Case File: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)

Chaos hits the precinct when the Captain finally takes his first vacation in twelve years, leaving behind an empty office, an unwatered ficus, and a mountain of overdue paperwork. But before the Gumshoes can enjoy a rare moment of peace, something far more sinister slinks out of the shadows: Dirty Deborah.Deborah the precinct archivist breaks into the captain’s office, swipes his entire wardrobe (including three identical short-sleeve dress shirts), and steals his badge. By the time the detectives discover her, she’s already strutting around the bullpen in Hardcastle’s clothes, barking orders, and claiming the captain personally put her “100% in charge, no take-backs.”She gathers the Movie Gumshoes, Detective Jared “Ballistic” Jackson and his overeager rookie partner Jonathan “Sourdough” Manno, and issues their new assignment: “Review Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny… or you’re all suspended!”Convinced the film holds “clues” about Hardcastle’s whereabouts (it does not), Deborah forces the detectives to dive into Indy’s final adventure. While Jared tries to keep the investigation grounded, Sourdough becomes obsessed with uncovering whether time travel is admissible in court, and Deborah keeps interrupting with questions like, “Can Harrison Ford legally punch Nazis without a permit?”As the Gumshoes break down the plot, dissect the action sequences, and debate whether the de-aging tech should be charged with impersonating a younger man, they begin to suspect Deborah’s real plan: distract them long enough for her to pawn the captain’s badge.In the end, the precinct is restored, order (mostly) returns, and Dirty Deborah flees out a bathroom window, leaving behind only a trail of sunflower seeds and a forged memo appointing her “Deputy Queen of Cinematic Operations.”