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Ila, hello. How are you? What's with the shady hacker business? I'm trying to get back into poker head.
Poker head. Because Monday we're playing poker. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I should remind everybody at the top of the show here that.
So Monday evening around six will make the event so you can check on Sunday. Probably will put it up. But definitely by Monday morning. We'll be having our H3 celebrity poker tournament.
How exciting is that you guys? Everybody's going to be participating. We'll be broadcasting it right here for all to enjoy. And I'm so excited this poker arc has taken us all the way to having our own tournament.
Look at us. And it's very exciting. What a month and a half it's been. Another opportunity.
It's such a journey. Another opportunity for me to embarrass myself. So let's get up. It's great to see you.
A.K. every episode I do of the show. But that's okay. Well, what that means though is that we will not be doing an episode on Wednesday.
But we'll be moving that Wednesday episode to Thursday, which means we're not doing a member stream next week because we're doing a normal show on Thursday. No, I mean, when's I mean Thursday and then we're doing a normal show on Friday. So essentially just the Wednesday shows being moved to Thursday. Yeah, it's pretty simple.
I made it sound like a good Wednesday. Wednesday is being moved to Thursday. That's the suggestion. That's, thank you, Zach.
That's how I felt. But I didn't separate because there is cash on the line here for the poker tournament. Five thousand first three thousand second two thousand third. Wait, what?
I thought it was just one. What's what's the last? I was burnt. Sorry.
I was gassy. I thought there was just one. Right. We because I was like, well, we're just going to do it this way.
And he saw that. He's like, okay, fine. We'll do it your way. Oh, so it's five, three, two.
Wow. Oh my goodness. So there's money on the line. I've been taking up more seriously than others.
I'm not a preparation. Who? Olivia's been practicing. Oh, he's been practicing.
Love however, I have not been practicing. I don't believe that. I've been lying to everybody. Apparently there's some inner office drama.
But but but poker phase. But poker phase. He has been lying to everybody in the office that he's not been trying but has it through the grapevine that he's been playing four hours a day and watching World Series of Poker and every World Series of Poker since 1950. There's been some allegations thrown out and I just want to say I have definitely not watched any poker.
I haven't played anything on my free time. No. And completely clueless. Bring in the lie detector.
No. He's fine. Bring him. I mean, Ian's got it.
He's got to get involved in it. Here. Okay. Yeah.
I can pause. He was editing something. I'm sure. He popped the fuck off the other day.
I'm in the scene. He's kind of downplaying it. I know that you have it. Oh.
Well, because love is going on air talking about I'm going to try and be bad at poker. I'm intentionally not learning how to play poker. Did he say that? Yeah.
He said that on air. Yes. He said I'm intentionally not learning to play. That is the biggest lie.
Then I heard. Last week. He has been actually practicing every night. I told Ian in confidence after this is ours that I have been playing some poker on my free time.
Kind of it. But I called your bluff anyways. I will. That's right.
All credit goes to Ena. She called my shit. And you know, okay. We didn't become a problem until the conversation about the pact came for life.
Okay. So then there's a pact in the crew. Is it worth all the lie? So essentially go ahead.
Yes. This is your alliance. Yes. The first place five five K first place, three K second place, two K third place.
We initiated a pact where if we win, we share it with everyone who enters the pact. Essentially the clinics. The crew. Well, it turns out it's everybody but love.
Love refuses to join the pact. Oh, I'm thinking. Well, but I'm going to back up my boy love here. Yeah.
Because let me tell you guys love is already playing with y'all. Love is already started. The little sneaky. You started the game already.
So they told me about it and they said, because I said me, if me or you win, we're going to forfeit the money to the crew. And they said, well, who's and I said, my money, I speak for you about it. I speak for myself. My money goes to the pact.
I am hearing about the pact right now for the first time. I mean, yeah, I mean, my money's going to the pact because I'm a social. I'm not a social. Love me and you should make it back.
I'm not a socialist. I care about the people more than most. Sharing. Yeah.
Sure. I'm making a very social decision and I'm going full on. I mean, it's very generous of you as somebody who did not win cash so far. Okay.
I'm going to share the cash. All right. I'm going to fill out, dude. Am I going to knock there?
I'm going to stay on that. I'm going to stay up here. Aren't you? You win, you win.
That's it. It's not. You don't have to go there. I mean, it's just a fun game.
Excuse me. Well, I feel like I'm back in VR classroom again. So I'm being bullied. Why are you trying to downplay my accomplishment?
I'm not. I'm just a fun game. Ooh. I'm not trying to downplay, but you don't need to humiliate me.
Okay. I was just, you know, I just was just humiliated by my kids on yesterday's F. Facts don't care about your feelings. All right.
Well, I'm donating to this. Okay. Let me take this off. I'm talking to a poll in the chat.
What's the poll is love a sneaky little rat. No. No. We're not saying that.
I mean, the problem with love doing his own thing, but I'm saying if I'm win, the money goes to the past because if he's doing his own little thing and I respect the pact and I think it's a nice thought that everybody wins. So that way everybody gets like $1,200. But I want people to actually like care. Well, then that's what love introduces people.
People care. There was too many on your own. When you say that, it's like, oh, nobody wins. Nobody loses.
It's very beta. Okay. I don't get the money. Don't call me.
You're saying that if you win, you're going to split your winning money among the pact people, but not love. No. If he's at the pact, he doesn't get the money. Which I'm fine by.
Of course. That's how it works. Because imagine how it feels if he wins and then everybody gets, let me talk a little bit because there was too many unknowns when I was introduced to this pact. These people have been yapping it up all the time.
Okay. I was introduced to the pact and I was like, I've been practicing poke grabs by the likes of time. But there's two other players in this tournament. Yeah.
What if we do players? I'm not going to be able to play the pact in any way. Well, it kind of, then I've like teamed up and I lose anyway. I'm like, if they win, we don't get shit regardless, bro.
What do you mean? So let's, okay. So best case scenario, we all get 1.2k. Medium case scenario, Tana or Stein to get to the top and we get split.
Second and third. Why does that? 5k. Yeah.
Then we're down to 500 bucks and slightly below 50% of the times will only get 2k to split, which is 200 bucks. We had at least, we're going to at least guarantee if Tana and Stein to get disaster. Everyone gets 200 bucks. That's pretty sweet.
Personally, personally, everybody getting 200 bucks is not as exciting as one person getting either 2 or 3 or 5k. It is what it is. I mean, talk to them. Which each, anybody has a chance of winning.
You never know. Although, if I win, can I still gamble it before I dispose of it? No. Why you laugh about it?
It's my money. Tom has a statement to make of on the situation. He says, I vote love is a sneaky fuck. Whoa.
He demanded I read this on the air. By default, I agree. No, don't say that. Don't deny the allegations.
I respect your game and you've been practicing and you're in it to win it. That's admirable too. It's admirable. Don't be afraid.
It's actually every day. Every day. Why? Love is doing his homework.
He can be honorable about it. I can be honorable. I go to class. I've done the homework.
He could be honorable. I get peer pressure. Is he sharing the homework with the whole class? Exactly.
He doesn't have to. He doesn't have to make himself a little sneaky rat. Rat. I didn't even say that.
Love. I didn't even say that. Love. How much have you actually been playing?
No, exactly. That's over the line. That's something like a mouse. I didn't.
That was crazy, bro. I know. How much have you been playing? Be real.
Be real. How much have you been playing? Last night I fell asleep to the world poker tournament. Isn't it awesome watching it?
It's great. Relaxing. It's engaging. Do you have a favorite pro player?
No. My thing is I don't remember anything but I'm a very visual learning learner. I don't trust a word out of his mouth. I'm a very visual learner.
I don't know names of things. They've got rat up on you. That's fine. I don't want to say it.
I'm not going to be up in playing Call of Duty. It's not going to be a dance for money. Rats are exceptionally clever creatures. Rats are funny from rat hole.
I figured I'll bluff a little bit. I'm drawing on some fun. But now that this pack is so big, I'm feeling a little bit pressured here. It's a rat pack.
If I win. I'm not saying I'm going to win. I'm bad at poker. I just learned it.
But if I win, it's going to feel very weird and awkward. If you win or if everybody else wins, which is the most likely, everyone gets paid out. And you're like, okay, well I guess I'm just a bro player. No dude.
I'm in and out. I take a loss. Good. If I don't go into this pack and I lose, it's like, hey, that's the game.
That's the game. That's the game. You have a lot of support in the pack. I think you guys are so boring.
Also it's fair people don't get to play because everybody gets paid. Listen, it's just so not exciting. Like for one person to win $2,000 is a lot more than $200. They're packed.
Listen, I have less of an issue. I actually love his dominating the poll right now. He has the support of the people here. I mean it's what makes the game so exciting.
There's got to be something on the line. Sorry. They're fascist. They're also caring and fascist.
I guess there's a reason I moved from Sweden. I'm done with the socialism. I'm fucking capitalist now. The fuck socialism.
Don't even sit. Hold on. Don't even say that malicious lie about Sweden. No, I love Sweden.
Sweden is a capitalist paradigm. Maybe it is that's why I feel comfortable gambling because even if I lose all my money. I'll still have education. I'll still have elder care.
So you move back. Who wants to do that? Whoever wins can decide what they want to do with the money. If Dan wins, and you want to be the hero.
You're still from the pack. Are you serious? Are you serious? You know I understand the real profession of that.
Why do you introduce a little bit of what you want? He's already made an agreement with the pack. You're saying he's going to double cross the pack already happened. The pack is not what is that issue?
I'm insulted. Okay. Nobody even asked me about it. We just found out yesterday.
We're like a pack. What is this? We didn't even say we're officially in but the idea sounds like tempting. People are saying that I should.
You're more likely. I can't deport you love. You think we're going to take an armors? Well, and what?
Well, Leena is in the pack. I like the idea. I do. Are you stowing on the pack?
No, no. We just found out yesterday during our field trip. It sounds like the idea. It's a treat.
It's a treat. You haven't signed anything up. You're not married to that. Listen, let me explain.
The pack is not the heart of the issue here. If he doesn't want to participate in the pack, that is his prerogative. That's fine. It's the looking me in the eyes love.
In telling me, I'm not going to learn the game. I'm not going to learn the game. Over and over. And then finding out that that was a vicious one.
Okay. So let me defend myself a little bit here. The only one that the only people that can actually play poker in here is Elon Ethan, obviously. Well, we don't know that.
That has a game. Like it has a couple games under their belts and all that. Two scrimmages, bro. Yeah.
And Olivia. So there's three people in here who's played one. And what's the scrimmage? So, play two hands.
Like a crack. What was the full house? You sat down and you opened two hands. They were also open cards.
Like everybody could see. Well, it was a flush. And then what? And then what?
Plugs. Yeah. You know, we're going slowly and explaining the. So what's the best hand?
Poker face. I'm going to do the poker. You used the kind of state. The fifth.
So. Straight blush. All of that. Royal.
Wrong. On again. You're wrong. Yeah.
What's under. Oh, I'm sorry. You know, what's under a straight flush. You asked what's the top hand.
It is a straight flush. It is a royal flush. That's so absurd ridiculous. I agree.
Tell me about poker. But by the book, that's what the top. When you say what's the best pair? Do you say?
You say. No, you say. You say what's the three. That's what.
That's what. You say. Listen, listen to my logic. When you say I have three.
You know what she's talking about. When you say. Tell me the hierarchy of hands. You go.
Top card ace. Pair. Pair of aces. You're wrong.
It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It's just assumed that like if two people have a pair, of course, if. People have a straight flush.
Watch, Lina, the one with a higher card. The one with the higher card wins. When it happens to be a royal flush. They win for sure.
I have it safe. It doesn't matter. You can have the nuts of any hand. I have it safe from the first time going to play poker.
I kept memorizing the best hand ranking. I'm out of a one. I'm out of a one. Royal flush.
Wait. No. I'm out of the pack. What?
I agree with you. You don't say royal pair. You don't say royal. It's not like royal.
You don't say royal. It doesn't exist. What does it mean? It doesn't exist.
the royal flushes like the king of the hands. It's the best possible hand you can have. However, it's a straight flush. It is, but it's the best straight flush to have.
Right flush is second Ethan. You're right. It's the best for idiots. Okay.
Well, I'm trying to be too. I'm winning. Okay. Hold on.
Let me let me let you say. What's the best hand in poker? Yeah. Yeah.
Well, I'm showing it to you. I'm hoping you're saying what's the best specific hand or what we're talking about hierarchy of hand ranking of hands. The best hand is a fucking straight flush. No, that's second.
What's the difference between royal flush and straight flush, Kayla? Ace, king, queen, jack, then. And what's the difference between that and every other straight flush? So those are not higher.
And what's the difference between. I know what you're saying, but you're saying is I'm objectively right, but you're right. Yeah. In the way that nobody gets the shit about it.
The royal flush is the high. Everybody knows that. It's confusing to people. Makes them think that it's something else, but it's not.
It's a straight flush. You're right, but it's confusing to the others. I'm right. Stop right there.
You think you think you think you're beginning to learn. Okay. Let me ask you this. I says, why do you say royal flush when it's just a straight flush?
Great question. A royal flush is actually specific type of straight flush and poker. It consists of ace, queen, jack, then whatever. While straight flush would be any five consecutive cards with the same suit, royal flush is the highest possible hand.
So it's like a special super-reversion of a straight flush. Why specifically say that when listing the hierarchy of hands, it's confusing and you should do it. Howard? I see your point.
It'd definitely be confusing when it's done with poker hands. The distinction is important because the royal flush is the highest ranking one. Then why don't you say, why don't you say one pair and then pair of aces by the same logic? It'd be a royal pair.
A royal pair. Yeah, sure. You want to do that? Pair, royal pair.
Dream of kind. Royal, dream of kind. Full house, royal, full house. Listen, don't take it up with us.
That's what you're giving me. The world man. The name scheme doesn't make any sense. Doesn't make any sense.
You're not wrong. We did say that. But then what's all the hubbub? You said Lena is wrong and she's technically the most correct.
Here's this idiot robot finally came around. That's a solid perspective. The term one pair generally for any pair while specific pairs like pair of aces indicates the rank. It makes sense to maintain consistency in how we discuss hand ranking.
If we simplify it to just pair and specify if it's A's, it would reduce confusion. It's all about clarity and communication. Why is it being so nice? What did you tell it?
Did you give it some directive? No, no. I think it's still acting like a worn down employee. No, wait.
Ultimately it's biased because you are in your pain with catch-up-t. He worked for you. He's going to act with us. Hold on.
Ask him. He's going to give instructions. Okay. All right.
Oh my god. That was funny. It did. It worked.
We'll just do it down here. Hey folks. Here with your traffic report here on K-21. It's your friendly traffic reporter, Panaman Dan.
We've been doing so much East Coast. There was a very nice chat the other day that requested something. Look at that for the next traffic report. I'm on your time.
I'm going to pack love. Nice. Go on. Go on.
Good luck with the Royal Fucking. Tennessee baby. We're going on the Chattanooga Choo-Too today or not because man is it jammed up on the 24. Let's put it right.
It's a man. You can see in this corner here. Ethan semantics. Well, our Lady of Professional helped it.
Back up. That whole stretch running through town. It only really clears up once you get past G's all the way out in the transition to the 59 there. If you're heading up there towards Nashville, you might want to consider taking that back road.
You know what I'm saying? That's it for today. Ethan, back to you. Yo, it's producer Daniel listening to K-E-T.
This is all I hear when you do this. Hi, Ethan Klein, the host of the H3 Show. You're listening to K-E-E-101. K-E-101.
This is you, Dan. I'm just, he's doing a tornado siren. He's doing a bit. That's what you sound like.
Don't think I'm making fun of Frankie. I would never. I'm Frankie McDonald. Yeah, he's killing it.
I mean, you just sound like a siren. That's how fucking annoying it is listening. I don't really understand the comparison. He was doing the weather.
I do the traffic. You sound like a horn. Okay, guys. I'm just listening.
I know it's just like... You don't have tornadoes in the cloud. Wow. You don't even notice a tornado siren.
I don't have the weather. I don't do the weather. He's awesome. Hey.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey. How's Frankie McDonald? Yep, good much.
He's awesome. He's so good. Every Friday at school in Ohio we'll have tornado siren drills and it sounded literally just for like 30 minutes. He's pretending how it is..
This is actually performing correct because the way this*** signal would get louder is every five seconds because they would try to unleade across campus. This is exactly the fact that... Oh it does spin? Yeah...no.
I don't if it spins, but it's sound spins, so it'll get louder. This one really goes for an hour? That's spinning. On an hour 5 minute.
Is he? No way he does a high power. That's an interesting question. But I wonder if they just recuted it.
Yeah. Yeah. He's not wrong. The weather is really cool.
My brother's super into weather. I think this is. Wait, aren't you? You?
I'm not your brother. I'm just doing. I'm feeling the need for the people that you left wide to get open, like a gaping hole in a heart. Someone's heart.
That enough. Oh, where are we? What are we talking about? So anyway, shout out to.
So I guess the pact is in is in is in. It's in flux now. It's in the balance. Yeah.
You know what's happening. I'm drawing the rat pack. Actually, since I'm not playing, can I get the money if you win even? You have to pick a pact, my friend.
I'll pick your side. Where was I? You're on them on. OK.
OK. I do reserve to write to gamble the whole thing first. That's fine. That's fine.
You're part of a rat pack now. We do whatever we want. If I win, though, if I win, it goes to the pact. That sounds like freedom to me.
Oh, but where you get to choose whatever you want to do with your money. I'm curious. Is the union? Whatever you want to do.
Well, I haven't decided. If I win, I may want to split it with everybody just because I want to do that. But it's like it's like what you're going to join NATO and then be like, well, sure, defend me. But like, maybe I will.
I'm not going to defend me. Then don't join the pact. Then you can do whatever you want. I'm not joining the pact.
Then what's the problem? I'm joining a pact. So I'm obligated. And I fulfill my obligations.
Well, you're not, though, because you want to gamble it first. Well, I reserve that right. So you're not joining the pact. But the money goes to the pact.
Reserve that right. No, if you lose it, they get nothing. I get a special consideration because I'm not keeping any of the money. You're either giving it to the crew or giving it to the casino.
That is still not joining the pact. But also, but you guys stand to benefit if I put down whatever 5000 double at the 10. Then how happy are we going to be? A thousand in our pocket on the way home.
High fives. One sec here gave nice to see you. I wanted everybody's wearing the new Teddy Fresh Collection. I don't want to forget to give it a shout out.
Yeah. Stand up. Everyone with a silk. Hampshire.
I was going to wear it today, too. But I couldn't because of the green screen. But everybody's losing their mind over this silk. Yeah.
Hampshire. Let's see, Dan's got it on. This is our first time making a silk shirt. And I was a little scared to do it because it's more expensive.
That's got it on. So nice. And then we worked with this artist. Her mind is just amazing.
Yeah, her art is amazing. That's awesome. I fucking love this shirt. Yeah.
It really drapes. It has a wonderful drape. Vapirite. Zach's wearing it.
Nate's wearing it. Denali. He's wearing it. That's a Panama Dan, actually.
You could address me as a Panama Dan. And that's kind of the stand out there. Everybody loved it. Can I say, Dan and Zach stole my flow?
I came with this shirt on. And then they got theirs later. And Nate. That right.
I'm saying. Nate, this is my style. It always has been that's true. He got a lot of things to learn around here.
And I stole my flow. No, well, I mean, Zach. Baka Parn. Zach has a point.
Chill, dude. Actually, can you share the story? Where were you wearing it, too? And you got compliments?
Oh, I took it to my best friend's baby shower. And he loved it a lot. He was like, man, that's a cool looking shirt. What do you get?
What? You get a what? Yeah, you want to know. To separate the baby or celebrate the baby's birthday?
Sure. You'd love it. Every time I wear it, Teddy Fresh, he's like, why don't you get me some? What's the baby's name?
They don't know the gender yet. So everybody's stuck to the baby shop. Oh, right. All right.
That was crazy for a second. You can do it, baby. You thought that was like some new age thing? Yeah, like poor water.
Maybe I haven't decided to do that. This is really cool. Puffer jacket with the mirror ears. Yeah.
Oh, that's cute. Yeah, that's nice. I'm wearing that purple or black version of the purple shirt. Yeah.
I'm not a favorite. Probably my favorite Teddy Fresh shirt ever. Oh. Oh, yeah.
This one's a bad ass shirt. Check it out. It's a fucking skeleton. Dude, that's so cool.
I love that art. Thank you. That was a different artist. We will tag the artist when we post on Instagram.