Chapter 7: Carts, Chaos & the Camembert Clapback

A routine errand. A very ordinary setting. And yet somehow… midlife shows up with opinions.In this episode of The Flamingo Diaries, Lola discovers that even the most mundane moments can turn into unexpected turning points — especially when you’ve spent years being polite, accommodating, and quietly biting your tongue.Funny, sharp, and painfully relatable, this chapter is for anyone who’s ever gone out for one thing and come home with a story instead.💌 Don’t forget to vote on what happens next in the story—yes, you get to help shape Lola’s next chapter! VOTE HERE.📖 Love the podcast and want more Lola?Good news — Lola Bloom: The Flamingo Diaries is now a fully published choose-your-own-adventure novel! That means you can explore every storyline, every alternate path, and every “what if” — including the chapters that never make it onto the podcast.Available now in paperback and ebook.👉 Get your copy here: https://books2read.com/FlamingoDiaries✨ Connect with Bree (the voice behind Lola Bloom!) at breepenfold.com and subscribe to the email list for sneak peeks, bonus flamingo content, and first dibs on new chapters of The Flamingo Diaries.✨ Bree’s beauty & wellness faves:• Collagen that supports the way you age – save £10 here• Bree’s favourite natural deodorant, Fussy – save 15% with code BREE15 here• Bree’s favourite press-on nails - get 20% off here• Bree’s ride or die shampoo designed to combat hard water damage, buildup & impurities - get 20% off here• Beauty Pie is Bree’s new go-to luxury skincare & makeup without the luxury markup - get £10 off your first shop here• Feel Supplements are high-quality, science-backed supplements with clean ingredients that are easy to stick with. Bree’s latest favourite is Pro Metabolic - save 20% site wide here• Ankhway Mushroom Gummies are Bree’s latest must-have for stress management and mental clarity. Ten different functional mushrooms in an easy, yummy gummy - save 15% here📲 Let’s connect!Instagram: @be.fab.with.breeFacebook: Bree PenfoldEmail: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.