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He was at Georgia, Texas on Saturday night. The super league that's coming to college football potentially really good interview with him. We also have NBA trainer Chris Brickley, which was an awesome interview. He came in studio, told us some really great stories, got a little preview for the NBA season, told us who he's been training, who's ready to go.
I think I'm back in on Ben Simmons. Yeah, we had some Ben Simmons stories. So really cool interview with him. Something a little different.
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Only on draft Kings pick six. The crown is yours today is Wednesday, October 23rd. And guys, I know that we've been shitting on Hank recently because his football team sucks, but it's banner night for a congrats again. It's been a while since I said W.
Yeah, it's good to see your boy back up. It's been almost three months since he's been able to congratulate himself for something Hank has all dressed in his Celtic Green. He's going to banner night tonight. Well, he's really selfic black right now.
He's very sneakers. You look very slimming. I would say Hank is just the man in black, though, looking like Johnny Cash. Yeah.
So Hank, we're recording this early so that you can go to banner night fired up. Thank you guys for doing that. You're welcome. I'm coming to you.
Appreciate it. And Hank's not drinking tonight at banner night. He said he's not drinking back on the health tip. So I got to say I'm flight back.
You know, the grind doesn't sleep. We're going to be here tomorrow. Nine. You're going to drink at least five years.
No, no, no. Yes. It was great because Hank is he's trying to struggle with the idea that he's told us for the hundred time that he's going to stop drinking for an extended period of time. And the fact that it's banner night and he said to us, I'm just trying to have that champion mindset of if you say you're going to do something do it.
I think having a six AM flight helps. I also don't think I don't need to drink to enjoy the beautiful ceremony. I'm probably going to cry. Counterpoint.
Why don't you just not go to sleep? That's not going to work. That's never worked in the history of my life. It's one time we went to Vegas last year for the Super World.
I did it. If you want to put it in miles, Gary, I had to play blackjack for like five hours. Miles Garrett would say that for the most part over Hank's career here at part of my take, he's been pretty sober. Yeah.
For the most part. Yeah. The all night or at the end of a bachelor party or like traveling, like what we like, I'll just not sleep is oh for a hundred lifetime in terms of good ideas. Yeah.
It sounds great in your head and you're like, well, what's the point of sleeping for three hours when I could just rage for the rest of the night and then you get to the airport and it's disastrous. I think there is a chance though that Hank's he tries to stay sober because there's a chance he has to meet coach Missoula and he doesn't want to let him down. He doesn't want to disappoint him because have you seen the interviews that Missoula's been doing? He's locked in.
He's like, he basically did the couch and hand like we could all die tomorrow. So he really cares. He's a football guy. Yeah.
He's a football guy coaching basketball. Zero zero no pressure. We're all going to be dead soon. It really doesn't matter.
Yeah. You're going to win or you're not. That's how that made me feel good about dunking. No pressure.
It sounds like he's ready to kill his team. Yeah. He's like, we might be dead. So no pressure.
We just have to go out there and execute or I will. Are you going to see coach Missoula tonight? I'll see him. Yeah.
I think he might. I think he might wear your seats second row behind the next bench. OK. Are you going to be razzing him?
That will be like, you got to do some razzing. You got to do Michael Bridges be like, hey, you're like, you're a cholerant. You should do a little bing bong on him. Do a bing bong.
Max, don't shake your head at me. Don't shake your fucking head at me. Jim Calhoun. Michael Bridges has a hitch and a shot.
It's a fucking weird shit. Have you seen it? I have not seen it. It's very bizarre.
Something happened to his shot. And he's got like this. It's like a pause. It's actually great.
We're bringing this up. Bullshit. He plays for the next because I hate the next. But I want to defend him.
Yeah. Because Chris Brickley's on the show. If we had known he had a hitch and a shot, he would have asked him how to fix it. So, Band and I, congratulations.
Watch this video and tell me it's weird. Something mentally has happened. Also, congrats to the Mavs. Have a Band of the Rays to Bandit for the Western Conference Championship.
OK. Also congrats to Mavs or congrats to us because we're going to bully the Mavs and in five to 10 years they'll probably send us that banner. That'll be great. Oh.
Yeah. It's weird. Yeah. It's not as weird.
It's very strange. Yeah. Well, it's more, I think, Western Conference Championship. I think the Conference Championship.
No, yeah. It was the finalist. Oh, yeah. That was the Colts making it to the AFC Championship.
And I'll win it. Yeah, winning in Western Conference. Like, if you win a Conference Championship, you deserve some knowledge. Yeah, this is the argument we had a couple years or a year ago when Max said you don't raise banners for that.
And we found all the banners that they actually raised for that. Yeah. But this shot is very strange. It's like he takes the ball over to the opposite side of his body and then just throws it across his body.
It's very strange. But Bander Knight, and then we also, so we are recording this early, we think that Bronnie played tonight. So choose your own adventure. What a cool moment.
Yeah. Good for LeBron. That's got to be awesome as a dad. Now, what do you think a stat line's going to be?
I think that two minutes, one turnover, 0 for 2, and traveling violation. Oh, a traveling violation. A double dribble would rock. That would be cool.
If you just put both hands on the ball, like a four-year-old. Yeah, the triple. The coolest part is that kangaroo feet, junior and senior, are going to be at the game. That is cool.
That's wild. That is wild. That's extremely wild. That's breaking the wild meter right now.
And that picture will be the worst wild picture. They just randomly picked that game, right? No, I think there's a conversation that I played. I know.
But is it bad that I'm rooting? We've had the same time. I think we've stayed consistent with Bronnie. It's very cool for LeBron as a dad, but it's also really weird because he's probably not an NBA player right now.
He may be come one, but right now, if his name wasn't Bronnie James Jr., he would not be in the NBA and be considered to get minutes tonight. Is it bad that I'm rooting for him to get in, have the picture up, and then have him just get yammed on? That'd be kind of funny. LeBron would make that video disappear forever from the internet.
What if Anthony Edwards dung some both James at the same time? That would be awesome. Do you think there's a bounty out there on dunking on Bronnie? If there's one guy who would do it, it's Anthony Edwards.
I bet you there might be a bounty out there. Yeah. I'm going to put a bounty out there. If you can dunk on Bronnie, then I will.
Part of my cheesecake. No, you get an open spot on part of my take, and I will say you can join the show as a guest to discuss the dunk. And I will send you a part of my cheesecake. And we'll come to your house and hang out.
Yeah. That's actually a fair deal. How's he enacted? It's the worst.
It's going to be the most random player. Then we're going to have to go to their house. I would still do an interview with that guy. Whoever, well, and the question is just, what was it like dunking on Bronnie in front of his dad?
Yeah. I want to dunk on both. I think Hank could. Yeah.
Here it is. If you dunk on both of them at the same time, we'll go on vacation with you. Yeah. Yeah.
A place if you're using. Whoever this person may be. Yeah. Could be anyone, literally anyone who could do it in a game, in an NBA game dunking on both James.
OK. So yeah, that's our NBA. Do you want to do NBA just a quick? Who's going to win the title?
Nuggets. Celtics. Celtics. Sixers.
How do you not think of this game? What? What? Control.
Control. I mean, I had to. I will pick the Sixers. Oh, copycat.
Yeah. What were you about to say? How do you not think this title is going to win it again? It's hard to repeat.
Yeah. We're just making predictions. We can't. You're on defense mode.
Yeah. To fender. To fender. To fender the title.
Mizzou would want no one to pick the Celtics. Yeah. He doesn't want you picking the Celtics. You got to earn it again.
Yeah. You expect I have championship like we got it. You got to think you're going to be the champion so that you can become the champion. No, no.
There's always fatalities. You haven't done shit yet. Yeah. Turn the page.
Turn the goddamn page. Yeah. But you got to carry yourself like a change like you know be what you want to be. Memes.
I'm going to say the Knicks. Knicks sons final. OK. Knicks sons are back.
They fixed everything. Dangerous one. So yeah, we'll do a full NBA preview. What?
Like February? Yeah, probably. I'd say after the Super Bowl. Yeah.
I get excited. And then I'll be like all right I'll see you after Chris. What we'll do is we'll interview Ryan Risillo down at the Super Bowl in New Orleans. And just do that.
And then that will be our NBA preview. That'll be our NBA preview. OK, we should talk some Monday night football. We had a double header.
What? Bullshit double header. Bullshit double header because they did this the second game was on ESPN+. Hand up.
I thought the Chargers would beat the Cardinals when I got everyone to take them 45 to 1. Yeah, that's the first thing I thought about. Hand up. When actually the game got into being the game and it was very, very clear that the charges are a super flawed football team.
They are very flawed. They don't have anybody in the middle. No guys in the middle. Defense are defense.
And then they've got no wide receivers. No wide receivers. I feel very bad for Justin Herbert. He was actually very good.
He just has no one. Harbaugh has built the entire team out of tight ends and running backs. And it's hard to be explosive. Also, I mean the Chargers kind of low key dominated that game.
They had two. The fumble on the goal line was egregious. That was bad. Yeah, it was egregious.
But I stand by my take that that's a good rule. Yeah, I like the fumble through the end zone fumble recovery in the end zone for Touchback. Yeah. And then the big guy fumble you got to go down after he what he get a pick.
And then he just he just started bumbling down the field. He got the ball punched out. He got the ball punched out. And then the call at the end was bullshit I thought.
What they called unnecessary roughness. I think it was the right call. It sucked. I don't know.
No, don't get me wrong. Like the call sucked. I was not happy to see it. I think most people that are football fans see that play and they're like that play should not determine the outcome of the game that sucks at the referees are involved at that point.
But if you look at what the rule is, it's like a million percent the right call. This is going to sound dumb and it's not the health in mind. But I feel like you should just a guy should have to get knocked out for their BMS. I know what you're saying.
By the vibe, it didn't look that bad. It didn't look. I know there were two angles. The first angle looked like absolutely nothing.
The second angle I saw the helmet helmet. But it just that to me was just a play where it's like you can't really do anything else. You're trying to break it up. And I don't know.
It's the case of the NFL having too many rules. So the defensive back was coming in as Marvin Harrison Jr. was landing and as he's landing his head comes down into the path of where the defensive back is trying to hit him and he hits him with his helmet makes contact with like the face mask area. So it was definitely by the rule with the way the rules written.
It was the right call but still sucked. Yeah. And I thought I was feeling good about the charges too, especially after Harbaugh's quotes from last week when he was talking about how he went in for his EKG and he had like the whole heart testing thing and they asked him about it and he said, yeah, you know, the doctor was telling me you've got to heart of an athlete. You've got incredible stamina.
And actually the doctor said my heart got stronger from having that incredibly fast heartbeat. Yeah. Hard, hard. I was feeling good about the fact like he he views his heart rate going up to like 250 beats per minute.
That's just doing a really, really intense cardio workout. You know in heart attack games, but I think that was a stupid thought to bet on the Chargers to win the Super Bowl. I'm not going to give up yet. I did have this one as a win.
Also, it's very hard just in Herbert going for 350 yards and no offensive touchdowns. That's really hard to do. That's really, really hard to do to pass the ball for 350 yards, no turnovers and have no touchdowns. Think about that.
Yeah, it's very, very like if you think about how long their drives were, they just stalled out around the red zone area. They just didn't have, they didn't, they need to get a wider super Calvin Ridley. Come on down. I will say this though, in that matchup, that was the perfect uniform matchup to be on ESPN plus.
Yes. Right. Like that, if you have to pick one game to have on that channel and to only be on streaming, that's exactly what you would go for. Look like kind of weird and futuristic.
I was okay with it. Yeah. And then in the other game, the box season is officially over. The box had a night from hell.
They lost to the Ravens. They were up. They were about to be up. What was it?
17, seven or 17, I think it was 17 seven. Baker throws that interception. Mike Evans gets hurt. Chris Goblin gets hurt with a minute left.
I know that what down 10 down 10 people were like, well, yeah, you got to play him. I don't, I don't know. The season's long. You have a short week.
You're going up against Atlanta. I kind of err on the side of just sit your guys and wind up, you know, play to fight another day. We also had a weird, did you guys see this? It was a very weird disinformation campaign that was going on.
Yeah. Somehow thought that you can only kick two on side kicks in the fourth quarter. Yeah. It was that we had a Google AI problem.
It was like artificial intelligence fucked us over last night because at the end of the game, I think there were what 51 seconds left on that last drive. It was like a minute and 10 minutes and seconds and God will get hurt. And then the immediate reaction is why are the starters still in? I understand why Todd Bull is still had a starters and you're down 10 technically, like it'd be weird if Baker just kneeled that out, right?
I think you just throw in the backups and you're like, we got we got short week for a big division game to a team we already that's we're fighting against. They're playing the Falcons. They were fighting against it already beat us. But the thing is like if Todd Bull is had kneeled out, which is the same as putting your starters in or putting your backups in.
If you just take a knee, everybody would be like, Todd Bull's quit on this game when you're down by 10 points. Technically, it's one of those weird, weird, like, gray areas. It's like 99.999% chance they weren't going to win. They would have to go down the entire field, get a touchdown or a field goal, recover another on-side kick and go down, get another touchdown or a field goal.
With no timeouts. Agreed. I think you can go either way on it. Here's where you definitely have to say it's crazy.
Baker stayed in so there was like five seconds left still running the ball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was fucking nuts. The very last play of the game.
That's crazy. I was like Baker better not get hurt on the scramble. That'd be insane. For two, it was down 17.
Yes. So if you had gone for one, he'd get an x point, he's down 16 and then that's two possessions, but you go for two and you make it, who cares? You go for a, if you don't make it then you are now in a three possession game. So it makes zero sense of Todd Bull's to that.
That's like the first domino that led to all this happening. That's what you should point your finger on for. But what happened was everybody was like, well Todd Bull is an idiot for keeping a starters in because you're not allowed to do more than two on-side kick. Two on-side games?
Because when you searched on Google for what the on-side kick rule was, that's what came up in the AI summary about it and then you look at the actual rule book and it absolutely says you can do as many on-side kick as you want, but it has to be all in the fourth quarter and you have to be behind. You have to be trailing. So what the patient x, patient zero, what is that? Patient zero, right?
Someone wrote an article after the Raven's Cowboys game that said you can only on-side kick twice and then it just became part of, remember the Cowboys came all the way back in total garbage time? If that's patient x, then I think the Wuhan laboratory for this was actually, this was thought about as a proposal for the rule change. It was. And so somebody wrote an article about that like, hey, this might be a rule change that comes and Google when they scrape the internet, they find those two stories and then that's why you get that screenshot.
So the chance, we can't, we can't rule out the fact that Todd Bowles might be getting his information about the NFL rules by Googling and then looking at the first AI speech that comes up. Yeah. So Todd Bowles might have thought about that and forgot it. Yes.
So it was just very funny because I was thankfully, I was very tired. So I wasn't, I was kind of like half in half. I was watching the other game and I had both of them up and I was just kind of happening attention to the end of the box game because I definitely would have gotten got by the two on-side kick because there's nothing better than learning a new rule and then pretending like you knew that all along. Yeah.
And I saw that rule in my first thought was like, I had what, number one, I had no idea that was rule. Same. That makes absolutely no sense. But you know, I thought you could see them having that.
I was so close to tweeting being like, oh, you idiot saying that Todd Bowles should have kept his starters and learned the rules. That didn't. Yeah. And cause I really, cause there is a satisfaction to be like, I know the rule you don't.
Yeah. I know it. Well, in that instance, you would have known the rule before Todd Bowles knew the rule. Right.
And because you read it online during the game. And it also, it was such a stupid rule that I gave pause because I was like, there's no way this is a real rule. Yeah. That's an insane rule.
I ended up reading the entire kickoff section, the rule book. I said, I know all the weird shit about kickoff. Yeah. Well, I think it was, it was very weird.
So, uh, as for the box, I think they should fire Todd Bowles. Okay. Well, Todd Bowles, you're talking about Mayo being a candidate for the gym called Will. Is he alive or is he dead?
Todd Bowles has been that for years. He's been dead on the sidelines for a long time. He is a blitz guy, right? Big time blitz guy.
And I think he was relying a lot on the old Lamar rule book, which was if you blitz Lamar, you can have success against him. Yes. That might have been a bad piece of information that got tied too closely to Lamar and not closely enough to Greg Roman. Yeah.
Greg Roman sucked against the blitz. Yeah. I don't think Lamar sucked against the blitz. No.
Todd Monckon does not suck against the blitz. Lamar has been incredible. The Ravens, I want to talk about the Ravens, but here's my, here's my thought for firing, uh, Todd Bowles, their defense is bad. Chris Godwin's now out for the year.
Mike Evans might be out for an extended period of time. Liam Cone, their offensive coordinator is seemingly a very good offensive coordinator because their offense has been lights out. If you want to keep him, you should make him that coach right now. That's actually not a bad point.
Just because like, Todd Bowles is what he is. I don't, it's, he is what he is. He's not going to change. There's nothing, there's nothing new that Todd Bowles is going to do where he's going to to be like, man, now we have a huge coaching advantage.
Yeah. I guess to earn his coaching job back though, if the bucks surprise everybody and dealing with all the injuries that they are, they end up making some noise in that division. Yeah, their defense is bad though, right? Yeah.
And I know they've been banged up, but I would, I would do, I would make it, it's a tricky thing to do, but if you don't think you're going to lose the locker room, you could make that switch this season and then be like, Liam Cone, you, you now have the job going forward. Maybe after the season's over. Maybe, but I just, I wouldn't let Liam Cone out the door and keep Todd Bowles after the season is over. Yeah, it all depends.
If you think that Liam Cone could be a good head coach at some point, then that's probably the point that that's probably move you should think about. Yeah. Or an absolute juggernaut. I think they're actually getting closer to the territory of they could actually maybe beat the chief.
Yeah, they've got it all. They've got all, Mark Andrews catching touchdowns every week now. And Derek Henry is as fast as he's ever been, which is crazy because he said that he was slow as fuck this season. And then I think he had his fifth fastest run.
It was perfect timing too on the broadcast where they're like, where's Derek Henry tonight? Yeah. He ripped off like a 70 yard run. How pumped do you think Troy Aikman is for game day to be in Bloomington?
Oh, so pop. He should be the guest picker, right? He should absolutely be the guest picker. Make that happen.
Those are his Hoosiers. But yeah, the Ravens Lamar is playing yet again at MVP level. He might win MVP again. I got him 18 to one.
There you go. Yes, that's sick. I mean, he's just been awesome. The Ravens have been awesome.
And it feels like as long as they stay healthy, which is always something that's safe for the Ravens. They are one of the best teams in the NFL, probably in the list of it's probably chief's lions Ravens right now in terms of that upper echelon. Yeah, no, the Ravens are awesome. And Lamar is throwing the ball better than he ever has.
He's not talking. He's not talking. He's throwing bombs. He's got a nice little touch on his ball.
Yeah. Lamar just has to win a Super Bowl. And then it's just he's solidified. He's a surefire Hall of Famer.
Yeah, I think he probably already is. Yeah, because he's well, no, I think he has to get to the Hall of Fame. I think so. I don't know.
I think he's got to win a Super Bowl. I don't know the record of most touchdowns without an interception on Money and Football is pretty. And he's also 23 and one only loss of Daniel Jones. He's in the NFC Hall of Fame.
Yeah, easily dominates the NFC. Okay, anything else from Oh, we did have Ed Reed on the main and cast that was weird. Yeah, talking about concussions. And I don't think Ed Reed was necessarily wrong when he was talking about boxers and strengthening their necks.
So basically what he said was, I don't know if the Guardian cap is making a difference. Yeah. And then he broke down how boxers strengthen up their neck muscles because you get the snap and the nerve hits in your neck. And then Peyton and Eli were just like staring at the TV like, please, for the love of God, something happened.
They were like, Oh, they're saying like that's why that's why you don't that's why boxers the headgear is like fake protection. Yeah, he was saying that the Guardian cap is fake protection. The problem is true where like you think you have protection so you're more likely to keep your hands down and take more hits to the head. Yeah.
But I don't know if that's the same thing. I think I don't I don't have any research whatsoever on the Guardian cap. We do have a fat head of the Guardian cap that's up in the producers booth right now, which is awesome. But the Guardian cap to me seems like it was put in place to reduce like the number of sub concussive hits that you're taking during practice.
So like the small hits that don't actually give you concussion, they're trying to dull some of those. And then the argument could be made from like a legal standpoint, if you're the NLP, why are you letting players protect themselves and practice without games? So then the NFL had to be like, yeah, you can wear these ugly caps during games if you want, thereby putting it back on the players to accept or say, no, we're not going to waste. So too is he said that he's not going to wear when he comes back because he said we all take risks when we drive to work every day, we take a risk.
I don't know if you're talking about Tyree Killer or not. Yeah, or at the end of the situation, or after Georgia. Yeah, possibly but it felt to me like to what was just saying like, they look stupid. So I'm not going to wear one.
You don't even if it helps up 1%. Even if it makes your wife feel like it's safer, I think you wear it. It makes me feel safer when I watch to if he was wearing a guardian cap. It's like when I wear a shirt to bed because I'm like, if I ever had to get into a fight or like a knife fight with an intruder, having a shirt on would help me.
Not really, but it makes me feel that way. Yeah. By the way, I looked it up. Lamar is a 69.13 on the Hall of Fame monitor on Pro Football Reference.
So if he keeps playing, you probably make it in. If he gets to pull, he jump up big time. I love that they have stats. Yeah, they're like quantified and at the end of the day, they're relying on a bunch of fat old sports writers in a room talking to each other.
But it's, I mean, the average Hall of Fame monitor is 108 points and Matt Ryan is 106 and Rothelsburg is 100 and Phil Rivers is 98. I don't know. I don't know if all three of them. I think Phil Rivers should get in, but I don't know.
He is to me based on five. He's a whole fan. Yeah. But you do agree Lamar Jackson, going to a super would make it almost a slam dunk.
Yeah. He probably would get anyway because they're probably keep winning MVP. I'm not saying he's a little more retired right now. Yeah.
He's in the Hall of Fame, but I'm saying the way that he's played it's been incredible. It's been incredible. If this keeps up like anywhere close to what he's been, then yeah, he's a whole fan. He wins another MVP than he's even not going to a Super Bowl.
Yeah. So yeah, to not wearing that. What else? Oh Hank, did you want to talk it all about Bell check?
Basically, yeah, that was on my hot seat. We'll save it. No, we'll save it. We'll save it for hot seat.
We'll save it for hot seat. We'll also James and Williams suspension. So two games. That's a pretty light suspension, isn't it?
Yeah. What did he what did he do? P.E.S. is what chef or said performance enhancing substance.
I wonder what it was to me that doesn't feel like it's isn't usually four games if it's like a drug if you're on steroids. Yeah. It's like a shake or something. A shake?
Okay. Galaxy gas. What is that? It's just whip it so that they just slap the tag on like they it's new age.
Whip it's and they sell it and they just said, Hey, it's galaxy galaxy gas. Now all the kids are like, Oh, this is awesome. It's like, yeah, we used to just do it with whipped cream. Is that the kind of worst and with it?
Is it? Look at what the packaging looks like. It looks like candy. Yeah, that's we shouldn't bash it too much because it could end up being a sponsor.
And also we've never tried it. Yeah. That's a cool throw brought to you by galaxy gas. Who's like those buttholes?
I'm not ruling it out. Is it legal? No, it is legal because it is technically meant for like making whipped cream but they are acting like this. It's obvious that I'm actually trying to sell it as with it.
Oh, maybe it's on the galaxy gas. It's like very controversial because it's like very appealing to chill. And it's very bad for your brain. Horrible.
Yeah. He might have been on Viagra. Yeah. Ocho Cinco used to say he would take Viagra sometimes and he knew a lot of NFL players that did it.
Yeah. Maybe that's what it is. But either way, James and Williams, I do think that he should appeal it and wait because they play on Thanksgiving. So just wait and do it the week before Thanksgiving and you only miss five games.
You see five days. He's going to try to get back to the team and contribute ASAP as possible. No, what do you say ASAP soon as possible? Which is great.
Yeah. It's great. That's a very fast return. It's a very fast return.
But yeah, appeal that and wait till then you only miss five days. Wouldn't that make the most sense? Yeah. I don't know who they play on Thanksgiving though.
So we'd have to check the schedule. So that's the pairs. Oh, that's weird. Yeah, but it does fit.
You know, that's the least amount of time. I'm looking out for James and Williams. If he's trying to get back ASAP soon as possible. He would do it in five days.
That would be five days is ASAP soon as possible. He takes a suspension Sunday morning at 11.59. The suspension is over on Thursday at like three o'clock. Yeah.
And you get to have Thanksgiving with your family. Right. Just think about it. Okay.
Should we talk a little college football? We have a lot more college football with Ross Downinger. I wanted to start though. Texas got their welcome to the SEC moment and it was tough for Texas.
I saw a couple of funny things. One, Georgia's defensive line was incredible. They just bullied him all night. Even had Sark doing the panic.
Let's hit the arch button, which didn't do anything. That was a weird arch button to hit. Really weird. He was in for two drives I think.
Yes. And then they sent you was back out there once it was clear that you was not the problem. It felt to me like if you put arch in you got to stick with arch. Yeah.
You've made a decision. That's got to be weird for yours going back in. That picture of the two of them sitting on the sideline both having the manning face. I don't think either one of them was happy with it.
No. Like is it because you had arch going in getting his ass kicked and struggling against a really good defense. He's like fuck this sucks. Then you have yours on the sideline being like fuck this sucks.
He just lost my job. Yeah. So you managed to alienate both of your quarterbacks at once. Yeah.
I felt like a panic move. I don't think Texas is completely out of it but that definitely was like a big boy test that they failed. Yeah. I have a take about the bottle incident about the fans throwing stuff.
I'm going to be talking about this a little later. Yeah. I kind of liked it. I kind of liked it a lot.
Yeah. Because I root for chaos. I love watching weird chaotic shit on my television on Saturday when I watch college football. I want to see weird stuff happen and having the entire student section throw box.
They didn't hit anybody. They weren't throwing out players. Nobody was in danger. I'm sure someone got hit.
Maybe. I don't think that they were targeting players with it. They were pissed off throwing bottles off. What about all the cheerleaders media?
Yeah. I'd be vote. Maybe people got hit with something. I'll get a life on at least one person getting hit with a water bottle.
Good thing. I'll get to make the trip. They said he's bad on airplanes. I want the opposing fans to have like bring tennis balls to the game and then throw them down in the field next to again.
Watch them go nuts. I liked it because it was crazy and it was stupid and the refs getting together. I don't know if they were bullied into changing their call. I don't know if one of them snuck a quick look up at the video board and saw like, oh, hey, we really fucked this up.
Yeah. I don't know what happened. But the fact of the matter was there was like a five minute delay. The refs changed their mind about it.
Gave Texas the ball. And as a neutral party that doesn't root for either team, I like I did put money on Texas to win the championship at the start of the year, but I'm not a Texas fan. I have no skin in that game. As a neutral party watching it, I was like, this is cool.
College football is better when we're like, it's happy. And then I saw all the talking heads later being like, this was an ugly scene. This is bad for the sport. It's a black eye on Texas.
It's a black eye on the SEC. No, when Tennessee did it and they threw mustard bottles on the field, I was like, that's cool. Yeah, you don't want to see every game. But there is something about college football that it's the closest that we can get to like European soccer culture.
Yeah, it's not like this is Brazil where you've got fans running on the field trying to murder the refs or stabbing each other. And don't give it all. Like you shouldn't do it. You shouldn't throw stuff on the field.
But I liked it. I had to release a, it's not a notes app because it looks, it's not actually on the notes app, but it essentially is. He said Longhorn Nation, specifically our DKR student section, MOC McConaughey coming out at you here. First off, you were electric Saturday night.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But let's get real about the bottle bombing. The field was it. All right.
But let's get real about the bottle bombing the field glitch we had. Not cool. Bogey move. Yeah, that call was BS.
But we're better than that. Longhorn Nation knows how to show up, show out like no other and still keep our class. Oh, we dropped the class. You can't do the class.
So going forward, let's clean that kind of BS up and leave that behind us for good. We have to shake hands on that. I don't like that from Kanye. I don't like that.
I'm a kind of him with anybody should know he gets older college kids stay the same age. They're always going to fuck around like this. The college kids do. I like bogey move though.
And bogey move is good. Yeah. That's a good good phrase. We also, I saw a very funny clip of a Texas fan who someone was peering over him and he was texting and he was texting a friend during the game and he was happened to be seated in the Georgia like section fan section and his Texas.
I'm in the middle of the Georgia fans man, the barking is overwhelming. Yeah. Welcome to the SEC, bro. Yeah, you're getting barked at man.
Yeah. We're seeing two with the cowbells and fading Austin. Yeah. It was a big time.
Welcome to the SEC moment for Texas. And now they're I think part of the punishment is Texas has to try to find the fans that threw that shit and then get them kicked out of games and banned from the stadium forever. That's bad. Don't do that.
How many how many how many feds were in the crowd inciting that right? That's what I want to know. This is a good question. You know what that one kid you remember the kid with a big ass hair that was a fed.