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EPISODE · Sep 17, 2020 · 5 MIN

DTD1329: Zen Meditation

from Dot to Dot - the daily 5min Alexa demo show

Test the zen-enducing properties of today's ambient sound skill to the very limit by simultaneously enduring some of my terrible bee jokes. Feedback, comments, demos pleas to ✉️ [email protected] 👍 You can also support the show with a tap at www.glow.fm/dottodot - please consider doing so and become an official Dot to Dot 🌟

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Hey guys, today it's another skill to help us relax. In fact, I feel increasingly this one is called Zen meditation. And this is all you get. Just this relaxing music with some nice water sounds in the background.

You would just say a lady, open Zen meditation and that's it. There's nothing else you need to do. In fact, if we asked for help, she would confirm that a Alexa help. It will automatically play the sounding definitely until you say a little bit.

So stop. You can pause the sound by saying a little bit. So pause. Then you can resume by saying a little bit.

So resume. That's interesting. I was a slightly different message from last time. Last time she said, I think basically the same thing, but she started off by saying, there's nothing else you can do or there's nothing else you need to do except listen.

Anyway. There you go. Tomorrow's is going to be something completely different. For now, we should just listen to this and maybe to test it.

Ability to keep us relaxed and stress free. I should tell you some jokes. Some Zen-like jokes, but that which nevertheless might make you a bit stressed because they're so bad. First one to a pet shop the other day and asked for a dozen bees.

And the shopkeeper handed them over and when he passed over the 13th bee I said, what's this? He said that's a free bee. I went into another pet shop and I went up to the counter and I said to the shopkeeper, can I have a wasp please? And the shopkeeper said, I'm sorry sir, we don't sell wasps.

And I said, but there's one in the window. Bee-related joke. I was driving along a country lane. I got out of my car, got up and sure enough, in on his wall and he pointed at a bee, flew over his shoulder and into the tank.

And then it flew out again. I was following by another bee. Right now, I said the farmer. So I screwed the cat back on and then tried the car and sure enough it started first time.

What was that all about? I said to the farmer and he said, haven't you heard of BP? BP stands for British petroleum. That'd make petrol.

Or should I say gas? Anyway, we will see if that has helped you. Not be quite so stressed. Listening to terrible jokes.

By having this lovely Zen meditation music in the background and the atmosphere has only been slightly hindered. By having loads of noise going on in the background. We'll speak to our air.

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