristiNoem#PoliticalSatire#Trump#Comedy#LastGayConservative