Dot to dot A new skill every day In five minutes Hey guys, today we are looking at Joke Bloke It's a skill that brings us jokes from the Daily Star Which is a newspaper here in the UK The one you just told me there is how can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator One you'll see in a while, and the other you'll see later Oh there, it's a open joke bloke Here's a joke from Johnny Middlethwaite of Brighton Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back Luckily I was the one facing the telly Tell me another Here's a joke from Dino How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler Nice, another? Here's a joke from Lisa MC I took the shell off my racing snail to make him go faster Sadly, I think it's just made him more sluggish Another Here's a joke from Dog Lips Atheism's a non-profit business Nice, another? Here's a joke from Huey of Birmingham I went into the butchers today and asked for some tripe He just handed me the box, set of Love Island Another Here's a joke from Bruce Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the sea?
If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat Another Here's a joke from Erica Brighton What is the difference between capitalism and socialism? Under capitalism, man exploits man Under socialism, it's the other way around Another Here's a joke from Stu A man walks into a library and orders a hamburger The librarian says this is a library The man apologizes and whispers I'd like a hamburger, please Stop Goodbye from the Daily Star Sunday joke bloke Man, there were some class jokes in there Really, really good Cool, thanks guys Bye Feedback, comments, demos The dot-to-dot podcast at gmail.com Recast.fm The dot-to-dot podcast at gmail.com The dot-to-dot podcast at gmail.com