Hi guys. Welcome to today's episode of off the Rails. In our previous episode we talked about how there's people who do what's called shifting when they can will themselves into the world of Harry Potter for real not imagination. They're really there in Hogwarts.
So today I'm going to be using the Ravenclaw method to shift myself into the world of Harry Potter. I have the crew here who's going to be giving me positive affirmations that I am into a wizard which I know I am and eventually hopefully this is going to end up with me having a sexual encounter with Hagrid. That's the goal here folks. So that being said, let's get on shifting.
Boys and girls watching you boys but girl everybody watching. The Raven method involves laying in a starfish position and counting 100 usually with subliminals playing or with positive affinishes said between numbers. All right, let's do. Let's start the ceremony guys.
Alright, here we go. I'm just going to relax do what we're doing just. You're a wizard and like what are we? I don't know.
You're a wizard. You can use magic is real Ethan, you're wizard. One, two. Ron Weasley.
Ron Weasley. Draco Milfoy. Milfoy. David Copperfield.
Can you guys maybe just try like I'm trying to do a hair Potter while you talk about David. He can't do Abracadabra. Can't do it. Can you guys try a little harder?
Gandalf's pretty good. He's a good character one. You're a wizard. You're a wizard.
You're a wizard. You're a wizard. 86, 89, 83, 95, 96, 97. Oh my God.
Oh I can't believe it. I'm in Harry Potter. Is that Dobby? Come over here Dobby.
Oh my goodness. It's so nice to see you. Hello. You don't talk.
Hi. Oh, that sounds a lot like love but wow. It looks just like Dobby. I can't believe.
Oh my God. Is that the Hogwarts Express? Dobby, come right on the Hogwarts with me. The Hogwarts Express.
Yes. This is a. I've shifted. Let's go Dahvie.
Let's go to Hogwarts for the Hogwarts Express, baby. He's gonna fucking kill himself. Jesus. Jesus.
Dah that stop. Listen. Look, that's Baltimore. You had a chance to kill Hitler as a baby.
Would you take it? I would. Baltimore. We Got it.
We got him. We did it. D We did it. D We did it D We did it.
D We saved popcorn. Get the. Off my. At what cost, dummy?
At what cost are we doing what? Oh. Ha. I saved Hogwarts.
Just let me smell your armpit. What the. Where am I? What is all this?
Lovebot. What happened to you? Lovebot, how did this happen to you? Oh, Dan.
Dan, you can fix him, right? Always happy to be with his friends. Just D. No, no, no, don't say that.
Lovebot. Such a beautiful face. No, dad, can you fix him? No robot.
No robot. Hey. It's off the rails. We're back.
Totally off the rails, as usual. Today's episode is sponsored by BESPOK and Upstart Love. Are you okay? He's fine, you know, he's fine.
He's indestructible. I'll tell you what, that love is pretty hardy, though. It's no gasy, but it's already taken a good amount of punishment. Yeah, it seems to be in good working order.
Oh, yeah. So what? I shifted, you guys. I was able to achieve shifting and, you know, it was everything they said it would be in more.
I killed Voldemort. I had a sexual experience with Hagrid where his cock filled, like, the whole cabin. We left that part out. He got it, but yeah, it was too weird.
30 seconds. It got pretty weird in here. He filled the whole cabin. The roof fell off, was blasted off, splinters everywhere.
But I was enveloped and. It's cock meat. Like a blanket of cock meat. Haggards.
Yeah. People thought. When I was describing Hogwarts, Hagrid's growing penis, people thought that I was really into fan fiction. Is fan fiction really like that?
Don't play dumb. Do they really talk like that? Like, his company grew and blew off the cabin and I was enveloped in it. Anal sex.
I'm not super. I'm not super deep into the world of fan fiction myself either, but I thought I was being over the top. Here's the comments if you guys don't believe me. Ethan's Hagrid shifting fanfic was way too detail.
I know he's done it before. Not gonna lie. The Draco fanfic. And Ethan's voice is probably the most unsettling thing on the planet.
Yeah, well, basically the actor who plays Draco, Tom Felton, is a fan of Teddy Fresh. Vis a vis, anything's possible. Draco. Hold on.
Yes, in my fancy, it's Dra. Ethan putting English college to good use of that Harry Potter Fanfiction. Thank you. That's a compliment.
This second kid is going to go back and watch this expecting something wholesome just to be as blessed by Harry Potter fanfics. What is that referring to? To your second child on the way. Because the episode that the pregnancy was announced.
So it's kind for posterity that they might go back and watch it and they're just going to see their dad ramping about haggard's dick for 20 minutes. That makes sense. Yeah. I wonder what the kids are going to think about this.
I mean it's just interesting to think that they're going to have all this content to tap into. Right? Yeah. Yeah.
I mean they won't care or be interested because usually for kids don't. They're not. Maybe not the kids or teenagers, but maybe later in life. You don't think so you think they'll respect me?
What I've done with my career? You know Hagrid, we'll find out. Don't you want to lay in bed in a blanket? Hagrid's giant wizard cock.
We actually have a caller on Discord who reached out to me who had some firsthand experience with shifting. And hey, we have a shifter. Yeah, and it's not just any shifter you're going to be. Put them on.
Really impressed. I have so many questions. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Joseph Robinette Biden.
Robinette. Robin Ette. Robinette. Joseph.
Joe. Folks. Man, look. Here I am.
Man. Look at your bomb dollar. I know about. About shifting, man.
Wow. So tell me about your experience with shifting. How the President of the United States is a shifter. That's awesome.
Look, look. I'm a huge Potterhead. I shifted ones into that there they Hogwarts. And I got the opportunity.
I got her Mini Granger. I smelled her hair and one of the best memories. Wow. You want to confess that right now that you shifted just to smell her mom's hair?
That's a little bizarre. Her hair is luscious. Luscious locks, man. Look.
And I remember passing the crime bill back in 94. That was another. Another one of my favorite memories, man. Okay, the crime.
Well, okay, cool. In Harry Potter or in real life? Because I'm confused now what you're talking about. Folks, this is.
This is a real. It's a real world. Real world with wizards. Oh.
Oh, okay. Does Jill know where he. Joe. Maybe he's shifting right now.
Joe, are you okay? Yeah. Okay, so you want to tell me about your shifting experience? Kind of like how did You.
How did you get involved in shifting? What did you do when you were shifting? Yeah, yeah, sure. Sure thing, fatso.
Fats. What? Ethan, that's rude. I know.
I know 1, 2, 3 or 4 about shifting, man. Look, when I shift my 52 Plymouth Cran book up to 65, all the birds do a soda Found soiree down by Don Levy's cattle crow's nest. All right, thank you, Joe. I don't.
He's. I don't think he knows Joyce Randolph. You can cut him off. Okay, I'm sorry.
Joe. Joe. Thank you. Thank you for your contribution.
Joe Biden. Well, we did get that he smelled Hermione Crane's hair, but everything else was intelligible. Wow. Joe Biden shifter.
You think Joe Biden has something better to do than call our show Pandemic? There's, like, you know, there's like, so many problems in this country. Watching Harry Potter shifting Tik Tok. Not sure.
Yo, you guys got to see this. So y' all remember there no such thing as a coincidence. That great meme from Tik Tok. In fact, let me show it to renew your guys's memory.
Let me find it. There's no such thing as a coincidence. Here it is. There's no.
All right, so cut in. Okay. All right. You guys remember this guy?
He goes, there's no such thing as coincidence. We're energetically aligned. And he just talks about some random. Here no such thing as a coincidence.
The fact that you're watching this video means you are energetic. Aligns with me and Aquiferians. Aquiferians, Mermaids. So he uses the fact that I'm watching the video being such a coincidence that whatever he says is true.
It was great. It was a great meme. Okay, We've learned recently that there may not be such thing as a coincidence. He was right.
He was right. There's no such thing as a coincidence. Yo. Okay, this is such a deep rabbit hole.
Trisha Paytas with the no such thing as a coincidence guy in a video from 2016. Now, this gets even crazy. Okay, no such things as a coincidence. And then guess who's this girl?
That's the other. That's the girl we were talking about like an episode or two ago. She was the 16 year old, Courtney Stodden. Yeah.
Who was married to, like a 50 year old or whatever. She was married to the fifth year from the Green Mile, the shitty guard. How is this possible? That everything comes connected?
Dude, we are energetically aligned. This is insane. The fact that Trisha did a video with him and Courtney's daughter in 2016. Means there's no such thing as a coincidence.
There's no such thing as a coincidence. Wow. There's no such thing as a coincidence. I wonder if Harry Potter shifts.
Does that blow your guys' mind? This is insane. Yeah. When I saw that somebody posted on the subreddit and I was.
I was flabbergasted. I thought it was just. They were just goofing at first and was like, oh, this guy just looks like him. But if you look at the Instagram account, it's the same guy.
William Knight, I believe it's. And then the weird thing, too, is like, we go, oh, another such thing as coincidence guy. That's crazy. But then we watch the video.
Oh, my God. That's also Courtney stuttered, or whatever her name is we just talked about. Are you sure this is the same guy? He looks so different.
It's the same guy. Holy shit, bro. We are so energetically aligned. There's no such thing as a coincidence.
I literally. We are so energetically aligned right now. How did this happen, bro? The fact that you've watched this video of me reacting that right now means that the government is gonna put out a classified, they're supposed to classify thing this month of UFOs, and all the UFOs are gonna be Trisha Paytas.
All the aliens are Trish Paytas. No such thing as a coincidence. There's no such thing as a coincidence. How is it that Trisha Paytas isn't literally everything?
She's been everywhere. There's no such thing as a coincidence. There is no such thing as a coincidence. Trisha Paytas was pictured.
This is gonna blow your mind. If I can find my cursor. This is gonna blow your mind. Trisha Paytas was pictured at the assassination of jfk.
There's no such thing as a quint on the grassy. All this right here. Explain that. We're energetically lying.
She may have been. I mean. I mean. What the.
Just your paytas without the O.J. simpson trial. Did you know that? There's no such thing as a.
There is no such thing as a coer. Energetically aligned. She looks like she's had a good time. She's.
Yeah, she's having way too much fun. This is a serious situation. There's no such thing as a coincidence. Got to know that.
Music's too loud. Trisha Paytas was in India with the Beatles, apparently. Wow. Didn't expect that one.
There's no such thing as a Coincidence. Yeah. She fits right in, bro. Trisha Paytas has been everywhere.
She's been on every show and in every reality. Trisha Paytas was at the Muhammad Ali of this picture. Whatever. This was round one.
Jesus. Wow. She's energetically lined everything. What if Trisha is literally like the common thread in the whole universe?
Like she is string theory. She ties all the universe together. Yeah. She's like the God particle.
Trisha pays was at Ten Square Massacre and she's posing. She's like, cheers. She's like, cheese. There's no such thing as a coincidence.
This is insane. I cannot believe what I'm saying. Trisha Paytas at the Titanic taking a cannonball. That's just inappropriate.
There's no such thing as a co. This is just not taking the situation seriously. Yeah. There's a tragic event.
There's no such thing as a coincidence, though. Trisha Paytas. What the is this? That's Vladimir Lenin with.
In the Russian Revolution. She was at the Russian Revolution. She's a communist comrade Vladimir Putin. I cannot believe this was with Abraham Lincoln during the Civil War, ladies and gentlemen.
Wow. Even though she doesn't seem to know what the Civil War is, she was there. Yeah. She didn't learn.
She didn't stop playing that much. Oh, my God. She filmed an apology video on the moon. That is outrageous.
I cannot believe this information. I have a lot of questions. She was at the Last Supper. Holy.
Wait, she's Judah. Isn't that Judas? That's where Judas at? I.
I don't know. Holy. I cannot believe what I've learned about Trish. Baby.
There's no such thing as a coincidence. That tripped me out. So we had to do a whole thing about it. I gotta ask her about this.
It seems like she's in a sexual relationship with that girl especially. They're just. They're just being girls, really. On a night out.
I don't know. I don't. I don't make out my homies like that. Maybe I should start.
I don't know. It looks like she's trying to. If I'm just interpreting what I'm looking at. Gotta ask her about this, man.
I'm gonna come anyway. So there's some head. So we've got quite a show here coming up. We've got Andrew Callahan, formerly from All Gas, no Breaks, calling in a little bit to discuss his new channel.
Basically, it's a really interesting story behind his departure from All Gas, no Breaks, the show that we love, and his establishing of Channel 5. So looking forward to that. And until then. Did you get.
I'm having a hard time. This is a big drama on YouTube. Minecraft Drama Dream is this Minecraft YouTube speedrunner who's like catapulted to fame. If you go to his channel here.
Gosh, he has 22 million. I feel like he just got started like a year ago. 23 million subs. Just watching my algorithms get crushed.
Right. And he's got these Minecraft videos that have like 30 to 90 million views. I'm not putting a value judgment. I don't know anything about Minecraft.
I'm not saying, like, oh, this content is super, you know, I don't know. Clearly it's good. People love it, you know? Do any of you guys know anything about Dream?
I was aware of him just because his presence on the Internet is kind of hard to avoid. I think he's been big. I think he's been growing for a while. You know, it wasn't just recently.
Although I agree. I feel like I just heard about him. Yeah. In the last year.
It seems like he's really just everywhere. Hold on. His oldest video, I don't think he raced. But his oldest video is from one year ago.
He must have erased. I'm going to social play for that channel right now. And it was created in 2014. So at least the channel's been around for a lot longer than that.
This time last year, he had just over 2 million subs. Wow. So in one year's time, he's gained 21 million subbies. Right.
So the guy, he's apparently this Minecraft savant who's been like breaking records and doing all this crazy shit. But like, what's interesting to me is that he's been accused of cheating quite a bit. And he's gotten into. There's like.
It reminds me of the King of Kong. You know, this documentary where pretty similar. It's. It's like all these people get into it about Donkey Kong.
Who has the top record. Someone's accused of cheating. It's all. This is so dramatic, but it's so entertaining.
So Love has been in a dispute with the Minecraft mods. You just said Love has been Dream. Yeah, Love. What?
You said love. I didn't realize you were. I haven't cheated in Minecraft this far. I know.
That's literally what Dream said. What is with Love Screen? What's with. Yeah, so he's been accused of cheating by like the mods.
Okay. Of the Speedrun website. And he. And then he even.
He went so far to prove that he's not cheating, that he hired some Harvard mathematician to write proofs about how he's not stealing. And. And it's boiled up to the point where. Dude, here, let me.
It's. It's. I cannot believe the drama of all this. Let me show you guys first of all, some of dreams world records because I don't even know what the this is.
Well, it's not. It's not a world record, but what does it mean to speed run Minecraft? Well, Minecraft has a. Has an end, right?
I guess. I mean most people play it in a very kind of just like open way where you just kind of do whatever you want. But. But there is.
There is an actual game to it. Well, when I was playing there was no game, but I guess now they added shit where like there's. You have to get to the ender dragon and kill the ender dragon, right? Yeah.
And it's a speedrun to do that. Okay, I see. So yeah, here it is. Let's watch the big moment.
He's gonna take out that speed winter dragon, boys. Crafting, picking. Yes. Let's get it.
Thanks though. We got a stone axe on deck. Let's go. I guess it feels really long here.
Yeah, we had a timestamp to the end. I'm not sure what happened to that. It's just kind of chaotic. There you go.
That was the end right there. Oh, he just dynamite him or something. Yeah, Using some like exploit, you know, like my Speedrun. Let's go.
Okay. You got your. Oh, really? Yeah.
Knowing what we know now? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Oh my God.
I'm so poppy, but I'm so mad. Dude, that would have been world record. That could have been world record. I had insane luck.
Oh my God. Okay, so he says insane luck. So these mods have been crunching the numbers being like the. The amount of luck you get is impossible.
In short, like in a random number generated world, it's. It's impossible. Here's a video of them calling them out here. Let's see.
Let's take a look at dreams odds. This isn't exactly a good look across six streams. Dream Bar 262 times and get 42 pro traits which when plugged into the formula comes in at 1 in 177 billion. So these guys crunch the numbers are like this is just mathematically impossible.
And then dream instead of being like, yo, you guys got me, whatever. He goes out of his way. He like wages war on these mods. They're like These small community mods.
He accuses them of like lying and trying to like defame him and shit. I mean the cloud chasers like anybody who anything about anybody on the Internet. Here's my 1.16 run was just rejected after research due to it being too unlikely to verify the video was made by head Mod and YouTuber Geosquare using my name and clickbaitings bro. He's so I got easy views.
He's literally calling the clutches. Let's go. The problem is with this talking about this dream guy is that he has like very scary dedicated fans bro. This is like some.
This is like giving me flashbacks to bts. This is. You don't want to have across dream fans, bro. I mean the dream fans are.
The dream fans are pretty intense but nothing compared to army so. Oh really? Army Strong love BTS by the way we love BTS bro. Never die, never surrender BTS.
BTS forever. Oh my God. Anyway, this guy YouTuber GE Square who now he's shitting on. He's a small time youtuber as he said using my name to get easy views.
Definitely response to bs Currently have multiple mods messaging me that they believe the vertical is bias and they might quit the muntin. What kind of investigation was this? Well anyway of course these guys were right as he showed it was like 1 in 77 billion chance that he gets so lucky on a speedruns to get like the he gets and this guy was so dedicated to proving his innocence he had a Minecraft statistician or an Harvard statistician write an extract look at this bro. Are you kidding me?
How is this not King of Kong? This is a 17 page even longer things like 19 pages something like that. What is this report? This word is discussion Minecraft speed or a dream?
During live stream of speedrunning attempts on the Minecraft 1.16 random seed glitches experience very low probability events over seemingly specific lengths of time. Extremely rare events pique our interest and we can require an explanation the purpose of deciding whether dreams be eligible for official leaderboards. So he hired this guy, commissioned him, wrote this whole scientific grab some he's like the is this bro, this has got to be a documentary. This is some King of Kong for sure.
Look at this section 6.1 Binomial distribution for Blaze rod drops 6.2 Probability evaluation for elder elder pearls Ender pearls. I can now calculate the probability of receiving the number of successful trades of Dream six streams in question. I was like whoa bro, this is insane. Blaze Rod probability We got curves, we got Ender pearl boost amount vs ender pearl plot by photo execut I don't know bro.
I mean look at this. Have you. I've never seen video games taken to this level before. Let's go.
So at any rate, God, I mean, wow. This, this is insane. We got maths and everything, man. So here you go.
Okay, now it comes out that apparently people started calling into question this scientist who he hired. This is an astrophysicist that graduated from Harvard to prove that he didn't cheat. In a 19 page report detailing why he didn't cheat and why the accusations of Geo Square was wrong. Here's Jim talking about why he hired this astrophysicist.
This is amazing stuff you guys. Come on. Even if you're not in Minecraft, which I'm not at all. Yeah, me neither.
But this story is so good. Professor with a PhD that graduated from Harvard that's actually a practicing astrophysicist that is an expert in statistics and astro statistics. After reaching out to expert, he insists that he was going to do this analysis that I must agree to release his findings regardless of if they look good or they look bad, knowing that I'm innocent. I agree the Monty is a group of respectful people, but they're also and a group of volunteers, so it's hard to fault them for making stakes compared to a full time professional with a specific expertise and field like this.
After extensive research of the mods math and the logic reason behind this math, the expert found that the math was off. Okay, so yaddy. So now people are going over this astrophysicist math and being like yo, you made a bunch of errors. And then when this guy started getting heat from people, apparently he just disappeared, right?
It dipped. He just was like bro, what did you get me into? Which is kind of what I'm wondering what I'm getting myself into. Oh yeah, Leave DREAM alone.
So these are the small time mods who he's shitting on calling liars, by the way, Minecraft, Speedrun this, You know they've got, let's see, 4,500 followers on Twitter. You know that he's beefing with this guy with 23 million subs, right? Following the report released by Photo Execute Excitation that was commissioned by Dream, numerous qualified sources have examined the math and found considerable flaws both in the methodology and accuracy of calculations. Our team has compiled a short response addressing the claims and the critique.
This response attempts to clarify original statement as well as critique the math in the Report. We continue to stand by the conclusion that there's no feasible legitimate way. Dream experienced his rates in the October 16th speedrun attempt. Amazing, Amazing.
Look at the top comments, by the way. Top comment is Dream did not cheat. Not because of his position, but statistically, poss speaking. There's always a chance.
There's always a chance. There's no such thing as a quincer. Yeah, I mean I know that. What's the chance that Trish was in a flood with both those people?
There's always a chance. There's no such thing as a quote. I love this like this like 15 year old is trying to do like trying to argue with like mathematicians, bro. There's always a chance.
If we use the lottery for example, the chances are absolutely slim. But there are so many different probabilities. But it isn't impossible. Here's another one.
Jesus, you got to leave him alone. Let him have his speed run. No feasible ways. Basically saying impossible.
Yeah. So there you have it. Now I don't know what exactly prompted Dream to put this out, but now he recently just fessed up to. He made a statement being like, yeah, I fucking cheated.
What prompted him to do that? You know, that's a good question. I guess maybe just mounting pressure from people pointing out that all of his arguments don't make any sense. I mean in retrospect, you know, now that we know that he did cheat and that these mods were right, I mean of course he cheated.
Like I said, it was like a 1 in 17 billion chance that this happened. It's like, I'll tell you, it's so obvious to people that understand the games if things are appearing like way too stiff. You know, there's a really interesting story. I used to play a lot of poker in college and there was people playing poker who had super admin access.
And these guys who play poker on high level are like brilliant mathematicians. And they started noticing like this guy is winning way too often and something doesn't add up. So they started crunching this random person's numbers. They played, they sit at the table with him and then analyze his hands over like 10,000 hands.
And they could show very clearly on a chart that the, the amount of hands he was winning and the plays he was doing compared to other pros was like way off the charts anomal. And that's how they caught this guy. It was like this huge scandal back in the 2000s that somebody from like the Poker Stars team was playing high level poker with the Super Admin account and These mathematicians, this is what they did with dream Drawn. Just dream.
Is this guy, right? The King of Kong guy? Yeah, you gotta watch the King of Kong. This needs to be dream.
That is an honest. He doesn't show his face. So I don't know. You wouldn't be able to involve him, I guess.
This was the villain from King of Kong. He had all the records. And it turns out he got like all this horse rub for cheating. So, you know, I cannot find my fucking cursor, okay?
So for some reason, he put out this statement and immediately deleted it. Like, this guy is just kind of. Bro, I don't understand this dude. Basically, he says, it's a really long post and kind of.
I. When I first read this, I thought it was like, ironic. I was like, is this serious? Like, I feel this is something important to talk about.
I've been very withheld for a while about it and just decided I'd probably best just let it out. I can feel relaxed a little more. So we very long read, yada yada. Oh, he goes, I'm writing this in my bathtub at 4am on my phone, so forgive my mistakes.
He wrote this on his phone? Come on, you expecting Glee? Wrote this on your phone in his bathtub. I can't lift you.
I don't believe anything he says. No. Back in November 2020, I, for the first time since 1.16, I released, I decided to try a Speedrun and get a decent time. My goal was to get faster than 25 minutes, which was a pretty good time and fairly obtainable.
Yada, yada, yada. It's so fucking long, you guys. Yeah, we definitely don't need the whole thing. Oh.
What he ends up fessing up to is that he does have a mod installed. And yeah, they changed the drop rates just like everybody said from the beginning. And he said, oh, I didn't know. He's like, I just.
He said, I just changed the drop rates because it would save me time from having to start new games every time. Well, specifically, to give his argument a fair shake, what he's saying is that he didn't think the mod that he had installed affected the Speedrun. So he knew it was installed, but he had it installed for his other content because he doesn't just do speedrunning. He's just like a general.
I'm sorry, but you understand the game as good as he does. You understand? Absolutely. I think he's full of shit.
But this is just. This is what he's saying is that, like, it's so if he has this mod installed to make these rare items drop, way more common. It's so obvious when you're playing. It's working or not.
Yeah, come on. Yeah. So obvious. Well, he's just getting lucky.
That's what he said in the. At the end. I got so lucky. You know, it's funny.
And he gets an argument with other people where they're like, there's no possible way to get that lucky. And he's like, I don't know. There's a chance. There's always a chance.
Hell, yeah. You know, I had a physics teacher in college. He goes, you know, there's a chance that you could just fall through the Earth because the molecules just align. It's like a one in a couple billion chance, but there's a chance, so anything's possible, right?
I wish I had some choice passages from this. Was there anything funny worth talking about in this? The fact that he's riding in the bathtub is probably the funniest part. At 4am, dick in hand.
Yep. Hey, guys. I just beat off a quick one and I'm feeling really relaxed, soaking in my own filth. I'm typing this on my cell phone, so please.
Ooh, baby. No, no, no, no. There is kind of a fanfic about dream. Even though it shows face.
You got that, corpse husband. There they go. I'm soaking in a bathtub. Oh, God.
I just wipe. I just clean my ass. I don't ever. I'm in the bathtub singing poop.
It's jizz. I can't believe. Oh, yeah. So anyway, I just thought.
I thought the whole story arc was super interesting how he, like, hired this mathematician, relentlessly attacked these board mods, who were right in the end. Right. We're noting, too, that. And I won't necessarily put this on him, but we were alluding to his rabbit fan base.
This is part of his. Those mods were getting, like, just horrible death threats and sent to them by, you know, his supporters and everything. Because, yeah, they were right. Those poor guys.
So you would think that his fans would be pissed, like, oh, my God, we defended you and you cheated this whole time. After all this back and forth and drama. Here's the. Here's the.
If I'm being honest, I don't care. You cheated. I like watching your content for fun, and many other people do. I like you said you were never a professional speedrunner.
You only did for fun, bro. You hired a mathematician. What's fun about that? You literally went and Bihar and Made this whole hub about how you got a Harvard educated PhD dissertation.
I need that clout. That guy could have been working on something important and he's writing papers about speedruns that were faked. You know what I mean? We don't have very much Ph.D.