Bring On The Dancing Girls (Song Sketch)

All the screaming headlines they just won't leave me alone They seem to have to follow almost everywhere I go I can hear their constant echo I can't stop looking at my phone There's nothing I can do I just want to watch a different show So bring on the dancing girls I can't save the whole damn world When I look around me, everything is looking fine But the stories that I read are always dismal all the time I try not to pay attention I try to act like I don't mind And somehow they will find me, doesn't matter where I hide So bring on the dancing girls I can't save the whole damn world If I were God, I’d start again I'd make the snake take back what he said No fig leaf shame, no fall of man I'd leave the jews, where they began No hungry hearts, No need for more No headlines crying out for war No pundit spin, No New York Times No talking heads, No Fox News Lies All the screaming headlines they just won't leave me alone They seem to have to follow almost everywhere I go Everybody has the answers And they think I need to know And I wish that I could help them but I can barely help myself So bring on the dancing girls I can't save the whole damn world