Cursed Minstrel's Deadly Song & Obsessed Astrologer's Cosmic Fall

Welcome back, true crime fanatics, to TRUE ASSASSINS PODCAST, the only show brave enough to drag the darkest deeds into the light! Get ready for another double dose of danger, ripped straight from the pages of Orlando Madsbrine's bone-chilling masterpiece, TRUE KILL! This week, we've got two tales so twisted, they'll leave you sleeping with the lights on!Episode 1: Melody of Murder - The Song That Sank a Town!Ever heard a tune so catchy it could kill? This ain't your grandma's lullaby, folks! This week, we dive headfirst into a village gripped by a sinister symphony. Picture this: a seemingly harmless travelling minstrel rolls into town, lute in hand, but what comes out of that instrument isn't folksy charm—it's a freakin' curse! One poor soul, a local named Erik, is the only one who smells the rotting musical notes in the air. He's seen this horror show before: the sweet sounds turning ordinary neighbours into bloodthirsty maniacs! Get ready for a wild ride as Erik races against the deadly decibels, trying to warn everyone before the whole place descends into a knife-wielding frenzy. But when the music hits its peak, all hell breaks loose! In a desperate move, Erik decides the only way to silence the deadly ditty is with a little… firepower! Will he succeed in turning down the volume on this homicidal hit single, or will the entire village become a permanent part of the minstrel's morbid melody? Trust us, you won't believe how this one ends – it's a real mic drop moment!Episode 2: Cosmic Carnage - When Your Horoscope Kills You!Next up, we journey from earthly evil to celestial stupidity! Meet Anton, a stargazing nutjob with a serious god complex. This ain't your average horoscope reader predicting a good hair day; Anton believes he can control the very fabric of fate with a little… human sacrifice! Yep, you heard that right. This lunatic is carving up victims based on their birth charts, thinking he's balancing some cosmic scales. Three poor souls have already bought a one-way ticket to the afterlife, all to appease Anton's warped view of the universe. Tonight's the grand finale, the ritual that's supposed to etch his will into the stars themselves! He's chanting, he's feeling the power… and then BAM! The universe decides to clap back in the most hilariously brutal way possible. Forget divine intervention; we're talking a full-on space rock smackdown! Anton's grand plan for celestial domination ends with him getting pancaked by a freakin' meteorite – the one cosmic event he completely missed while staring at his precious star maps! Talk about an astronomical blunder! Get ready for a tale of cosmic irony that proves the universe has a seriously dark sense of humour.#TrueAssassinsPodcast #TrueCrime #MurderMystery #DeadlyTales #Assassination #TrueKill #OrlandoMadsbrine #Podcast #CrimeStories #Mystery #Thriller #YoungAdult #TeenFiction #DarkStories #BloodPacts #Betrayal #RecklessHitmen #DaringKills #Madness #Curses #Minstrel #FatalMusic #Astrology #CosmicHorror #Irony #Meteorite #Fate #Obsession #Ritual This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit trueassassins.substack.com