Don't raw dog tortillas

All aboard another glorious spiral down the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 — we’re back and barely holding it together! Marissa returns after last week’s family emergency (everyone’s okay, but our nerves? Not so much). This week, the ladies go off about people committing culinary war crimes and calling it “Mexican food,” a fed-up employee’s final straw moment at work, and—our personal favorite—the sheer audacity of asking someone to use their house for your wedding… and then not inviting them to it. Spoiler alert: we would’ve slapped the bridezilla with a raw tortilla.