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This is Tiffany Black, aka One Modern Monster. And I have this little thing for you. Open weight, weight quiz. Okay, here's weight, weight quiz.
From NPR and W.E.C. Chicago, it's the Weight, Weight Quiz. It's me, your old pal Bill Curtis. And here's your old host, Peter Siegel.
Thanks Bill, let's play Lightning Fill in the Blank. You fill in blanks with answers. And if you get five right every week, you will be entered into a drawing to win a prize. Ready to play?
Yes. Hey, we're hitting the road this week. So here's a quiz about cars, roads, and everything. Oh, no.
Room, room. Maybe he wants to steal a Coke in a town in Manitoba. People leave their car doors unlocked so residents can safely escape from blank encounters. There.
They leave their doors unlocked for polar bear protection. Nice. Free car. That's a good idea in Wisconsin roads are de-iced using leftover brine from making blank.
There. Roads are de-iced with leftover cheese brine. Out of the way, it's a jerk emergency. Wealthy Russians avoid traffic by hiring $200 an hour luxury blanks.
Bicycles? They hire luxury ambulances to speak traffic. Oh, la la. Fancy.
I'm driving in an imaginary box for eight years, the mayor of Bogota, Colombia hired a blank to ridicule bad drivers. Comedians? That's right. Mine.
I'll ridicule you, mine. Out of my way. Even though me. It really is so effing loud since the mid-1960s car blanks are all in the key of the car.
All in the key of F. Corn. Car horns are in the key of F. That's my favorite key.
Other than my house key, of course. Bad dog after tires from a store were stolen. They only got a guard dog which was later blanked. Killed?
His dog was stolen. Nice doggy. Too nice. Well Bill, what's the score?
Well, you got one right. That's pretty bad. I don't know what else to say. Audio medallions are awarded each month when you don't miss a quiz.
Collect all 12 and get a special treat. If you're not ready to play a game with us next week, just set up notifications and your smart speaker will let you know when we have a new quiz ready for you. Do you want to learn how to set up notifications? Yes.
Two new notifications. We need to get permission to get to the end of your laptop. That was fun. Hey Bill, can we play again with them next week?
Pretty please. I'll have to ask my mom. But I bet she says yes. Alright, so we know how smart I am about cars and roads now.
Anyways, hope y'all have a nice day. Feedback comments demos. The.com podcast at gmail.com. Freecast.fm.