EPISODE · Nov 26, 2021 · 19 MIN
CHRISTMAS BEERS THANKSGIVING CHEERS, NEW YEARS TEARS, IT'S ALL BACKWARDS HERE 😢😜🤪🤔🙄🤫
from The Jimmy James Show A-Z · host The Host Who Brings You Insanity At It's Finest-Jimmy James
This is going to be a bonus before the next season Christmas cheers and New Year's tears it's going to be about the ups and downs of stuff like Christmas Thanksgiving and New Years. Well from my point of view so deal with it. Like always take care of yourself and one another.P.S my New Year's resolution is to keep doing whatever I did to you before because I'm still on this Rock flinging around the Sun at about 16MPS, we spend on an access around a 1000MPS and we're moving at speeds as a whole solar system unknown? Or maybe have an idea holy crap this is a long P.S so just to add on don't worry I'll throw some Christmas cheer in this episode.SO SORRY, JONNY ENGLISH HERE, sit back and have a beer, and yes this is definitely a Mix that I did right here, What does thanksgiving mean?, If You ask me Nothing but a stuffed Turkey that your grandmother, made you come over, and eat that, BIRD, OUT, The word thanksgiving means the act of expressing or feeling thankfulness, In the mood to be spanked for less, In other words, it’s the act of giving thanks for what you’re grateful 4, This sense of the word is often used in a religious word,Turd, another words eating and sitting with a family who probably don't care for you, especially if you're a Jew, if you don't like this so far, then this poem is not for you, For example, a PLAYER, OF A THANKFUL,THANKFULNESS NEVER ENDING DAY, involves praying to THE SANDWICH GODS,AND SAYING, I RATHER EAT A SUB,SUBWAY, THE WEIGHT IS NOT LEANING YOUR Way,gratitude,OR GRAVITY, for the blessings in one’s life, insanity, To eat that BIRD AND YELL AT YOUR WIFE, The word thanksgiving is also used as the name of a national holiday, LIKE VIETNAM HAVING PTS,DAY,celebrated in the U,S and A, Canada,TO BROTHERS THAT HATE THERE LIFES, It’s officially known as Thanksgiving Day but is commonly just called,FUCK ME MAN, MY PANTS ARE TO SMALL, AND, I AM STARTIN TO GO BOLD,Thanksgiving, It is basically a humongous bird, which somebody in the family is most likely going to leave your house with a turd, floating in the bathroom, that you told them not to use, now you're like what the FUCK dude, in the U.S. on the fourth Thursday of November, that's when you can probably find that this city is completely out of order, and in Canada, soory, about this, I must take a piss, these guys are mostly pissed, because they missed, their only chance to reminisce, about the one time in Earth's history, that they had a movie named after them, you remember?, the Mighty Ducks, oh well I never claimed I pluck, I mean suck, I mean Canada is our little sister,AND THERE THINKING, WE WOULD FIST HER,but it's okay if she's on top, we'll still lick THAT LOLLY POP, TOP ORE bottom of that pot, holy shit this is getting hot, on the second THOUGHT LETS GET BACK TO WHAT GOD BROUGHT,OR JESUS CHRIST, Monday of October WAS THE NIGHT, Today, the Thanksgiving holiday in the U.S. is traditionally celebrated with family gatherings and a large meal, and there's always that one Uncle who likes to steal, take it from me I took this poem from Google, turned it on its side and now it's a fluke, Tipsy Turvy especially one that includes a roast turkey, Other traditional Thanksgiving dishes include mashed potatoes, a Xanax bar and some stuffing in the Car, are you following me so far,? dressing,stressing, pumpkin pie, who the hell was this guy?, who turn this into a national holiday, The association with eating turkey has led to the informal nickname Turkey Day, ORE SHOULD I DARE SAY,BIG BIRD FROM SESAME STREET,ONLY HIS FEELING THE HEAT,WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK YOU KIDS ARE EATING, and sometimes hide the pickle I might say, Example: A lot of people forget that Thanksgiving is not just a time for gathering and eating but for actual thanksgiving—acknowledging all of the things we have to be thankful for, well that's it another year pass by, and yet still you're eating Grandma-mom's pie, the difference is you probably had to replace a hip, you're overweight, ++++++MORE
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This is going to be a bonus before the next season Christmas cheers and New Year's tears it's going to be about the ups and downs of stuff like Christmas Thanksgiving and New Years. Well from my point of view so deal with it. Like always take care of yourself and one another.P.S my New Year's resolution is to keep doing whatever I did to you before because I'm still on this Rock flinging around the Sun at about 16MPS, we spend on an access around a 1000MPS and we're moving at speeds as a whole solar system unknown? Or maybe have an idea holy crap this is a long P.S so just to add on don't worry I'll throw some Christmas cheer in this episode.SO SORRY, JONNY ENGLISH HERE, sit back and have a beer, and yes this is definitely a Mix that I did right here, What does thanksgiving mean?, If You ask me Nothing but a stuffed Turkey that your grandmother, made you come over, and eat that, BIRD, OUT, The word thanksgiving means the act of expressing or feeling thankfulness, In the mood to be spanked for less, In other words, it’s the act of giving thanks for what you’re grateful 4, This sense of the word is often used in a religious word,Turd, another words eating and sitting with a family who probably don't care for you, especially if you're a Jew, if you don't like this so far, then this poem is not for you, For example, a PLAYER, OF A THANKFUL,THANKFULNESS NEVER ENDING DAY, involves praying to THE SANDWICH GODS,AND SAYING, I RATHER EAT A SUB,SUBWAY, THE WEIGHT IS NOT LEANING YOUR Way,gratitude,OR GRAVITY, for the blessings in one’s life, insanity, To eat that BIRD AND YELL AT YOUR WIFE, The word thanksgiving is also used as the name of a national holiday, LIKE VIETNAM HAVING PTS,DAY,celebrated in the U,S and A, Canada,TO BROTHERS THAT HATE THERE LIFES, It’s officially known as Thanksgiving Day but is commonly just called,FUCK ME MAN, MY PANTS ARE TO SMALL, AND, I AM STARTIN TO GO BOLD,Thanksgiving, It is basically a humongous bird, which somebody in the family is most likely going to leave your house with a turd, floating in the bathroom, that you told them not to use, now you're like what the FUCK dude, in the U.S. on the fourth Thursday of November, that's when you can probably find that this city is completely out of order, and in Canada, soory, about this, I must take a piss, these guys are mostly pissed, because they missed, their only chance to reminisce, about the one time in Earth's history, that they had a movie named after them, you remember?, the Mighty Ducks, oh well I never claimed I pluck, I mean suck, I mean Canada is our little sister,AND THERE THINKING, WE WOULD FIST HER,but it's okay if she's on top, we'll still lick THAT LOLLY POP, TOP ORE bottom of that pot, holy shit this is getting hot, on the second THOUGHT LETS GET BACK TO WHAT GOD BROUGHT,OR JESUS CHRIST, Monday of October WAS THE NIGHT, Today, the Thanksgiving holiday in the U.S. is traditionally celebrated with family gatherings and a large meal, and there's always that one Uncle who likes to steal, take it from me I took this poem from Google, turned it on its side and now it's a fluke, Tipsy Turvy especially one that includes a roast turkey, Other traditional Thanksgiving dishes include mashed potatoes, a Xanax bar and some stuffing in the Car, are you following me so far,? dressing,stressing, pumpkin pie, who the hell was this guy?, who turn this into a national holiday, The association with eating turkey has led to the informal nickname Turkey Day, ORE SHOULD I DARE SAY,BIG BIRD FROM SESAME STREET,ONLY HIS FEELING THE HEAT,WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK YOU KIDS ARE EATING, and sometimes hide the pickle I might say, Example: A lot of people forget that Thanksgiving is not just a time for gathering and eating but for actual thanksgiving—acknowledging all of the things we have to be thankful for, well that's it another year pass by, and yet still you're eating Grandma-mom's pie, the difference is you probably had to replace a hip, you're overweight, ++++++MORE
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