Curry fantasies, kiosks that don’t exist anymore, and absolute nonsense.

Episode 16 sees the lads bravely hand control of the podcast over to the public — with predictably disastrous results. Armed with Facebook questions and zero organisation, GLC tackle life’s big topics: curry orders when someone else is paying, crisps that gave you the shits, shower-time music, shell suits with missing limbs, and why Burberry absolutely hated them.🍛 Dream curry orders when Graham’s footing the bill🥘 Curry house politics: Mahin Spire vs Handpost Tandoori🚌 The true meaning of Kiosk 113 and where the other 112 kiosks went🥔 Rare crisps, oven instructions, and instant diarrhoea🚿 Shower-time music choices and practicing raps while washing your foul🎤 Songs the band love but don’t play live (and why that’s probably for the best)🕺 Welcome to Germany and the interpretive dance that cost them most of their audience🐶 Dogs vs cats, plus historic anti-cat propaganda in the NME🍺 Gigs ruined (or enhanced) by chemical enthusiasm🎪 Festival memories involving Red Stripe cans used as microphones🏨 A corporate gig, lost hotel rooms, drag queens, and promises that went unfulfilled🧥 Billy’s shell suit sleeves and the international sleeve-sharing agreement🍻 Who’s worst at drinking beer (and who can sleep holding a pint)🥪 The ultimate working men’s club buffet: prawns, mini Kievs, egg sandwiches and beige fear🧢 The fate of Fash, balaclavas, and ideas that never quite took off🚗 Why the car had to be destroyed and filmed🚌 Newport bus routes, pub crawls, and not helping pregnant women🛒 The middle aisle of Lidl: trainers, windcheaters, DIY tools and hidden dildos💿 Hidden tracks on GLC albums and how CDs used to mess with your head🛍️ Cwmbran vs Newport (spoiler: Newport wins, obviously)📻 A wholesome shout-out to the band RadioactiveBECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.